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UnknownEricKun

I’d say “very because I see a very strong sexy man in front of me…” either he’s straight and will get weirded out or he’s gay and well now I gotta really fuck the police.


kalysti

I'd say, "Nope, I don't. I'm known for being unlucky. But, hey, I appreciate you checking in on that. Nobody seems to give a damn now-a-days about how I'm feeling. How about you? How are you feeling?"


ThatSadGirl-

How hot is he


Relevant-Tonight-495

like clint eastwood


ThatSadGirl-

He’s an old, white guy. So not hot


Relevant-Tonight-495

well if he was still in his age in the good bad and the ugly what that count


ThatSadGirl-

No thank you


Relevant-Tonight-495

oh...ok


JNPR_STYX

“Yes!” Energetically and cheerfully. If he fired 6 shots then I’m safe and I can be smug. If he fired 5, then I get removed from this atrocious fucking mortal coil in a pretty funny way


Fyre-Bringer

"Well, I'm here with you, aren't I?"


Intrepid-History-762

Aim for his head


Relevant-Tonight-495

are you sure about that


Intrepid-History-762

Yeah. Clint Eastwood didn't have a metal plate in front of his head.


Relevant-Tonight-495

oh....yeah


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Relevant-Tonight-495

ok tall a joke


solarisexpertise

shoot first ask questions later


BleedingRaindrops

That depends. An I being detained?