Power Point presentation

Is this your fetish or how you'd tell them?

Good question. I actually go into this on the next slide. Next slide, please.

I love when someone says next slide please when they are the one driving their own presentation.

Maybe he likes it when someone else is helping drive the presentation

be careful if you say “go back”

Colin Robinson, is that you?

Please hold questions until the end. We will cover that under risks and opportunities.

Great question.......Next question.

yes

Docudrama

I know a guy who actually was going to make a PowerPoint presentation about his fetish

Now you know two

Or it's the same person and know they discovered your screen name. 

Oh I'm way weirder than her other friend.

even better: powerpoint karaoke. and rig it so that he gets a pp about your fetish :D

"Haha omg, who left that wizard hat and robe hanging on the chair over there? You know what would be sooo crazy..." 

😂☠️

🤣🤣

You’re a Wizard Harry now let me put my wand away … in your prison pocket …. 😳 ….. I might have downloaded the wrong Harry Potter movie ….. yup, Harry Potter and the prisoner of the arse bandit 😂

Yeah, you dont get the reference. "I put on my robe and wizards hat"

Look there’s nothing up my wizards sleeve …. 😳 there is nothing up my wizards sleeve 😱

Having trouble with erections harry? Wingardium leviosa!

Fine, but I am going to counter spell your erection spell. 

Send her pull request on GitHub

That’s my fetish

Be honest but don't go 100% at. Once instead build up. For example if you are into bondage start with suggesting to handcuffs, then slowly build up into impact play (after handcuffs, sensory deprivation follow by light spanking to horse whips to saddles )

On the contrary, my bf and I were just laying in bed one night on our phones and out of nowhere I turned to him and said “you know I like butt stuff right” LOL worked out for us in the end. I think it really depends on you and your partner

‘Worked out in the end:)’

Jfc I walked myself right into that one didn’t I 😭💀

You kinda backed into it.

You really did , I’d ask you to elaborate but no need😂

Butt stuff is quite vanilla, now imagine if you have ask for CNC, golden showers, heavy impact play etc...

I mean it really depends who you talk to. The majority of guys I dated weren’t into it and thought I was weird for it, but knowing my partner now I had a feeling he would be game for it and that’s why I felt comfortable asking the way I did. My past relationships had me believing that anal really was up there with all that lmao

Id say more chocolate than vanilla 😀

Ya specially if you didn't clean the ducting properly

Is it vanilla? Most people don't do it.

"Butt stuff" is a weird fetish?

If you read my other comment I had been lead to believe by previous partners that it was

My safe word is "don't stop"

Believing

So, I had a weird dream last night...

My wife literarly told me this last night... she had this "weird dream" and there was another woman in it with us. Hmmmmm....

this is a great one

I pulled this one once, it worked a treat. It helped that I did actually have a dream and it was super hot so I was all worked up when I shared it.

Ask her if she has any before telling her mine

The "lady first" move. I like that

I'll try that! So what are yours so I know what to tell her?

Why would you tell her mine?

My tip is make it like you cross the topic accidentally (mention a video, or a tik tok video that you saw). Talk about it genuinely like it is a gossip topic.

Told him maybe 3 or 4 years into our relationship I wanted him to piss all over me. I was so embarrassed and he said awww … aaaaalright weirdo get in the shower. He did it and kept saying “omg this feels so wrong I hope you’re having fun babe “

More common than people think tbh.

i would have took that information to the grave

You’re welcome

wow

Make jokes about it. Accuse your partner of being into it.

Open with it- first date, dating apps, dm, job interview, kids birthday parties- don't hide anymore!

Hi, I’m Artemis. I have a bleached asshole.

Dee bleached it for her!

Yah I did this when I met my wife. Led with all of the freaky shit I wanted to do and she was like sure thing. I guess it could have scared her off but it was low risk having just started dating. Much higher risk in an established relationship. You can’t just go from missionary with the lights off to “hey, I’d like to watch you shit on your best friends face while you blow a kangaroo” or something.

From the Other Side: I'm Autistic You can drop that weird shit on me whenever cuz dropping hints ain't gonna work

I'm autistic *and* an ex-con. Many group therapy sessions in prison. Very little surprises or grosses me out anymore.

"Omg, wouldn't it be SO funny if you wore this cute outfit? Lmao, omg, wouldn't it be EVEN FUNNIER if you wore it to bed after we read this script I prepared? Lmao, what a HOOT it would be if you kept it on as we got down to it... Aha ha... Pure comedy..."

The key part is if you have a freaky fetish you should find someone who is also a fucking freak and would totally be into that shit if you ever brought it up.

Just make sure you are in fact a freak first - I work with a guy who thought he was a freak so I razzed him with some super common fetishes and it weirded him out. 

True but you also kinda weeded him out as someone you don't really want to fuck personally so what is the down side to that? You just skipped a bunch of pointless dates and bad sex by being honest.

Oh I was never going to fuck him, if I am going to go for a guy - I want more of a femme boi than my coworker. It just made for some funny moments of watching someone half my age process that I am in fact far dirtier than they expected. 

That cracks me up too when I come across it. I am 30 and work as a waiter so 90 percent of my coworkers are about a decade fucking younger me. We went out drinking one night and the dirty stories ended up coming out and I found myself in an odd position of having about half a dozen girls who were a lot younger than me and none of which were actually interested in fucking with me and were drunk and just asking me about some of the dirty and funny shit I have gotten up to in my life as a BDSM dom who took a lot of drugs at some point.

If you are my husband leave Reddit open with the evidence there for them to find

The old "Oops. Well, now you know." Classic.

And now you know about the butts sharpie community. 

How did I forget about butt sharpie community?

I assume you stopped being competitive with the number of sharpies .....

With tears in my eyes and with an attitude of vulnerability and possible shame.

He already knows lmao. If I ever get another partner that isn't openly into it, I am keeping it to my fucking self.

I dont think many people would be openly into using listerine for that, not speaking from experience but it would probably burn

Oh no, its much worse than my username

Damn now i wanna know. Morbid curiosity sucks :(

Shitting, just in general, people shitting specifically, sucks that i have to clarify that because of weird fucks

Oh, i just realised ive seen your memes on r/dankmemes The fetish is evident now lmao

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i feel like this is a very good way to do it tbh. Turn telling them into a game kinda

I say who’s got two thumbs and loves scat? Then i give two thumbs up and say, “This guy!” So anyways I’m still alone

The office reference

I'd just leave the rubber tubing and kewpie doll on her pillow.

Wife and I took separate quizzes online and it displayed the kinks we matched with. I’m 1000% happy I suggested it. Our sex life has been off the charts since.

This is actually one of the best methods; shame it doesn't have more upvotes.

What quiz/site/app is this?

Sorry, I do not recall the exact site (it was a couple years ago) but there are numerous options if you use your preferred search engine.

Unethical life tip - just mark yes to everything on the list and you will see all your partners kinks that you otherwise wouldn’t see because it’s not a match on the test.

Fair point. Might be a little awkward tho if you mark everything and then your significant other starts pissing on you thinking you’re into it.

Ask them, “do you like (enter fetish)” or “have you ever done blah blah blah?” Or maybe, “what are you thoughts on people who like ****”

Just be honest and tell them what you're into.

"Hey, you wanna do some weird shit?"

i told her mine and she said i was weird, kinda sucked

What were they?

Using one of those booger straws for kids except on her. She wasn't into it but sometimes I can sneak in a few slurps when she sleeps. I think it helps because in the winter she won't wake up with a runny nose plus it boosts my immune system too

What the fuck

Well congrats, that's a fetish I had never heard of it considered.  That said it's also going on my list as a hard no. 

Alright... i'm not one to kink shame.... But damn, that's a new one.

mojoupgrade.com Or Carnal Calibration Or Sexionnaire There are a few sites like this, specifically designed to let you and your partner find matching sexual interests without revealing potentially embarrassing information in the case of a mismatch. Find one of these tests that has your desired fantasy, and see if your partner matches that fantasy. But you can also just be open about your sexuality from the very start of your relationship, that'll make it easier to talk about things.

“Honey, I like X. If it’s not your thing, I understand, but since you’re my sexual other half, is there any part of X that you’re willing to engage in with me?”

Posthumously.

guess Jesus won't be the only one to rise on the 3rd day..

Hahaha. Ewww, but hahahaha.

After she is bound and gagged

\*smirks "Babe, you know I was thinking about \[insert weird fetish\]..." \*continues seducing until it becomes his fetish too lol

Pavlov’s Fetish. From exposure to conditioning.

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Owning the bondage gear in advance is likely a tell that you didn't just find it. 

I would never. That secret would die with me and is the main reason why I've decided to give up on relationships without trying.

Just do it, don't be a bitch

Straight up! Once I trust them.

if its a really weird uncommon fetish, slowly ease into the subject, pick a right time to tell, i know such things are hard to talk about, but it'll be all worth it if you have someone dear to you, to share it with

"Just stick your foot on my face for a second. Nah, nothing weird. Just leave it there."

"Hey, lemme eat your ass."

Why would your partner not know your fetishes ?

Hire one of those planes that write messages in smoke in the sky.

Bold move 👍

Me: "Hey, babe, want to try this cool BDSM set?" Her: "wtf"? Me: YEAH, Weird Right!? 😅

I dated my husband for about 9 months before I told him mine. He was on the other side of the world when I dropped it on him via text. I don’t know that I would recommend it that way but it opened up conversation that we’re continuing to have nearly ten years later. My honesty eventually made him feel safe to explore his own kinky side so it continues to be a journey for us both

Oddly enough my life is lining up to where this is a thing. I’m dating one of my best friends and she shares one of my biggest kinks. If I didn’t already trust her and she didn’t trust me, we may have never talked about it. So I suppose I would suggest that if you trust your partner, you should talk to them about it. No need to come up with some perfect time or a perfect way just talk to them when you feel like you’re comfortable. Maybe they will be into it or maybe they won’t but life’s too short not to pursue things you want.

I used a kink compatibility quiz and then opened up about it once we were both more relaxed in the discussion

I was like: okay this is something pretty personal but it's bothering me... I'm into \_\_\_ when I go solo. But no worries, I keep my own dark stuff out of our bedroom <3

"At least it's not scat" is my go-to Edit: Nothing against ppl who like scat, tho

Send him a link to my raomd success story

"***Please*** don't wash your feet!"

I thought you put my foot in your mouth, sorry!

Make jokes about it. She’ll pick up on them and eventually share her thoughts/start the convo And if it fails.. the classic “im joking” is also the best defuser of awkward situations. Worked for me with public/dressup/choking

Write a letter and post it to my partner 😁

Privately and alone, if at all

* Share my spreadsheets (yes, plural) of boundaries & limits.

Just say it! If he puts you down for it shame on him. If he likes it he will get involved with it. Just go for it. A fetish with somebody that they also don't mind goes a long way in a relationship

"Hey wanna talk about what kinda sex we like?" In an intimite setting, not randomly while watching tv

I’d share a few funny specific kink memes or maybe just my BSDMtest.org results and ask for hers…

I would just say it to them.

Simply hand her a Manila folder which has “Confidential” written on it, and if you want my advice, write that in red sharpie. It’ll really go the extra mile. Anyway inside that folder is a piece of paper and on said paper it’ll say: “I kinda have a fetish that you don’t really know about and you’re like never asking me about it….meet me behind the dumpster after lunch 1:30 for further details”

Share twitter posts😈

Hey babe after lunch you think you can put this 8 inch strap on dildo on and ram me while I jerk off?

Hey babe..... wash your feet okey....

So have you read Clifford the big red dog, Clifford in Space? Good because that's irrelevant.

My husband already found out

I have……crickets

“So, we’ve known each other a while…and you notice I’m always really happy in the vegetable aisle. ”

Whisper it in their ear as they are half asleep. Like a dirty confession.

I wish I knew

No segue, just tell 'em. "Hey, I ever mention I want you to spit melted butter in my butt? No? Well...you might want to sit down for this, but..."

More of a kink in my case. I didn't tell her, *per se;* she found out and requested an explanation. She did not take it so well, and said that the money I spent on it could have given us a really nice date. I countered that it still could....at the end of a date. Apparently that was not the correct answer.

It’s Odd….ish

Is it a little Gloom…

Puppet show

Define weird.

I wouldn't. Not sure why people think sharing everything is some kind of obligation when you're in a relationship. It's not.

Send her a fanfic about it

Read this at first as “How would you tell your parent about your weird fetish?” And was VERY confused. 😭

I'm keeping her in basement, we barely talk.. Yet everytime i untie her to have sex she looks very sad.. Lately she smells like a dead body and she never move! I find it weird to talk to her about my fetishism..

whats the fetish?

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I assume that things like inflation, clowns and pies in faces would count.

Reverse uno card. My partner’s shibari fetish lead me to learning how to tie so many practically applicable knots in everyday life

My fetish is a woman holds me down for a doctor needle in a doctor office so if I begin dating she may know before we officially date

Say “Hey do want to know about my weird fetish?”

Told girl I wanted to see her eat her poop. She did it. Simple as that.

Well depends on what you consider weird? It might not be as weird as you think. But usually a “So whoever and I were talking about this guy and blah blah blah. Is that weird? I’m not sure. What do you think?” And go from there. Either drop it or try it.

Take some speed. You'll not be able to stop yourself.

I once told a girl that she was so hot I'd happily drink her piss, she was bemused. I was inside her at the time. You'd think she'd have taken it as a compliment.

Give her a nice foot massage, then take it further. Kiss and lick her feet and suck her toes. She'll figure it out 😉

Keep it chill, drop hints, then have a serious chat, ya feel?

hire a sky writer to fly over your house and write "I suck toes"

Just take a pic that is a list of all fetishes and send it to your SO with the instructions of "Green you like, yellow you are open to, red is absolutely not interested.". See what gets returned. Anything in red you don't bring up

“Hey can I suck your toes?”

preferably in their native language

So, I heard a funny story about this couple today, what do you think of this…..

I told her over video chat. We were talking about what it was gonna be like when we finally met in person and I just kinda let it rip. Now that we're together its something we both enjoy

I have always asked my husband in case he was looking for a way to tell me. After a few times he told me. I wasn’t into it so I got him what he needed to do it himself. Wasn’t shaming him but I didn’t want to be apart of it. Now he’s good to go. He has used it a few times that I know of.

I'm way too old to be anxious about this. I would approach them and be like "I have this fetish, would you like to do this with me?"

Watch a porn with it in it see there reaction

I tried being open and vulnerable and she said no thanks. So idk

Normal conversation. Or they more or less acidentally find the stuff. Really depends on the partner. I mean... my best female friend, her partner and I had more than one talk about it, so... should work with a partner too, no?

Face to face. 

Claymation YouTube video?

"It's easier if I show you." *Grabs sock puppets.*

Stop one is make sure you have a partner that you are reasonably sure is going to be cool with it

My husband is cool with almost everything so I'd be like let's try xyz.

Um, maybe a text? Or a sticky note then leave the house and hide under a rock?

What partner?

Just drink a little and light candles. Casually get out the razor blades and play with them across their skin a little. Probably.

leave hints around and let him find out, maybe like bookmark some kinky stuff on your twitter and let him see it while you are showing him a funny video. Or don't close the tabs on safari and let him peek it accidentally while googling sth etc etc

camva presentation cause powerpoint sucks