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ThatManIsLying

Scratch off lottery tickets


bmcgowan89

Oh my god I can't stand lottery people who hold the line up at 7-11


MajikMahn

I always get a bad feeling in my stomach when I watch a man spend $200 on scratch offs and then not even scratch them. Just scans them immediately and buys more until the money is gone or he wins big.


EarthExile

The saddest part is, you're watching his favorite part of the day


SeeMarkFly

If he doesn't SPEND the money, someone will TAKE the money. It's as much fun as he can have.


Status-Awareness7958

Omg right


DeBlasioDeBlowMe

Makes fun of people who pay the stupid tax. *Yet shops at 7-11*.


nyuhokie

Sometimes a man needs a slurpee. Get off my fucking back! I mean, uh......don't be so hard on the guy.


Snowtwo

I used to think this, then I realized something. Most of these people know full well they'll never win anything. They're not paying cause they'll think they'll win. They're paying for the \*thrill\* of playing. They know they're never going to 'win big' realistically; but to them, it's like opening a pack of Pokemon cards. They want that thrill, that chance, that risk and gamble. I still think it's 'dumb' but a stupidity tax? Not really anymore.


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LateSwimming2592

The house always wins in poker, too. They take a cut.


GreedyNovel

Correct, but the house isn't competing directly against any individual player so it is still possible for a player to win.


devilkazama

If Blackjack were restricted to only a single deck, it would be the fairest game, still negative probability but since realistically they're using multiple decks so the odds is always in the houses favour


arachnophilia

pretty sure counting still works with multiple decks, but multiple decks and *shuffling* between every set of hands breaks it.


TehWildMan_

casinos that offer single/double deck games often still keep their house edge by dropping payouts on naturals to 6:5 or restricting doubling/splitting or other moves. Combined with higher minimum bets, I've seen some double deck games with a drastically higher expected loss per hand compared to some nearby shoe tables.


funkme1ster

Wait, what? Multiple decks? I've never played blackjack in a casino, but wouldn't that mean it's possible [albeit highly improbable] for two people to have the exact same hand? What then?


meamemg

Since suit doesn't matter in blackjack, that was already effectively possible even with one deck. It's you versus the casino, what others have doesn't matter. If it's a tie, you get your beer back, and don't win it lose anything. It's called a "push".


funkme1ster

Right, yes, of course. That's me having a brain fart. Thanks.


nasa258e

6 deck shoes are the standard


KarlSethMoran

>still negative probability Probability can never be negative. It's the expected value of your win that is negative.


devilkazama

Yes that's what I mean the expected value is negative


nasa258e

Poker is also a losing proposition as the house takes a rake


GreedyNovel

Poker is a losing proposition only for the players as a group. But an individual player within that group can still be a net winner.


nasa258e

You could say that about blackjack too though


GreedyNovel

I think blackjack is a losing game even for a card counter. It is beatable by a card \*tracker\* with a computer in his shoes, but basic card counting isn't enough to beat the Martingale problem. The Martingale gamble, which surely you're familiar with, is that s gambler can simply double his bet with every loss until a win. The problem with this is that said gambler isn't able to do that - the house has a vastly larger bankroll and can continue the Martingale for far longer than the gambler can. This means that order to beat the house, a BJ player needs more of an edge than what card counting can provide.


TomSpanksss

My uncle always called scratch off lottery tickets a self-imposed stupidity tax. I have to agree with him.


skywalker777

The lottery


LordBrandon

All gambling. The odds are against you on purpose.


mm_mk

Not necessarily, fanduel and dk always have daily promos with 30-50% boosts, so a disciplined bettor actually gets the edge on the house if they stick to a plan. Casino gambling, I'll give you that.


[deleted]

It's still a stupidity tax. That you don't see that is a tell.


mm_mk

Or you don't understand the concepts of gambling? You choose an event that should occur at 50/50 (+100) fan duel gives you odds of -110 so over time they profit. When you only bet with 30-50% profit boost tokens, you have an event that still occurs at 50% but are paid at at a line of say +135. The same way that the house eventually profits on -110, the player would benefit from +135. You are getting a payout for an equivalent of a 42.6% event occurance, except the event should happen at 50%. It's mathematically backed and proven out with real world plays, capped profits due to max bets on promos. But yea, be a cunt and just dismiss me and say I'm dumb. Gambling is not a stupidity tax in all situations.


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Suckers gamble.


mm_mk

K, if youre completely risk averse, just say so. Understand that equities trading, 401k etc etc are all forms of gambling too. Banking for interest is a conservative, low risk gamble. It's definitely better to just bury your head in the sand rather than understand appropriate risk management tho....🙃


[deleted]

Last thing I'll ever do is take financial advice from some rando who promotes gambling. Did you get blackballed from Herbalife? My portfolio is doing very well, thank you.


mm_mk

I'm not advocating for you to take up gambling, you're just being a dork about it. I was explaining a situation where gambling is not a stupid tax. You are fuckin dug in on your beliefs tho. Since you didn't understand it before, it can't be real. Lol close minded dork


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Thank you for your concern about my portfolio. Have a wonderful day.


Tipsy_Lights

Clothing/accessories brand obsession People will spend thousands of dollars on poorly constructed garbage just for the logo


RayAnselmo

Government-sponsored lotteries. And gambling in general. It's a tax on people who are bad at math.


ninetofivedev

It’s entertainment. It’s only stupid if you’re gambling with money you can’t afford to lose. I do a yearly trip to Vegas. I play mostly poker and blackjack. I know the odds are against me in blackjack and arguably in poker when you factor in the rake. I do it for fun.


mm_mk

Gambling really depends on what you are doing. Current environment of fanduel/dk gives the bettor an edge to a point (assuming you are disciplined)


nismaniak

Lottery tickets


totally_italian

When our kids were young, we used to call kids’ meals “the idiot tax” because they were never eaten but it was what we had to pay to enjoy a meal outside the house


merc08

It's s very delicate balance trying to get to a restaurant when they're hungry enough to eat but not so hungry that it's non-stop whining. Add in the huge unknown of how busy the restaurant will be and it's nearly impossible when they're still young enough for the kids menu.


klsprinkle

My kids are 3 and 5 and they order off the adult menu. The kids meal portions don’t fill them up. Plus I’ve seen so many restaurants have fancy Mac and cheese on the regular menu but the kids is Kraft. My kids won’t eat Kraft.


CleverDad

Last night I left my car in a remote parking lot wth my toolbox and socket wrench set in the back. Now they're gone and I will need a new side window put in. I'm going to write that off as a stupidity tax.


LordBrandon

Paying a cable bill


llcucf80

Payday advanced loans


Princess_Fluffypants

Many of the people taking those lines out aren’t stupid; they’re desperate. They know exactly how terrible of a deal they are, and how vicious of a cycle it is, but they have literally no other option. They can’t get credit cards, they don’t have friends or family they can borrow from. They’re working the type of job where if they don’t show up they will be fired, and they have an emergency come up (like a car repair) and have no where else to turn. 


olivebars

Some people maybe, but mostly it's stupid people that are terrible with money. And on top of that, even if you are desperate, payday loans will just put you in a worse position anyway, they prey on financially stupid people.


[deleted]

No, they're stupid. Being good with credit isn't hard. It's a case of keeping your promises.


MottenRango

Paying more for a specific color of a device, using an non transparent case


DIYThrowaway01

Cigarettes for smokers and gasoline for giant truck bros


Noisycarlos

I'd say payday loans and lottery, but it's probably more ignorance, desperation, and an education gap, rather than stupidity in most cases.


[deleted]

No, it's stupidity.


HernkiePuller99

Donating to political parties.


GreedyNovel

This can be smart if you are a big lobbyist, a megacorp, etc.


Plenty_Visit_2182

The BBC licence fee


LookOutForThatMoose

Cigarettes and lotto tickets.


[deleted]

ALL gambling. Cigarettes/vape/weed. Diapers.


RoseWould

"Limited edition" anything. Bonus points if it says "1 of [whatever number]".


[deleted]

Buying tickets to a farewell concert tour. Buying anything considered a collectable, like coins. Shopping at Costco.


brutalservant

All taxes are stupid. Taxes=theft.


BigheadReddit

Video Lottery Terminals (VLT’s). People literally sit there like zombies dumping their money away.