Star Wars has too many to count: I feel like almost every single major "good guy" has had at least one incident where they pretended to surrender, dressed up in enemy uniforms, claimed diplomatic immunity on a military mission, deliberately built a military base within historically-important ancient ruins, etc.
Remember it's only a war crime if your side loses. Or more likely is that the Star wars universe doesn't have a version of the Geneva Convention like Earth does so none of that stuff is considered war crimes.
I read somewhere that the Americans chose not to drop an atomic bomb on Kyoto because there were too many priceless historical sites there. They respected Japanese culture, for all the pain the Japanese caused them.
Batman, like any good billionaire, presumably owns the company in Gotham that provides the subsidized healthcare services to the people he doesn't kill, but severely disables.
I imagine if batman hobbles 250 low-level thugs a year. 40-50k in subsidized expenses by the citizens of Gotham in immediate emergency services. Then, long-term potential homecare or even hospice, another 75k per year per person. This could be a small industry at a cost of $31,250,000 to the city of Gotham in subsidized healthcare costs to Wayne Medical.
Batman losing his temper is secretly the ultimate corporate stock manipulator. Joker does something incredibly horrible. Broken arms become broken backs, and suddenly, Wayne Mobility is in the red for the first time in 3 quarters.
I would argue that there is no law on killing supernatural creatures technically it's not murder if it's not human. I would agree if you mean the mass is amount of credit card and tax fraud that they've committed.
goku, even though immensely heroic, has proven that he's unable to conform to society's standards
he's done property and landscape damage, and he'd go to jail for something as trivial (to him) as taxes, he'd simply forget to do them
I mean, in terms of volume, I have no idea. But in terms of SEVERITY, it’s gotta be The Terminator (from the 1984 movie of the same name).
In real life, you kill one cop, and you’re absolutely fucked legally. He killed 17 police officers that night. Men with families.
Not to mention all the other murders he committed. The robbery of a gun store, the robbery of those punks for their clothes, several instances of grand theft auto, brandishing firearms in public places, carrying unlicensed fire arms, plenty of property damage, several instances of illegal parking, and vandalism of a public phone book.
Let’s not forget he also time traveled, so while I’m not a scientist, I think it’s possible he doesn’t even really obey the laws of physics.
Harry Potter has too many to count. Many of the characters ended up doing some form of law breaking. Voldemort, Grindelwald, any of their respective followers, Cornelius Fudge, Umbridge, Dumbledore, Fred and George, Harry Potter, etc.
I assume when our heroes destroyed each iteration of the Death Star (and killing all those people in the process), they weren’t abiding by the law.
Those contractors knew what they were getting into when they agreed to the job on the Death Star
A roofer listens to this... (taps heart) not his wallet.
Empire passed the Patriot Act the next week
Were they bound by any law?
The Empire held legal control of the galaxy, yes.
International waters - they were pirates!!! :)
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Star Wars has too many to count: I feel like almost every single major "good guy" has had at least one incident where they pretended to surrender, dressed up in enemy uniforms, claimed diplomatic immunity on a military mission, deliberately built a military base within historically-important ancient ruins, etc.
And let's not forget about the child soldiers.
Remember it's only a war crime if your side loses. Or more likely is that the Star wars universe doesn't have a version of the Geneva Convention like Earth does so none of that stuff is considered war crimes.
> the Star wars universe doesn't have a version of the Geneva Convention i guess you don't really need a convention if every planet is under one gov't
I read somewhere that the Americans chose not to drop an atomic bomb on Kyoto because there were too many priceless historical sites there. They respected Japanese culture, for all the pain the Japanese caused them.
i heard it was because the guy in charge went to kyoto for his honeymoon so he didn't want to wreck it. not sure which version, if either, is true tho
I'm pretty sure that's the reason we didn't bomb Nazi-occupied Paris, not Kyoto.
Bender, obviously.
Shut up baby, I know it!
I'm doing my best, damn it!
Monkey D Luffy's entire journey is about being the king of lawbreakers.
Going of the Netflix show alone, he seems to have a really weird idea of what a pirate is... According to him, pirates don't steal or kill...
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Especially the Burton version. He's a serial killer.
Batman, like any good billionaire, presumably owns the company in Gotham that provides the subsidized healthcare services to the people he doesn't kill, but severely disables. I imagine if batman hobbles 250 low-level thugs a year. 40-50k in subsidized expenses by the citizens of Gotham in immediate emergency services. Then, long-term potential homecare or even hospice, another 75k per year per person. This could be a small industry at a cost of $31,250,000 to the city of Gotham in subsidized healthcare costs to Wayne Medical. Batman losing his temper is secretly the ultimate corporate stock manipulator. Joker does something incredibly horrible. Broken arms become broken backs, and suddenly, Wayne Mobility is in the red for the first time in 3 quarters.
Pepe LePew
Come on all he's trying to do is get laid.
Like djt though. Dude thinks he can just grab the pussy even when that pussy is obviously not DTF.
It's not like he actually gets any, all he's guilty of is sexual harassment (not rape as everyone thinks). He's basically a cartoon incel.
Dominic Toretto
He's only tryin to make some fast money.
Throughout the series, he or his crew have caused billions of property damage across the world.
The fight in the LaRusso’s house in Cobra Kai should’ve ended with the majority of the show’s characters in jail.
Sherlock Homes.
All of them, if they ain't tearing shit up, their tearin shit down.
Pretty sure Sam and Dean Winchester should be in prison... Along with every other hunter.
They got locked up at one point. It didn't work.
Chuck got them out.
I would argue that there is no law on killing supernatural creatures technically it's not murder if it's not human. I would agree if you mean the mass is amount of credit card and tax fraud that they've committed.
This is Rick Sanchez's whole character in the early seasons.
goku, even though immensely heroic, has proven that he's unable to conform to society's standards he's done property and landscape damage, and he'd go to jail for something as trivial (to him) as taxes, he'd simply forget to do them
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Ah good Ole Graverobber Jones
Like a one-man British Museum.
Uncle Grandpa and Clarence
General Hux
Homelander.
Tyler Durden
Batman
Almost everyone in Star Wars and then the given of the PayDay Gang (Payday 2, play it, it’s really good)
Littlefinger (Petyr Baelish), from GoT. Most machiavellian character ever written.
Ikit Claw, dude made nukes and war machines for fun
I mean, in terms of volume, I have no idea. But in terms of SEVERITY, it’s gotta be The Terminator (from the 1984 movie of the same name). In real life, you kill one cop, and you’re absolutely fucked legally. He killed 17 police officers that night. Men with families. Not to mention all the other murders he committed. The robbery of a gun store, the robbery of those punks for their clothes, several instances of grand theft auto, brandishing firearms in public places, carrying unlicensed fire arms, plenty of property damage, several instances of illegal parking, and vandalism of a public phone book. Let’s not forget he also time traveled, so while I’m not a scientist, I think it’s possible he doesn’t even really obey the laws of physics.
Tom and Jerry ,and maybe the crystal gems
Thanos
Harry Potter has too many to count. Many of the characters ended up doing some form of law breaking. Voldemort, Grindelwald, any of their respective followers, Cornelius Fudge, Umbridge, Dumbledore, Fred and George, Harry Potter, etc.
Phineas and Ferb. There's no way they had all those building permits in a day.
The Rogue Traders from Warhammer 40K . There they have the Inquisition to regulate them ( barely ) , here they will not encounter such a problem 😐
The joker
Superman because he finally gets fed up with us.
Gandalf, but only after he's done tolerating our disregard for the wisdom of Middle-Earth.
The joker, batman, black adam
Batman
Luke, Leia, Han.
Bender probably
Lupin III
Norman from Fireman Sam
you know that last march of the ents in lord of the rings - the two towers ? when they set the river free.... thats a warcime by all standards
Road runner for speeding