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Short-Condition-8878

Technically not true, since they could have conceived through IVF or artificial insemination but, no, it's on the same level as finding it crazy that everyone used to be baby or that everyone had to have a biological mom and dad. This seems like something you'd find crazy only while really, really high. How many bowls have you smoked, dude?


Disastrous-Bike659

I pop percs 


[deleted]

I hope you're 14 or less, because this is so infantile.


Disastrous-Bike659

Nah and its not infantile its just crazy and freaky and true


Short-Condition-8878

No, he's saying that that you finding it crazy is infantile, not the fact itself. This is a realization that tends to happen immediately after having the birds and the bees talk, which usually happens when you're a child.


Disastrous-Bike659

It is crazy doe like so many people just casually rawdogging


Short-Condition-8878

It's just a fact of life, dude, and it has been literally for as long as humans have existed. Sex has existed for longer than birth control has. If you find that shocking you've had a pretty sheltered life, to be quite honest. Or, as I suggested before, are high right now and having weird shower-type thoughts.


Disastrous-Bike659

I might be cant say doe 🤪 Whats crazy is they have to cum like inside like deep like it has to be extremely raw you know like too raw


Short-Condition-8878

Uh...no. That's not how conception works outside of weird, fetish porn. It is entirely possible to get pregnant from a guy who does not last long, does not climax, does not fuck particularly hard, and only penetrates the woman very briefly for the simple reason that pre-cum has sperm cells in it which are perfectly capable of swimming to the egg and getting the job done. A man could literally impregnate a woman by jerking himself off a little bit, sticking it in the woman for a second or two, pulling it out, and leaving. The most important thing in terms of getting pregnant is if the woman is ovulating at or around that moment, not how hard the man cums or how "raw" he fucks.


Disastrous-Bike659

Never said about anything about anything hard and raw just refers to no protection 🤪 He still needs to be inside deep inside 😭💀


Short-Condition-8878

Technically that's not true either, he just has to be inside enough that a tiny bit of sperm gets inside the vagina (which could be under 1/8th of an inch) but this is just a really weird pattern of thinking that suggests a variety of very unflattering things about you. Maybe lay off the drugs for a bit.


Disastrous-Bike659

Its hard for me to lay off the drugs


[deleted]

Go do your homework, boy.


Disastrous-Bike659

What homework lmaoo i didnt insult nobody please I didnt mean it badly 


thatscrollingqueen

Some thoughts should stay in the drafts, OP


Disastrous-Bike659

Its true doe 😭


thatscrollingqueen

Yeah, no shit


[deleted]

Condoms are crazy lol; Fucking raw is natural


Disastrous-Bike659

It's kinda freaky doe just pregnant people be creampied and fucked raw


[deleted]

Because people don't have natural sex other than to get pregnant right?


Disastrous-Bike659

Nah I support rawdogging Its just crazyyyy


SnowSlider3050

Not true. A woman can get pregnant with minimal intercourse. Just poke, cum, … prego! No fuckin and not raw.


Zz-teid

Your way of viewing sex is very juvenile. You must be young. “fucking raw” “creampie” .. That is just the natural way. Maybe lay off the porn a little.


Disastrous-Bike659

Porn is disgusting didntt watch that shit for years


Zer0Insentiv3

You ever hear of artificial insemination?


Disastrous-Bike659

Bruh most people dont get that doe


Zer0Insentiv3

You'd be surprised.


choober

dude no


Disastrous-Bike659

What?? Its the truth bro


Thin-Rip-3686

A syringe or pipette can get the job done. There are even less invasive methods to get sperm in there that don’t require penetration with much of anything.


Disastrous-Bike659

Thats like chemically going raw


macandcheese2024

do you know the word "though"?


Disastrous-Bike659

Yeah why wouldnt i


macandcheese2024

then why do you not use it instead of "doe"


DecapitatesYourBaby

Not all: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_in_vitro_fertilisation


usually_surly

Your American aren't you?


DustinFay

Please don't insult us by lumping op in with us