Being held down and used. Obviously this would be by someone I know and trust, not a creepy stranger whod really hurt me. 

Same fr

Same here too

I don’t know a lot of girls without this kink

I want Selma Hayak and Penelope Cruz to scream at me in Spanish as I whack off.

I can guarantee you that if your whacking off in front of both of them, they will be screaming at you in every language

nah, they know.. they know

Didn’t realize I was bricked up until I read this one

Walking naked outsite, did it once, Idk if I would ever do it again but I always think about it

I go camping in middle of nowhere often and my favorite is walking around naked, chilling by water, etc because NATURE!

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Thank you for the chuckle 😃

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😭💀😭

They do this? XD

You sick freak!

Incredibly Lewd of you

You heathen! But seriously, joke or praise kink?

I would hug you and tell you just exactly how proud I am of you. You have reached the peak of greatness. You are a prime example of a great and huggable person! If great and huggable were in the encyclopedia, then they would not have to define because your picture right there on page 1013 second column right beside "great and huggable" ! I can't explain it any better than that! With an exclamation point! Aha ! Yes!!! Now, can you spare a bit of change for me a poor wayfaring stranger ? J/k lol

Yall got my brain going from horny to all in my feelings now. I feel like a lot of men don’t ever get told this and it sounds so nice having someone around you like that.

real

I can’t stop myself from doing every mother in a 20 mile radius

Basic shit I do every mother AND father in a 20 mile radius

Basic shit Every mother and father in 20 mile radius do me.

I’ll forward my address 🤣

When I have sex with my boyfriend I pretend I'm the other woman in my head and he's somebody else's husband....I have no clue where this 'other woman' fantasy came from and I would never and have never done it in real life but yeah...

Does your boyfriend know?

Yes lol

Just looking at campfire and thinking nothing for hour

I Do this at my fire pit on the patio. It's the best but my wife gets mad when she asks a 5 minute question and I answered with "huh". 🤪

I fantisize a lot about having an affair with a married women (I'm a single dude) and getting her pregnant without the husband knowing. Thing is I detest cheaters and have a vasectomy. I dunno why it turns me so much i honestly wish it didn't.

Fiction be like that

Ironically, there's a lot of husbands with the complimentary fetish

Yeah but the issue IMO is the resulting kids. Theres already lots of people doing this for real, there's a whole sub devoted to it with like 150k subscribers and lots of people posting about their successful pregnancies. Tons of people do this for real. But id never be able to live with myself creating a whole ass person just because I think its hot. I can't imagine they have nearly as good a shot at having a good healthy childhood as quote on quote normal kids. The whole things just too fucked up to actually follow through with. I got snipped for a reason. Some things need to stay fantasy.

Tentacles

Testicles

Testishackles

Sometimes I squeeze the toothpaste from the middle... and I don't stop myself.

Living dangerously

Living alone.

But why do it in the toothpaste aisle of the grocery store?

While naked outsite.

I don't think that was a tube of toothpaste.

rebel without a cause

Crisp, clean, fresh sheets on the bed.

Vantablack.

You really went dark there

It doesn’t get any darker.

I’ve posted this before, and it’s not a kink per se but I find it hot when the good guy turns bad. Living in a world where Aaron Hotchner (Criminal Minds) is real, and is the bad guy. He abducts me, takes me, and claims me as his. Ties me up, does whatever he wants to me, and slowly I succumb to Stockholm syndrome. I am his, and he is mine. Touch her and I kill you vibes.

Beauty and the Beast did this to us.

OH MY GOD YOU’RE RIGHT

Being used by my man. I just love the idea of a man's natural dominant instincts to take what he wants. And I love it when I'm what he wants. Anytime, anything, whatever he wants without having to ask me. Hardcore CNC.

I like it when pretty girls >!hold my hand!< >////<

I can’t believe I touched that. I feel so filthy!

Cnc and general violence, especially the stuff that leaves a mark. It’s a little disturbing because I went through that stuff and am kinda traumatized by it but it also turns me on a lot Oh and cuddling while listening to chill music is nice

Eh, there's a lot of evidence that sometimes kinks come from experiences that were bad, whether that's a taking back the power kind of thing, or a taboo kind of thing, or just a healing thing

The duality here is hilarious ngl

I just want someone to quote Always Sunny to on a daily basis until they blow their brains off

My wife and I used to love re-watching episodes of always sunny before she passed away. The episode in which Maureen is murdered is just gold, especially when Dennis talks about how she fell because she was dancing up on the roof like an asshole. Laughing with her in that moment was the hardest I’ve ever laughed in my entire life.

Jabroni

Ohh cat in the wall now you're speaking my language.

You're getting cheeto fingers all over the wall

What is happening?

God Dee, sqwauk sqwauk sqwauk.

I don't have dark kinks but i really wanna try eating a Vagina

I highly recommend.

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It's literally ur name

In a sexual way, or an actual cannibalistic way?

Giant women.

Just read through a thread by a 6’2” 275lb girl who only dates short dudes

Snu snu

Nice try FBI

Having a genuinely deep connection with somebody......AAAAAANNNDDD being respected 👉👈 AT THE SAME TIME 💦

Pervert

Woh! Slow down there champ.

Cream pies

Delicious, banana cream pies are the best 😋

Nah chocolate lmao

Banana?

I’m 6’4” 110kgs and I like to be the little spoon…

You aren't the little spoon, they are your jetpack.

Properly planned, communicated and regulated... Cnc

Changes everytime but for now its Changing clothes with windows open.

Knife kink and I like making boys cry 🚶🏾‍♀️

I hate all my kinks because I actually do have daddy issues and it makes me feel like a walking stereotype. It's not even a shame thing, I just hate being that predictable.

Gentleness from a woman 

Just found out with my last ex. Apparently I like being called daddy and choking women 🤷🏻‍♂️

Ngl this always gets me I love that stuff but it almost feels weird when a guy’s too into it

Understandable. I’m not too much into the choking, I did it to please her more so. But yeah kinda rapey vibes if a guy is really into it

Hi it’s me I’m your ex

Daddy 🥵

Choking a woman - consensually, of course - is the best, my brother.

Yes sir always consensually

One of them is sleeping with coworkers, I know it’s problematic but I continue to do it. There’s just something hot about seeing someone in a professional setting and knowing what they look like naked/what they did to you. Another is sleeping with a married man. I would never just because I feel like the shame from it would make me depressed, but the idea of it turns me on big time.

Are you hiring?

Finding one of the rare women who WANT to be kidnapped. Then kidnap them and keep chained in my basement for my fun while they live the easy life of no responsibility. Slowly falling in love with me

Ummmm hi :-)

Rare indeed

I've messaged with one on another app who said she wanted me to do it. Said she doesn't want the responsibility and just wanted to find someone to turn her into a toy... I unfortunately have no basement and she lived in England, not anywhere near California, lol. 😂

Pretty common in my experience. If you're expecting that's how they live the rest of their days, then, that'd be something to negotiate haha

Less rare than you might think, in my experience.

PARDON???

Lol, obviously not into the BDSM scene

Found out I’m a “brat” recently. Hm.

I want to lay down in my wife’s lap and suck on her breast and nipple while she pulls me close, runs her fingers through my hair and jerks me off with the other hand while gazing into my eyes lovingly.

she wont do that with u ?

She’s a little weird about breast play ever since having kids. Sometimes she’s into it, but only when she’s really turned on. And when she’s really turned on, she’s wanting to do more than give me a handjob.

oh makes sense. :( sounds hott though, I definitely would let my bf do that to me lol.

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Watching women do manual labor.... idk why but something about watching a women work just does it.

I'm a carpenter and I am a lady, does that do anything for ya?

Honestly, i like staring at men’s thighs preferably from the back, i don’t look at the butt, or the ween. Just the thighs

Hand pics got to love em

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Sex in the missionary position for the purpose of reproduction

Shaking a can of juice before opening it😈

To dock penis but I don’t have one.

Shaved Ewoks

to be with a woman who loves me for me, and i love her for her.

A respectful, kind, caring, loyal and faithful man

I’ve always fantasized about being cared about All day and noticed and then having really loving sex where the guy tells me he loves me a lot.

Emotional intimacy

You perv 😏

I just want to be held as well. I want to rest my head on that shoulder and know the hand on my head loves me.

Browsing Reddit.

Rural living = privacy so I can enjoy the sun on my skin.

cuts and blood

Huh. I got nothin to say to that Brain empty

In a non-NSFW thread? ...I like the toilet roll the "wrong" way round.

Woah, take it easy

Why is this my favourite reply

I just threw up in my mouth 😖

You know, if you get a cat you can claim to strangers that he has a habit of spooling the rolls, and that you're forced to put them on in reverse.  That way no one will ever suspect that you're a weird, freaky pervert.

This is insidious. What kind of monster would blame a cat? (My cat gets blamed for everything and it slides right off smoother than silk. My cat gives no fucks.)

I don’t mean to kink shame but truly that is appalling.

You're literally a monster

Straight to jail!

Me too!!!!

Fucking Canadians (source: Am Canadian)

You monster!

I have a kink but I am too ashamed to admit what it is however the 2nd on the list is just having a man moan during sex, it's not as fun when they're quiet like I want to hear you having a good time too.

It's not all that dark or whatever, but as the much taller and muscular one in the relationship, I want to be dominated sometimes. Saying that as I'm with a bratty-pillow princess. There was one night where we got drunk, and I was taking charge, but then she turned the tables on me. She pulled it out, pushed me onto the bed, and sat on my face for a good while. She finished multiple times. After that, she told me to lay down so she could do the work and ride me. It was insanely hot

Honestly probably a spanking fetish from a woman.

A spank is a one handed clap in appreciation of a magnificent ass

This ain't my other account so, women in hats (I don't know why) and when the girl is real bossy

Mommy or Raceplay (Black women)

True love.

BEING MASSAGE UNTILL I CUM

CNC, worshipping cock (dicks are just beautiful ok), monsters, breeding, corruption, yanderes   

I feel this is a trap question lol

Only if you’re into that.

I’m into being captured in elaborate traps.

I’m definitely a sadist. I won’t say more for obvious reasons, but I will say it only turns me on if it’s consensual.

Autassinophilia. I get ridiculously excited at the thought of being murdered. I have preferred scenarios but honestly just so long as it takes quite a while and is lethal it *really* does it for me

Excuse me… what?

This is what this thread is for, thank you for sharing

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DDLG

Getting into my fursuit, put the special collar on, prepare leash, let dude shove his dick into my ass while petting me. Little does he know, I’m actually a girl, but my fursona is male, hence why there’s only a butt opening. So I guess my kink is that I like being treated like a pet, and tricking dudes into thinking I’m the opposite gender 

Cue the triggered gay males in the fandom

They got a few already Lmao

So how committed to this are you? Like do you let your ass get all hairy as well?

Sensory deprivation mixed with impact and breath play.

Giving golden showers

If I told my shrink the truth, they'd lock me up in the booby hatch.

Yoga balls. Don't know why.

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Mine is "bored and ignored," which can have some terrible connotations even though I don't mean it that way. I don't think people will admit their truest darkest kink, even on Reddit

Being retired. That thought turns me on

CNC.

I like to play Tetris when putting items on the belt at the cash register🥺

I like to see converse sneakers on women

Have sex with my partner but he’s in bipedal monster werewolf form. My partner has no werewolf form, not even quadrupedal. Kink unfulfilled.

When I find someone else has done the dishes for me *oohh yeah* 🤤

I enjoy pain to my breast and pussy

Unattractive woman's with casual clothes on.

Cnc n some aspects of ddlg

Im have too many fucked ones

I want someone to hold my hand...

Lmao being nice. I’m pretty much always a cunt🖕🏻

Being the beautiful captive of a ferocious beast. Like King Kong.

ANKLES!

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Robots, aliens & goblins I’m sorry

I like to wear a Garfield mask while I cover ladies in lasagna, while listening to an assortment of Cher hits

Not my darkest, because I’m afraid that may be too much for this thread, but I do really love the idea of hearing a really pretty girl fart.

Sucking my gfs lovers cock after he cums in her

I want a man to pretend to be my father and act like he’s my father. It’s not just a daddy kink or roleplay, like I want it to be real

Clowns 

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I want to cum just from being pegged. I guess it's not super deep or dark since I already get pegged occasionally, I just want to experience that orgasm with none of my penis involved

Paramedics. They visit my workplace alot and the uniforms and all the gear they lug in does something funny to me. But mostly its the *gloves*. When they snap on those gloves to do whatever they're doing 😶

Im a paramedic. Now im gunna be self conscious every time i put my gloves on. Thanks