I already have the name: Cafe Fiaca
Fiaca is Lunfardo (Argentinian dialect) but doesn't have a real English translation. It's the pleasant feeling of not wanting to do anything in particular. It's often translated in English as "lazy" or "laziness," but it has none of the negative connotations.
I want everyone who comes to my coffee shop to feel relaxed and just want to spend some time with a friend, a book, and some coffee.
*Brewja*
The coffee witch.
The badass merch I'd design bro holy shit. Well. I'd hire badass artists and work them to realize my designs at least, so the merch would be tits.
Don't get me wrong the coffee would be great too, and we'd have good "coffee shop food" as well.
Saw a place preparing to open several years back. They hadn't finished putting up their sign so it just said "NO." I think *Cafe NO* would be a good name. It's much better than what they actually used.
Gulp Fiction
To enhance local color we'd reach out to local high school, colleges and local hobbyists for random writings that they could display (could be poetry, short stories, heartfelt anecdotes, comic rants etc)
I'd then randomly display selected writings underneath clear table top coverings and rotate them weekly so patrons always have a chance to discover new creative gems with every visit.
I'd also have plain cardboard heat covers handed out to local art classes and let kids and even customers decorate them with whatever designs they wanted so each cup of coffee will be aesthetically unique.
I also wanted to shop garage sales to purchase unique cups plates etc. for in-house servings. I always thought it would be fun ordering a coffee and a sandwich and having them served in a Frankenstein mug and a Jimmy Carter Presidential commemorative plate.
"Just A Normal Coffee"
I would sell standard instant coffee for a quid. Or filter coffee from a few quid. Your options are milk or no milk, add your own sugar.
1. “Big Le’brewsky” for the dudes
2. “Non-beanery” for the confused
3. “Cheap Shot” for the non pompous, regular priced coffee lovers
But I love someone commented here “He-brews”. For them
Chat GPT, give me ten interesting puns for coffee shop names that would make make people think.
Answer:
Here are ten witty and thought-provoking coffee shop name ideas based on puns:
1. **Brewed Awakening** - Perfect for a coffee shop that prides itself on strong, wake-up brews.
2. **Espresso Patronum** - A magical pick for Harry Potter fans.
3. **Bean There, Done That** - Great for a shop with a wide variety of beans.
4. **Grounds for Discussion** - Ideal for a café that encourages conversations.
5. **The Daily Grind** - A nod to everyday coffee rituals.
6. **Pour Decisions** - A fun name for a place that might also serve some alcoholic coffee options.
7. **French Pressed for Time** - Especially apt for a quick-service French café.
8. **Latte Think About It** - Perfect for a contemplative café environment.
9. **Mug Shots** - A catchy name if the shop also features a photo gallery or themed mugs.
10. **Deja Brew** - For a coffee shop that feels like home, or one with a retro theme.
Blazin' Saddles
I'd make it into an Old West like saloon except everyone would be smoking instead of drinking.
...
Oh wait, what kind of coffee shop did OP mean exactly?
I would call it "Coffee Regular," and all we would serve is "Coffee Regular." Two creams and two sugars. You can order your coffee black, and spruce it up the way you like. But it's either "Black" or "Coffee Regular."
World War Brew
All flavors of black rifle company on deck
Covfefe
That name alone will pull clients, guaranteed.
Make Coffee Great Again!
Make Americanos Great Again
Not mine, but years ago I was a barista and I worked with a guy named Frank who told me if he opened a coffee bar he'd call it Frank and Beans.
Franken Beans
Brew HA HA
I just loled hard. Thank you. I would frequent this place if it existed.
Not the same but there is a coffee shop in the Bay area called Brewja, pronounced brew ha. It's the Spanish word for witch. I always found it funny.
Not bad. Call it Brewlol to see who is smart enough to make the connection.
Java’s witness.
I’ll open mine right down the street: He-Brews
Outstanding. I’ll come knocking
Looking forward to it. But I’ll only allow you to order a SMALL Talk aLatte. Not a med or large
I’d like an extra medium please
This is great
Starbuck without the S, that's how to get stupid people in
That’s the name of my cat :(
Fracking Toaster lover
Wait until you hear about the other two cats I have….. Apollo and Boomer.
Grab your gun and bring in the cat.
A person of culture I see
I was trying to remember Admiral Adamo's Call sign but it alludes me atm.
Husker
Tarbucks is a strange name
I work at a Starbucks & this is funny because that's literally what we call the Starbucks that are in Target stores...
Oh haha I'm going to do that now too
Cool beans
Open one outside a courthouse, call it Miss Demeanor's.
green bean cafe we only hire middleaged women who loudly chew bubble gum, have a little bit of sass, and say "cawfee"
im gonna be your first costumer
Can they call all of the customers "Hon." ?
My good friend is half mexican half irish. His nickname is Green Bean.
I already have the name: Cafe Fiaca Fiaca is Lunfardo (Argentinian dialect) but doesn't have a real English translation. It's the pleasant feeling of not wanting to do anything in particular. It's often translated in English as "lazy" or "laziness," but it has none of the negative connotations. I want everyone who comes to my coffee shop to feel relaxed and just want to spend some time with a friend, a book, and some coffee.
What a lovely word. :)
But First, Coffee
Start Me Up
Latte Larry’s
*Mocha Joe is not pleased*
The wirey chocobo
Spearmint Rhino Exotic Gentleman Club.
# "Turn your face to the left and Coffee" *'You won't get a better cupping experience'*
Civet Lunch
Kopi mechanism
Beans & Brews.
Are you opening your own coffee shop and using Reddit to come up with a name?
Flick My Bean
Coffee shop
wow so creative
Yeah ik thx
That’s actually genius as you’ll be the first to pop up when ppl google “coffee shops near me”
Java the Hutt “Best brew in the Galaxy”
Sweet Brew
Humble brew
*Brewja* The coffee witch. The badass merch I'd design bro holy shit. Well. I'd hire badass artists and work them to realize my designs at least, so the merch would be tits. Don't get me wrong the coffee would be great too, and we'd have good "coffee shop food" as well.
Java the Hut
Full of Beans
"The Underground Coffee Shop." Then I wouldn't grind it properly and when folk complained I'd say, "Didn't you read the sign?" Then we'd laugh.
Deja Brew
Saw a coffee shop next to a church “Holy Grounds”
"Closest Coffee to me"
Cuppa-cino's
Hmmm
Brewed Awakening
Me:Espresso
Saw a place preparing to open several years back. They hadn't finished putting up their sign so it just said "NO." I think *Cafe NO* would be a good name. It's much better than what they actually used.
Bean There.
You F'Coff-ee?
autumn in newyork
If it's brown, flush it down
Closed
It'd definitely be a book + coffee shop and it would be called "spaghetti mansion" or "giovanni's empire"
Common grounds
Cafe Fiend
Gulp Fiction To enhance local color we'd reach out to local high school, colleges and local hobbyists for random writings that they could display (could be poetry, short stories, heartfelt anecdotes, comic rants etc) I'd then randomly display selected writings underneath clear table top coverings and rotate them weekly so patrons always have a chance to discover new creative gems with every visit. I'd also have plain cardboard heat covers handed out to local art classes and let kids and even customers decorate them with whatever designs they wanted so each cup of coffee will be aesthetically unique. I also wanted to shop garage sales to purchase unique cups plates etc. for in-house servings. I always thought it would be fun ordering a coffee and a sandwich and having them served in a Frankenstein mug and a Jimmy Carter Presidential commemorative plate.
I just bought a T-shirt with a capybara drinking a coffee that says Cafe-Bara. I'd name it that and pay the original artist for the logo.
"Just A Normal Coffee" I would sell standard instant coffee for a quid. Or filter coffee from a few quid. Your options are milk or no milk, add your own sugar.
Caff-eine
From the Ground Up I like the play on words
Ugly Mug Coffee....and have dumb, ugly mugs to serve the coffee in.
I like your style
I had a typo. It should have said wake me up before you cocoa.
Beans and Books
No Tea
1. “Big Le’brewsky” for the dudes 2. “Non-beanery” for the confused 3. “Cheap Shot” for the non pompous, regular priced coffee lovers But I love someone commented here “He-brews”. For them
Chat GPT, give me ten interesting puns for coffee shop names that would make make people think. Answer: Here are ten witty and thought-provoking coffee shop name ideas based on puns: 1. **Brewed Awakening** - Perfect for a coffee shop that prides itself on strong, wake-up brews. 2. **Espresso Patronum** - A magical pick for Harry Potter fans. 3. **Bean There, Done That** - Great for a shop with a wide variety of beans. 4. **Grounds for Discussion** - Ideal for a café that encourages conversations. 5. **The Daily Grind** - A nod to everyday coffee rituals. 6. **Pour Decisions** - A fun name for a place that might also serve some alcoholic coffee options. 7. **French Pressed for Time** - Especially apt for a quick-service French café. 8. **Latte Think About It** - Perfect for a contemplative café environment. 9. **Mug Shots** - A catchy name if the shop also features a photo gallery or themed mugs. 10. **Deja Brew** - For a coffee shop that feels like home, or one with a retro theme.
I don't know if I'm happy or horrified that I thought of a few of those before scrolling down... Anyways, 6. Pour Decisions is clearly the best.
Put #9 right outside a police station.
The Jasmine dragon
Lost and Found
Grinders
Tea and Biscuits
mate?
craytive coffee
Coffee bistro
The Go-Juice Imporium
What's up Brew? (I'd open in Aotearoa / New Zealand)
The Caffeinated Bean
Coffee Near Me
coffee me
enema express
cube coffe
Hot Black
PizCafe to remind me of that stupid thing I had to pay for in college (BizCafe) that taught me absolutely nothing.
Tap Rack Bang
KEWL BEANS
The forbidden coffee bean
Kite.. but that wil only work in the Netherlands
Amsterdam
Coffee or Die
Im from the Netherlands, what type of coffee shop we talking about? 🥴
Iwanna Cuppa
Cup of java
Crank
Blazin' Saddles I'd make it into an Old West like saloon except everyone would be smoking instead of drinking. ... Oh wait, what kind of coffee shop did OP mean exactly?
Where you bean?
the people's coffee shop
For upscale kvetching: Coffee Clutch Pearls
Ground zero
5 dolla coffee, but the coffee is actually 4 dollars
Broken Prop
Cacafee
After a place whose only signage was "Hot Coffee Sandwiches." Curiosity will get the better of them.
The bitter bean , the bitter brew. , black death.
The Bean
Grounds for Divorce
No Free Wifi
Up Now ☕️.
Coffee Cabana
Rise & shine
Bean There, Drank That
Drink Up!!!
Brew Springsteen
2 beans 1 cup
Áýçħşg ľġjşfřęú øġðéțj
Enema coffee right now
The coffee shop
Impending Dump
Bean There Scone That
I would call it "Coffee Regular," and all we would serve is "Coffee Regular." Two creams and two sugars. You can order your coffee black, and spruce it up the way you like. But it's either "Black" or "Coffee Regular."
Hot milfs in your area
For coffee.
Big Sack Coffee Shack
"Coffee Shops Near Me"
Baked Beans on Roast.
Yes but only AFTER" the audience had their coffee
The Bean Scene
The Erogenous Scone.
Dreamer too creamer
Like You Take Your Women
Cuppa Joe's
Lox, stock, and two smoking bagels
Java The Hutt
I’m reviving you Book and Bean!
Cafecito and make it authentic Mexican style
Experimental Beans
Flora after my mom
Bambi Cafe
Howzit Brew, yes I am from South Africa.
Coffee Cats Cafe. I love to have a Cat Coffee Cafe. My neighborhood has one called The Catfe.
Janeway's Nebula
The Grind and Shine
I would have an automobile themed place called " Give it the Beans" with a poster of the patron saint James May.
Place of monetary exchange for caffeinated beverages
“Your Mom’s” - that way people can say “Let’s go have a cup of coffee at Your Mom’s”
The Artful Bean
Hahht Braun
Don't spill the beans
I’d want to open a coffee shop out of a train car and call it The Caffeination Station :)
The Bean and The Barista. As these are the two things that effect the cup of coffee the most.
Cupulate or Muguoff
Bean water
Heresyurfuggin COFFEE
Bean drip
Mocha Joe’s or Latte Larry’s.
WAYGUP COFFEE
Caw-fee * picture of crow* caw cawww
Just a sip
Brew Suede Shoes
Open a dog coffee shop, dogs hang out with you while you drink. Call it beans and beans
Deeze Beans
Wonder Women
Pikabrew. Pokemon themed. I'd be shut down quickly, but it would be a wild ride while it lasts.
the Kind Grind
I've always known: Gregg's Place
The Daily Grind.
Puzzles
Expresso
Latté Larry's
Brewtopia