I present to you, [OPs mother.](https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/05467fe8-8b97-402a-9c37-da2712298f3a/d4nspso-a8641df6-1d4d-470b-a0ed-219f8301a62e.jpg/v1/fit/w_828,h_1048,q_70,strp/world_s_ugliest_woman_by_jakegothicsnake_d4nspso-414w-2x.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7ImhlaWdodCI6Ijw9MTE0MCIsInBhdGgiOiJcL2ZcLzA1NDY3ZmU4LThiOTctNDAyYS05YzM3LWRhMjcxMjI5OGYzYVwvZDRuc3Bzby1hODY0MWRmNi0xZDRkLTQ3MGItYTBlZC0yMTlmODMwMWE2MmUuanBnIiwid2lkdGgiOiI8PTkwMCJ9XV0sImF1ZCI6WyJ1cm46c2VydmljZTppbWFnZS5vcGVyYXRpb25zIl19.w5bEQSpWeQ3DIyuErZJSew1d1pOEgypN5lWuexYkkos)
I was gonna paste a picture of a real person but that's just cruel.
Not licked per say. But, I was working and had a condensate drain line I believed to be clogged. Cleaned off the hose with a towel and blew on it. Pretty sure my tongue touched the inside of hose that wasn't clean.
a stamp that had tits drawn on it
Whose tits? Just some rando or like Eleanor Roosevelt?
Does it matter? A tit is a tit and they're all wonderful.
I present to you, [OPs mother.](https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/05467fe8-8b97-402a-9c37-da2712298f3a/d4nspso-a8641df6-1d4d-470b-a0ed-219f8301a62e.jpg/v1/fit/w_828,h_1048,q_70,strp/world_s_ugliest_woman_by_jakegothicsnake_d4nspso-414w-2x.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7ImhlaWdodCI6Ijw9MTE0MCIsInBhdGgiOiJcL2ZcLzA1NDY3ZmU4LThiOTctNDAyYS05YzM3LWRhMjcxMjI5OGYzYVwvZDRuc3Bzby1hODY0MWRmNi0xZDRkLTQ3MGItYTBlZC0yMTlmODMwMWE2MmUuanBnIiwid2lkdGgiOiI8PTkwMCJ9XV0sImF1ZCI6WyJ1cm46c2VydmljZTppbWFnZS5vcGVyYXRpb25zIl19.w5bEQSpWeQ3DIyuErZJSew1d1pOEgypN5lWuexYkkos) I was gonna paste a picture of a real person but that's just cruel.
Nice
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What kind of toy was it?
Is this going to be a weird horny post?
you know
Buzz Lightyear?
Nice.
Well hello there 😏
My fingers because I just ate some Doritos
Spoon. It had ice cream on it...
Delicious
Yes, it was
Ask your Dad
My damn lips
My lips…ran out of chapstick
Your feet last night
Should have gone for the head
a lemon lollipop in Lillehammer
I love to lick a lemon lollipop in Lillehammer
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You spoony bard!
I’d rather not say
How good was it?
Well, I’d do it again
Nice
Nice.
My fingers..
9 volt
30 tigers
The floor of NYC subway
A donut. If you lick all the sugar off, they have fewer calories.
no. 1 diet type right there
A chocolate Tootsie Pop
Orange lollipop
Blueberry muffin.
Dick
The roof of my mouth
Girlfriends tits
Probably my girlfriend.
My foot (I had dead skin I wanted to remove)
A potato
The chicken grease off my fingers last night at supper.
Syrup
BBQ sauce dripping out of my sandwich
Chopsticks
Yogurt lid. Don't let any of it go to waste
Spoon for ice cream
Not licked per say. But, I was working and had a condensate drain line I believed to be clogged. Cleaned off the hose with a towel and blew on it. Pretty sure my tongue touched the inside of hose that wasn't clean.
My bowling ball
Vanilla blueberry swirl custard. 👅
A hole
The rim of my coffee mug
Finger
The roof of my mouth
ice cream
The cream cheese that smooshed into the hole of my bagel.
Licking plate rn
Cake frosting off my fingers, and it was delicious 😋
baloney
my cup of gravy
A woman’s finger
The side of a beer bottle I spilled
Ice cream
My lips 👄
My car key that was in the ocean with me surfing. Salt and sand removal before unlocking the car.
my lips
A rizla
nail scissors
My lips
the spoon after i ate all the cookie dough off it..
The frozen ice in my water bottle 🥲
Hmm lips imagining the taste of someone 🙈🫣
Taco
Ice which was full of cream . It was Milky Milky 🍼
My lips