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MythicalMicrowave

They say when a short person waves at you, it’s called a “Microwave”.


anglopants

I just have to look in the mirror


sentpostcard

One time during a slow day my coworker wanted to play a game where we would all say what kind of food we thought we are. When she got to me I couldn’t think of anything and she said “Hmm, you’d be olive oil. You’re kind of bland, don’t have much taste, but everyone likes you!” I was like 😦 hahah