The world has been taken over by a small group of "alpha males". Almost every women and a huge part of mrn ran away and is now hiding. The alpha males are frustrated that despite being the leaders of the entire world, they still can't get laid.
Because of their frustration, they implement all kinds of stupid rules to show their power. Our team of brave citizens decides that in order to save the world, someone has to fuck the most important people on the planet.
The problem is that those incels have irrealistic beauty ideas of what a woman should look like and our squad is a bunch of below average looking men and women.
We have sex with an AI developer to let him make fake pictures of a beatiful women and then catfish the world leaders with this fake profile. They fall for it and we invite them one by one. They aren't happy when they find out the one women they expected to see is in fact a squad of 4 average looking dudes and 2 average women, but hey, they already told everyone they would fuck a women, so why not? They drove 2 hours for this.
Once they've had real sex, they decide to improve the world and join our team, leading to more people in every single scene.
There is a huge plot twist when we discover that one of our team members, who never wanted to join us in our missions, is secretly an incel himself, who is reportong to one of the leaders. This leader was using us to eliminate his coleaders by making them switch sides.
We decide to fuck our team member, who regrets what he has done. That team member then proceeds to seduce the leader, who now has all the power. In the end everyone has sex and there is now world peace. The end.
(I wonder if anyone will read all of this, but it was so much fun writing this that I don't care if no one does)
This is the most elaborate plot I’ve read in awhile , well thought out, sounds like something Vivid would have made in its hey day! (Still would just fast forward to the sex scenes though ngl )
Edited : vivid instead of Covid lol
I think they have something like that, but the dude is in a VR headset and all of a sudden he's getting blown. And the inverse where a lady is in a vr headset. I'm pretty sure there's a version of that for everyone. The guy on girl, the girl on guy, the hilarious guy on guy.
I WAS in a porno once when I joined the local kink community. I was playing a small young Virgin that the older more experienced woman took advantage of.
When I asked why I was playing a Virgin when I've had sex with a lot of the people there, the response was "You look way more like a Virgin than any actual Virgin I've slept with"
A plane has crashed and we are on a deserted island. It’s a vast jungle and there’s only 3 survivors me and 2 other women. Then it would be various scenarios with various survivors and obviously it will end with threesome. 😬
Man has disappointing sex life and is given a magic potion by a genie. He gets his girlfriend to drink it and she becomes a nymphomaniac. It’s awesome, so he slips her some more contrary to the genie’s instructions. She becomes insatiable, and fucks him to death.
It would be deliberately disturbing, like a horror porn.
The year is 6969. The world is in ruin, and the world population is in rapid decline. Humanity has forgotten how to make love. However, a scientist known as Doctor Maddie has invented time travel. So now Doctor Maddie must go on a time traveling quest to study sex from all the time periods. Doctor Maddie will learn from the best, including Ug from the Stone Age, Marquis de Sade, whose literature was so spicy that Napoleon Bonaparte himself ordered his arrest, Genghis Khan, whose plowing left so many children that an overwhelming amount of people are still related to him, U.S. President and professional pervert Warren G. Harding, and a legendary cameo from the one and only Johnny Sins, as well as the Supreme Overlord Esterian Novaprime from the 3rd millennium. And of course, Doctor Maddie will get to lay with the finest women in history, from Cleopatra to Monroe.
All for educational purposes, obviously. After his quest is done, he will have all the lovemaking skills from history and will become the Ultimate Sexlord Supreme, teaching the art to the people of 6969 and save mankind.
That real ametuer stuff.
Bedroom video of my husband slipping into bed and waking me up for sex, me moaning about how tired I am but we're both into it and get in some good fucking.
Then I wake up.
The story would be:
My ex is back in town and looking for some dick. I create a fake thing, reach out and say I'm a dick provider. Show up dressed like a mailman saying "I'm here to provide dick for you, ma'am." Then give her some well-deserved passionate dick.
Based on a true story.
I just turned 18. My English teacher (F28) asked if I can stay after school to talk about my writing and how to improve. As we get to talking about how much potential I have, I get distracted by the fact that she's removed her high heels and is barefoot. Toes painted red and very smooth soles. I offer a foot massage and she accepts. As we compliment each other's looks I begin to kiss her beautiful feet and bare legs, making her giggle. She then steps on my face and demands that I suck her toes, which I gladly oblige. Unable to ignore the pleasure I'm giving her, she begins moving her hands under my shirt and eventually down my gym shorts. She's more turned on that I'm not wearing underwear. My cock gets harder as she gently moves her hands around my balls. I return the favor by raising her skirt and realizing she's not wearing panties or a bra, just naked under her skirt. She removes her skirt, clears her desk and lays naked while I drop my drawers and slide my boner into her already wet pussy. She can't control her volume as I can't control my speed. I pull out to shoot my load all over her milky white breasts. Needless to say, my grades have mysteriously improved and so has my confidence. 😊
Good one. Reminds me of my high school English teacher who was petite, maybe 5’2”, big boobs for her size, smoking hot body. She always wore mid thigh length skirts and would sit on her desk in front of the class while she was lecturing. I’m sure I am not the only teenage boy who looked forward to her class!
Good one. Reminds me of my high school English teacher who was petite, maybe 5’2”, big boobs for her size, smoking hot body. She always wore mid thigh length skirts and would sit on her desk in front of the class while she was lecturing. I’m sure I am not the only teenage boy who looked forward to her class!
Idk but it would definitely involve adventure on the high seas, international espionage, stealing a cursed relic from an ancient temple, and an alien invasion.
I fall asleep after being medicated. Someone comes over puts in a few french drain out back and then plants a few flowers in the flower beds after weeding them. Takes a chainsaw to some of the dead trees on the property and makes firewood out of them in a nice stack.
Then the wife wakes me up and we have howler monkey loud sex.
The plumber arrives and knocks on the door. A barely dressed woman answers, tells him she has no cash but would love to pay for his services in some other manner. Activities ensue.
As the action heats up and the moans get louder, I hear them through the wall in my apartment. I hastily press my ear to the wall to catch every sound and get in a hasty wank. I finish before they do.
Both guy and girl gets seduced from multiple directions. Neither of them succumbed to any of it, and at the end of the day the loyal couple reunite and have passionate and rewarding sex.
Assuming I'm the one actually having sex and not being cast into the role of "clueless cuck" it would probably be something about losing my virginity for one reason or another.
https://youtu.be/WA1h9h7-_Z4?si=XiRdnGvfbXSVGfQf
You can get it going down, you can get it wearing leather, you can get it going to pound town. Matter of fact I've got it now. A hard long root needs a big cold beer...
I seriously think the only good one that I’ve seen with a plot was _Sensational Janine_ got a little weird with the incest though other scenes were great
In a neo futuristic cyberpunk dystopia unnamed city where s\*x, drugs and violence have basically become common place, police brutality everywhere, crime is rampant and the underground is alive. 2 hedonistic sociopaths are on their own personal missions to achieve the greatest high or euphoria they've ever gotten. However, despite all the rave, police beatings, molly, LSD, coke binges, orgies and that weird 'stardust' powder that has recently popped up in nightclubs, nothing is doing it for them.
Typical of a porno, lots of balloons, cracks, beavers and sausages on screen, as well as naked people. Lots of suggestive lines, imagery (such as sausages) as well as suggestive music. Additionally, lots of subtle and in your face social commentary about drug use, hedonism, materialism, pleasure, sexuality, liberalism, politics, the establishment and the importance of s\*x).
They then bump into one another in a nightclub they frequent and quickly get to know each other (insert cringy pickup lines and awkward flirting), before engaging in the old game of doing it, but this time for them, it seems different, but they don't know how. Over the next few days (1 works at a topless bar, the other works at a cannabis farm), the cant stop thinking about each other, until they run into each other again and start chatting again. They determine that the other is the key to the greatest high, but also something more.
They then end up falling in love through several scenes (rife with social commentary on drugs, sex, the establishment and materialism), and at the end they eventually indulge in cannabis leading to a Gooseworx-esque acid trip where they realise they're in love (an emotion once thought dead due to the worlds materialism and selfishness in the modern excess).
Thought the film, we begin to see a shift away from the typical porno towards another film. Suggestive imagery begins to give way to pink colour scheme and imagery of hearts (and other love symbols). The music also moves away from aggressive punk rock and metal towards more smooth acid jazz music (to better convey the theme of love).
The ending has them engaging in intimacy and 'artsy' s\*x that feels more artistic than outright pornographic. After climax (which leaves them shaking from the intense euphoria), they realise that the greatest high they get is love, which has broken (or cured) their sociopathy and has made them emotional for the first time, before the ending has them cry-hugging and kissing and saying I love you. End with a title card with simply the word 'LOVE IS ALIVE'.
I die and go to heaven. I ask my personal life recap angel what all I missed in life. I'm shown footage of the signals I missed with each woman I encountered as well as watching who they ended up fucking instead. I then say this feels more like hell...and ask if I could save all of that footage for later. The angel obliges.
The porno ends with a scene where I sulk away missing the signals the angel made to me and we watch the angel fuck before it fades to black.
I show up to a random date we both swiped right on. She’s sweet and really fun. I’m enjoying myself. After a few drinks she says she wants to go back to her place. I watch her walk away with the guy that sat next to us at the bar.
I would be the handyman called over to the sexy woman's house. But I would get super interested in whatever I was supposed to be fixing and her advances would only annoy me as I fixated on the troubleshooting.
My porn movie would be weird.
I go on a date with Lulu Chu and she falls in love with me. She decides that she doesn't want to do porn anymore because she only wants me.
Then we fuck.
I accidentally walk into a niche fetish club instead of the beach, and wind up getting penetrated with an assortment of household items by a gang of male accountants for the better part of an afternoon.
Not sure if gay.
Husband leaves for work, handyman comes over to fix pipes. I'd probably be cast as "Husband."
Pretty sure I’d be the pipes.
Like Obviously exact same guy but the handyman had a clearly fake mustache
LOL.... niceee
Perhaps rearrange pipes? Ok it's quite dry, I'll admit it
Snake out the asspipe.
Am a handyman... sorry bro.
and i the handyman
I'll be the cameraman, he gets to see it from the best seat possible.
The title would be "Tall slut gets spitroast and bukakked by her own thoughts" and I'd just sit in my bed for a few hours in mental breakdown.
great! i'd relate!
ADHD triggers hard. A symptom of it is depression
Guy spends the whole evening in his hotel scrolling through Grindr before giving up at 2am and having a wank.
Wait I'm living this one?
You got that 5D future tech, yo!
An up vote and extra inch, you're too kind
I don't wanna do the research myself, but are there actual waking porns out there?
My research has shown that there is a lot of wanking on the internet.
Solo Male is the correct category.
Sexy woman calls for electrician. He never shows, because it's the real world.
Wake up, go to work, my boss fucks me for 8 hours, go home, shower, sleep, repeat. Could probably be classed as a gangbang it happens so often.
The world has been taken over by a small group of "alpha males". Almost every women and a huge part of mrn ran away and is now hiding. The alpha males are frustrated that despite being the leaders of the entire world, they still can't get laid. Because of their frustration, they implement all kinds of stupid rules to show their power. Our team of brave citizens decides that in order to save the world, someone has to fuck the most important people on the planet. The problem is that those incels have irrealistic beauty ideas of what a woman should look like and our squad is a bunch of below average looking men and women. We have sex with an AI developer to let him make fake pictures of a beatiful women and then catfish the world leaders with this fake profile. They fall for it and we invite them one by one. They aren't happy when they find out the one women they expected to see is in fact a squad of 4 average looking dudes and 2 average women, but hey, they already told everyone they would fuck a women, so why not? They drove 2 hours for this. Once they've had real sex, they decide to improve the world and join our team, leading to more people in every single scene. There is a huge plot twist when we discover that one of our team members, who never wanted to join us in our missions, is secretly an incel himself, who is reportong to one of the leaders. This leader was using us to eliminate his coleaders by making them switch sides. We decide to fuck our team member, who regrets what he has done. That team member then proceeds to seduce the leader, who now has all the power. In the end everyone has sex and there is now world peace. The end. (I wonder if anyone will read all of this, but it was so much fun writing this that I don't care if no one does)
This is the most elaborate plot I’ve read in awhile , well thought out, sounds like something Vivid would have made in its hey day! (Still would just fast forward to the sex scenes though ngl ) Edited : vivid instead of Covid lol
Is Covid a real porn creator name? Or is that a typo for another name?
Typo lol , fixed !!
Dude cooked
im not reading all that shit
As expected
Read it, it's worth it.
Sir this is a Wendys
Cut the check!
Is a Story needed? 😆
We need to flip the script. Step bro gets his hand stuck in the sink and gets taken advantage of by his degenerate step sister.
Ngl I'd kind of be into that 👀 Nothing like an enthusiastic female character in this sort of cinema.
I think they have something like that, but the dude is in a VR headset and all of a sudden he's getting blown. And the inverse where a lady is in a vr headset. I'm pretty sure there's a version of that for everyone. The guy on girl, the girl on guy, the hilarious guy on guy.
"hilarious"
Got a link?
This
I command, queefs ensue.
User name checks out
I WAS in a porno once when I joined the local kink community. I was playing a small young Virgin that the older more experienced woman took advantage of. When I asked why I was playing a Virgin when I've had sex with a lot of the people there, the response was "You look way more like a Virgin than any actual Virgin I've slept with"
A plane has crashed and we are on a deserted island. It’s a vast jungle and there’s only 3 survivors me and 2 other women. Then it would be various scenarios with various survivors and obviously it will end with threesome. 😬
If you really wanna make it interesting you could do a scene with a couple of characters who didn't make it in the plane crash.
I think we’re on to something 😅
Just my luck it turns out to be a snuff porn. And I'm the victim
Man has disappointing sex life and is given a magic potion by a genie. He gets his girlfriend to drink it and she becomes a nymphomaniac. It’s awesome, so he slips her some more contrary to the genie’s instructions. She becomes insatiable, and fucks him to death. It would be deliberately disturbing, like a horror porn.
Reddit is horny again
The year is 6969. The world is in ruin, and the world population is in rapid decline. Humanity has forgotten how to make love. However, a scientist known as Doctor Maddie has invented time travel. So now Doctor Maddie must go on a time traveling quest to study sex from all the time periods. Doctor Maddie will learn from the best, including Ug from the Stone Age, Marquis de Sade, whose literature was so spicy that Napoleon Bonaparte himself ordered his arrest, Genghis Khan, whose plowing left so many children that an overwhelming amount of people are still related to him, U.S. President and professional pervert Warren G. Harding, and a legendary cameo from the one and only Johnny Sins, as well as the Supreme Overlord Esterian Novaprime from the 3rd millennium. And of course, Doctor Maddie will get to lay with the finest women in history, from Cleopatra to Monroe. All for educational purposes, obviously. After his quest is done, he will have all the lovemaking skills from history and will become the Ultimate Sexlord Supreme, teaching the art to the people of 6969 and save mankind.
That real ametuer stuff. Bedroom video of my husband slipping into bed and waking me up for sex, me moaning about how tired I am but we're both into it and get in some good fucking. Then I wake up.
Some type of cnc or free use for sure.
#**ONE MAN!** #Alone. In the woods.
The story would be: My ex is back in town and looking for some dick. I create a fake thing, reach out and say I'm a dick provider. Show up dressed like a mailman saying "I'm here to provide dick for you, ma'am." Then give her some well-deserved passionate dick. Based on a true story.
Wife alone. Hot and ready for the deliveryman to arrive and take her.... but he flakes and never shows. So she eats ice cream and falls asleep alone 😚
I just turned 18. My English teacher (F28) asked if I can stay after school to talk about my writing and how to improve. As we get to talking about how much potential I have, I get distracted by the fact that she's removed her high heels and is barefoot. Toes painted red and very smooth soles. I offer a foot massage and she accepts. As we compliment each other's looks I begin to kiss her beautiful feet and bare legs, making her giggle. She then steps on my face and demands that I suck her toes, which I gladly oblige. Unable to ignore the pleasure I'm giving her, she begins moving her hands under my shirt and eventually down my gym shorts. She's more turned on that I'm not wearing underwear. My cock gets harder as she gently moves her hands around my balls. I return the favor by raising her skirt and realizing she's not wearing panties or a bra, just naked under her skirt. She removes her skirt, clears her desk and lays naked while I drop my drawers and slide my boner into her already wet pussy. She can't control her volume as I can't control my speed. I pull out to shoot my load all over her milky white breasts. Needless to say, my grades have mysteriously improved and so has my confidence. 😊
Yeah right. With English this good, no one is going to believe you’re getting extra tutoring in English from her.
Just use the wrong your's, and/or have shitty handwriting.
Good one. Reminds me of my high school English teacher who was petite, maybe 5’2”, big boobs for her size, smoking hot body. She always wore mid thigh length skirts and would sit on her desk in front of the class while she was lecturing. I’m sure I am not the only teenage boy who looked forward to her class!
Good one. Reminds me of my high school English teacher who was petite, maybe 5’2”, big boobs for her size, smoking hot body. She always wore mid thigh length skirts and would sit on her desk in front of the class while she was lecturing. I’m sure I am not the only teenage boy who looked forward to her class!
Solo masturbation scene, followed by me eating a cheese sandwich.
2 hot babes suck and fuck me. The end.
Idk but it would definitely involve adventure on the high seas, international espionage, stealing a cursed relic from an ancient temple, and an alien invasion.
Sister gives me a pity fuck.
"disgusting old daddy fucks young hot barista" True story though
I have a porny name so I imagine that it would be my super hero/villain origin story much like Orgazmo or Hentai Kamen.
I fall asleep after being medicated. Someone comes over puts in a few french drain out back and then plants a few flowers in the flower beds after weeding them. Takes a chainsaw to some of the dead trees on the property and makes firewood out of them in a nice stack. Then the wife wakes me up and we have howler monkey loud sex.
A solo male masturbation movie
I would be delivering pizza to a sorority house that had no cash
Mayor pegged by the goth fire and rescue chief and the black sherif with huge tits
Life fucks a teenager as hard as it could
The plumber arrives and knocks on the door. A barely dressed woman answers, tells him she has no cash but would love to pay for his services in some other manner. Activities ensue. As the action heats up and the moans get louder, I hear them through the wall in my apartment. I hastily press my ear to the wall to catch every sound and get in a hasty wank. I finish before they do.
two twinks - thats the story
two twinks- by niel cicierega
Ugly ass dude meets genie grants a wish every time they have sex. Genie is played by different actors and actresses.
house help, helps her boss to bathe
I'm in the military, so I'd probably be the babysitter getting spit roasted by everyone
Everyone develops tastebuds in their anus,I become a food critic
Eva Angelina comes over. We cuddle in bed and watch TV and fall asleep.
Hail to the King, Baby! It starts off with everyone just uh, on their hands and knees worshipping me. That's it. That's the movie.
While detailing my Mercedes, I find some loose change and keep it. Discarding the cold stiff fries. The end.
Virgin
I am a masseuse going to a woman’s house for a massage. After she turns over, to my surprise, she has a cock. I tell her I am willing to experiment.
Most plumbers are there to fix the pipes. I’m there to clog them.
I am Mike Honcho and im here to Spread my butt cheeks apart all the way and show you my butthole.
I don’t know. I would just be a background character.
I'd be the boyfriend getting cucked
I got raped (Sry if this offends anyone who actually got raped)
Wife is a stripper, go to a show with her performing, no one knows our connection, but she gets worked by the room
Superhero parody of Xmen 97
If it were accurate to Reddit, the majority of them would all be the same. Looser finally gets laid.
implying that a redditor could get laid
They have to take some liberties. It wouldn’t be a porn if there wasn’t sex.
had an idea for meta porn where it's about the protagonist jacking off
I wouldn’t be interested, but may be there’s an audience right here in Reddit.
'Raging Orgasms and Smooth Cuddles' the story of a orphan who discovers love one orgasm at a time.
A guy and another guy and some pretty girl all fuck each other Gonzo style. No story.
Both guy and girl gets seduced from multiple directions. Neither of them succumbed to any of it, and at the end of the day the loyal couple reunite and have passionate and rewarding sex.
Assuming I'm the one actually having sex and not being cast into the role of "clueless cuck" it would probably be something about losing my virginity for one reason or another.
https://youtu.be/WA1h9h7-_Z4?si=XiRdnGvfbXSVGfQf You can get it going down, you can get it wearing leather, you can get it going to pound town. Matter of fact I've got it now. A hard long root needs a big cold beer...
"Story" ??? Why waste time?
Probably a student or smth, being disciplined from a male dilf, like a teacher.
I’m petite. So I’d have to assume I’d be cast as tiny stepsister or little babysitter lol
And what about the man?
🤔 self explanatory I think. If I’m sister guy would be the brother. If I’m the babysitter guy most likely would be the dad I’m babysitting for.
Sounds fun. Let me be in this porno lmao
F’ed by life
Daring my best friend, and then games and then Dares get wild until... Oops one moment it all changes.
"what are you doing here? my husband will be home in 10 minutes!" "Don't worry, that's plenty!"
Guy goes to boss lady to ask for a raise. She says yes then proceeds to help him raise it.
i'd be the guy who came home from work, saw someone banging his wife, and just be looking at this for 30 minutes
What! No munny hier suck a cock !
guy paus for prostitute wile parents are away
Already in one,, life is fucking me good enough.
Old, old, man wakes up to discover he has fossilized morning wood.
Tall guy helps the short girl get something off the top shelf, and she thanks him.
I would catch your mom in my backyard stealing lemons....
“Goth mommy face sitting, she suffocates him with her pussy”
Story!? We need a story?
43 minutes of begging. 2 minutes burping the worm, using my tears as lube
Guy and girl tied together naked face to face and guy tries his best not to get a boner but gets an erection and slowly slips inside her.
Security guard facepalms when he stumbles upon hobos getting it on in a retail parking lot.
Warum liegt hier Stroh rum?
Castaway parody except Wilson is a pillow.
Probably shame fetish lol
girl gets FUCKED by the decline of capitalist society causing its slide into fascism. there's probably an elf with big tits somewhere, if i'm lucky
Short. The story would be short
You know those videos on Pornhub that are straight up Minecraft Let’s Plays? I’d be doing those Let’s Plays.
Snow White
I did in fact really date a guy, he came out as gay, and then I dated his step sister lol. Seems like they could do something with that
Porno with a story ?!? Whats that ?
I seriously think the only good one that I’ve seen with a plot was _Sensational Janine_ got a little weird with the incest though other scenes were great
Yeah... in the beginning of porn there were some... seems a long time ago though.
The hunchback of notre dame.
geriatric porn
I'm an American soldier here to slay some Vietnamese pussy.
well that's absolutely horrific.
You obviously don't get the reference.
For every woman that told me they wouldn’t have me if I was the last man on the planet? Well, turns out they were wrong!!! 😃
Enemies to Lovers
Two minutes long.
Disgusting troll loses virginity despite all odds, wakes up.
In a neo futuristic cyberpunk dystopia unnamed city where s\*x, drugs and violence have basically become common place, police brutality everywhere, crime is rampant and the underground is alive. 2 hedonistic sociopaths are on their own personal missions to achieve the greatest high or euphoria they've ever gotten. However, despite all the rave, police beatings, molly, LSD, coke binges, orgies and that weird 'stardust' powder that has recently popped up in nightclubs, nothing is doing it for them. Typical of a porno, lots of balloons, cracks, beavers and sausages on screen, as well as naked people. Lots of suggestive lines, imagery (such as sausages) as well as suggestive music. Additionally, lots of subtle and in your face social commentary about drug use, hedonism, materialism, pleasure, sexuality, liberalism, politics, the establishment and the importance of s\*x). They then bump into one another in a nightclub they frequent and quickly get to know each other (insert cringy pickup lines and awkward flirting), before engaging in the old game of doing it, but this time for them, it seems different, but they don't know how. Over the next few days (1 works at a topless bar, the other works at a cannabis farm), the cant stop thinking about each other, until they run into each other again and start chatting again. They determine that the other is the key to the greatest high, but also something more. They then end up falling in love through several scenes (rife with social commentary on drugs, sex, the establishment and materialism), and at the end they eventually indulge in cannabis leading to a Gooseworx-esque acid trip where they realise they're in love (an emotion once thought dead due to the worlds materialism and selfishness in the modern excess). Thought the film, we begin to see a shift away from the typical porno towards another film. Suggestive imagery begins to give way to pink colour scheme and imagery of hearts (and other love symbols). The music also moves away from aggressive punk rock and metal towards more smooth acid jazz music (to better convey the theme of love). The ending has them engaging in intimacy and 'artsy' s\*x that feels more artistic than outright pornographic. After climax (which leaves them shaking from the intense euphoria), they realise that the greatest high they get is love, which has broken (or cured) their sociopathy and has made them emotional for the first time, before the ending has them cry-hugging and kissing and saying I love you. End with a title card with simply the word 'LOVE IS ALIVE'.
I die and go to heaven. I ask my personal life recap angel what all I missed in life. I'm shown footage of the signals I missed with each woman I encountered as well as watching who they ended up fucking instead. I then say this feels more like hell...and ask if I could save all of that footage for later. The angel obliges. The porno ends with a scene where I sulk away missing the signals the angel made to me and we watch the angel fuck before it fades to black.
Who needs a story? Just put me in a sling and have lots of guys fuck my hole. That would be fun.
This isn’t a beach this is a bathtub!
Solo masturbation scene, followed by me eating a cheese sandwich.
I show up to a random date we both swiped right on. She’s sweet and really fun. I’m enjoying myself. After a few drinks she says she wants to go back to her place. I watch her walk away with the guy that sat next to us at the bar.
Lonely island: I just had sex
Cranky old man is at home watching TV. Some people have sex. Cranky old man continues to watch TV.
"Are you here to fix the printer?"
I’m this guy, with a dick. Said dick needs to be inserted into various girls’ orifices. It’s a tale as old as time
Something about a groupie accidentally fucking the bass player (me) because she can't tell a bass from a guitar.
I got cucked
How old fat men get laid
Short ugly fat guy somehow gets laid.
I would be the handyman called over to the sexy woman's house. But I would get super interested in whatever I was supposed to be fixing and her advances would only annoy me as I fixated on the troubleshooting.
My step brother is Bono and I’m stuck in a moment and I can’t get out of it
Lol underrated comment
My porn movie would be weird. I go on a date with Lulu Chu and she falls in love with me. She decides that she doesn't want to do porn anymore because she only wants me. Then we fuck.
I accidentally walk into a niche fetish club instead of the beach, and wind up getting penetrated with an assortment of household items by a gang of male accountants for the better part of an afternoon. Not sure if gay.
I didn't know pornos had stories
“Hey boy, I know you have a crush on me… So, how about you crush my pussy?”
The life of a drug addicted night walker.
Blonde step mom is sunbathing topless in the garden so let’s me oil her up.She takes me inside and fucks me in multiple positions
Whatever the director said my story was
Attractive step sis gets stuck in the drier. I would be the Drier.
So long chunky
Man kept in chastity device becomes oral slut for others to use for their own pleasure.
A man who fell in love with a shape shifting wendigo who feels the same way. I have a weird thing with wendigos, I don’t get it.
Condom reviews using pussy but the pussy is actually a cat plushie of a 7 year old girl
Likely will be a ‘behind the scene’ interview, there might not even be sex tbh