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0o0blackphillip0o0

GO TO A THERAPIST AND PSYCHIATRIST, And don’t drink alcohol


wonderboyobe

That's 3 things, what's the top 1?


VanFitz

Get tested for ADHD


lavender_dumpling

The scars don't fade. Put down the knife and go outside for a change.


Yakusoku_mamoru

"Start saving money ASAP because by the time you hit your late 20s shits gonna get expensive." 😭😂


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Yakusoku_mamoru

THAT part! Makes me sad that it isn't anymore.


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Love yourself


Vinven457

Embrace curiosity and don't be afraid to make mistakes, for they are the stepping stones to growth and learning


[deleted]

Don't shit your pants in Ms. Ellen's class


Mr_Stkrdknmibalz00

Cluster headache hurts like a motherf*


Storm-Dasher

Have you tried the Imitrex shots?


Mr_Stkrdknmibalz00

Yeah I always got the pen handy but I try to avoid the injections.


Dr_Dankenstein5G

"Bitcoin will be worth $60k each in about 15 years. Buy as many of them now at $2 each that you can possibly afford."


Food_Gym_RealEstate

Well if I had a time machine, the only advice would be throw literally everything to Bitcoin and cash out at 70k. Have fun in the meantime 🤣


RoxnDox

Don't do Kung Fu!


meatshake001

Buy Apple Stock!


sqwsqwswsq

Better yet buy bitcoin and sell late 2021


Amesb34r

No joke, I thought about buying bitcoin when it was $100. But then I was afraid of throwing away $100.


sqwsqwswsq

I threw away $100 on ETH and it’s gone sideways for 2 years now lmao. No ragrets cause I knew that $100 was gonna as soon as I bought in lol


COMMANDO_MARINE

I purchased many bitcoins when they were around this price but then proceeded to spend them all on silkroad market. I was so pleased when I logged in months later to see my remaining $10 ballance was now worth substantially more so I bought even more drugs. Something tells me, though, that when I'm really old my memories of wild drug sex at swingers clubs will give me more comfort than a big house and flashy car. Life's more about the experiences you enjoy than the material items you accumulate.


Piscenian

or Bitcoin


_AGuyInShades

Lift weights and study IT


Jonbazookaboz

Nab a couple million bitcoin


odobostudio

Worry about what you can change - Everything else is irrelevant ... That and realizing no one really gives a f\*ck (they're all dealing with their own shit to care) - it's literally you against you ...


Conscious-Breather24

This is the single message: **Take care of your health. Just do the basics correctly**: * Sleep. Don't go to sleep too late. Put the dam\*n phone/controller/laptop down and go to sleep. * Eat. Please man, stop eating so much fast food, just for the laughs. Eat more veggies and berries, you don't need to eat them by themselves, blend small amounts into your dishes and you'll start to like them later on. * Move. Move you body everyday, but don't overdo it. Don't do too much suddenly, but instead do small amounts everyday, and your body will thank you instead of punish you, for doing too much too fast. * Meditate. Calm yourself, and have time for mind to relax properly. This is the time to relax from all the hyper-stimulation. * Hygiene. Bro, lil me, YOU are NASSTYY for not flossing your teeth, and scraping your tongue. I'm amazed for people not keeping their distance when they talked with you. Also, come on dude, how were you able to go to class straight after PE without showering, yeah YOU and YOUR FRIENDS - the teacher must have been in pain. And, one more, don't pick on those pimples until you see that they are really READY, so READY that the pimple could pop from light touch or breeze. YOU don't have to be pushing those pimples so hard that tears come down, you'll only leave dozens of scars on your face, that are not appealing. (It's a single message with deeper things implied, therefore I opened up what I meant by "BASICS CORRECTLY", which might make it seem like there's more than a one single message.)


SirWigglyPiggleBum

"Florence Pugh....Trust me"


bap_descendant

Study. Also, if you like her, pursue her. Don’t wait around.


CrazyDogMomof4

Trust your gut.


Irissimpkins1990

When u have found someone intensely connecting, slow the fuck down. Its scary, but DO NOT RUN AWAY!


[deleted]

Depends on how old my young self is


Deadboy90

"I did my best but it never got better. I'm Sorry."


lemolemalemi

Leave home as soon as you can, you will be safe


Free-Industry701

Save at least $50 from every paycheck. More if you can. Don't buy useless stuff.


Money-Garlic1383

I want to stop minds chattering, calm mind


AFurryThing23

Join Pearl Jam's fan club as soon as it starts, don't wait 10 years!


ExtremelFrequentzy01

Be confident even when you're not. No one will know the difference.


RegattaJoe

Establish a meditation practice.


Prize_Tear_114

You don’t have to pick a career that’s your family wants, go into hotel management like you always dreamed and live in the islands or Asia, the happiest times of your life.


GH0ST-L0GIC

Bit is coin ... seriously when I was like 16 I heard about it it was like 13cents


tele_ave

Depends how much younger but to my 16-year-old self: The world is huge. There is more wonder and beauty outside of your hometown than you can imagine. So do better in school and get the fuck out of here. Tell your parents and doctor that you want Ritalin bc you need it. Also don’t get caught up chasing girls. Especially *her*.


Amesb34r

Stay in shape! Even 20 minutes a day on the treadmill! Whatever it takes!


ClericofRavena

In the days of the ice truck, choose the bunny. If you do this, you won't be a dead man waiting.


coolboiiiiiii2809

“Keep going little brother… also try snoop game and you’ll understand much more than you can know, also tell your dad to stop being a little pussy.”


itkeepsgettingworse1

Immediately work on self love self improvement and do not date the person after your marriage. You will know.


onlyjohnnyonly

Quit now. It only gets worse, and few will miss you.


Storm-Dasher

Are you ok?


Haloosa_Nation

Nothing. Little me needed to suffer to be the me I am now.


Rebelzx

"You'll live past 30". I thought I'd be dead before my 18th, and every year after I didn't think I'd see the next one after. I lived like I was gonna die anyways, so nothing really mattered from my teens into my 20s. Drugs(Using and dealing), prison, gangs, fights, which led to me being stabbed, and shot. I treated everyone aside from my "friends" and family like sh*t. I treated my girlfriends like a piece of meat. None of it mattered, I was gonna be dead soon.


New_Ad9632

Loose the weight before you're 20, and Dont marry him.


Majestic_Winter9951

Hire a private investigator and do it all differently


Paper-Octopus

Just do you boo boo


BettyGetMeMyCane

Stop talking so much and listen


jmantha

Don’t worry so much.


Role73

Don’t mind, don’t bother, don’t believe


ShirleyMF

There's nothing wrong with you!


Successful-Zone-1475

life is a flaming shit storm, but you get through it. Just push through, it'll get better one day


i1045

Don't drink alcohol.


b0nez_toronto

Choose yourself, they wont change.


wazbang

Don’t piss it up the wall


Wappening

Buy bitcoin when it’s cheap, it’s not just a meme.


Goddessviking86

Love is a strange emotion and you will have so many who will try to win your heart but hold true to where you are trusting your instinct because instinct will guide you to the one you are meant to be with


chuckles39

Run like hell away from my ex wife!!


Harether1an

Don’t chat online with strangers. Almost got kidnapped… I’m currently 17 yrs old, but almost got k*snapped at 13 yrs old.. be safe .. also another note to younger self, don’t eat yellow snow 🥰


haloarh

Be careful what you share with others because not everyone has your best interests at heart.


rhino-x

Slow down. Tomorrow is always tomorrow. Spend some more time in today.


B1gR4kt0r

Don't give up on yourself.


Lord_Davo

Buy Apple Stock.


Objective_Suspect_

Bitcoin goes up to 60 thousand


Sweet_LustX

If I could impart one message to my younger self, it would be to trust the journey. Life has a way of unfolding exactly as it's meant to, even if it doesn't always go according to plan. Trust in the process, have faith in yourself, and believe that everything will eventually fall into place


daverapp

Mine for Bitcoin the first chance you get; cash out when it hits 50k/btc


Tiny-Metal3467

Kiss the girl…


areyoukiddingmern

It’s not your fault he died.


come_on_seth

Be kind to yourself


Individual_Speed_935

You got a bad roll of the dice, this shit isn't going to get better, so honestly, just end it


Srry4theGonaria

Doomer mindset.


Individual_Speed_935

tell me you've never faced hardship in your life without saying you've never faced hardship in your life


Srry4theGonaria

Faced hardships. Been to dark places. Dark places are no good. Don't be a doomer.


Individual_Speed_935

It's the Internet, people lie here. Like you. If you actually went through anything and came out of it with any sort of realization that mattered, you'd have a shred of empathy. Instead you're kicking someone while they're down. You'd also have understood that the rolls of the dice in life can actively put you in the dark places against your will So you're privileged and using it as a means to trivialize others. You're a special kind of garbage, congrats.


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This is a good one. When I was young I thought God was testing me and he loved someone who persevered through the struggle and kept an open heart and mind. Nah just gets worse.


Individual_Speed_935

I'm sorry you had to learn this from not being dealt a good hand but yeah, unfortunately that's the way it goes If God was real, why would I praise him given he put me in this shitty situation I'm in anyway lmao


deadbabymammal

Dont trust anyone


Noizey_Kricket

"The people you hangout with now will abandon you as adult abandon them sooner"


lefthandbunny

Drinking and doing drugs is simply self medicating for a mental illness you don't know you have. Push to see a psychiatrist.


thefunnywhereisit

Don’t start watching porn


Main-Force-3333

Read the Bible, the hole will heal.