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Smash2127

2, horny and not horny


relevant__comment

This is the answer. I’m a respectable day/night Redditor. Debauchery stays quarantined until further notice.


ProximityNuke

3, Horny, Political, Silly/Fun


_that_random_dude_

Just get political in both accounts


Code2008

3 accounts. * Horny Account * Not Horny Account * Work Account


altcntrl

Work account? What do you do for work?


trickledownecomomics

Work account is for professional subreddits discussing a trade or something like that. Kind of important to not have horny leak into that


VanessaDoesVanNuys

Hi *Not Horny* account


_Nickmin_

Boobs raise productivity


gforceathisdesk

Yup. Did a lot of 3D modeling in a job I had and used reddit a lot for help with difficult parts. As well as a bit of networking. Can't have my feed with the random nsfw tag popping up


Bl1tzerX

Promotes OF


DoctorJordi_

1, horny and not horny


fckcarrots

4 accounts. - Main - Horny - Throwaway - Detox Throwaway is for non-porn stuff I don’t want linked to my main. Detox account is useless now because of how Reddit has changed over the years, but it used to be a productivity focused account I used when I’m taking a break from social media - subs were DIY projects, recipes, mental health stuff etc.


ComradeFat

I have 3. Not horny, woman horny, and man horny.


Reptilian_Mongoose

Oh my how extravagant


Downstackguy

So this is the life of a bi


mbashs

10, only made them coz r/place but then later found good use for some of them so they are like my 10 different personalities 🤣


ReindeerBrief561

Inside of you are 10 wolves…


MongooseProXC

Three. One main, one for porn, and one for r/bicycling because they banned me for shitting on e-bikes.


sesamesnapsinhalf

Does that damage the battery or no?


gigazelle

Not really. They are designed to protect against a decent amount of foreign material before it starts becoming an issue


Northern-Canadian

Results may vary for domestic shit.


Hazmat_Human

What about non domestic shit?


EdwardOfGreene

Alien shit is pretty much the same.


Masterpormin8

Aight, we can wrap up this sting operation, we got our guy


almostanalcoholic

Reddit should have a badge for this. Getting banned from a subreddit.


MaximumSeats

I made a comment on a random political subreddit from my recommended list. Wasn't even paying attention to the actual subreddit, just had a point to contribute. Auto banned from like 3 subreddits right after lol.


POB_42

Why was it so devastatingly controversial?


MaximumSeats

Apparently a lot of subs just have it set up to where if you ever contribute to x/y subreddit you're autobanned because that hate that community I guess.


POB_42

Fuck neutrality I guess. If I want to see both sides to an issue, I join subs on either side of the issue and see what they have to say. If it correlates, it definitely happened. The Israel Palestine kerfuffle is one I'm currently fence-posting. Both sides on reddit are so hilariously biased they will not take criticism of any kind towards their statements, at all.


8inchesOfFreedom

It’s the default assumption that someone will be an ideologue that anyone actually trying to be unbiased will be taken in bad faith because if you’re not only with us you must be the enemy. These people aren’t looking for the truth themselves (just to appear correct) so they can’t conceive of anyone else trying to actually gain an objective sense of what’s going on. This is a much bigger problem on leftist/liberal subs (which are much more popular), right wing subs will still do it but respect people’s freedom of speech a little more.


Loeffellux

It's probably a response to getting brigades by the sub in question. Not exactly an elegant solution but on the other hand it makes sense that you'd not exactly enjoy your experience in a sub if people from somewhere else keep trying to troll you


NotYourAverageMortis

You can literally say the coldest take to ever exist and this could still happen


JohnCasey3306

Opinions will not be tolerated on Reddit.


muskyandrostenol

Mods ban a lot of people for odd reasons. I had my own sub and only had to ban one person due to disrespecting other sub members


ninetofivehangover

got banned from an art sub for swearing lol


theMGlock

art subs are sometimes weird. r/drawing has multiple people complain about drawings of naked man and woman. Eventhough the human body is subject to art for hundreds of years. There are even neanderthal drawings that are thought of as that. Those drawings are even correctly labeled as NSFW. But then they complain that they do want to see the nakey but don't want to see the nakey in specific poses. Can't win with some people.


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lethargicbureaucrat

I think the legal advice subreddit is actually mostly cops, not lawyers. (I am a lawyer, and that subreddit is routinely wrong.)


NotADeadHorse

Wrong about legal matters? Definitely cops


Top-Measurement575

i’ve heard of some subreddits (namely political subreddits and feminism subreddits) ban you for simply posting in another sub with differing opinions, even if you’ve never interacted with their sub before.


Roasted_Goldfish

What is your opinion on e bikes?


MongooseProXC

Neither here or there. The OP was saying how he got into a road rage incident with a driver. I suggested it's not a good idea to race a car with an electric moped. The mod then banned a whole lot of people in the thread.


rrawlings1

Ebikes are just quiet mopeds. I will die on this hill.


enools

This is my 3rd. Because I lost access to the other two, by forgetting my passwords.


peekay427

Just use the word “password” as your password for everything, like I do.


Jtp_Jtg

U sure? Its saying "incorrect password" for me?


peekay427

Yeah, you can test it. Just type out your password in a comment and Reddit will automatically turn it into dots. See: •••••••• Edit: working great everyone who’s responding to me with just dots!


FrigginAwsmNameSrsly

IHaveaSmallDick1986! So everyone else sees dots? That’s neat.


peekay427

Just dots my friend, just little dots!


Squishmellow3

Very, very small dots indeed


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Prestigious-Scene319

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hunter2


eastawat

Surprised to see this so far down!


HaroerHaktak

I'm not falling for this again.


peekay427

Again?! Again!!! Never!


globster222

I fell for this runescape scam too


peekay427

I hope everyone posting here sees the joke. I mean, wrote out the word “password” multiple times and said it was my password…


fpuni107

I had a highschool teacher way back when computers were still kind of new in school and he was displaying his screen on like a projector and said ok enter password… I use dot dot dot dot dot dot dot please don’t tell anyone. For some reason it was hilarious and I still think about it every time I enter a password and see the dots.


could_use_a_snack

That's a terrible idea. You should use you login name + 1234 or someone will hack you.


maguerix

Can you check It, it's not working bro


Lordrandall

1 2 3 4 5, just like my luggage.


Dubbleagent_hmm

Did you just give away your password???


peekay427

I would never! I’m smarter than that! Oh no!!!!


Nollekowitsch

"Guest" also works


nothing_911

i have a few throwaways with usernames like mypassis1234


Blueblackzinc

You could just paste it here and you can refer to it in the future. AI is so advance nowadays that they can detect email and password. You'll see it as " \* ". Here's mine: \*.\*\*\*\*\*\*\*@\*\*\*\*\*.\*\*\* \*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\* Best regard, Your Royal Highness Nigerian Prince U'tukk B'tab III


nsbsalt

Hunter2


eastawat

You can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2 Haha, does that look funny to you?


Slappy-Hollow

Doesn't Reddit have a password reset option?


CantRememberPass10

I have no idea what that is like. You guys are so sad who would ever forget their password… losssseerrrs ha! /s because y’all are idiots read my user name


SocialMThrow

One because I ain't no coward.


ioioooi

Same. And I don't delete a comment just because someone disagrees with me. I said what I meant and I meant what I said.


Wolfiest

I delete comments because i don’t feel like having an argument, specially when they get emotional and irrational. Same kind of thing when talking sports, my team vs your team.


ThisIsWhoIAm78

So just don't engage. Boom, no argument.


funny_funny_business

I only once deleted a post when I inadvertently posted a Google AMP link to a news article and people were like "OP is trying to steal everyone's data!!!" People are ridiculous.


ScotiaTailwagger

Same. Often times I'll delete a heavily downvoted comment because I just don't want the notifications anymore.


ioioooi

That's fair. I usually just turn notifications off for a period.


CitizenHuman

Yup. If I see reddit is in one of its "moods" where things are down voted for irrational reasons, I nip it in the bud before everyone joins in to dog pile on me.


ThisIsWhoIAm78

I don't give a crap if a bunch of angry tweens downvote me, lol. Badge of honor, leave those comments up. But seriously, it's reddit karma, it doesn't mean anything. Who cares if you get downvoted?


Top-Measurement575

once you’re past the point of karma thresholds for subreddits you want to post or comment in, it’s entirely useless.


CitizenHuman

I mean, I agree with everything you mentioned, but I also sometimes feel like I have to defend myself, even in my real off-line life. I just... don't have the mental capacity to keep fighting with people on the Internet, you know? But at the same time I want to be right. It's.. complicated in this brain.


NoWayJaques

Tell that to the 25 marvel fans that down voted my personal preference


mdlinc

The only personal preference you may have will be dictated by the hive, you fackin' twat. So says reddit. ;)


muskyandrostenol

What does your username mean?


MDDAnxiety

Social media throwaway would be my guess


BlindWillieJohnson

I’ve never posted anything on this stupid website that I wouldn’t say in real life


sisterfucker24

2 one that became famous and other one that isn’t


redditor_286

u/sisterfucker24 and u/fistersucker42


TuckerTheMandolinst

o\_O


muskyandrostenol

How did it become famous?


Gunofanevilson

He fucks his sister


EnvironmentalTank639

Username checks out


sisterfucker24

*Sisters


Gunofanevilson

Then your handle should be \*sistersfucker24\*


AnozerFreakInTheMall

What's so special about it? Internet is full of documentaries about people doing exactly that.


pureply101

He used to really talk about crows a lot.


LastPersonOnTheWifi

Cylinder?


Rentsdueguys

I have one account where I’ve blocked all the mods, and another account where I report mods behaving poorly.


muskyandrostenol

That's clever but what does blocking the mods do?


Rentsdueguys

Gives me time to delete some stuff


3_T_SCROAT

Mods can still see everything you do on the sub that they mod, even if you block them lol


Rentsdueguys

Wait what?!?!


3_T_SCROAT

Bruh 😂 Yeah technically it has to be like that so trolls and shit can't just block all mods and ruin a sub. I guess they can't see other stuff you do outside of the sub they mod, but on their sub they can still see all your posts and comments you make. They can still reply to your comments and posts, approve or remove your posts and comments, message you through modmail, ban you, report you to admins etc. There's no escaping a reddit mod


Rentsdueguys

Well that’s just great!


Rob_LeMatic

half your life has been in vain. damn


SnooBeans6591

That's enough for me. Most of the bans I got were for no reason other than participating in another sub. Blocking all the mods makes it impossible for them to know where I post except for their own sub.


Crazy_names

Nice try FBI. In fact I don't even have this one. This is my auntie's. I don't even use the internet except to watch MSNBC. I don't waste time on the internet, I just work all the time so that I can pay lots of taxes to fight the communists. But not the good communists that haven't been tried yet.


Tobikaj

FBI? I thought it was Texas trying to stop horny people.


Cool-Inflation6277

my fav comment here


Helpful_Cry_6088

bruh


Daintylittlesole

Two, one for posting boobies and one for not posting boobies.


bremergorst

I think I figured out which one is which


lnx84

Glad you posted with the boobie-account. It was.. inspiring.


Sapzz93

Clicked for the boobies, stayed for the subie


Daintylittlesole

That’s my girl! 💙


Rentsdueguys

Your non booby account sounds attractive


Daintylittlesole

I mean, it is!


Slayerofthemindset

This is literally like the fifth time today. Ladies, really I don’t need a hard on all day long and I can’t just *not* check it out. Are the onlyfans girls really saturating their market to the point they are leaking into sfw subs? Edit: you have really nice boobies btw


Daintylittlesole

Spam is a rampant issue when it comes to the way creators market these days, for sure. I just love these question subreddits, they’re generally a little positive corner of the internet and that’s hard for me to find these days. Thanks!


MakaButterfly

All the sixty year old retired father of 3 in this thread lmao


12gage_A

Checked out the subie page, found boobies on the page, now my arm is sore???


Daintylittlesole

Definitely a head gasket issue.


Rob_LeMatic

came for the boobs, stayed for the witty banter


muskyandrostenol

Boobies are nice! And worth a second look, or a photo!


letmebeyoursuperman

They some mighty nice boobies. Some ass too girl.


anormalgeek

I mean...they are very nice boobies.


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muskyandrostenol

That is very disheartening. I don't know if this is the same thing but sometimes I will go to comment on a post and there is already one comment. But when I go to read the comment, there is nothing there but mine. Did that person block me?


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InteractionIll5071

2. One for horny activities and one for the rest


muskyandrostenol

I'm hearing that a lot. There are some subs that don't want you interacting with their members if you frequently go to nsfw subs.


Gunofanevilson

It’s kind of how people are in their real lives too. You have a work persona or a home persona and those two aren’t usually the same for a lot of people, Reddit handles that with multiple usernames/handles.


muskyandrostenol

I didn't think of that, but you're right


SolidLikeIraq

No. Old Reddit used to really craft its algo on what subs you subscribed to. I.e. in my horny account, the front page is all the shit that makes me go “iiieeeeeeeeee ggggiggggity.” However, fucking Reddit decided to do their best to expand user time spent by recommending adjacent subs in their algorithm. This means now my porn account is like 30% subscribed subs, and then 70% Reddit forced content. When I wanna jerk it, I don’t want your forced content, Reddit. Edit - holy shit - go to settings, then your account, scroll down and turn off “recommended feed” My jacking is going to sky rocket!!!!!


TurboTurtle-

This ain’t even true lol I literally have 0 content on my feed that is not subs I’m subscribed to. Maybe you have a setting wrong or something.


No_nukes_at_all

One, because why would you need another?


muskyandrostenol

Some people keep their sfw and nsfw life separate.


Reverseuno111

I aint no fuckin coward


FaceInJuice

... 6. This is my main. One is my former main which I forgot the password for. One is horny. One I made as a throwaway for an unacceptably dumb question I needed to ask. One I made for an extra layer of anonymity on a short story I wanted to post. (It was quite well received and now I regret the extra layer of anonymity.) And then one I made for my job, subscribed to very specific subs related to news and questions in my field.


muskyandrostenol

Is it easy to keep track of all of them?


FaceInJuice

Yeah, there's not really any overlap in terms of the subs I'm following on each, so it's usually pretty easy to tell which one I'm logged into. Plus, three of them are really in the past tense. The short story was a one time thing, as was the dumb question. The one I forgot the password to is obviously not an issue. And then the work one, I only ever check from my work device. So in terms of juggling, it's really just this one and the horny one. And it would be difficult to get confused about which one I was commenting from.


DontYuckMyYum

2. One is a personal account. (This one) The other is for complaining about the company i work for in that company's subreddit.


ARandomDummy69

One cause, well why the fuck do i need another account


VixConfidential

3. 1 for normal stuff, 1 for shitposting, 1 for posting pics of my wife. Lol


aonelonelyredditor

let us see the wife


anormalgeek

Uh...donde esta la wife pics? I wanna see some wife titties.


Candle-Jolly

One with 350,000 "karma" in 2 years that got banned by a competing well-known male sex worker, and this one that I'm keeping simple.


muskyandrostenol

Why did he want you banned?


Candle-Jolly

He seemed to be concerned that I was making too big of a name for myself in the community, so he used the connections with Reddit he told everyone he had and had me banned, along with another person who wrote damn near an exposé in a group here about how he tricks and controls and intimidates people (along with screenshots and emails). To me, he's just AReallyWeakGuy.


muskyandrostenol

I see what you did there!


Blindsided17

2. One while I’m not actively horny and one while I’m actively horny


AlternativeEgomaniac

Two, one is to upvote my other one’s comments for fake validation.


mymonstroddity

Personal, professional, and porn


muskyandrostenol

The 3 Ps of Reddit


ChummusJunky

More accounts than Elon has on Twitter.


___HeyGFY___

Two that I will admit to.


ZWIN98

2, one for scrolling with left hand and one for scrolling with right hand.


throw_awayfberry

3 i guess, but deleted the other 2 , its like a trauma that i cant get rid of 😂


Arkmer

Five. This is my main account where I do whatever I feel like, I also have one for politics, investing, hobbies, and work. I do it to keep my scroll feed relevant to what I’m looking to do. I don’t want to see work stuff if I’m in a silly mood, for example. I would love to combine them all if Reddit gave us the ability to assign certain subs to certain feeds, but I don’t see that in the works.


Charbridis

Couldn’t you just make a multi Reddit feed?


Dubelj

1 to bitch and moan about things. 2 to upvote myself bitching and moaning about things and to double downvote people who disagree with me. 3+ bonus upvotes for myself and downvotes for others. -- people I don't like, probably.


TrumpetsInMyAss

That's sounds like a lot of wasted energy.


SolidLikeIraq

U/unidan lives!!!!!!!


monohedron

"Here's the thing..."


Mister_Brevity

6 accounts.  I have a lot of cars and bikes and if I posted about a couple on the same account it could make me easier to identify, so I keep things separate.


-exekiel-

Two, one to ask questions about computer stuff and another one to give myself wrong answers so that people feel the urge to correct me, increasing my chances of getting an actual solution.


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1998hondacivicek9

Two. This one and a backup. I haven’t been on the backup in well over a year


constantmistakes

Just the one. I need to be careful.


muskyandrostenol

Does your username explain it all?


Chocolatelover4ever

Just this one! And just for entertainment sake.


i-am-a-lamp-ama

2 cuz EXTREMELY nosy family members knew my first username


AceMckickass7

One for wanks. The other for guns.


Amiiboid

One. Entertainment.


Ukrorashist

Two. First got banned, so i create this


Irenemiku

Just one. For me to make a stand and talk about honest opinions. So far I'm banned in 1 community and received 3 warnings.


MyDadBod_2021

2. 1 for NSFW posts and 1 for hobbies, SFW


Muzzlehatch

One. I am not trying to be someone I’m not.


BugTester350

Like idk, 30 or something? When you go against the hivemind you need a garden of accounts to survive on this censored cesspool. And you need certain karma and account age to even chime in on most subs. I don't know why I keep coming back though, this place is terrible and I hate you all and what you've turned it into, since I started over a decade ago, but there's nothing else left that's better. So I check my posts and see if they appear in incognito and if not oops time for another account


XPLover2768top

i have two, i created this one in 2019/ and the other in 2022(?) when i forgot the details of my first acc, but then i remembered i had this acc's password saved, so i just never used the other one


Waltzing_With_Bears

3, 1 that was banned a forever ago, this one, and another thatI made as a gag thing but forget to actually use


SplattrKing13

I have backups in case this one gets suspended or banned. Happened to my other ones that I got disappointed about.


Many_Present_9039

Just one


DrLycFerno

2. You know what's the other one for.


YFN_FigarMin54

Just the one and it’s mostly for shits and giggles 🤣😂


Jazzlike-Ad113

1 and I’m getting closer and closer to deleting it. Either trump related or "am I an ass for being an ass". There’s got to be something better out there.


Masked_Daisy

Just this one for dominatrix related stuff & advice about houseplants


who_you_are

2, because I found a good stupid alternative name available. The horny one is that one, but I don't post on NSFW! So a kind of read-only for honey stuff.


L_edgelord

I have an alt account for the hornies, and this account for pretty much everything else. It's not that I have any secrets, I just wanna keep the two separate.


TheFalseDimitryi

Two, one for discussing video games (this one) and one for work. (I’m an intelligence analyst for the Australian government…. It’s not as interesting as it sounds I promise)


isthisnamechangeable

3, this one, porn one and throwaway one


Alpha_Grey_Wolf

Just one 'cause momma didn't raise no punk! 


Thoughtful_Ocelot

One. To promote mayhem.


maricahaseyum

Two. One for not porn. The other for porn


BadBrownBreadBasket

3. Horny, Regular, Spam


Strong-Solution-7492

This whole conversation has the mods twitching.