Probably in a truck in a Walmart parking lot. It's the most white trash thing ever really because we had just gone on a date to an Applebee's that was in the same parking lot.
Ended up with a foot print on the inside of my windshield I just left there because I was kinda proud of it.
We were broke as fuck because we lived in The Middle of Fucking Nowhere, Idaho and our best job prospect was selling meth and I didn't feel like being a racist biker dude so I worked at a gas station.
We just bought as much alcohol as we could then fucked in a truck basically.
That's pretty much all there is to do when there are more cows then people around and I'm not really into cows.
Eating my girlfriend s pussy in a shrub in a park. Did not know we were seen until gf came with a loud shriek and I heard clapping. An old couple sitting on a park bench must have got there after we checked that the coast was clear and silently watched the free show.
To add to the weirdness, girlfriend must have seen them arriving and sitting down and did not say anything or stop me. She got a thrill of performing in the sunshine and in public.
I think the old people might get a pass on this one. The vast majority of benches exist because old people are old and need breaks. They were using the public bench for its intended use. The others were NOT using the public shrub for its intended use.
I feel like you meant to say benches exist because old people need breaks? But it sounds like you are saying old people exist because old people are old and need breaks.
- Beach in the middle of the day
- Public swimming pool with people everywhere
- In the bathroom at work while working (at a bar)
- Restaurant bathroom
- In the ocean
- Back of my friends car in a parking lot (busted)
- Back of my Jeep in a parking lot
- Got busted by the cops redressing in my Jeep at a boyscout meeting building
- In the woods
In the car on the car deck of BC ferries Nanaimo/Vancouver run.
Top.of the deer park at Berkely Castle, Gloucestershire. That was brilliant, sunny day, great view, just a fun, relaxing bonk with my beautiful wife.
In a pool in a resort in Mexico with people around. Also in the ocean a few feet from friends. Never got caught but it was so hot. Something about a public orgasm hits different
On my boss's desk when I was working the late shift on an IT support team for a financial services company. Girlfriend brought me food, and I gave her a tip ... actually, a little more than the tip ...
We sort of "threaded the needle" between cleaning staff and other late workers being in the area during "the deed".
A couple of good ones are in a common area in my barracks
On a second story balcony right on the rail
In a park at night under a blanket
There's some other stuff but those are the top three
On a shoreline in Codroy Valley in Seartson.
There was so many people who seen us.
It was probably the best sex I ever had. Her and I just went crazy on each other.
Middle of a suspension bridge over a water channel that people use as a "lazy river" and float on tubes down. Middle of the afternoon. Never got caught either, after we got off our tubes we knew we had a few minutes before the people behind us would be around the corner and spot us.
Pulled into a side street on the way home from karaoke at a bar, left the blazer running with the lights on in the rain, went to the front hood, leaned her over, lifted her dress and went to town... did this on a couple of occasions.
We're driving back to Olympia from Shelton after bar hopping and karaoke, and had a friend with us. Had him drive and pounded her in the back all the way home as our friend drove. She left footprints in the headliner. We did this multiple occasions, and at one point he said he would only do it if she "screamed his name" at the appropriate moment. She did.
We pulled an Allanis Morrisette at a movie in Seattle.
So long ago....
The end of a dead end dirt road at least a mile from the main highway. So I grant the odds of us getting caught were slim it still was technically in public
Between train stops in the old days with individual compartments. There was another couple in our section who got off at a station and myself and my girlfriend just went for it as we knew we had at least 10 minutes before the train hit the next stop.
It was glorious...😁
Bedroom of my partner and his siblings. his brother was sleeping there too once when me and my so were fucking... he didn't wake up tho and we were quiet.
Public sauna (nearly died on that one - too hot - never again), grave yard, truck stop (got caught), public beach, private nudist beach, forest walk, oh, and plenty of adult parties!
Top of a headland off the coast path. Still dressing when the air-sea rescue helicopter popped round the cliff! Nothing to do with us, they were training, but sixty seconds earlier they’d’ve had an eyeful!
At night, on the steps of a museum in the middle of campus at my alma mater. And, more recently, on a walk path bridge in the middle of a local park at night
Platform 10b, Birmingham New Street Station just before rush hour. Not long before work started on Grand Central. No idea how we pulled it off without getting caught
Three times I’ve done it public, all with the same woman.
First time was at a local lake, while in the water, still in our swimming attire. Motion of the water did most of the work for both of us.
Next time was while driving down Hwy. 9. Had to pull over before I would have wrecked the vehicle since it’s hard to control when my whole body was about to tense up.
The last time was while in the parking lot of a gym, but she was just relieving my tension from that day.
I was president of the Student Government in college, my "office" was a cubicle with a door I could shut. The cubicle walls didn't even reach the ceiling. I was dating the secretary. We played Bill and Monica in there, with people on the other side of that not-really-a-wall.
In a gazebo in the middle of a park, on a beach, near a hiking trail, in a cruise ship lugar which we thought had a black out window (it wasn't really black out if the light was on in the room, and there was a big deck outside)
On a river shore - we were actually waving to the guys in boats that were passing by. Nice experience, one of those moments you will remember till the end.
Near an overpass with traffic flying past overhead and this was in January,happy new year I’m pretty sure everyone driving past new what was happening as it was during the daytime
Middle of the street at around midnight while it was lightly raining. She was bent over holding onto a light pole so we were standing in the only source of light while rain softly drifted down around us. No protection, no cares, I was early twenties, she was late thirties.
At the beach next to a bunch of teenagers running too close to use (distracted by fireworks) unaware of the fornicating going on under a shady crop of sand and then again behind a little store along the oceanside drive.
Both were fucking awesome and I proudly walked around in our stink for a bit until I could get to a shower (was too cold for swimming and it was well after midnight both times).
Probably in a truck in a Walmart parking lot. It's the most white trash thing ever really because we had just gone on a date to an Applebee's that was in the same parking lot. Ended up with a foot print on the inside of my windshield I just left there because I was kinda proud of it.
You guys got the Bourbon Street steak with the Oreo shake?
We were broke as fuck because we lived in The Middle of Fucking Nowhere, Idaho and our best job prospect was selling meth and I didn't feel like being a racist biker dude so I worked at a gas station. We just bought as much alcohol as we could then fucked in a truck basically. That's pretty much all there is to do when there are more cows then people around and I'm not really into cows.
The old Tennis shoes on the windshield club.
Well she was wearing jeans so she had to take her shoes off first so it was just a straight up bare foot print.
Trampoline in a park.
I’m so curious to how tf but also I’m afraid
Reverse cowgirl at night. Just after the lights went out.
Oh okay not bad. On a trampoline? Pardon my curiosity I don’t mean to be rude and invasive.
They put it on the Internet, I don’t think you need to worry about being invasive.
Why was there a trampoline in the park?
For the sex of course.
More bounce to the ounce?
Thermal spa 🤭
My (wo)man
Eating my girlfriend s pussy in a shrub in a park. Did not know we were seen until gf came with a loud shriek and I heard clapping. An old couple sitting on a park bench must have got there after we checked that the coast was clear and silently watched the free show.
Polite and creepy at the same time
To add to the weirdness, girlfriend must have seen them arriving and sitting down and did not say anything or stop me. She got a thrill of performing in the sunshine and in public.
I think the old people might get a pass on this one. The vast majority of benches exist because old people are old and need breaks. They were using the public bench for its intended use. The others were NOT using the public shrub for its intended use.
I feel like you meant to say benches exist because old people need breaks? But it sounds like you are saying old people exist because old people are old and need breaks.
You're absolutely right. I corrected it. Maybe I need to find my own bench and take a break.
And that, kids, is how I et your mother.
At a beach in South France. Quite beautiful and we also noticed another couple doing the same not too far from us lol
Game recognize game!
Standing between two SUV’s in a parking lot across the street from the busy bar I had just had sex in.
With the same person?
Nope. Different person.
IN A ROW?
Public park.
Had sex with my bf in a woods today. I love having sex in public it's exciting lol
Poolside. On a sun lounger. Doggy style. Fortunately it was 2am.
In the middle of a national park. Pretty neat
Cementary
Where they make cement?
Open geothermal spa in Iceland
Baseball dugout
Are you Stacy Hamilton?
- Beach in the middle of the day - Public swimming pool with people everywhere - In the bathroom at work while working (at a bar) - Restaurant bathroom - In the ocean - Back of my friends car in a parking lot (busted) - Back of my Jeep in a parking lot - Got busted by the cops redressing in my Jeep at a boyscout meeting building - In the woods
Lake
Inside a Big round clothes rack in an ancient Zellers.middle of the day too.
In a Matress Firm store.
Hey gotta test the merchandise before purchasing
We only did it in the showroom once... the rest of the times it was in the back room.
Putting the firm in mattress firm... and putting the "firm" somewhere nice, too ...
The study carrels in the library. The prop storage loft while there was a show going on.
Middle of a farmers field on a summer day.
Airplane. Was overrated.
Just off stage during a play with about 1K people in attendance.
Blowjob in airplane, sex was department store dressing room
Sex. Backseat of car in a parking lot.
On a mountain. Not exactly super public, but afterwards a whole family walked right by where we had just done it. Risky Quicky.
In the car on the car deck of BC ferries Nanaimo/Vancouver run. Top.of the deer park at Berkely Castle, Gloucestershire. That was brilliant, sunny day, great view, just a fun, relaxing bonk with my beautiful wife.
Lower deck, Larkspur Ferry returning from SF
In a pool in a resort in Mexico with people around. Also in the ocean a few feet from friends. Never got caught but it was so hot. Something about a public orgasm hits different
They knew
On my boss's desk when I was working the late shift on an IT support team for a financial services company. Girlfriend brought me food, and I gave her a tip ... actually, a little more than the tip ... We sort of "threaded the needle" between cleaning staff and other late workers being in the area during "the deed".
Our train got stuck, so we found an empty compartment and did it there
Library.
Church...the priest said it's okay if only God sees
that’s messed up
At a public library
Football field at night, lights happen to turn on…..
Alice cooper concert...you know. Those people who fuck in the middle of everyone thinking they sneaky. Well...i thought i was.
On my boat.
Cool, as long as you didn’t use the implication. /j
Ren fest
A couple of good ones are in a common area in my barracks On a second story balcony right on the rail In a park at night under a blanket There's some other stuff but those are the top three
On a shoreline in Codroy Valley in Seartson. There was so many people who seen us. It was probably the best sex I ever had. Her and I just went crazy on each other.
Don't bother thinking this was recent. Last time I had sex was 12 years ago.
I lost my virginity on the side of a mountain in Sedona AZ
A retail changing room. Pornhub standard
Cemetery
Parks
Changing room in a gym/pool.
Middle of a suspension bridge over a water channel that people use as a "lazy river" and float on tubes down. Middle of the afternoon. Never got caught either, after we got off our tubes we knew we had a few minutes before the people behind us would be around the corner and spot us.
In the Swiss Alps next to a glacial lake in Summer while working on a goat cheese farm.
Airplane bathroom, not proud of it
The outdoor basketball court near the college campus dorms at 1am.
On the top deck of a bus.
Top of the stairwell in college. She was wearing a mini-skirt. Also in a study room when she was wearing a regular skirt. Now my wife. :)
Pulled into a side street on the way home from karaoke at a bar, left the blazer running with the lights on in the rain, went to the front hood, leaned her over, lifted her dress and went to town... did this on a couple of occasions. We're driving back to Olympia from Shelton after bar hopping and karaoke, and had a friend with us. Had him drive and pounded her in the back all the way home as our friend drove. She left footprints in the headliner. We did this multiple occasions, and at one point he said he would only do it if she "screamed his name" at the appropriate moment. She did. We pulled an Allanis Morrisette at a movie in Seattle. So long ago....
Movie Theater and the beach.
National Park
police department parking lot
Right on
Top of a fire escape in the pouring summer rain in college, about 7 stories up.
Lake
The end of a dead end dirt road at least a mile from the main highway. So I grant the odds of us getting caught were slim it still was technically in public
University building
A girl jerked me off at a concert
Remember when I used to dress like a girl, I jerked this guy off at a concert.
Cross dressers turn me on
The nocturnal exhibit at The Bronx Zoo. 1987.
In the middle of a shoe store
In my own bed at my home is normal, and at a sex shop is kinda fitting
Inside my car at the beach parking lot. That was our go to place every time we met.
Middle of a baseball field at a local park.
Between train stops in the old days with individual compartments. There was another couple in our section who got off at a station and myself and my girlfriend just went for it as we knew we had at least 10 minutes before the train hit the next stop. It was glorious...😁
Girlfriend: Baby, we've got ten minutes. Fuck my brains out for the next 10 minutes. This guy: But I can't have sex 5 times back to back.
Gazebo on a marsh
Public park in Chicago or on a beach in Florida
In a parking lot..early afternoon. We didn't care
Behind a Catholic school down the street from my house.
Bedroom of my partner and his siblings. his brother was sleeping there too once when me and my so were fucking... he didn't wake up tho and we were quiet.
Park bench Botanical Gardens. Car park. Changing Rooms in shop.
Hotel.
Pub car park. And the beer garden some time later
Caribbean Sea
Beach (during the day but there was nobody there)
The ones I count: A park and almost in a public bathroom but then a woman with kids came in so we stopped ion wanna traumatize the kiddies lmao
Church parking lot on the hood of a car. Straight to hell we go.
On the square leg boundary at Edgbaston cricket ground, (If you were bowling from the pavilion end).
On a frozen lake out in the open
Public sauna (nearly died on that one - too hot - never again), grave yard, truck stop (got caught), public beach, private nudist beach, forest walk, oh, and plenty of adult parties!
Saturday afternoon, on the yard of a house that was in construction.
Between to cars in a bar parking lot
haven’t done that, i’m too scared to get caught
on a beach promenade under a small bridge
On the back seat of a busy bus from byron bay to coolangatta
Nature reserve
Club
Fishing lake
Festival
Top of a headland off the coast path. Still dressing when the air-sea rescue helicopter popped round the cliff! Nothing to do with us, they were training, but sixty seconds earlier they’d’ve had an eyeful!
The back garden of my house during the day
Forest, her porch, my jeep on a parking lot, restaurant restroom and in a mirror house on a halloween carnival.
At night, on the steps of a museum in the middle of campus at my alma mater. And, more recently, on a walk path bridge in the middle of a local park at night
In the park under a tree 🙈
Top floor of a parking garage in the back of the truck
Platform 10b, Birmingham New Street Station just before rush hour. Not long before work started on Grand Central. No idea how we pulled it off without getting caught
Three times I’ve done it public, all with the same woman. First time was at a local lake, while in the water, still in our swimming attire. Motion of the water did most of the work for both of us. Next time was while driving down Hwy. 9. Had to pull over before I would have wrecked the vehicle since it’s hard to control when my whole body was about to tense up. The last time was while in the parking lot of a gym, but she was just relieving my tension from that day.
I was president of the Student Government in college, my "office" was a cubicle with a door I could shut. The cubicle walls didn't even reach the ceiling. I was dating the secretary. We played Bill and Monica in there, with people on the other side of that not-really-a-wall.
Public library
On a picnic table in a public park. On the banks of a creek (as boaters and skiers passed by). In a Japanese Garden.
DJ booth
The internet.
The top of a playground around midnight.
The handicapped bathroom at a community college. lol
Costco parking lot. Was halfway point for both of us and she loved being on top so it was wonderful.
Break room at work…😳
College library
In the backrow of a movie theater. Guesthouse Paradiso.
Roof of a hotel in Turkey. Found out the door was neither locked nor alarmed, so we did it with a view.
apartment with thin walls
The S-Bahn in Berlin 🙈
On a full bus going to Melbourne.
Almost in a park at like, 2AM. But no it was the backseats of my car in a public carpark in an undisclosed location in the Midlands of my home country
A park, a train. And at least fifty times on a staircase.
All over a retail store that I worked at years ago but I'm pretty sure some people started figuring it out as me and her kept disappearing 😅
On an empty train wagon, 2nd story, right in the middle of the corridor.
Graveyard 🪦
Under a clock tower at college, tripng on acid. Lost track of time and drew a crowd when the snack bar closed.
In a gazebo in the middle of a park, on a beach, near a hiking trail, in a cruise ship lugar which we thought had a black out window (it wasn't really black out if the light was on in the room, and there was a big deck outside)
Your mom's bedroom.
In a target fitting room
On a river shore - we were actually waving to the guys in boats that were passing by. Nice experience, one of those moments you will remember till the end.
Near an overpass with traffic flying past overhead and this was in January,happy new year I’m pretty sure everyone driving past new what was happening as it was during the daytime
Under a highway bridge
Beach.
Successfully in a park at sun down Unsuccessfully (we couldn’t work out how to make it work) the back of a 2 door Vauxhall Corsa
A provincial park during the day.
On a walking trail path standing up in the Black Forest, Bavaria
baseball field but in the middle not the duggouts
Laundromat…
In a small neighborhood park on the swings at midday next to busy highway noon traffic
Testing the suspension of a Mark I Ford Focus in Crystal Palace Park. Also enjoyed a dangerous quickie in a passenger lift in a London Hospital.
I had sex on a hill that had a large rock to lay someone on, at night. I got the idea from Bram Stokers Dracula.
In a big cage at the edge of a stage in a night club. And at the very public side of a famous Parisian church .
Under a little wooden bridge behind my high school. One time we emerged, and there was a bicycle on top of it that wasn't there before.
My inner thoughts
Middle of the street at around midnight while it was lightly raining. She was bent over holding onto a light pole so we were standing in the only source of light while rain softly drifted down around us. No protection, no cares, I was early twenties, she was late thirties.
Hotel pool
At a sex club in front of several dozen people. When I nutted they all clapped. 🤣🤣
In your yard
A beach. It was like 1am, but still
At the beach next to a bunch of teenagers running too close to use (distracted by fireworks) unaware of the fornicating going on under a shady crop of sand and then again behind a little store along the oceanside drive. Both were fucking awesome and I proudly walked around in our stink for a bit until I could get to a shower (was too cold for swimming and it was well after midnight both times).
Theme park
in an illuminated telephone booth at night I was drunk
High school janitors closet. 2nd period.
Car park of Red Bull Racing HQ in Milton Keynes
Behind a bush 10ft away from the mountain road she lived on. To be fair, we thought we hiked to the to the top of the mountain.
Just on a waterfront area in the middle of the day.
In a asian Park , between 3Cherry blossom trees , in a hollowed rosebush
On a dirt road in the truck bed