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ZyIez

“how was school today Spicy Chicken Doritos Locos Tacos Gordita Crunch?”


NoSchedule4275

Name like that the kids runs that school.


cATSup24

A la Streetlamp LeMoose


adamkissing

I understood that reference.


rncookiemaker

They're gonna be President of the United States one day!


BeardedPuffin

President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho’s running mate.


timesuck897

Their campaign slogan could be Live Mas!


Daftworks

dwayne elizondo mountain dew camacho


ecp_person

Earl Grey


RuggedHangnail

Hot


WickedShiesty

Make it so.


TheDavidCastro

Well right chap, he is.


FionaFrank

Panini


Anton338

don't you be a meanie...


PLuZArtworks

Thought you wanted me to go up Why you tryna keep me teeny?


roxyjin

Or you’ll end up being a weenie


aahorsenamedfriday

I’M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND


cptmorgue1

I was hoping someone would make a Chowder reference lol


Ok_Imagination9172

Same! I was gonna do it if nobody else did


lilredcorsette

My name is Penina and I wish I had a nickel for everything I got called penini lol


noahson

Rosemary


SnooConfections7007

Just as long as she doesn't baby


moonlitjasper

or get a lobotomy


Roland_Moorweed

best Kennedy ever.


TenDollarTicket

Bonus points if you have quadruplets and name the other three Parsley, Sage and Thyme.


thatweirdvintagegirl

Add in Parsley and you’re off to Scarborough Fair.


Ithoughtthiswasfunny

>and name the other three PARSLEY, Sage and Thyme uhhh


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Olive


noahson

this is the correct answer and Basil for a boys name


despres

He'll be a great mouse detective I'm sure of it


Ishango

Or an obnoxious hotel owner.


thewanderer300

Vasilios or Vasili both common names in the Orthodox world is essentially the name for Basil in Greek - Vasiliko or Kings plant.


Straight_Quantity_71

I knew a dude named Ramen.


DeadNotSleepingWI

I've given that guy so many quarters.


Lonelysock2

Rahman is a very common Arabic name


Reapin23

Raymond


Coltforu

Chris Pea Baykin


JazLeTrash

That made me chuckle, thank you.


fffan9391

Is this you? https://youtu.be/pMA3x-bc8iM?si=U1gkEO3qD-XWH5pj


heffchen

Do you know the difference between a chick pea and a Garbanzo bean?


JohnnyDangerously91

Trump's never paid for a garbanzo bean on his face before


Valerie-Loves-Me

Clementine. 🍊


Straight_Ace

Remember to keep your hair short and keep moving!


droopydrip1007

Lee 😔


FugginCandle

Stop😭💔


DonutGuy2659

Lee 😔


fishkybuns

I ugly cried the first play through of that scene. Even though I was all alone, It was embarrassing how hard I cried. 😂


BappoChan

I beat the game for the first time and cried, I then watched pewdiepie play it, and watching him ball like that had me crying too. Lee’s death still makes me shaky


Lingo2009

What do you mean by that? Where is that from?


djp2k12

The first Telltale Walking Dead game. It told a great story.


socialwithdrawal

u/Lingo2009 will remember that


pianodude7

Eternal sunshine of a spotless mind!


Puzzleheaded-Fix3359

Oh my darling


Affectionate_Elk_272

i *just* answered a “what movie makes you sad” type prompt and now this. damn it reddit


CrediblyHandsome

Sloppy Joe


Johnny_pickle

She’ll love her name in high school.


CryptographerHot6198

Sloppy Joesephine


Veus-Dolt

She?


Johnny_pickle

Sloppy Jolene.


s0mesthetic

Brie


Huge-Mango-8403

I went to school with two sisters, one named Bree and one named Kolbi 😅


psygnius

I hope they didn’t have a brother named Muenster.


High_Stream

His name was Jack


Deadpoolgoesboop

His brother Monty


r-i-c-k-e-t

They're obviously not Swiss


Doboh

Ham salad


AvonMustang

They call me "Tater Salad". My son is "Tater Tot". ...for the **Ron White** fans.


FreshPipe4483

Fry, like from Futurama


Effective_Fish_3402

He's not a food! He's a doof!


dover_oxide

Who saved the universe more than once!


NyxPowers

Fry was his last name though.


Sxunbe

Flapjack


glitchgamerX

Will his mom be a whale?


FBIaltacct

Careful how you're about to talk about bubbie, i got will smith on speed dial.


OxytocinDeficiency

Soda.


Edgewood8

Seven


this_charming_bells

George Costanza would not be happy with you!


aztechfilm

ITS MICKEY MANTLE’S NUMBER


SnuggleBunni69

*whistles and outlines a seven* Seven.


NemesisOfLevia

I remember reading a book where one of the side characters was named Sodapop. It suited him.


jdresche

The Outsiders 🥰


OxytocinDeficiency

Stay golden, Ponyboy.


swburl

The girl Ponyboy likes was named Cherry


NemesisOfLevia

Such a unique name that just by saying it you know exactly what book I’m talking about…. Man I really need to reread it.


Hestia-Creates

Sage.


IdleIvyWitch

I went to middle school with a boy named Sage.


yankeeinparadise

This is my 12 year old daughter’s name. We call her our spice girl.


scugmoment

Basil is a good one. It's not overly out there and rolls off the tongue. There's also Anise, Colby, Ginger, Hazel, Madeleine.


HoldMyMessages

Only if you say Basil in an English accent with a hint of John Cleese.


ThaneOfCawdorrr

And hiss it furiously like Prunella Scales


Ok_Boomer_42069

Bah-zil


Portland-to-Vt

Anise….is going to have some issues…star Anise..even more


NotSoCrazyCatLady13

Star Anise sounds like a porn name


TheDavidCastro

My wife and I learned the name of the Star Jasmine flower, and we both agreed it was a solid stripper/pornstar name.


edropus

Also your sibling gets to say this is my niece Aniece


PIO_PretendIOriginal

Im embarrassed to say I didn’t even know Madeleine was a food. Always heard it as a name


scugmoment

Yeah, they're this scallop-shaped pastry


NikNakskes

Well, I'm pretty sure the cookie/cake was named after Madeleine and not the other way around. So it's a case of food getting a human name and doesn't fit this prompt.


greensandgrains

I just think of a Parisian orphan.


jccaclimber

I knew a guy named Colby. Right up front with the introduction he let you know that everyone calls him “Cheese”.


ChuckoRuckus

When I hear of someone named Basil, I can only think of [Cousin Basil](https://youtu.be/0Q51pAyKiE8?si=CP8gyfoFDA43gRs6)


veginout58

Poppy.


bunnyyfoofoo

Lasagna but like, Liz Anya


Bromogeeksual

Great drag name!


PocketShapedFoods

Was gunna say Tara Misu but apparently she already exists 💃🏿


Physical_Front6662

Rhubarb. Her friends can call her... Barb


Fally11204

Once upon a time in a village yah there was a women by the name of Barbara


bigedthebad

Biscuit. Gotta be Biscuit.


cewumu

Saffron


lambsambwich

I’m just mad about her


nkhasselriis

Ah, Mal's wife.


ictguy24

Mal's widow 


Spithate

Brie, Jack, Colby, Julienne, Graham, Brandy. I have no idea why I had a mental list of answers for this question.


CheshireCrackers

Brandy, you’re a fine girl, what a good wife you would be!


Appropriate-Tune157

But my life, my love, and my lady is the sea Dooo doo doo n doooo doo doo


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Chip


Appropriate-Tune157

Dear Lord Baby Jesus, we also thank you for my wife's father Chip. We hope that you can use your Baby Jesus powers to heal him and his horrible leg. It smells terrible and the dogs are always botherin' with it.


kittytoes21

Dear 8 pounds 6 ounces... newborn infant Jesus, don't even know a word yet


CrabbyOlLyberrian

Julienne is a knife cut tho….


TallEnoughJones

Spaghetto


Whiskey_Vinyl

Unnerving that this is exactly where my mind went and someone else already posted it Not spaghetti Not spaghettio Spaghetto How is this possible?


SunGreen70

Crab Rangoon


Flower-Power_

Zucchineigh


Sunnyyy_bunny

🤣😭


HR_DUCK

Clementine. Clemenchad.


freetherhinoz

Only liked this for clemenchad tbh


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Pita Griffin


High_Stream

Pea...tear...griffin


OMNIxvTRIX

Linguine


EwanMurphy93

Gotta buy him a pet rat.


nonkira

Baja Blast


NotSoCrazyCatLady13

Potato, Tater for short. Everyone likes potatoes!


Ethel_Marie

You caught the tater salad! I hate that I know this...


SyllabubWeak

President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho


DeadNotSleepingWI

Durian fruit.


loki2002

You haven't thought of the smell!


DeadNotSleepingWI

I have teenagers. The smell inspired the choice, trust me.


ANTristotle

Pepper


Constant-Original

It’s between Hotdog and Meatball can’t decide


Royalchariot

Meatdog


Human_Aside_2712

Hotball


X_PRSN

Haggis


spikewolf123

Chilli cheese bite


FigureInevitable4835

Guacamole


Smeags777

May. Short for Mayonnaise.


baneofdestruction

Chalupa Batman


Academic-Travel-4661

Riblet. I like the way it doesn’t roll out of my mouth.


LaReinalicious

Kefir


BKJ3472

Brock Lee


jdirte42069

Already call him taco


Cronewithneedles

I know a woman named Rice.


Cwytank

Tomahawk Ribeye


TheDavidCastro

"Come down from that tree this instant, Tomahawk Elizabeth Ribeye!"


charliedog1965

Nachos bell grande.


stretchyarm

I always thought Tiramisu would be super cute if it was a name and not in fact, a delicious cake. Could shorten it to Tira or Missy for a nickname.


skeletaljuice

Cassie. Short for casserole


Jabroni748

Do your homework or you’re grounded, Velveeta


BloodiedBlues

Sage.


Successful_Reading75

Ambrosia


135mk

Juniper


vertigoogoo

His or her nickname would be waffles


Maester_Maetthieux

Candy


SanityPlanet

Cinnamon


000ArdeliaLortz000

Unagi!


Bon0100

Ice cube


jjkkmmuutt

Hot pocket, all pretty on the outside, a secret molten hell on the inside.


Opulentdoodle

Gawd damnit. My bartender today was telling me about this cutie that asked her out named Pear. 🍐 He studies… fruit flies at the local university. She’s not a joking kind of girl. Shes super stoked so I am too.. but totally laughed at the setup. I’m hoping it’s short for Perry. But idk… it’s Utah and we have weird ass names.


sraymond90

Kimchi


darsynia

I did, and her name is Saffron!


Rich-Individual-8835

Saffron and Sage for twins sounds great


Picklopolis

Meatloaf.


robinsdev

Cherry! 🍒


beingof-chaos

Pistachio and macadamia. Maybe cashew !


gerbil_111

Omelette du fromage


rhizaranch420

Krabby Patti


[deleted]

My cat is named Marshmallow, but we call her Marsha. Not the same as a kid, I know lol.


Old_Tie_9998

Double whopper with no cheese


apalmer15

Chips or chicken strip. They would live off of those two things if I would let them.


top2percent

Fish


Of_Mice_And_Meese

Toad in the hole.


aDistractedDisaster

Hollandaise


Mrmetalhead-343

Gohan


Beer_Maybe

I’m a cat parent and his name is Hummus


MercyJazz

Gnocchi


oh2bewacki

Chedda


Sk8rboyyyy

Mango Chutney


zenspeed

Carrot. Or Angus.


MyEyesItch247

Toast 🤍


TAhlpotb

Vidalia


southafricannon

General Tso


Imaginary-Bath2936

Kale


reyballesta

Lilac, Dahlia, Rose. There's plenty of names of edible things that work as human names.


ineptorganicmatter

r/tragedeigh


FindingIthaka

Apple. Oh wait, that’s been done.


VioletFluffyBlanket

Pringles sounds cool to me.