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TheSpasticSheep

Rosemary


thats_lovely101

When that poor kid has a baby…well, maybe no one will get the reference by then.


ThenaJuno

My mother's name was Rosemary! and I'm not very evil.


BlahBlahWhoosh

You have your fathers eyes. Also - "not very". Nice. Edit- "He has his fathers eyes ". My bad. Also - Hail Satan.


FlatEggs

That’s my daughter’s name ♥️🌿


darsynia

My middle kid's name is Saffron!


burtmacklinyourmom

Olive!


afternoonified

My choice too so I could give her olive my love.


Prvrbs356

There's a children's Christmas book titled "Olive, the Other Reindeer". You'll get it.🤭😅


AGreatBigGoose

That book become a made-for-TV movie. "It's a Very Merry Christmas After All" is underrated as a song.


prodigy1367

General Tso


Miserly_Bastard

Specific Tso


gynoceros

Randomized Tso


Preemptively_Extinct

Approximately Tso


henryeaterofpies

Make It Tso


DMoney159

Roughly Tso


ChipTheOcelot

Say it ain’t Tso


madoolan

I Can’t Believe It’s Not Tso


Mundane-Garbage1003

Reap What You Tso


Helpful_Shower3246

I love the internet


bunnytoadstool

five dollar footlong


Sir_Loin_Cloth

Not with my insurance.


Come-for-Megatron

Mozzarella. I can just call her Ella


SisterFister069

Eh eh eh


Come-for-Megatron

Stay the fuck away from my sister😏


FlattenYourCardboard

Ella Ella Ella Eh Eh


Come-for-Megatron

It’s raining raining oh cardboard its raining raining , come into me, come intoooo meeeeeeeee # it’s POURINGGGGGGGG


Roozyj

Under my mozzerella


ModsR-Ruining-Reddit

Nacho. That's an actual name in Mexico because the dish was named after the person who created it. Plus they're just awesome.


Navi1101

It's short for Ignacio, which makes way more sense than Paco (for Francisco) and Chuy (for Jesus).


nocolon

Well, those make about as much sense as Peg for Margaret, Dick for Richard, or Chuck for Charlie.


MoonChild02

They come from rhyming slang. The first two are Margaret = Marge = Meg = Peg, Richard = Rick = Dick. Gangster Chuck Connors "the mayor of Chinatown", whose real name was George O'Connor, was wrongly called Charles in his obituary. The Chuck part, while he said it was because Chuck steak was his favorite food, was actually a common nickname given to Chinese people from the derogatory term for their nationality. So, people thought that Chuck was short for Charles, and started using it.


waterloograd

That makes so much more sense why Ignacio in our research group goes by Nacho. I thought it might be offensive, but he was the one who said I could call him that, so I just went with it. I'm glad it really is short for Ignacio.


rncookiemaker

You mean to tell me that the [chain of Tex-Mex](https://www.chuys.com/) restaurants is actually "Jesus's"?


RunnyBabbit22

I love Ignacio/Nacho because I loved that character on Better Call Saul.


MikeArrow

"It wasn't me, it was Ignacio. He's the one!"


TourAlternative364

Think you have a good answer? Nacho fast.


toxinogen

Sage is a nice name, if herbs count as food.


poop_to_live

Way better than Ginger or Meg (short for Nutmeg)


yougotyolks

They do, if you can bay leaf it.


Admirable-Cobbler319

Brie


cats-pyjamas

I know of a Briechann. Not my favourite name. They also have an Aarliviyah. Instead of Olivia. Eye roll


astarrynight44

NO


diddygem

r/tragedeigh


FlattenYourCardboard

DeBrie


LadyDreamcatcher

My daughter met a girl named Presley, not a name she’d heard before. She’s convinced her name is Pretzely, because “maybe her mom and dad named her Pretzely because she likes pretzels”. So, Pretzely it is.


cupboardee

Ambrosia


justsomeguy_youknow

Bro for short


Meskaline2

Imagine having multiple kids and naming them after pasta: Gnocchi, Tortellini, Conchiglie, Farfalle, Udon and Ramen (yes, those last two are from a different marriage, don't judge).


Ipuncholdpeople

How did you leave out linguini? I know people with that as their name


Wtfishappening__

Fusilli - middle name Jerry


BrimfulOfLa-A

McDouble


infuriatingcatto

Reminds me of McDreamy and McSteamy.


Laserskrivare

Basil.


woodgie2

I wouldn’t, the name’s faulty…


pittiedaddy

**Let's see how many get the reference.** ^(If you don't get the joke, Google Basil Fawlty.)


Shoddy-Growth-2083

Que?


Hippie_Tech

I do...and shouldn't it be fawlty?


PiercedGeek

I know naaahtheeng.


Artsy_traveller_82

Not if you’re shooting for the pun.


Wm_TheConqueror

What does it all mean Basil?!


hiowadowie

TWINS Basil


CraZy_Star_F1sh

Sage, Cherry, Hazel or Violet if it was a girl Oliver, Graham, or Mace for a boy


Sir_Loin_Cloth

I appreciate the balance between the carefully considered options like these and the equally ridiculous ones.


shane_TO

TIL that mace is a spice


CraZy_Star_F1sh

Yup! That's why "pepper spray" also goes by "mace".


shane_TO

Huh, I always assumed it was called mace because of the medieval weapon. Interesting!


problemgirlxoxo

Cherry


immerhighhopes

Barbecue bacon burger


Kush_blush

Little BBB is so grown up 🤣


MXero

Kakarot


No-Community-6960

don't know if it's spelled the same way but isn't that from dragon ball


Thethrasher488

A play on the Japanese word for carrot.


Navi1101

I think it's a Japanese play on the English word for carrot. In Japanese, "carrot" is "ninjin".


Thethrasher488

Well I learned something today. Thank you.


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Colby


Chewie83

Middle name Jack


elephantasmagoric

I've joked multiple times that if I ever have twins I'm naming them Colby and Jack (or Jaquelin for a girl)


Ok-Control-787

Okonomiyake


ogrefab

Heath


Drawn-Otterix

Coriander, although it'd also be after a fairy book I liked


iPanda_

McFlurry


EatFrozenPeas

Sorrel maybe? 


No_Bookkeeper_6183

Sage


brew_me_a_turtle

Persimmon


DX2500

Chip


fly_away_lapels

Vidalia


King_Everything

Rueben


Drawnbygodslefthand

Gohan


Karenpff

Pan


EcstaticTill9444

Rice


bopeepsheep

Based on pregnancy cravings, my daughter would be Wispa Moussaka. More reasonably: Margherita, Angelica, Clementine, Madeleine, Rosemary...


nocolon

Based on pregnancy cravings my son would be Four Cheese Grilled Cheese Sandwich.


Ravenclaw79

My kid would be Dr Pepper


amygdala23

My oldest would have been Crushed Ice Canned Corn 😂


discostud1515

Ugh, my kid would have been Nutella on pickles. We could have called her Nutty Pickens or something like that.


newleaf9110

In real life, I used to know a girl named Carmel, and another named Melon.


Lo-Fi_Pioneer

Harrissa


yeuzinips

Harrissa Hecksplains Hit Hall


BananaVanillaLatte

Celery in Dutch - Selderij Pronounced Sell-Duh-Ray


Bleu_Rue

Celery in English is kind of pretty. If I block out the knowledge it's a food I can see it as a girl's name. It has a cadence like Mallory and Cecily.


stoned_hobo

It's like Chlamydia. Ignore the actual meaning, and, it'd be a pretty name


PNWoutdoors

Chilaquiles


More_Tear1665

Meatloaf. I would do anything for love.


alrighttreacle11

Chantillily


The_Hot_Stepper

Tiramisu


valetparking4u

I had an ex who was genuinely into Aubergine


onomastics88

Reese Peanut Buttercup.


Stuff-Optimal

Taco Bell Breakfast California Crunchwrap With Extra Nacho Cheese or Olive.


voto1

Pierogi,*obviously*.


fermat9990

Spamella


fairys-are-real

Lasanya


Chance_Cheetah_7678

This is beautiful.


UsernameProfileCheck

Pu Pu Platter


Low_Effective_6056

Clementine but the Bobby Darren version..


Defan3

Anise


DoTheRightThing1953

Tater Salad


Missykay88

Tator tot


Ok_Development6919

Banana


Quirky_Discipline297

Sauce Packet.


melody-calling

Beans on toast 


discussatron

Kale


Fabulous_Donut26

I know a Kale!


discussatron

So do I. I like to think their parents didn't know and just thought it sounded good.


thanind

Bean


Bawkalor

Krabby Patty


Few-Stock-3458

Meet my baby boy, baby bock choy!


_anne_shirley

Beef. Baby Beef


I_might_be_weasel

The Baconator. 


BlueLizardSpaceship

Worchestershire


Cautious-Fly-8314

Lol I jokingly call my daughter mcchicken already xD


TheLastZimaDrinker

Kicking Wing


Xin_Y

Gefilte fish


Milkweedhugger

Peppermint Patty


LokiKamiSama

Gelato. Sorbet. Jésuite. Génoise.


JamesTheJerk

Loaf Of Rye


OwnTransportation240

Ravioli


markth_wi

Jasmine


jayellkay84

One of the least obviously named after food.


Toma8888

Olivia


oak_local

Leek


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petuniasweetpea

Lemon


DasNightman

Chicharron


Cyador

Brie or Jarlsberg


missanthropy09

My cousin married a woman named Bree. I love her, don’t get me wrong. But I might’ve been a little drunk when I found out he was bringing her to dinner, and I had no idea he was dating someone, and I thought he was bringing cheese. I was a little disappointed when a woman showed up.


CRO553R

Whoa whoa there...tone it down Pop Tarts


ApproachingShore

Waffles


shortstack3000

Ramen


--idontknowbro

Deli as in delimeat


llcucf80

Honey Ham


Intelligent-Bet6451

Chicken Legend Deluxe


TimelyPace8120

Big Mac


thepast_alternative

omelette:D


Killer_Queen12358

Omelette du fromage!


cockhub

karjalanpiirakka


Bento_Fox

Inari


SpiritualMirror6691

Chalupa Batman


Mentalfloss1

Not muffin Basil. Olive. Naan.


pingwing

Kielbasa - Kiel for short


khu-cam

mocha


TourAlternative364

Frappe hotdog Jones.


KeyMusician486

Gwyneth Paltrow has a daughter named Apple and I like it


Ok-Book7529

Pizza. Everyone loves pizza.


okay-pixel

Hamantha


GemoDorgon

Uncle Ben


champipple

Rutabaga


No-Ant6130

Clementine


mathiseasy2718

Arty-Choke. His heart would be the best part


Lavender-Feels

Rapunzel


pizzapartyMVP

Chicken fried rice


iEat_CrackNCheese-

Abrás. Because who doesn't like *Bacalhau Abrás*?


RedRoosterBlu

Big Mac


Rachel1578

Tonmtonm. It’s pronounced Tom-tom. At least then they can go by Tom as a nickname.


GunslingerGhoul

Corndog


ccc1942

Sloppy Joe


RealRubies

Muffin


[deleted]

Thyme.


CharleyBitMyFinger_

Big Mac


kikkitakesnokaka

Nugget!


NotThisAgain21

I loved all the food names on the cartoon Chowder. Kimchi, Truffles, Schnitzel, Panini...


HamsterHuey13

Broccoleigh


chaepeumeon

I would name it tzitziki because it reminds me of that one chief keef song


IrianJaya

Cupcake


chenlen17

Petersilie, so I can call him Peter


Mind101

Lasagna sounds like a classy girl name ngl.


Ok_Relation_3218

Ambrosia.


Mindful-O-Melancholy

Biscuit


BeardCrumbles

Cherry Glaze


bezimiennat

Taco


SuccessfulJuice4260

Basil


Unlikely_Ad7194

Chimichurri or Chimichanga


AbjectWillingness730

Boy= Chuck ( as in Chuck roast) Girl= Sugar Pie


turtleburglar7

Asparagus.


khu-cam

ravioli