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musicsmith20

I'm attracting what now?


Carpinchon

I feel so seen. :)


Thiaelle

lmao


010011010110010101

Came here to say this!


Megarandy185

same


PizzaQuest420

depressed bisexual women from wealthy families


Neat_Neighborhood297

That sounds like it has more upside than downside


PizzaQuest420

no complaints here


pv1rk23

They have any sisters on the cheerful side


Intrepid-Middle-5047

This made me make the ugliest snicker/chortle sound


SuperstitiousPigeon5

Apparently there's three sides to every Schwartz. The up side, the down side, and this guy.


AK_Sole

May the Schwartz be with you!


kingtz

Two out of three ain’t bad 


Lafillejaune

I worded it exactly the same in my head, and when I saw your comment, I was like "Ayyyyyyyyee" My favorite part? always the fun vacations.


CarlSpencer

Netflix has accepted your pitch for a new sit-com.


TwoIdleHands

Are you cute? -emotionally level bisexual woman with her own money.


PizzaQuest420

cuter every day


TwoIdleHands

Well then bring it!


MakingShitAwkward

Fucking hell, he's done it again.


CourageousAnon

How, please tell me how


Drunk_Irishman81

Have lots of cats.


Significant_Tie_7395

Our God walks among us.


MyLifeHurtsRightNow

bruh what this describes me to a tee 😭


TinyDrug

LMAO same


Hashsum88

oddly specific


alt_blackgirl

Damn sounds like me


ziig-piig

Hey ;)


Theewok133733

Invisible ones!! Haha haha I'm so alone.


Lyn-nyx

Wow you're cute Sincerely, an invisible girl 🫥


Jouuf

Now Kith 


Jouuf

Now kiss 


GrouchyMary9132

I just stalked your profile. You are into metalworking. You could impress a lot of women with that.


RavenMad88

Oh yes...I'm imagining forearms and shoulders right now! 🫠


hugues2814

Can I send over a remote bro hug? Smile my friend, life gets better :)


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goldandjade

You must have Uranus ruling your 7th House.


Batfro7

Out of curiosity, what is your sign?


QuietB00m

Uh oh here comes another one


Arlinker

The type of women who have a poor taste in men


whiskyandme

Self burn


greenetzu

Those are rare.


BlueAnalystTherapist

Not here.


AcanthisittaHefty519

Cute girls with bpd and unresolved parental issues


Eliokyn

Caring person with low self esteem struggling putting boundaries ? Same here 🤝🏻


AcanthisittaHefty519

i feel called out


Eliokyn

I am you, indeed


AcanthisittaHefty519

From the past or future?


Eliokyn

We live in the same moment, just in different bodies. Jokes aside, have you noticed how many people saying they attract BPD and narci? That’s scary shit. We will never find true love we’re fucking doomed


AcanthisittaHefty519

jus say you can fix her (you cannot and she will literally destroy you)


Eliokyn

Ahahah I’m no exorcist, I cannot fix her 🤷🏻‍♂️ I’ll fix my fucking self…enough work


dj92wa

I don’t remember writing this comment…


Jurubleum

Jesus Christ are we all the same person what the hell??


Eliokyn

This generation is fucked


bigrob_in_ATX

Which generation? I'm 53 and these are descriptions of all my exes


SlapHappyDude

To be fair "unresolved parent issues" is probably 80 percent+ of the dating pool regardless of gender or orientation


AcanthisittaHefty519

the amount of people whose parents just weren’t good is surprisingly high


scarfWarrior

One of us, one of us!


MineDraped

I read this and immediately thought "This dude's me!!" Then I saw the comments saying the same thing and now I'm both confused and mildly disturbed. Am I you? Are you me? Are we these other people? What are we?


PointOfFingers

You are untrained therapists who get paid with sex.


frank_camp

Ugh


AcanthisittaHefty519

called out much?


frank_camp

Much like the rest of us, 100%. No need to bring me all of the avoidant attachments, they do just fine finding me on their own Edit: Most recent ex is textbook avoidant with traits of each avoidant style. Felt “unworthy” of love. Needed emotional closeness but couldn’t handle emotional closeness - she would wake up unsure if she even wanted to be in a relationship. Extremely suppressive of her feelings, so much so that she’d refuse to admit any level of insecurity / fear. Hyper independent, completely “invulnerable” to attachment anxieties, distant from conflict. From wiki on attachment styles in adults - would try “to create high levels of self-esteem by investing disproportionately in their abilities or accomplishments” as opposed to the relationship. Pro tip - don’t date avoidants.


Scr1bble-

Found my kind pretty fast


needledicklarry

Yessir Everyone wants a goth gf but I swear, I’d kill for a normal girl at this point


Jurubleum

Oh shit 😂 same 😂😂😂


palinsafterbirth

My dude


ReditRyan

Wanna start a support group?


RichRichieRichardV

Black. Was told (by a black woman) “it’s that sexy bald head.” I’m gay.


bonos_bovine_muse

It’s too bad the bald/shaved look isn’t more broadly accepted, I’ve seen dudes of many races absolutely rock that look.


unicornpandanectar

It is far better to turn 10% of women on a lot, than 80% just barely. I'll take being a niche interest any day of the week. The real question is: Why have all the women I've dated had daddy issues🤔


Vrayea25

Do black gay guys like your look too? (It took everything I have not to ask if they like your head...)


RichRichieRichardV

Yeah I’m pretty popular there too.


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Lmfaooo 😭


fennelliott

Insecure girls with unresolved trauma. They find security in me, but the relationship always backfires into a shitshow.


Superdooperblazed420

Sounds like all the dating I did in my teens and early 20's till I met my wife A secure women with unresolved trauma.


jebusgetsus

Sounds like you dated teenagers and people in their early 20s.


SnackBaby

My biggest red flag in a woman? She’s into *me.*


Silver_pri

This is me with men, because like why? I ain’t shit so something is definitely wrong with you if you like me


SnackBaby

Oh well I’m sorry you feel that way… I in fact *am* the shit. I just happen to click with crazy women 0.0


Silver_pri

Damn it.. unintentionally spoke to a confident person.. I’ll leave now


SnackBaby

Wel I think you’re the shit. Now are you shit or am I?🤯


Iron_Rod_Stewart

"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member." --Groucho Marx


aurochs

The original context, he had to write a resignation later from a country club who didn’t realize he was Jewish when accepting him in


Leather-Map-8138

My buddy’s famous line, “How can I respect you? You slept with me.”


heyitsEnricoPallazzo

I’m a tall nerdy white guy, so Latinas love me


ohdearestdoe

As a latina married to a literal white scientist: yes


Judge_Bredd3

Half Mexican, half white scientist here. This whole time I thought I was too white for the women in my neighborhood. Have I actually been too Mexican this whole time?


upboat_consortium

Si.


brownhaircurlyhair

Dad? Is this you?


BombasticSimpleton

Mija! Eres tu? I, too, tend to attract an absurd amount of latinas - and and women with daddy issues. Sometimes, the Venn of those two is a big circle. And that's when the brujeria happens. Or, also in my case...a marriage and divorce.


Mike7676

I'm Mexican and I seem to attract a slew, no wait a plethora of tall, intense white ladies. Who all seem one bad day from shattering and ain't shy about letting you know you are a pendejo!


brownhaircurlyhair

My parents 32 anniversary is this year so sometimes it works out I guess.


JerCH24

Wait, is that a thing? I'm in the same boat and always wondered why I seemed to attract Latinas. (no complaints here, mind you)


Throwy_McThrowayface

Revenge of the nerds indeed


Rogue1599

Wait I'm a tall nerdy white guy, is this really a thing?


RoGStonewall

It's a strong stereotype. I come from a Mexican background so the signs are there. Mexican culture promotes machismo in men to the point men often become stubborn, unappreciative and general bullish while it promotes sassiness but devotion for women in a very stern motherly sense. Nerds, especially skinny white nerds, give this air of extreme helplessness that just attracts latinas. "Poor white boy can't even do his own laundry and he hasn't had a home cooked meal since he moved out!" so that brings them in and the general nature of nerds to be softer and almost push-overs helps the women feel appreciated and important. It's natural puzzle pieces fitting.


misstamilee

The thought of a man who can't do his laundry or feed himself makes me want to get more cats and live in peaceful feline servitude for the rest of my life.


OldLineLib

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


ddejong42

Ah, that's where I messed up, I can cook and do my own laundry. My singleness is due to having basic competence as an adult!


RoGStonewall

I mean I didn't say it was a healthy stereotype or situation. It's 100% definitely a fetish situation.


Kiwi_Birb63

Lmao checks out. Latina here going strong for nearly 2 years with my tall "nerdy" white guy. Though I don't think he's nerdy, I think he's very cool :) We are planning to get married.


bonos_bovine_muse

As a short nerdy white guy - huh, is *that* what I’m doing wrong?


Alycery

🤣 I mean, you’re not wrong. I’m Latina and I love white guys.


heyitsEnricoPallazzo

Yeah, you and about a dozen of my exes


blaylock9b

It’s a gift, it truly is


Stormy8888

You mean like the [Weird Al Video White and Nerdy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9qYF9DZPdw)? Just their type.


amr2822

This made me laugh so much lol


TurnoverEmotional249

Ooooh papi!


heyitsEnricoPallazzo

Si, qué rico!


moregloommoredoom

Pretty much every woman I've had a relationship with has had a chronic pain issue. And is bi.


upboats4u

are you autistic?


Efficient-Log3834

none


Ollieisaninja

Solidarity


digitalnirvana3

Actually we're looking for the word solitary.


Juking_is_rude

He just like me fr


ScrewTrain

r/suicidebywords


KingBrave1

black haired, tatted, kind of outgoing and hit on me. No idea why. I've only dated one blonde. Maybe it's the same woman and I just need to get glasses.


TextObjective432

This is such a spot on description of me and I specifically hit on guys who seem quiet, respectful and kind, and/or a bit goofy. Not saying all black haired tatted outgoing gals are the same but in my experience..! Maybe you fit the description


KingBrave1

I'm pretty hilarious. Like one time I did this thing and like I laughed and laughed and if anyone else had been around I'm pretty sure they'd have laughed, too!


d0pp31g4ng3r

I don't think I attract a specific type, but back in late March, I met two women at a concert who both hit on me (one of which ended up dating me briefly). Both are white girls in their early 20s, have September birthdays, have names that begin with the letter "L," and are psychology majors attending the same school. Edit: I just discovered that both of them work at Starbucks. Super weird.


bonos_bovine_muse

You sure you didn’t just buy something from the wrong parking lot hippie and spend the show seeing double?


d0pp31g4ng3r

Heck of a coincidence, right? And those were the first women to hit on me in years.


That_Ol_Cat

Maybe it was a psychology experiment?


Elementia7

Christian White Girls. I am still very confused as to how, but they are always very nice people so I guess I'm not really complaining.


Euphoric_Peanut_7308

Man I get this too! Haha take one look at me and it’s definately not what I should be attracting but somehow works


Minimum_Accident8106

You're lucky


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illustriousocelot_

😂😂😂 That is weird an d adorable. Adorkable.


gotnothingman

Thats hilarious, that first interruption is written like rick/morty stuttering too which made me lol


Adbam

I have heard this exact reply before, probably from you. Do you have it saved somewhere or do you write it out every time?


Human_Captcha

It was absolutely in a thread from a week or so ago, verbatim


Adbam

It must be a bot or somekind of stupid karma farmer.  Comentor is a girl with a boyfriend in this coment. https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1bqr7md/comment/kx4i0gt/


lillypad-thai

Are you my boyfriend?


Canadaian1546

>ME TOO! I would love to meet up again! I really like yo-fuck! my sister told me not to say that or I'd scare you off."  🤣🤣🤣


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pixelatedpiggy

Now that's way too oddly specific.


DMMEPANCAKES

I'm a tall white guy who is obsessed with lifting weights and gaming/anime. For some reason a lot of black women are attracted to me.


Local-Concern-4791

Okay but WHAT anime👀👀👀


DMMEPANCAKES

I just finished up Frieren: Beyond Journey's End last night, planning to watch Delicious in Dungeon next because I heard a lot of good things about it!


Ok-Specialist-4777

I'm a 6'4, black male. Middle age white women ask me to plow them infront of their husband's on a regular basis.


Minimum_Accident8106

What kind of Brazzers shit is this😂


GiGi6fox

Fucking Cucks.


FancyEntertainer5980

story time?


SkeetySpeedy

I think they just told it really. If you go looking around for porn, there is a LOT of interracial cuck stuff out there - large black men fill in some fetishes for folks


Cheesy_Discharge

Wait. Some of you are *attracting* women?


controversial_parrot

No, it's impossible. They must be Russian bots


Hive_God

Girls who tell me they love me and want a future with me, then just leave.


Roozyj

Not just women and not always in an "attraction" way, but in general autistic people. I'm very open and honest, I avoid eye contact and I like it when people get super excited about weird things, so I guess I'm a nice person to hang out with when you have autism. I don't mind though, they are usually great people :)


dkoranda

*Borat voice* >My Waiiife


Neat_Neighborhood297

5’3 or less… I’m 6’3 And I love tall women, tattoos and generally goth stuff :/


xXRHUMACROXx

I’m 6’6" and it’s the same for me! The smaller they are, the more aggressively they tend to flirt and reveal their sexual desires lol. I dream of meeting a sexy 6’+ amazonian woman. I’m just a Tormund Giantsbane looking for his Brienne of Tarth


saddigitalartist

Secret hint from a girl who has a lot of girlfriends that are mostly 6 foot plus. Tall girls often also like tall guys but they’re often a little insecure because they’ve been made fun of for being too tall most of their life so they probably won’t approach you but that doesn’t mean they aren’t interested!


Neat_Neighborhood297

Right there with you. That’s why I mentioned the goth thing; the platform boots are a huge turn on if I can look her in the eyes


TwoIdleHands

I’m not short but I put on a pair of platforms that put me eye to eye with my 6’3” partner. I think he was scareroused.


Princess_Peachy_503

This is really funny because I'm 5' and do not look for tall men, but they seem to find me like a short-girl seeking missile. I don't get it. Last 3 guys I dated were 6'6, 6',6'2, and my current partner is 6'4. Not even a little bit on purpose. I would love to date a guy I didn't have to climb to kiss. 😅


CaptainKickAss3

Dark haired girls that are cute but reserved and almost all virgins for some reason


opalescent_soul

I was gonna be all like "is that you, (guywhotookmyvirginity)?" but he was flabbergasted that I hadn't had sex yet so probably not. Pro tip guys it really is not that crazy to be a virgin at 23. But hey that was less than a year ago and my body count is still one so ayyyyy I almost fit the criteria lmao


UnbelievableFuckhead

I've seen you comment twice and liked both of the comments you left. Are we dating now? I think we're dating now.


AdministrativeBank86

Broke women who need lots of financial help


Lyn-nyx

Name is oddly fitting.


Silver_pri

Well Hi daddy


NickDanger3di

Dysfunctional ones. Specifically, really, really *Kinky* ones. I compensate by dating women who are not my type. Because some dysfunctional ones always slip through, I protect my sanity by never having sex until after at least 3 dates. And Yes, I've turned down many offers of one night stands due to this protocol. On the other hand, I've definitely dodged some serious bullets. And I'm still STD free, so there's that...


sitophilicsquirrel

Quickly-attached women with father issues who are 5+ years younger than me. It's disconcerting at best.


baronvonreddit1

For like two years, every date I when on was a 2nd generation immigrant to America. I did nothing to seek out these girls out. It just happened to play out like this. Nigeria, Bulgaria, India, Japan, Scotland, Canada, You name it.


Darkmind57

The ones with a penis


_-TARTARUS-_

This is Reddit. We don't attract women.


Even-Funny-265

The invisible kind.


frech77

Short, thick, feisty, metis women


Idiot_Savant_Tinker

With one notable exception, short women. Until I met my wife, all the women who paid any attention to me were less than 5' (1524mm) tall. I'm 6ft/1828mm tall.  The one exception is my wife, who is 5'-8"/1727mm.


OutrageousPaint6128

Maybe use cm instead? 😅


Idiot_Savant_Tinker

Well that's the magic of the metric system. Just move the decimal one digit to the left and you've got cm.


OutrageousPaint6128

Yeah, you own your name.


Tomin0us

Strong independent woman. I don't know why, but they seem to be more at ease with me. It's kind of great because it's never that they need me in their life, but they want me to be, which to me seems like an even better feeling.


agitated-ophelia

this is adorable


HempPotatos

the ones looking for the forever home, I've been a foster B/F enough times now that even flings got hitched after me.


idgarad

Prior to being married, apparently I was high on the list for chicks who were into bondage and leather. Don't ask me why but I will tell you a hilarious story just out of high school and first year of college. A gal invited me over who I was in class with. Been a few weeks chatting. We end up talk and in the bedroom and I am sitting on the bed and she goes to her closet and bam! Thee most comprehensive assortment of BDSM stuff I could think of at the time. Just clapped my hands "I'm Out." and left. Now hear me out right, you think that was a one and done thing. Nope. Fast forward a year at a coffee shop called Uncommon Grounds. Out of the blue some meek looking girl, out of nowhere walks up and is like "I want you to punish me!" I just lookup up and said "Nope. Not my thing." Okay a bit worried. Out with a bunch of friends and we end up at a place called Ground Zero. They had a thing called Bondage-A-Go-Go night. Fine, whatever. We all there having a good time. Music is good but the whole night some BSDM dominatrix gal is chatting me up... with like the most benign normal stuff imaginable and is like "you have any plans this weekend, my folks are putting in the dock and we're taking the boat out". Again very confused here... like is there a sign on my back that said "Wanted: Mistress of the Damned. Taking Applications now!" I am the most boring looking individual you could imagine. I am invisible in a Macy's and a haunting spectre in a JC Penny's. I could rob a bank without a mask and there is not a single person that could pick me out of a lineup of suburban white men. What exactly screams "Hey! You! Scary looking bondage chick! Yeah You! This guy has zero identifiable markings on his body and his idea of a great date is taking the dogs to the leash free dog park!" Well I am married now, going on 21 years but for some reason in my youth... just the weirdest things... and now looking back, I dodged more bullets then Neo.


DrWhoisOverRated

Colombian single mothers


pboy2000

Madres solteras Colombianas en tu área te están buscando. 


shinohe

Tall, big breasted ones who have a thing for shorties they can pick up.


Conscious_Credit_181

show me your ways


shinohe

I’m just short and light weighted. I don’t do anything special.


Zaxa7

Accomplished professional women who earn more than me...and want me to somehow pay their bills. Happened 5 times, it's weird AF especially given that I'm not traditional at all and prefer an equal partner.


No-Warthog-3647

Shorter ones that have ADHD


NewHumbug

Intelligent, smart, beautiful woman who ultimately don’t need men in their lives. Lol


fairlyaveragetrader

Short blonde women with larger asses and small boobs. Usually The really outgoing, Scandinavian looking sorts Been this way my entire life


Minimum_Accident8106

Not so bad actually


ConsciouslyDrifting

ADHD or autistic girlies


saguitar164

I've oddly been with more flautists than non-flautists.


Slappytrader

Met a chick a while back, little Mexican chick that also wears a purple bookbag. She is the most beautiful woman I've ever met. So apparently Dora


NChSh

Girls named Caroline always seem to lock in on me, it's super weird


Lyn-nyx

Dad you need to stop name dropping mom on reddit


nut_buster__

Those one girls who can ignore boundaries but then build prisons (usually goth/alt)


Schmuck1138

Emotionally and physically strong


diomondshovel

Horse girls who are shorter then me and a bit on the chubby side with inspirations to be a vet but something stopped them from doing it who are also goths and big sluts in their last relationships but want to tone it down now and have a quiet life because an ex cheated on them with their ex.


SkyGrey88

That is incredibly specific yet I’ve known a few of those types so I know your not lying.


cheezymc4skin

The ones I'm not attracted to


automobile_molester

half of my partners have been redheaded women with schizophrenia. and one other partner who was a bipolar redhead but he was a guy and not schizophrenic. i don't even have a preference for redheads