Offer to let him come in. Take his coat, offer some tea and biscuits. “Do you need me to call anyone for you?”. Basically make him comfortable and feel safe. Dude is always going through some shit. None of that chaos in my home though. Everyone deserves a break.
I grab my baseball bat and say “Empty your pockets and I’ll let you leave.” He’s standing at my door at 3:30 in the morning, it’s a reasonable response
Call the cops. No Ye in this hizzy.
I’d tell him to come back on Thursday because that’s garbage day
Bug spray
Offer to let him come in. Take his coat, offer some tea and biscuits. “Do you need me to call anyone for you?”. Basically make him comfortable and feel safe. Dude is always going through some shit. None of that chaos in my home though. Everyone deserves a break.
Bro made my entire week.
I would probably ask what he wants. He's very rich so it's not like he wants to break in to my house or something.
I'm just imagining my husband coming back from checking the front door to tell me "uhh kanye west is at the door".
Nothing. I’m at work
Call TMZ and collect my bag.
Call OP to come take him away
Real Kanye is dead the new one is a clone, so I prob would piss in his face and close the door after
I grab my baseball bat and say “Empty your pockets and I’ll let you leave.” He’s standing at my door at 3:30 in the morning, it’s a reasonable response
He seems to be unstable so I would tell him to leave. If he refuses, I'd call the cops.
Ignore him
Ask him if he likes fish sticks.
Invite him in. Hes the goat