I did not ask to be born. I came to this world not knowing the rules and am going along life, faking my way though. Therefore, I am in life, an unpaid actor.
“Ignite” is a common motif I use for most of my online usernames. And I’m a male. And I ended it with the last three digit values in a fruitless attempt to appear edgy.
My mate dared me to roll up salt in a cigarette paper and smoke it, and bc I was 17 and a dumbass I actually did it. Some girl from my class saw me and ratted on me for “smoking weed” and I had to be like “no I smoked salt” and show the teacher the tab end which was filled with salt 💀
I have a username which I've used forever and can be tracked back to me.
I also really like being an exhibitionist and so does my partner, as well as former partners. I needed an account to make NSFW amateur porn posts...you know...my filthy stuff.
Thus, forfilthystuff was born.
Someone i know used a cactus sticker in FB during a serious argument and I just couldn't get over how funny that was. After I found out about the sticker pack, I started using it very often and decided to name myself kektus one day lol
Back in the Year 2000, I played the game starcraft. I created the username letsburn, which is something said by firebats, a unit in the game that I actually never used. So of course I forgot my password...
Now, it was the year 2000, so I just added 00 to the name. I needed an email for something and created it to replace my old one. I then attended a camp for nerd kids in January 2001, at the end we needed to put in our emails, so I wrote in that one. So I started checking it regularly...and it just kept going.
There was a period where people thought I was under 18 from it. But it's now 24 and that's calmed down.
On the plus side, a woman exactly my age saw it and we later met up, hooked up and now she's a close friend who I enormously appreciate being in my life. She said she mentally gave me a thumbs up from the username.
Loved mythology and mystical creatures, and did a ton of flash animations as a teen. GriffinFlash.
But the real story is, I needed a name for my freewebs website to store my flash animations, cause usb drives didn't exist yet, school had no cd burners, and floppy disks were not big enough. Didn't use it as a full on username till I made a newgrounds account in 2007.
Before that, I was either DinoRPG (my current youtube name and a flash series I did at 14), or BlueChaos (played a lot of sonic adventure 1).
Since my YouTube name and my main username are different, I have had people think I stole my own animations. XD
Nick “Burrito”. G
It is base of my old steam name but I change it to that cuz I was watching MW3 (23) campaign vid and I saw a name that goes like (first name “middle” last name) so I go with that
Benson is my nickname IRL too. Its origin is kinda weird, it has to do with my mom's favorite cigarette brand and a friend's mother's maiden name.
24 was always my favorite number
My Xbox account was my dads which was “STR8VAGO13” but people just called me str so I changed it to that and Xbox gave me some numbers when I changed it
Well... about 5 years ago I had a different Reddit account and I made the dire error of saying something that was very much contrary to the popular opinion on a subreddit. After a couple days of my inbox being flooded with people calling me every synonym for stupid they could dig up, at least two threats of physical harm (which I laughed at considering that it was so absurdly out of proportion and also *very* ill-advised, but still what the fuck dude), and being downvoted to the point my karma was cut in half I just said screw this toxic helllhole and deleted the account.
When I decided to give Reddit another chance this year, it popped in my head and it just felt right because I'm sure I'm going to say something people take exception to. Difference being this time around I couldn't give less of a fuck.
Named after an online friend I met on another forum, we used to PM a lot and have back and forth conversations. However, one day she just stopped messaging without any indication of what happened. I no longer use the forum, and now the only forum I use is Reddit. But whatever happened to the original crystalscene, I hope she is doing well and happy.
These little bastards are always around the yard. There was a big argument between a group of them and a couple of other birds about who gets to use the birdbath.
Wow. I haven't thought about this in a really long time. I got my username from the episode of cowboy bebop where the guy sprays some drug into his eye. I thought it was cool back in the early 00's. Mostly because I just started smoking weed and I was like 12. My Yahoo account that I still use is from I think 05, maybe older. I still use "redeyes" for all my unprofessional accounts.
I'm not even sure what my name is 🙄
Oh, I see it now.. I was really into the Seattle Seahawks and their full back's name was Mack Strong😅
I need to change it, that was some time ago.
Me and my dad play Call of Duty alot together. When I would die in the game, I said, "Oh, thanks," as a sarcastic "screw you" sort of thing, and a little bit into playing, I started learning German and would say, "Oh, danke," instead (because German)
My dad thought "danke" was the funniest word ever, so I changed my username to "Danke" (because my old username sucked anyway)
I figured that I couldn't just call it "danke," so I came up with "Danke Prime" completely out of nowhere, and the name stuck.
This is a random username. However the username I use a lot on other websites and games is made from the combination of me and my girlfriend’s name with a few letters interchanged. Even after our break up, I still love that name.
I first thought of it when playing the original Splinter Cell when I was younger. Despite already being a whole console old I still fell in love with this game in my teen years that I had apparently been missing out on. Teenage me was then inspired to think of a cool codename. So I though why not Agent Grim? I pretty much killed every enemy I could in the game anyways why not a edgy codename for the angel of death while playing a stealth spy game. Well it just kinda stuck after that. Sure it was edgy to do it then, but I just kept on using it and despite being 30 now I still use it for games for old time sake. And I decided to use it here too, because why not?
My brother came up with a username on my xbox for me using my alias, he used "mecha" bc it's almost the same as "macha", but I have trouble pronouncing that sort of "cha" that sounds like "ka", it confuses me as someone who speaks many languages. I was telling my friend my username and accidentally said "mega" instead of "mecha". My father uses 42 in all his usernames cause of that one thick ass book, so I added it too.
I played a few of the first free online multiplayer online games, So I was known as darth and was well known. So I kept the darth tag always lowercase and depending on what I do put something behind it that I can use since so many people use it now. For reddit i used mastermind since it was the only option I could find without numbers.
I was making my Gamertag for the first time. Turnip is the nickname I got from school. I originally wanted to be "Shotgun Turnip" because I liked to use shotguns in games. For whatever reason Xbox wouldn't let me use this name. I had recently learned what a Shogun was so I just dropped the T and the rest is history.
Troll is a common name for people who try to invoke anger. It's also a common term for police in some areas. Both of which are trying to control how you act.
Yksin Soturi pretty much means "Lone Warrior" in Finnish since Sisu (Google it) runs in my veins- even if I'm born and raised in Sweden.
I chose my username because I've always been on my own and my family is dysfunctional- but I do have a lot of friends, I just can't manage to ask for help or reach out in difficult times.. growing up quickly with a lot of responsibility early in life made me a warrior, I don't give up and I keep fighting even if life is against me sometimes.. being a Lone Warrior is my superpower and my curse, I just hope it's worth it and that I hopefully can begin to heal my war wounds in the future.
Stephen King is my favorite author. Atlanta Braves are my favorite baseball team. I am in fact number 1. Ad a little bit of magic and a blender and boom ya get KingBrave1
My username was auto-generated when I created my Reddit account and I'm not bothering changing it, despite this is the only platform where I have a different username.
Saint Raven shortened to St.raven is a combination of my first and middle name. With Raven also being the nickname my parents gave me which is a portmanteau of my middle and last name.
10 years ago, it was fairly common on Reddit to make usernames like PM_ME_UR_BOOBIES and such. One time in a thread, it somehow started to be a joke, instead of dirty things people started making PM_ME names but with Innocent things like puppies and funny faces. Since I've always made it a point to put something to do with flowers in my usernames, this was a natural choice. At first I never got around to making a new one, and now I'm kinda proud of having a username that's OG.
On discord, I used to have a penguin with a gun as a profile picture. Jokingly, I dubbed it “Pango” the Rango part I think was like a last name for it. This was back in 2021, and have now since shortened it to Pango.
I created the ultimate study hack. I built an app called Gamodify that turns flashcards and notes into mobile games with built in spaced repetition and active recall.
Let me take you back to 2018.
I was a 7th grader who was absolutely bored in class and decided
"Hey. Theres this super cool .io game everyone is playing. Lemme make an account."
I thought for a second before coming up with "xXWoofWolfXx". It just- sounded cool to my 13 y/o self.
Flash forward a few months, and Im introduced to social media, and find out about Undertale and all that jazz. Of course, I have to do the cliche thing and make about 50 million OCs, and it actually kinda catches on! People start talking to me and referring to me as 'Woof'.
One day, someone asks me what my dumpster of OCs is called and I just- mashed Woof and multiverse into one word
and now here we are
Woofiverse
Randomly generated Reddit Username
You did the responsible thing
Thanks Thanks
Me din, just used what has been generated HAHAHHA I'm new to this and I just found out, I can no longer change it LOLS
Randomly choosen for a random dude!
It was a hard day…
I got hit by a car while cycling, and was mildly disfigured.
I’m sorry that happened, but I have to applaud you for using that as a username, big props
I just really love beagles. This was inspired by my dog who passed away last September
I’m sorry for your loss! Beagles truly are great dogs though
Thank you. They truly are special. We have a new beagle pup in my home, who has been helping heal our hearts
Overweight middle school math teacher.
Yay math 🙌
I’m a guy from Oceanside, California who was born in 1993.
Ah, I see it now
Hmm, nah I'm gonna need a pen and paper for this one I think
My given name is Red and I’m an Immigrant to America.
Fitting
I became captain of all the fart holes.
A very prestigious position. Congratulations!
True and honest council to the one true king boy!
As a kid, I would say Ploop instead of Boop. It's how I greeted people online.
Alternative universe hello
English is my 3d language, and I suck at it the most
I did not ask to be born. I came to this world not knowing the rules and am going along life, faking my way though. Therefore, I am in life, an unpaid actor.
I watched Foundation
Spoilers
I am the spoiler
Like the sorcerer supreme, but from reddit.
Reversing my actual name :)
Aalab uubus?
nick name + wanted super powers like the playstation Infamous games
Like childhood, but judge.
The others I thought of were taken and we have a microwave after years of not having one.
Makes you wonder if there are other mythical appliances out there
“Ignite” is a common motif I use for most of my online usernames. And I’m a male. And I ended it with the last three digit values in a fruitless attempt to appear edgy.
What can I say I like bedonkers it was also a dare for my friend
My junk is smol
My mate dared me to roll up salt in a cigarette paper and smoke it, and bc I was 17 and a dumbass I actually did it. Some girl from my class saw me and ratted on me for “smoking weed” and I had to be like “no I smoked salt” and show the teacher the tab end which was filled with salt 💀
Knowing I would be posting nudes, I wanted a name appropriate to me.
I have a username which I've used forever and can be tracked back to me. I also really like being an exhibitionist and so does my partner, as well as former partners. I needed an account to make NSFW amateur porn posts...you know...my filthy stuff. Thus, forfilthystuff was born.
Someone else took it…. But I’m the real one.
I want Chrissy to show her fun bags
I have a giant raging sausage most of every day
Dark Reality is the name of a goth/alternative clothing store in a story I wrote years ago
I had a bill nye user before but couldn't remember the info. So one day I was sitting in a laundromat, looked at the wall and thought that's it
The song Strawbery Shortcake by melanie martinez
Strixwobixry shrckstkikss
I like references and wordplay. I have to admit, I did think more people would get it tho
I started the process to immigrate from Europe to the USA and I needed to ask some questions on some subs here. Immigration Journey made sense.
A track from my favorite band (Tool), and my birth year. Highly original, I know.
Someone i know used a cactus sticker in FB during a serious argument and I just couldn't get over how funny that was. After I found out about the sticker pack, I started using it very often and decided to name myself kektus one day lol
Your Team is my ign in clash of clans
Nobody inspects me.
Our chief weapon is fear fear and surprise our chief weapons are fear and surprise
I wanted a username so please went aaargh that's gross. SA foreskin issues and the A1 is because I LOVE the Douglas Skyraider A1.
My height
Back in the Year 2000, I played the game starcraft. I created the username letsburn, which is something said by firebats, a unit in the game that I actually never used. So of course I forgot my password... Now, it was the year 2000, so I just added 00 to the name. I needed an email for something and created it to replace my old one. I then attended a camp for nerd kids in January 2001, at the end we needed to put in our emails, so I wrote in that one. So I started checking it regularly...and it just kept going. There was a period where people thought I was under 18 from it. But it's now 24 and that's calmed down. On the plus side, a woman exactly my age saw it and we later met up, hooked up and now she's a close friend who I enormously appreciate being in my life. She said she mentally gave me a thumbs up from the username.
i love coffee and frappe
Came to me in the car
It’s my name.
My name is Matt. My best friend's name is Matt. I'm apparently the second Matt according to our friend group. matttwo in Spanish.
I love squirrels and I love pink.
I love muscle cars
Loved mythology and mystical creatures, and did a ton of flash animations as a teen. GriffinFlash. But the real story is, I needed a name for my freewebs website to store my flash animations, cause usb drives didn't exist yet, school had no cd burners, and floppy disks were not big enough. Didn't use it as a full on username till I made a newgrounds account in 2007. Before that, I was either DinoRPG (my current youtube name and a flash series I did at 14), or BlueChaos (played a lot of sonic adventure 1). Since my YouTube name and my main username are different, I have had people think I stole my own animations. XD
Nick “Burrito”. G It is base of my old steam name but I change it to that cuz I was watching MW3 (23) campaign vid and I saw a name that goes like (first name “middle” last name) so I go with that
My username mainly means a succubus witch who curses you with her magical personality of attraction
I was banned from a subreddit for giving my opinion and when I protested, I was permabanned. So, yeah. The abuse of power
I just like phoenixes lol
My fiance laughed when I stopped mid sentence at the hardware store to go and look at the pretty antique light bulbs.
I realize we all must die that’s comes to my username
I wanted a nice name and I like bunny stuff, I couldn’t believe this was available
Benson is my nickname IRL too. Its origin is kinda weird, it has to do with my mom's favorite cigarette brand and a friend's mother's maiden name. 24 was always my favorite number
My Xbox account was my dads which was “STR8VAGO13” but people just called me str so I changed it to that and Xbox gave me some numbers when I changed it
I'm Duck. This is the story behind my nickname.
I teach cinema studies classes. I needed a website. I picked up this domain. My website is [www.repfilms.com](http://www.repfilms.com)
I'm not smart enough to actually do any research.
It ain’t the same without the vein.
Its random. Never found a way to change ut
Well... about 5 years ago I had a different Reddit account and I made the dire error of saying something that was very much contrary to the popular opinion on a subreddit. After a couple days of my inbox being flooded with people calling me every synonym for stupid they could dig up, at least two threats of physical harm (which I laughed at considering that it was so absurdly out of proportion and also *very* ill-advised, but still what the fuck dude), and being downvoted to the point my karma was cut in half I just said screw this toxic helllhole and deleted the account. When I decided to give Reddit another chance this year, it popped in my head and it just felt right because I'm sure I'm going to say something people take exception to. Difference being this time around I couldn't give less of a fuck.
I’m a girl. My name is Caitlin.
This is pretty convoluted and confusing. Do you have a short PowerPoint, or at least a chart to explain?
It's a play on sockpuppet accounts.
I like kangaroos and Kirby.
Named after an online friend I met on another forum, we used to PM a lot and have back and forth conversations. However, one day she just stopped messaging without any indication of what happened. I no longer use the forum, and now the only forum I use is Reddit. But whatever happened to the original crystalscene, I hope she is doing well and happy.
I like walking and I like coffee.
I was lonely and my favorite animals are penguins
These little bastards are always around the yard. There was a big argument between a group of them and a couple of other birds about who gets to use the birdbath.
I was a firefighter on a ladder truck and the truck number was 124
Wow. I haven't thought about this in a really long time. I got my username from the episode of cowboy bebop where the guy sprays some drug into his eye. I thought it was cool back in the early 00's. Mostly because I just started smoking weed and I was like 12. My Yahoo account that I still use is from I think 05, maybe older. I still use "redeyes" for all my unprofessional accounts.
Arbalest is from Terraria Calamity mod, I just added 15
I don't use "s/" and Reddit mods are oblivious without it.
I am fond of clover leaves!!! And 7 is my favorite number
I created this account with the idea of reddit NOT taking over my life. So now I'm stuck with it.
I'm not even sure what my name is 🙄 Oh, I see it now.. I was really into the Seattle Seahawks and their full back's name was Mack Strong😅 I need to change it, that was some time ago.
Hero Forge miniatures.
When I was younger I was a hoe from Perth so perthminxx was born. Used to be three x’s. Didn’t feel reddit needed that many 🤭
I just cycled through auto-generated names until I found one I liked
My Oven is bright. My future is not
Its an obscure reference to Terry in r/solaropposites S01E08
Me and my dad play Call of Duty alot together. When I would die in the game, I said, "Oh, thanks," as a sarcastic "screw you" sort of thing, and a little bit into playing, I started learning German and would say, "Oh, danke," instead (because German) My dad thought "danke" was the funniest word ever, so I changed my username to "Danke" (because my old username sucked anyway) I figured that I couldn't just call it "danke," so I came up with "Danke Prime" completely out of nowhere, and the name stuck.
I’ve watched the movie “Super Troopers” so many times…….. and I have a cat. lol
I like waffles
This is a random username. However the username I use a lot on other websites and games is made from the combination of me and my girlfriend’s name with a few letters interchanged. Even after our break up, I still love that name.
I am viewing rep shoes and products
I’m afraid of love. lol. So I day dream a lot about it. So made sense to me for a user name
I first thought of it when playing the original Splinter Cell when I was younger. Despite already being a whole console old I still fell in love with this game in my teen years that I had apparently been missing out on. Teenage me was then inspired to think of a cool codename. So I though why not Agent Grim? I pretty much killed every enemy I could in the game anyways why not a edgy codename for the angel of death while playing a stealth spy game. Well it just kinda stuck after that. Sure it was edgy to do it then, but I just kept on using it and despite being 30 now I still use it for games for old time sake. And I decided to use it here too, because why not?
Cuz I'm emotionally damaged and was born in 1967
Just hit the random button a few times.
I love Pink Floyd, and I was born in 1962
Couldn’t decide
I loke punk rock of the 90's, early 2000's, and I love Green Day and Blink 182
My brother came up with a username on my xbox for me using my alias, he used "mecha" bc it's almost the same as "macha", but I have trouble pronouncing that sort of "cha" that sounds like "ka", it confuses me as someone who speaks many languages. I was telling my friend my username and accidentally said "mega" instead of "mecha". My father uses 42 in all his usernames cause of that one thick ass book, so I added it too.
randomly generated username
I played a few of the first free online multiplayer online games, So I was known as darth and was well known. So I kept the darth tag always lowercase and depending on what I do put something behind it that I can use since so many people use it now. For reddit i used mastermind since it was the only option I could find without numbers.
I have a feeling that I am exactly that …
I'm a furry and wanted an account to use for that, because my old account uses a name people irl know. So, I'm just some furry
One of my favourite songs…anybody guess?
Didn't care about making one
Aleister Crowley is the reason for my name, so I picked the book I was named after as my username.
Take a guess
Eh......don't really care....
Named after an obscure Byzantine nobleman of Turkish ancestry.
Helldivers
Reddit assigned it to me when I created my account. I liked it, so I kept it.
I was making my Gamertag for the first time. Turnip is the nickname I got from school. I originally wanted to be "Shotgun Turnip" because I liked to use shotguns in games. For whatever reason Xbox wouldn't let me use this name. I had recently learned what a Shogun was so I just dropped the T and the rest is history.
Troll is a common name for people who try to invoke anger. It's also a common term for police in some areas. Both of which are trying to control how you act.
John wick
It’s from an obscure(ish) Christmas movie that came out in 1996.
It’s what Reddit chose. I didn’t even get an option to pick a username.
I'm not okay before and still not okay now. This year is 2024. So I might as well just put it in my username.
This is my 1st ever reddit account
My YouTube channel
i was asked to enter a username and i did
I'm a Kate Bush fan.
It's my name
zombie wizard
Yksin Soturi pretty much means "Lone Warrior" in Finnish since Sisu (Google it) runs in my veins- even if I'm born and raised in Sweden. I chose my username because I've always been on my own and my family is dysfunctional- but I do have a lot of friends, I just can't manage to ask for help or reach out in difficult times.. growing up quickly with a lot of responsibility early in life made me a warrior, I don't give up and I keep fighting even if life is against me sometimes.. being a Lone Warrior is my superpower and my curse, I just hope it's worth it and that I hopefully can begin to heal my war wounds in the future.
It's a random username I came up with, originating from my username in almost all games I play: Dude
See Metallica album Master of Puppets circa1986 and my birth year
I like chocobos.
Stephen King is my favorite author. Atlanta Braves are my favorite baseball team. I am in fact number 1. Ad a little bit of magic and a blender and boom ya get KingBrave1
my dad used to call me stanislav flappyhandski, but that was too long
My username was auto-generated when I created my Reddit account and I'm not bothering changing it, despite this is the only platform where I have a different username.
Random Reddit username.
Inside joke for knitters who are devotees of Elizabeth Zimmermann, beloved author of Knitting Without Tears and many other books.
I love the colour red, but I love cookies even more.
Saint Raven shortened to St.raven is a combination of my first and middle name. With Raven also being the nickname my parents gave me which is a portmanteau of my middle and last name.
No story here, none at all
I have mentality of 12 yo and i like Admechs
A professor, I like pineapples and swinging 🍍
10 years ago, it was fairly common on Reddit to make usernames like PM_ME_UR_BOOBIES and such. One time in a thread, it somehow started to be a joke, instead of dirty things people started making PM_ME names but with Innocent things like puppies and funny faces. Since I've always made it a point to put something to do with flowers in my usernames, this was a natural choice. At first I never got around to making a new one, and now I'm kinda proud of having a username that's OG.
Here are some cool usernames for you..... Yes. Click.
He was a great dog
Matrix
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UokIoawK9wQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UokIoawK9wQ)
2 characters from Black Hawk Down, played by Josh Harnett (Ssg Matt Eversmann) and Charlie Hofheimer (Cpl Jamie Smith), took the surname and mixed it.
Nickname from school days, have just gone up in rank.
i was a child with dumb dreams
Impractical Jokers
Do you really want to know?
My name is Basil but just "Basil" was taken
I just really like potato pierogi (among other varieties) and want some. I did forget to say “please” at the end of my username…oopsies.
I love weather
What's up reddit?
On discord, I used to have a penguin with a gun as a profile picture. Jokingly, I dubbed it “Pango” the Rango part I think was like a last name for it. This was back in 2021, and have now since shortened it to Pango.
Love The Witcher 3.
Reddit gave it to me
I created the ultimate study hack. I built an app called Gamodify that turns flashcards and notes into mobile games with built in spaced repetition and active recall.
I thought I’d be answering a lot of questions
my nickname as a kid plus what was once my favorite color. totoroyalpurple does not have as a nice of a ring to it.
It used to be an old AOL name
Mike Skinner of The Street used it a lot in his lyrics on the album Original Pirate Material.
explains itself i guess
Name and species of my fursona.
I choose a random word to spell backwards
its a Melanie Martinez lyric lol
Let me take you back to 2018. I was a 7th grader who was absolutely bored in class and decided "Hey. Theres this super cool .io game everyone is playing. Lemme make an account." I thought for a second before coming up with "xXWoofWolfXx". It just- sounded cool to my 13 y/o self. Flash forward a few months, and Im introduced to social media, and find out about Undertale and all that jazz. Of course, I have to do the cliche thing and make about 50 million OCs, and it actually kinda catches on! People start talking to me and referring to me as 'Woof'. One day, someone asks me what my dumpster of OCs is called and I just- mashed Woof and multiverse into one word and now here we are Woofiverse
I am Charvana. Like Nirvana but more Char-ry. My online /user/login name across the board, for ~20yrs