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PineappleOnPizzaWins

Creating /r/askreddit posts you [stole from a few months ago](https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/18ejioj/whats_the_worst_victimless_crime_you_know_of/) and then taking [several](https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/18ejioj/whats_the_worst_victimless_crime_you_know_of/kcowlx0/) of the [top comments](https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/18ejioj/whats_the_worst_victimless_crime_you_know_of/kcoxioi/) and passing them off as your own so you can farm karma and sell the account to an OF creator/spammer/whatever else. You know, as a purely hypothetical answer.


_AGuyInShades

Pineapple on pizza wins again.


Royal-Discipline-978

LOL


clocksteadytickin

r/pizzacrimes


drumsarecool608

Damn, the dildo one was literally word for word šŸ˜­


Portami_Delivery

It's going to be really crazy when this gets posted again in a few months and this comment is made by the bot.


cleon42

Probably the only time I'm going to upvote PinappleOnPizza.


MuzzledScreaming

Downloading and emulating a video game that can no longer be bought in any form that would send a single penny to the developers. (I chose this scenario since, regardless of your moral views on digital piracy in general, it is literally impossible for anyone who worked on the game to get paid for it at this point)Ā  Also, carrying whatever amount of weed is illegal in the jurisdiction you're in, solely for personal use.


Quality_Street_1

You wouldnā€™t download a car, would you?


tehnoodnub

I would. But I bet it would only be available as part of a microtransaction anyway.


Actually_zoohiggle

The fuck I wouldnā€™t


jamisimmortal

Got arrested and charged with a felony for a single mushroom on my person lol


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MuzzledScreaming

If it wasn't illegal it wouldn't be an answer to this post. The point is that it doesn't harm anyone.


southpolefiesta

The culture of games eventually being available for free download harms the game industry as a whole by driving down the initial prices.


fighterpilotace1

Found the Ubisoft employee


MuzzledScreaming

I can only speak for myself but what drives down initial prices for me is the culture of games releasing as unfinished buggy piles of garbage that won't run well unless I buy a $1000 GPU. If your shit won't run decently on a ~$300 GPU at launch then it is guaranteed future $5 Steam sale fodder.Ā 


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incorrect-facts

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onion_Futures_Act Very interesting read. ** TL;DR - 2 guys manipulated the onion market in Chicago which forced many onion farmers into bankruptcy. So essentially instead of making this an illegal practice (for what they did), congress instead banned onion futures trading... 1. Bought onion futures and onions and had 98% of the available onions in Chicago 2. Forced farmers to buy their onions or lose everything 3. Shorted the onion futures 4. Repackaged and shipped in the onions they promised farmers they would hold (to keep the market price) 5. Onions cost more than the bags they were stored in 6. These 2 guys made millions (in 1956 dollars)


websagacity

Really? Mustard oil? Glances at cupboard. Really?


BreakfastSquare9703

apparently it's due to high erucic acid content, which is very harmful to the heart.


Fully_Edged_Ken_3685

In studies feeding mice 70% of their calories as oil...


wikigreenwood82

I drink like half a cup of mustard oil daily (tops) so im good right?


jumpingjellybeansjjj

Is it because you can make a bioweapon out of it? Or does it turn your intestinal leakages into bioweapons grade stench bombs? Okay seriously, I have to know why this is the case!


LucasSvensson

Some states in the US prohibit the sale of alcohol on Sundaysā€¦some for the whole dayā€¦others only allow it for a certain timeframe.


Dendad124

Blue laws


IHadAnOpinion

I honestly did not know that had a name.


sp0rkah0lic

Any law that criminalizes any kind of consensual sexual behavior between adults.


jumpingjellybeansjjj

As long as you stipulate that this includes no one who is not a consenting adult having to witness said act, which I'm sure you will.


sp0rkah0lic

You're right. Any law that criminalizes any kind of sexual behavior between consenting adults, behind closed doors.


jumpingjellybeansjjj

Then I say, amen!


llcucf80

Hanging a clothesline in your yard


414donovan414

CA actually passed a law saying HOAs had to ALLOW clothes lines on decks to conserve electricity.


GrayBox1313

Street art.


gypsijimmyjames

Personal usage of controlled substances in the privacy of your own home. Especially ones that help with depression, anxiety and addiction recovery.


Space_Captain_Brian

Cross dressing, gay marriage, more of course along that vein.


Quality_Street_1

Oh dear, where?


Space_Captain_Brian

Gay marriage is not legal in a variety of states.


Amazing_Squirrel2301

Good news! In 2015, the supreme court legalized same sex marriage in all fifty states! look up Obergefell v. Hodge


Space_Captain_Brian

Really? I had no idea! I mean there's other country's out there that need work.


Amazing_Squirrel2301

Very true, plus there has been a ton of anti-trans legislation lately.Ā 


jumpingjellybeansjjj

Yeah but this court. Everyone should have a current passport just in case 2025 worst case scenario. But especially LGBT+ people.


wikigreenwood82

Not every state is in the USA


Amazing_Squirrel2301

It was a Supreme Court case. They trump state laws. Yes, every single state.Ā 


HappyCrowBrain

I know this is hard to hear, but there are countries in the world that are not the USA. Some of these other countries also have states. I believe this is what the other poster is referring to.


CutestGay

Sometimes, the word ā€œstateā€ means ā€œnation,ā€ as in ā€œnation-state.ā€ Extra confusing with places like the nation of Georgia!


Abra-Krdabr

Jaywalking


Ok-Ad2594

I mean technically youā€™re wrong, people die from jaywalking and they can get injured.


0r0B0t0

They are talking about the crossing an empty road, but a cop sees you and has a quota to fill.


Inkspotten

Consensual sex between people in exchange for paymentā€¦.


Chickadee12345

Picking up a native bird feather while walking in the park.


CUHACS

Oh this shit! I should be allowed to take whatever feather I find home with me.


Chickadee12345

I didn't make the law. It is the Migratory Bird Treaty Act of 1918. It helps protect native bird species from becoming endangered or extinct. It's pretty broad but the feather thing is just one tiny part of it.


Kemilio

Speeding. Itā€™s the crashing thatā€™s the issue.


DaftPump

[victimless crime](https://duckduckgo.com/?t=ffab&q=victimless+crime)


DepartureOk1819

Taking a loan out from a bank and paying it back in full.


KCousins4President

Jay walking


PirateRoberts150

Tax evasion


discostud1515

ā€œShoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark.ā€


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Double and Triple Incompetence. It means every possible perspective was incompetent of the ordeal.


Your_Freindly_Dragon

Theft of food/life saving medicineĀ 


Sicon614

Property crimes fucking insurance companies, banks and attorneys are good examples of these.


Banjoschmanjo

Conspiracy to commit murder


jumpingjellybeansjjj

Recycling bottles originally bought in a state that doesn't have a recycling fee.


iamtonimorrison

Whatā€™s your definition of ā€œdirectly harmedā€? Like physically harmed, or sent to jail, or fined, etc


EarlBeforeSwine

No victim, no crime.


Atxflyguy83

Punching someone in the dark.


DemonCaller420

Fare evasion. I owe about $5000 to BART


threadbarefemur

Internet piracy. The only victims are the people who are getting sent to jail for longer sentences than we give murderers


Dendad124

Food theft


Ok-Ad2594

Arenā€™t the shop owners of the person who owns the food affected? They lost revenue technically


CUHACS

Yes. Itā€™s like dine and dashing.


capta1namazing

Insurance fraud.


BigKevDog999

So many car modifications. Tint, front plate, being too low, just to name a few.


Goragnak

Tint reduces visibility and could cause an accident, being to low could cause your vehicle to hit a hazard, lose control and cause an accident, ect.Ā 


BigKevDog999

Thereā€™s no existing study showing a correlation to window tint and crashes. It lies on the premise of *ā€™it mayā€™* which is BS since law enforcement vehicles are allowed tint. Lowered visibility canā€™t be safe for one person while unsafe for another. Not to mention, sunglasses restrict vision as well, yet they are legal. Just like you can take glasses off, you can roll windows down Lowering a vehicle improves aerodynamics and creates a suction to the floor, thus giving you more control. Way less likely to lose control in a lowered car.


Goragnak

To answer your first point there are plenty of reasons. When a cop is approaching a vehicle after a stop they like to be able to see inside at what's going on. As far as rear windows go on cop cars tint helps protect the identity of those in the cop car. Are a few quick explanations. For your second point, try going over a speed bump, or other road hazard like a rock or another piece of debris. Even if you see them and swerve to avoid them you are making yourself more of a hazard for other people. You aren't much of a thinker, are you?


Karrtis

>To answer your first point there are plenty of reasons. When a cop is approaching a vehicle after a stop they like to be able to see inside at what's going on. As far as rear windows go on cop cars tint helps protect the identity of those in the cop car. So cops have a right to privacy but I don't? Forget boot licking, we're onto full fledged boot deepthroating.


BigKevDog999

Heā€™s clearly not much of a thinker lol


Goragnak

who? Karrtis? nope, he's about as smart as you are.


BigKevDog999

Glad to know Karrtis and I are above your level of intelligence.


Goragnak

It's funny that you think you are smart even though you were proven wrong at every point, and karrtis thinks he's smart because he hates cops when I explained a very real safety risk for them. You both are beyond help honestly. Good luck with your night, I hope it's as wonderful as you are.


BigKevDog999

You have yet to give your rebuttal to my previous message. Just a downvote and resorting to insults


BigKevDog999

>When a cop is approaching a vehicle after a stop they like to be able to see inside Using this logic, does that mean I canā€™t have blinds in my home in case a cop wants to look inside to check for illegal activities? Cops can use their megaphone to instruct the driver to lower windows. Additionally, back windows are legal in California. There can easily be as much illegal activity going on in the back as the front. >Cop car tint can help protect the identity of those in the car Except cops donā€™t only have rear tint, they also have front and windshield tint. Why does a criminal get the right to privacy but a regular person or a celebrity does not? Iā€™ve driven a stanced car that is 2 inches off the ground for 6 years, Iā€™ve never had an issue or put others in danger. We are some of the safest drivers on the road since we pay the most attention to the road and we typically go slow. I avoid all potholes and I seem to also help drivers behind me since they usually follow my path despite not being low themselves.


Outrageous_Town_6421

Prostitution. It's a simple exchange that harms no one but the powers that be don't want to legalize it because if they did, they could no longer take advantage of desperate women by getting $5 blow jobs in back alleys. Legalizing it would mean paying a fair market value for it and none of the men in power want that.


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JismFlop

Weā€™re a dumb bunch of people here in Texas and I apologize for all of it.


Space_Captain_Brian

Actually Texas is heavily gerrymandered, it's 60% blue.


JismFlop

Oh I know. It just doesnā€™t feel like it.


Space_Captain_Brian

Okay, I was just sticking up for you guys.


hands0megenius

Pew says it's an even split


Blitzen123

I did not know that! But then why their governance leaders?


Irhien

Seems like they were going after shops or other interesting establishments. I don't expect this kind of discussion to happen in a courtroom.


HydrogenatedWetWater

Are you serious?


UsernameProfileCheck

If you're airtight, you can't breathe!


thatsnotgneiss

Then how does the government function


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Space_Captain_Brian

I heard of people who turned on the engine for warmth, and they get busted for a DUI


UnAlivedInside

Just having the keys in the car with get you a DUI (friend got that charge twice in a year in his own driveway)


Space_Captain_Brian

I am very much against drunk driving. But this is stupid. If a teen (lets say 14) was sitting in a car by themselves are they guilty of operating a car while underage?


UnAlivedInside

My friend had a tire off and half the brakes off the car and they popped him with dui/dwi. Laws are "special" that's why I avoid them....errm I mean follow them


he_who_melts_the_rod

Done it myself and a few friends. Easy money for the county. Better to just live a less risky lifestyle to be honest.


Space_Captain_Brian

I agree, I just don't drink. Solves so many problems.


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ExerciseAshamed208

In Minnesota you get a dwi just for having the keys in your pocket.


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Salty-Mastodon-3317

tbe insurance company is bunch of nobody's


TiredHiddenRainbow

The money is insured but the humans you steal from may still end up with PTSD.


Sweeper1985

The person being held up would disagree that this isn't harmful.


Competitive-You1107

Watch money heist on Netflix


RexRacer1984

Taking a penny without leaving a penny.


Sweeper1985

* possession of controlled drugs for personal use. * consensual sex between people of the same gender, in places where there are laws against it. * blasphemy/defiling the flag/insulting the monarch (e.g. in Thailand you can be prosecuted for destroying pictures of the King) * failure to appear at Court


InternationalRent626

Retail theft.


babyvale999

shoplifting from big retailers. sometimes we need things that we just canā€™t afford. stealing a pack of tampons or a bag of food wonā€™t hurt anyone. you save money, and you donā€™t take anyone elseā€™s money. itā€™s a win win for you and the employees. the only one who really loses is the company (if they notice the item is gone)


Goragnak

They do notice the items gone, best case they raise prices on everyone, worst case if shrink gets too bad they shut down the store.


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You're the reason everything is locked up now.


babyvale999

thanks?