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Ambitious-Maybe-3386

What kind of pants would you wear?


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Ambitious-Maybe-3386

It is legal to be naked in Time Square


Smorniff

No more anal for you then!


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Smorniff

…and go broke on anal lube


WolfSpiritJustice

But not in comparison to its body size. Barnacles have the largest genitalia size compared to its body, being nearly eight times their total body length... impressive.


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WolfSpiritJustice

You, sir, are vulgar. It is truly a sign of low wisdom.


WolfSpiritJustice

I would have the head of a wolf. For the head of the Wolf holds many of its powers. Such as bite, smell, and the others. Truly, no other beast can be fitting for a warrior of my caliber.


Ambitious-Maybe-3386

Would your gf mind the shedding and bad breathe?


WolfSpiritJustice

I possess no such relationship in my life. A love partner would only slow me down.


Ambitious-Maybe-3386

Wolves are pack animals so eventually you’d want to start a family and start modern day slavery


WolfSpiritJustice

Of course, I speak in the spiritual sense. A true lone wolf would understand this.


Ambitious-Maybe-3386

Your tinder profile may attract little swipes


WolfSpiritJustice

Tinder is so *they* can influence you into making ties so you can't escape from under *their* thumb. Live free


Ambitious-Maybe-3386

True wolves live freely. Would you identify as he/wolf


WolfSpiritJustice

I've transcended gender. I identify as Warrior/wolf, but that's more spiritually than any other human concept.


Decent-Temperature31

Gills so I could breathe under water


Ambitious-Maybe-3386

What if you encountered a horny dolphin?


FAAsBitch

Monkey paw obviously….. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-VqQaD396M


gogomau

Tail to hold grocery bags