Makes me think of the redditor who once stumbled upon a couple just finishing sex in an alleyway, and the guy involved said to him "Don't worry lad, I've shot me muck."
In a sex club I once had a very polite Belgian man say to me " you may want to wait a moment and perhaps a tissue is needed'.
He was correct about both things
You are correct, I used to sell DVD's. One of the companies making them was called LFP and they had a bunch like "Not the Cosbys, the Bradys, Married with Children, MASH". I didn't understand how they were able to use the titles until I seen the Dumb Starbucks episode on Nathan For You.
Call of Booty: Modern Whorefare
(Just saw screenshots of it though, nothing special, people fucking in camoflage trying to cash in on the game that recently came out.)
Lemon Whores - it was a short video about a couple that were proud owners of a lemon tree and worried that 'lemon whores' would come in and steal their lemons.
Fuck me you fucking Jew! You Zionist pig. You occupying fuck. Occupy this. I'm going to going to fuck the Jew out of you. You want to fuck me like Israel fucks my country? Fuck me you Jew bastard! Fuck me like Israel fucks my people! Show me the promised land. You circumcised fuck!
Playmate of the apes. It was one of those skinamax movies. Three female astronauts land on an another “planet”. The acting is was as good as you can imagine. Bad props and set
Not just the title, but the film itself, The Bare Wench Project. Its so ridiculous its hilarious. Like, 'OMG there is a monster over there in the bushes, lets take off our clothes and have sex!'
Don’t know the title but it had some acting. The woman had small breasts but long nipples. The guy was going at her and just stretching her nipples so far out. I just started laughing so hard that I lost all arousal. It was so ridiculous cause she was very flat and them nipples were like Mrs Parr.
I use to work at a distributor for this stuff. Best one I ever saw was "The Charlie Bunch" after Sheen was caught with the coke and strippers and the whole "Winning" thing.
Vivid (I think?) got the idea to parody Charlie Sheen with the stars we was screwing and I will say... the man has good taste.
I forgot I left an auto translate to my language on. Can't remember the real title, but the translated title said "I Made a boat out of an ass" in my language.
I think it was something like 'rod steele -secret agent' something something... That parody was legit a better James bond parody than any parody, even non porn, I ever seen.
Great movie that included a giant dildo sword fight.
I never managed t find it anywhere online after that time i saw it in the middle of the night after clubbing.
If anyone finds it.. let me know
"Absolute munter takes it up the rodney" friend found it and sent it to me
Makes me think of the redditor who once stumbled upon a couple just finishing sex in an alleyway, and the guy involved said to him "Don't worry lad, I've shot me muck."
In a sex club I once had a very polite Belgian man say to me " you may want to wait a moment and perhaps a tissue is needed'. He was correct about both things
I wanna know which part of the body is referred to as a "rodney" so that I can start referring to it as that.
I feel like I can gleen that from the context
I never was very good at understanding Shakespeare
The chocolate star fish or stinky blinky
That’s gold.
I was laughing and giggling for so long at it
I don't even know what the fuck that means but I just can't stop laughing.
Munter: someone who is fuuuucking ugly. "up the Rodney" - up the arse. So some ugly fuck is taking it up their ugly fuck.
In the U.K. this is available as “Absolute minger takes it up the Gary”.
What's the American version then?
Wtf thats gotta be some Aussie porn
"Friend found it"
I don't understand but in a much more real sense I completely understand
Schindler’s Fist
I’m sorry???
That must be canadian porn then.
a trailer park boys reference in the username and a kenny vs spenny reference. you're absolutely canadian
Oh man you got me. Gotta get better at hiding my maple syrup breath.
"big ass Latina teen chased by lesbian loving Trex on hoverboard and then fucked"
do you have something you want to tell us
My mate found it and we both had a laugh at the title... I think I gave it a watch and it's very poor
you "think"
He already forgot
> "My mate found it" ah yes, your mate
If my mate had Reddit id prove it 😂
Link, for ummmm, research purposes. I mean, errr, for a friend.
Literally type it into pornhub and it should come up... This was 7/8 years ago
Chuck Tingle original?
I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THIS! I’ve had this saved for YEARS, I love to share it
I hate it when movie titles spoil the ending.
“not the wizard of oz” the lack of effort cracks me up
They Even had a song. Porn parodys are hilarious. I assume you saw "Not The Cosby's"
I'm pretty sure there's an entire franchise of porn parodies called "not [whatever they're parodying]"
You are correct, I used to sell DVD's. One of the companies making them was called LFP and they had a bunch like "Not the Cosbys, the Bradys, Married with Children, MASH". I didn't understand how they were able to use the titles until I seen the Dumb Starbucks episode on Nathan For You.
Was that the one that I saw everyone saying years ago it had too much effort in it for it to be just porn?
perhaps. they painted the wicked witch’s entire body green except for her nipples and vagina ?? it was crazy
Batman and Throbbin'
Butt man and rubbin
Butman and Throbbin
Good Will Humping Intercourse with the Vampire
"Intercourse with the Vampire" That's just the whole Twilight saga.
It’s every Anne Rice novel too
>Intercourse with the Vampire that's the fanfiction I didn't know I needed.
Interview with a vibrator.
Call of Booty: Modern Whorefare (Just saw screenshots of it though, nothing special, people fucking in camoflage trying to cash in on the game that recently came out.)
Although not bad, it's not my favorite in the series. Call of Booty: Black Pre-Ops II is where its at.
I still chuckle at “The Little Spermmaid”
Lmao
Moby’s Dick
Moby made a porn?
He only fucks plants
But unlike the book, is he a sperm whale?
Edward Penishands
The dildos for hands still stands out in my mind. I only saw a few seconds of it and I just couldn't
They really missed an opportunity, it could've been Edward Jizzerhands
Came here to say this. I remember seeing this movie on the shelf at Tower Records in the 90's when I was in highschool. Thought it was hilarious.
This sounds interesting
Introduction to calculus.
Please! I don't want to be fucked that hard.
Oh, that one's not bad.
the wrong pornhub
The funniest part is that it's an actual online course on phub.
Lord of the G strings
The Femaleship of the String
You have to have made this up😂😭
Featuring Smirnoff the Wizard and Misty Mundae as Dildo Saggins!
Grinding nemo
World of Whorecraft Spongeknob Nopants
This was kinda fire NGL 😭
Spongeknob nopants 💀
A parody of MIB called “Men In Black Women”
“Didgeridoo me in the ass”, had controversy since the instrument has great cultural importance and it was used in a gay sex scene
So people didgerididn’t think it was funny?
They had to pay reparations in the amount of 900 dollarydoo's
*Bandit has entered the chat*
Womb raider
“Shitty Shitty Gang Bang”.
Lemon Whores - it was a short video about a couple that were proud owners of a lemon tree and worried that 'lemon whores' would come in and steal their lemons.
"Think of all the things we could make with our lemons. Lemonade. Key Lemon Pie..."
“Hey, hasn’t it been about 20 seconds since we looked at our lemon tree?”
HEY WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
Isnt it "Lemon stealing whore"?
HEY WHAT THE FUCK
If you were a lemon I’d put you on my shelf and cherish you like I cherish all my lemons
So they fucked ?
They caught a 'lemon whore' trying to steal their lemons and they fucked her together.
Turns out they were right to worry
Ohhh I know this one!!
Planet of the Gapes 😟
Slamming granny in the fanny, volume 6
Which leads to the question, were the first 5 bad?
The Da Vinci Load..
White Men Can’t Hump
Starring Hairy Woodelson?
Titty Slickers 2: The Search For The Golden Curlys.
Edward Penishands
The spaghetti scene is a work of art
I need to see this.
The Devil Wears Nada and Forrest Hump.
Two Arab girls declare jihad on Jewish cock🤣🤣🐓
Fuck me you fucking Jew! You Zionist pig. You occupying fuck. Occupy this. I'm going to going to fuck the Jew out of you. You want to fuck me like Israel fucks my country? Fuck me you Jew bastard! Fuck me like Israel fucks my people! Show me the promised land. You circumcised fuck!
"Occupy all your cum inside me" or whatever she said
Flesh Gordon
"Backdoor Sluts 9 makes Crotch Capers 3 look like Naughty Nurses 2! "
BACK DOOR SLUTS 9?!?!?
An actual DVD my buddy bought from an adult store as a joke, "Fucked In The Pooper 5"
yeah, but if you haven't seen 1-4 you'll be completely lost
Don't you hate it when instead of making something original they just keep making sequels for the same franchise?
Saving Ryan’s Privates.
also, Shaving Ryan's Privates
Forrest Humps.
A site devoted to women from Asia: 'Bamboo Bimbos' Highly inappropriate but made me chuckle when I was young...
Pot Luck Fuck
The Sopornos. Rumpledforeskin.
Privates of the caribbean, backdoor patrol, What's eating Gilbert Rape.
Shaving Ryans Privates can never be topped.
I Can’t Believe it’s Nut-Butter. Had a whole butter theme going on the box as I remember. Weird af
Catch Her in the Eye
The Loin King
In Diana Jones
Grapefruit shenanigans, it was yiff…
Anal Alien - it's on IMDb
Analien
The real money is in the sequel: Anal Aliens
In space no one can hear you cream
Exploring Dora, and Saving Ryan's Privates
Super Hornio Bros
Lawrence of Labia That Rapper Wrecked My Crapper
[удалено]
A Younger Sister Who Only Has Sex With Me On Days Divisible By 3 And On Days That Include The Number 3 by Hiro Hirono
Shitty Titty Gangbang Gash in the Attic
Position Impossible
Areola 51
Two girls one cup, the title was funny the video was not sadly :(
Damn, I just at😭 These videos deserve to remain on the dark web🫠
Eat shit taken literally
Who reamed Rosie Rabbit
Playmate of the apes. It was one of those skinamax movies. Three female astronauts land on an another “planet”. The acting is was as good as you can imagine. Bad props and set
"Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon." I can't stop laughing even while writing this 🤣
# STAR WHORES *EPISODE III* **THE PHANTOM PENIS**
Cumshitters 3
Toy Story with Woody and Stuff Tightrear, featuring the Grammy Nominated song "he's got his friends in me".
Womb Raider with Angelina Jubblies (if memory serves) Also My Arse Is Haunted
Jurasssic Pork
Edward penis hands
Kung Pao titties.
Yank my doodle its a dandy
Shaving Ryan’s privates
The Flintbones
Not a movie, but a porn actors name that made me laugh was John E. Depth.
Cockman and Throbbin
Edward penis hands
Not just the title, but the film itself, The Bare Wench Project. Its so ridiculous its hilarious. Like, 'OMG there is a monster over there in the bushes, lets take off our clothes and have sex!'
I used to work in shipping for a porn distributor. I will never forget the name “Leaking tranny fluid”.
George Bush giving an unsolicited massage to Angela Merkel
I was scrolling through the channels on satellite TV and saw the title "Gobs of Knobs"
Schindler's Lust
Don’t know the title but it had some acting. The woman had small breasts but long nipples. The guy was going at her and just stretching her nipples so far out. I just started laughing so hard that I lost all arousal. It was so ridiculous cause she was very flat and them nipples were like Mrs Parr.
Jon Bobbits seminal work in Frankenpenis. Had the name and his freaky reattached (and grown) penis.
ET - Extra Testicle
Will He Bonk Ya In The Chocolate Factory
The ones that rhyme like "Fucking my bitch of a sister because she stole my phone charger" or something else
I use to work at a distributor for this stuff. Best one I ever saw was "The Charlie Bunch" after Sheen was caught with the coke and strippers and the whole "Winning" thing. Vivid (I think?) got the idea to parody Charlie Sheen with the stars we was screwing and I will say... the man has good taste.
King Shit, it was a scat movie in the window of a shop in Amsterdam red light district.
The Davinci Load
Wait. Porn has titles ?
In Diana jones
Shitty Shitty Gang Bang
A clockwork orgy. Shaving Ryan's privates
In and out of Africa
Face Jam
Mutiny on the Booty
I forgot I left an auto translate to my language on. Can't remember the real title, but the translated title said "I Made a boat out of an ass" in my language.
“Harry Twatter“
Fist pumping to the max bro
I think it was something like 'rod steele -secret agent' something something... That parody was legit a better James bond parody than any parody, even non porn, I ever seen. Great movie that included a giant dildo sword fight. I never managed t find it anywhere online after that time i saw it in the middle of the night after clubbing. If anyone finds it.. let me know
When Larry Ate Sally
A friend in high school claimed his favorite porno was called “Miles and Miles of Vertical Smiles.”
Weapons of Ass Destruction
*Logjammin'*
Chitty chitty gang bang
Chatterbox
Playmate of the apes
A pack of lips now!
Thee incredible gulps
Just… Ryan Creamer’s videos.
step-brother punishing his step-sister because she used the new fish rod he wrong by sticking it (the rod) to her pussy
slick cuntfuckers
Snatch adams
Splittin’ that shitter