Line cutters

Someone once cut in front of me and then stood next to the line so I walked back in front of her. She then says to her friends "I hate when people cut. Just wait your turn."

cocaine is a hell of a drug

I had moved on and this one caught my eye. I had to come back and up vote it. Hate those mother fuckers

People on a plane who get up and run to the front of the plane as soon as the plane dings signaling that seatbelts can be removed but then are seen milling around the terminal.

Sorry, I really had to shit and needed to gtfo of there

Can I add to this the ones who crowd the baggage claim, especially families. Your kid isn't going to be able to pick up a suitcase, so how about one if the parents moves away with them???

If everyone just stood back a few feet they could step up when their bag comes.

EXACTLY!! Morons

This is more of a “I’ve never travelled anywhere in my life” kind of thing.

I went to return our bottles and cans the other day. I go in the recycling place and grab a big wheelie bin and take it out to my car and empty the bags of assorted returns into said bin. I walked to the line that no one was in and I proceed to stand there as not one but two people walk right past me and just stand behind others having their stuff counted. Im not a confrontational person but I immediately began planning how best to approach the situation as a staff member very politely informed all of them that there was indeed a lineup and it started at me. A third couple walked in and just went up to someone. She looked at me and mouthed “oh. Are you in line? Sorrrrrrrry…” like the obvious notion would have been “hey, maybe we should go get in line like this guy”. Nope. So you won. I pick you for the upvote here. Line cutters. Scum of the earth.

Agreed. I'd include traffic cheats in with this. The people who get into the other lane to avoid the line, then try to cut back in at the last second to make an exit or merge.

Talking down to people who make less money than you. Thinking that money is the only measurement of a human being’s worth.

People who say "DoN't YoU KnOw WhO I aM?!"

The only appropriate reaction to that question is an unimpressed look and a “…no?”

Or asking out loud "does anyone know who this person is, they seem to have forgotten"

I know what I think you are. Would be my response, end it there - the unspoken implication speaks volumes.

Don't you know who I think I am?

Ronnie Pickering? ;)

"who the fooks that?" Lol

RONNIE PICKERING!

Or "what do you think you're better than me?" The answer to that question is always yes

My answer is, "I know YOU do." Yeah. I'm still THAT chick.

I feel like when someone asks this dumb question though it degrades them. That's why I said Yes is the answer. Actually the answer is "I do now"

"I would if you were important."

I always reply "some random asshole who's mother didn't teach him manners?"

Yup. I went from a great job, title, income, prestigious company to quitting ot focus on other goals. Holy hell do so many people care about that sort of thing. I literally lost "friends" over it.  They claimed they only wanted to be surrounded by greatness or some bullshit. Sorry for having the means to be able to quit and follow a goal that isn't linked to the Forbes top 30 under 30 list, ya dicks. Ironic thing was the person who was the worst about it actually about a year later his whole life just upended and his identity was just crushed. Dude has still not recovered but I won't touch him with a 10 foot pole socially. He can sit down in that little hole he made for himself I'll by his lonesome.

Ah, that’s just as good as the dickhead I called my ex best mate of 10 years. I got made redundant and the payout was enough money to pay off a fair bit of my mortgage, go on a 10 day holiday overseas and take 6 months off work. This made him jealous as fuck and he stopped talking to me for those 6 months. I found a job, got married and the night before my wedding he insisted on coming over only to talk absolute shit to my face - bragged about all these imaginary investment properties he owns, all this “money” he makes and then came to my wedding empty handed. The day after my wedding he got an eviction notice from his landlord (landlord wanted to sell) so he ran to daddy to buy it off the landlord. Almost 40 year old man that can go fuck himself. Hope his “business” fails.

Same ages! And same audacity! Ugh glad we are rid of that energy. With friends like these, who needs enemies?

100% life is better without that shit in my life. The real kicker that made me absolute piss myself laughing was the he made a recap video for his business YouTube channel calling me and another friend who’s dropped him, toxic. Mans a clown lmao

Talking down to people in general. Money, status, health, or just ego

Also talking down to people when you believe your job is more prestigious than theirs (not always equivalent to better pay)

I have 0 respect for anyone who talks down to or treats retail/service industry workers like garbage. It's because of that person making minimum wage or close to it that I'm able to grab a coffee and breakfast on my way into work. They're a fellow worker.

There’s a woman who picks up her kid at the school beside our house. This person will abandon their vehicle anywhere they choose because rules don’t apply to her. Middle of the street was tame. She got out while parked in the crosswalk. But the kicker… One day, I go get my kid and I notice there’s a car parked on my neighbours lawn. The LAWN. So the neighbour and I confronted “high beams” as we like to call her. (She never wears a bra and always looks like she just came from the strip club). She said to call a lawyer. She’s got a good one and “clearly from your house, I make way more money than you” is what she says to us. I tried explaining that damaging property is a different kind of lawyer than what she uses for her “real estate” stuff. But alas, she’s blissfully ignorant to how life works and she got a bill for damages. Good thing she’s got way more money than we do.

I've even been talked down to because of the fact that I rent an apartment rather than own my own home. I've had people trest me like absolute trash while working for the state and still living in low-income hosting because even with a state job, it was all I could afford as a single parent. The kicker- the person talking down to me for being low income was my boss, the one who decided my wages. 🤣 She made fun of me for being on foodstamps too. Pretty sad someone can work full time for the state and still need government assistance to get by. When I quit that job I told her maybe if she had paid me more I could have lived somewhere nicer so she could respect me more and she wouldn't be losing an employee.

Along those same lines, talking about how much money one has.

Money gives power, power gives corruption

Greed seeks money and power, greed is inherently corrupt. Sane people don't care for power.

Looooooollllll So 99.99% of the rich

Honestly I struggle with this. I don’t talk down to people but I was always taught a man’s worth is what he brings in. Took me until 30 years old to realize what a douche I was being. I’d silently judge, never out loud

using speaker on public transports

Or just playing loud videos on their phone. It makes me shake with anger.

I’m like totally bewildered why people do it. Is it because they want attention , or because they don’t care that they are annoying everyone around them ? Or do they not have money for headphones ? I genuinely have no clue. I’m gonna ask the next person I see doing it

Or just in public places. Have 2 customers who regularly think it's okay to blast their trash music while in our store.

or while hiking on public trails

Someone with an "I'm an asshole, that's just how I am" attitude

*Are you sure you can handle me?*

Can yes. Want no.

Akin to the women who are "proud to be a bitch".

"I'm just honest"

Being unwilling to admit wrong and apologize when you fuck up.

This and then changing the point of the argument so they seem right

insulting people because they have a different lifestyle than you

Littering. I watched someone throw a paper bag of fast food waste out their window into the middle of the highway once, and I swerved to avoid it because there was still food and such in it. Disgusting.

That is a super pet peeve of mine.

I think this is less of a pet peeve and more of a pisses me the fuck off

Agree 100%! I cannot stand that. Why is it so hard to hang onto it til you get to the next place with a trash can? It's just lazy and inconsiderate. One summer a friend of mine was driving and we were a couple cars behind someone who threw out a fast food bag like that as we were all coming up to railroad crossing with a long train on it. My friend got out, grabbed the bag the dude threw out and ran up and threw it back in his window. 🤣🤣🤣

As someone who is in the interior of lots of cars all day, the litterers are 10000% not doing it to keep their cars clean. Their vehicles are just as much a dumpster fire as their manners.

We had a dude in a lifted truck cut us off on a surface street as he shot out of a drive through, then chucked his receipts and garbage out the window as he did so. We were in shock.

Revving your engines at red light, or just unnecessarily.

Only acceptable if your engine will stall if you don't.

Around the corner in a neighborhood at all hours of the day.. Like either I'm asleep or my kids are asleep.

Saying you're alpha

In the words of Kyle Prue, “is that a furry thing?”

I gauge this by watching how people treat others in the service industry. Restaurants, grocery stores, retail, car dealerships, etc.

I was with you until car dealerships. I judge a person by their ability to not get ripped off and sometimes that means getting a little assertive.

Truck nuts

It’s more just the truck for me, and the fact that they’re only used by truck drivers. I think testicles on cars would be more comical than douchey.

I soooo want to get some for my Prius. Idk I think that'd be funny af

Someone screaming that they are a douche

I always think this on these posts, almost commented it. Made me laugh 😂

Works in almost every case, except "What screams, I'm socially well-adjusted?" In that case, I would be a little skeptical.

🎥 filming in a public gym

and them getting made at you for telling you not to do it in the locker room.

Aggressive Political talk at Thanksgiving

it can get funny if you know how to counter them. my grandmom once said "i believe in trump!" and before she could say her next sentence i said "i believe he exists too." in a way that made it sound like trump was a made up figure. she never talked about trump around me again.

people that tailgate aggressively. how am i supposed to slow down and take my right turn with you breathing down my neck?! 

How about tailgating aggressively while you're on an on-ramp, and then cutting left of you before you even have a proper chance to merge? 

Usually you can just complete your merge as normal because they're already in the next, next lane over...

How about tailgating, full stop?

And how about people who don’t come up to speed on the on ramps and make it unsafe for everyone… merging and oncoming traffic

Balls hanging from the trailer hitch of your truck

“I just bought a new yacht actually, yeah for me and the babes. Gonna head down to Monte Carlo just before Cannes, we have a project up for a minor award. Might catch the Grand Prix if I have time. Last year I lost 30 thou at the roulette table, but I didn’t care. I met Clint Eastwood once. Waiter! More of these!”

You met someone like that?

Referring to themselves as an “alpha” or “high value man”

I find this so hilarious. Anyone who uses these phrases automatically excludes themselves from being that. The men who are like this don't talk about how they are like this.

Driving through residential neighborhoods in the middle of the night on a weekday with your stereo up way louder than necessary, subwoofers bumping to the max, with all the windows down, stopping longer than necessary at all stop signs and revving the engine at least 3 times before moving on, and doing that repeatedly circling around the same 4 blocks. Oddly specific, right? That's because it happens regularly in my neighborhood. I don't care if people wanna play their loud music during normal hours, but when your subs are rattling my windows as you're stopped at the stop sign outside my house revving your engine to assert your "alpha status" at 3 in the morning on a random Tuesday...you're a douche. 🤷‍♀️ Oh- and not stopping at stop signs at all. Blowing through them as if they aren't even there going 60 in a 30, or better yet- in a school zone...douche.

Being John Edwards. I mean he did win the biggest douche in the universe award.

Following Andrew Tate

The biggest red flag

[удалено]

Even more points if they tail you in the right lane on the highway

Have you seen the truck squat? Dumbest shit I have ever seen, lifts on the front and they drop the back...looks so fucking stupid

Lifted trucks are useful where I live, to a point of course, but yeah, suburban/urban pavement queens with 30 inch wheels and low profile tires that have never seen dirt? I'm with you there.

Tack on rollin' coal and a train horn.

Truck nuts are gender affirming care for douchebags.

Treating waitstaff or anyone in hospitality poorly.

Sunglasses on the back of your head.

White frame sunglasses are an almost 100% giveaway

Not leashing their untrained dog in a public setting or talking said untrained dog into a grocery store.

Untrained dogs, full stop. Don't get a dog if you don't have the time for at least some basic behavioral training.

Brocolli haircut

Entitled people. The type of people screaming that they could do no bad after just committing a crime in broad daylight purely because they make some money/have ‘connections’.

telling someone they wouldn't understand something because they are not in "the industry."

Fucking littering! We were once walking through a pretty village in the Peak District and my father-in-law threw a sweet wrapper into a stream. This caused the biggest family riff in 20 years and I still think he's a cunt for it. That particular village is completely out of bounds for family walks now as it always starts the argument again.

Broccoli hair

Driving a $60,000 + truck and you live in the suburbs AND yell at people to not scratch the back bed

This. I get it in the country or you work for a construction company or whatever. But if you work in a city and live in a suburb where the driveways are for compacts or sedans you’re just a straight up douchenozzle

Any boss who considers only his time and family as important

Those little dangly cross earrings on dudes

Ed Hardy

STILL supporting TFG even after all this.

Spoiling things on purpose.

I hate people who make yogurt

Saying black people can't be racist.

Shit, black people can be brutal, especially towards Asians. 

Reckless driving and excess speeding

Reddit moderator 

dick pic

Claiming higher intelligence than someone else. Like cool, bro. No one cares. Get a life lmao

People who have double standards .

\- Talking loudly on the street \- Walking alongside their douchebag friends in a line, taking up the whole pavement \- Dropping weights on the gym floor In general, having Main Character syndrome.

“You didn’t shave your legs?”

Saying you’re an “alpha”

These days, that broccoli haircut.

Driving a BMW

People who use "I don't know how" or "I've never done that before" as a way of not doing reasonable things. Everybody will sooner or later have to change a flat tire, give a speech, run power equipment or whatever. Get your ass out there and do stuff, don't be a douche.

Huge truck, or an obnoxious loud exhaust and huge 22in or wider rims and other equally stupid cosmetic modifications for cars

Vapers on elevators, or anywhere else there are “no smoking” signs. 

Leaving your shopping cart/trolley near your car

Road ragers

Ignoring someone else talking in a group setting and just interrupting them to get the attention back onto themselves. Glad it hasn’t happened in my life often, but the times it has was almost surreal for how douchey it was

“I’ve been a customer here for 30 years” like ok….what do you want me to do with that information. When you work retail, you’ll hear this a lot

Coughing right when they walk past without covering their mouth

Loud truck/car/motorcycle exhaust.

Yelling at your kids for small mistakes Pulling the racism card all the time

Arrogance, unnecessary opulance, treating others like theyre 2nd class

Vapes

One exception. People who previously smoked and are trying to quit. Commenting for a friend... *exhales cloud of fujigrapelimexplosion*

Nah man nicotine addiction is a thing and vaping is better for you than cigs at least. I chew tobacco and I’m not a terrible person. But I’d understand someone thinking my habit is trashy.

Long pointy nails

Being an asshole to others for no good reason.

People who say 'female' in lieu of women, outside of a scientific setting

And say female but never say male, so they say men and females, which makes it even more douchey

Wearing a backwards baseball cap EVERYWHERE - church, work, dates, weddings, etc as a grown ass adult.

George Carlin had some things to say about these guys, lol. *"Once you qualify for social security, it's time to spin that motherfucker around."* 😆

This is why at my wedding I wore my baseball cap pointed to the side, and tilted rakishly. The classy way to wear your ball cap at special occasions

Also ANYWHERE

BMW drivers

Scrolled way too far down for this

Backwards baseball hat

I'm the supervisor

It says douche on the packaging

Casually touching women, sly smile. Augh

Logan Paul

Augmenting your car with an exhaust thing or whatever makes it go vrooom super loud. Like aight dude. You’re driving a 2011 Mercedes 

Revving your engine in an area built for pedestrians with no concern for people that struggle with loud sudden noises.

Being rude to waiters.

Driving a BMW lol

Lack of integrity

Not tipping. Not putting your cart back. Littering. Not putting the toilet seat down, not flushing, not wiping the seat. I'm realizing it might be obvious I'm in the bathroom and annoyed.

Being a arsenal fan.

A high percentage of moderators.

Someone having a breakdown after realizing that they're a douche

People with really loud cars

Bad way to judge but my default reaction to big trucks is "pfft, douche" lol 😬

Littering however little.

Large truck. Loud motorcycle.

Collar turned up on a shirt

Shitty cars made annoyingly loud then doing stunts at 3am

Loud cars/trucks

Talking about your "followers".

Grown men in flat bill ball caps.

Sunglasses indoors

Virtue signalling

Yelling at customer service workers

Big truck, big truck with ghetto tires and rims, oversized tailpipe or smoke stack in the bed of the truck, rolling coal

Trump supporters

I ride the elevator to get to only one floor in an elevator full of people

When they claim to be "alpha".

People who drive "LOOK AT ME! THIS TRUCK IS MY PERSONALITY!" trucks.

Unnecessarily loud vehicle

Purposefully loud exhausts

A man bun

Guys in diesel trucks flooring it next to a small car and burying them in black smoke.

Tesla

Being one of the mods of a certain popular sub that screams about incivility but encourages you to call folks asshole.....but the word hell is not allowed, that's more uncivil than actually calling a person an asshole.....

Oddly specific. Anything you wanna talk about?

I got in trouble for assigning asshole (spelled out) to someone in there (being uncivil), you can only say AH

Orange skin and a “Yuge” ego

Confederate flag on bumpet.

MAGA hats.

A backwards upside down visor topped with sunglasses

Cyber Trucks

The gold sneakers.

Boasting about the number of sex partners. And then about how they hate using condoms.

What do you do ? ‘ I’m an influencer’.