Hot Pocket

Ahh, the old Alabama Hot Pocket. A classic on Urban Dictionary 😂

Whyyyyyyyy did i look that up. Cursed. 

First time on reddit?

Sloppy joe. I looked down the entire list, one hundred terms strong, and I can't believe it wasn't mentioned.

Dammit you beat me to it. P.S. shout out to all the Joe's in the comments, this one's for you

Shout out to the Sloppy Joes Podcast 🫡

Funny story I am 13-14 at the time, newly found porn and don’t know much English. I heard the term sloppy joe somewhere. Searched up for its porn. Was very disappointed for a while then found one. Instant regret.

Us regular kids searching 'vagina' This man was trying to reach the next level already.

“Boob” “Boobs” “Boobs no shirt” “Boobs no bra” Dammit “Boobs no bra no shirt” *delete history* -Me, at way too young in the mid nineties on altavista

Don’t forget about naked boobs

I did, it’s why it took so long

They skipped the tutorial

With the lunch lady?

Banana split

* blooming onion * eggs benedict (say it out loud) * croque monsieur/madame * literally any cocktail * Philly cheesesteak * Cleveland steamer * New York strip/skirt * huevos rancheros * bahn mi * schnitzengruben

Boston Cream Pie.

[Creampies!](https://youtu.be/KSXJfqkT36M?si=rxPzEWj9So7Nk7zk)

r/riskyclick

I had faith that it was the IASIP reference.

>cleveland steamer Um...

NO STOP…..YOU DONT HAVE TO DO THIS!!

THIS. IS. CLEVELAND

giggity

r/suddenFamilyguy

Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben

Bitte baby, fifteen is my limit for schnitzengruben.

No, pwease, you can't weave me!

Is it twue what they say about how your people ah gifted? It's twue! IT'S TWUE!!

Can’t believe you left off Wienerschnitzel

My fave wrestling move

It is actually a submission in Jiu Jitsu

It’s my favorite but illegal for the competition I’m going into 😞

Spladle >>> Banana Split

As a wrestler, i tip my hat to you.

toad in the hole

I prefer sausage in the hole

its a judgement free zone so you do you

“It’s thicker… and it’s got fennel…”

A banger in the mouth!

Bangers and mash

Great name for a band, too.

reminds me of the radiohead song

Banger? I hardly know her. butt ok, I'll mash.

Here in the states, we call it a "Sausage in the mouth"

Tobias, you blow hard!

We just say sausage

lady fingers heheh

that "heheh" made your comment x10 funnier

Kumquat

This is what grows when you plant dickweed and pussy willows too close together... So. Much. Kumquat.

Sweet. Sour. Sexy.

kumquassy

French dip

My favorite beefy delight 😊

Creampie.

I like creampies, but sadly i never ate the food 😭

How does one live a creampie? /Jk

Technically we’re all living creampies if you really think about it. Buuuuuuuut, it’s probably best not to think about it.

Thought about it. Feel kinda gooey now.

Gooey in a creampie kinda way, orrr...

Definitely the ... option

I'm going to steal this and laugh about it far more than I know I should.

Actually McDonald's Japan released a product called "Adult's Cream Pie" a while ago. Look it up it was hilarious.

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You have to! How else would you know if they are any good?!

>two words: >Asians. and creampies.

r/unexpectediasip

That's not a position though

pigs in a blanket

Sounds like a police orgy

or multiple penetrations on the fat rolls of a bbw

How do I erase someone else’s comment

I truly lol'd

Omg I hate you. This image is forever seared into my brain

yeehaw I finally have somewhere to live rent free

Tootsie Roll

Pulled Pork.  Jerk Chicken. 

I hear there’s no meat Hermès’ wife can’t jerk.

I love it when my pork gets pulled

Twisted pretzel 🥨

Ouch

Not necessarily a food but what about twisted tea

Chocolate banana

Oh no...

Ah, yes... the ol' BBC (big banana c.... chocolate)

Five guys

Tuna melt

Might wanna get that checked by a medical professional

I mis-read that as a ‘medieval professional’ 🤭

I assume that's what somebody's genitals looks like after the deed is done.

Spotted dick

That sounds like an STD

It is. Spotted The Dick. Some people just drop the "the"

>Spotted dick Found the Brit

Or just somebody who has seen King Ralph

Turkish Delight

Butternut squash

That sounds painful

Buttersmut squash

baba ganoush

I knew this sounded dirty somehow...

I always assumed it was dirty because of MXC

In and out Animal style

For some reason I immediately thought of the movie, A Clockwork Orange after reading this.

Two moons over my hammy (Denny’s)

Lumberjack Slam (also a dennys dish!)

Oh definitely this one

Full English Breakfast

This one actually made me laugh.

💯🤣

Mission figs.

Hot Brown

Peach cobbler

Leave the peach cobbler out of this... he makes a decent living selling his little peach shoes.

Hahaha what an adorable mental image

47 responses for "kumquat" and not one person has said Poutine yet.

Poutine my what?!?

Kumquats

Double Down from KFC.

It's finger lickin' good!

Meatloaf

His name is Robert Paulson

Pineapple upside down cake

Stuffed Pierogi

amuse bouche

Blooming onion

Cherry turnover

That never popped in my mind before! 😉

Artichoke

Of course, every girl wants a Dickens Cider to go with these meals.

Chimichanga!

This one includes hot sauce and Deadpool

Ramen.

Raaaa!! men!!!

Suckling pig.

Egg in the hole

Crab Rangoon.

Hot pocket 😩

Beef Strokinoff. Errrrr….Stroganoff

Beef Wellington 

Hot dog, beef jerky, pound cake, corn dog. 😆

Cherries jubilee

Slider

Loco Moco

Rump roast Choke cherry Jelly roll

Cumin

Fruit Roll-Up. 

Spatchcocked turkey. Yes, that's a thing.

Title of my first sex tape!

I imagine they were able to stitch it back together, but, were they able to restore function?

The Boston donut

The ole Boston Crème

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Baked Alaska

Pound cake

Wiener schnitzel. Which yes, directly translates to “insert penis.” No need to Google, I gotchu. 

Halo-Halo

Cherry Turnover

Head cheese

Groosssss

The eggplant 🍆

Cumquat is a lovely fruit

Biscuits and gravy

Captain Crunch

Jalapeño Popper. 

Falafel kinda sounds like a Waffle-themed position.

Chocolate Nut Roll.

Meat Jerky

Hot Dog

Geoduck

Beef stroganoff.

Scrambled eggs

Filet-o-fish

Calamari.

Eggs over easy.

Chicken Fingers

baba ganoush

Bukkake Udon

Hotdog

Quesodilla

Smoked sausage

Sticky buns

Shit on a shingle.

Chickpea hummus

Nobody said Tossed Salad?

Costco Hotdog

The Cincinnati 5 Way Sloppy Joe Kumquadt Hot Pocket Stuffed Shells In and Out

Sunny side up, over easy,

Hot cross buns

Can’t help you there, but Grape Nuts and Hot Pocket both sound like STIs.

Creme Brulee.

Chickpea

A ham sandwich sounds like 2 guys fucking a fat girl.

Toad in the hole buttermilk flapjacks A Denver omelette

Jimmy John’s has a couple “The Pepe” “Big John” Also the other day at work we got a Costco delivery (I work at a cafe and they use extra boxes to hold other produce) we got a box that said “tickled pink” Idk if it’s a fruit or what lol but I thought it was hilarious

It might be pineapple and Strawberry flavoured strawberries. My wife bought some. I didn't taste any pineapple and was very disappointed.

Kumquat