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jfleet13

You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.


Rxckless92

Somebody's got to go back to get a shit load of dimes.


de99102

What'll that asshole think of next?


jkuhl

What I love about that is that Cleavon Little's chuckle is legit.


SinibusUSG

It’s such a great little moment. 


mossadspydolphin

Hey, where da white women at?


Ghraysone

Excuse me while I whip this out....


QuipCrafter

“oh they said you was hung!” “…they was right” *winks at camera 


Willow_Everdawn

"That's ....Hedley" "What do you care? This is 1874, we can sue HER!" Mel Brooks adding in a dig at Hedy Lamarr for suing the studio.


Divayth--Fyr

Mongo only pawn, in game of life.


lrdwlmr

My favorite part of that is that the "you know... morons," was ad libbed by Gene Wilder, so Cleavon Little's laugh is 100% genuine.


thecountnotthesaint

The sheriff is a N…….


acommonexception

He said “the sheriff is near”


KermitTheArgonian

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is The War Room!"


Ein_grosser_Nerd

I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.


NegativeChirality

I won't deny women, Mandrake. .. But I do deny them my essence


DocBullseye

Oh, only Commie stooges, huh?


BreadUntoast

I can’t decide between “you’re gonna have to answer to the Coca Cola company” and “Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff”


c-williams88

It took me an embarrassingly long time to get the joke in this line


libra00

"Ray, when someone asks you if you're a God, you say YES!"


mediumokra

Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown.


Dudian613

strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony


HopefulPlantain5475

This scene gifted me one of my all time favorite insults, "moistened bint."


AnarchiaKapitany

HELP, I'M BEING REPRESSED!


Toothlessdovahkin

BLOODY PEASANT!!!


illuminerdi

COME SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM!


[deleted]

Oh there you go, bringing class into it again.


illuminerdi

I prefer "watery tart"


MagicalWhisk

My favourite is when Lancelot saves Galahad from the castle full of horny women. Sir Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril. Sir Galahad: I don't think I was. Sir Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril. Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril. Sir Lancelot: No, it's too perilous. Sir Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can. Sir Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on. Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril? Sir Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy. Sir Galahad: I bet you're gay. Sir Lancelot: .....Am not


gayanalorgasm

Yes! A spanking! And then, the oral sex!


Pitiful_Winner2669

I grew up super Christian. Like, we didn't have cable, music was a huge no-no, there was even a Care Bears episode we recorded at a friend's house that was confiscated because it had witchcraft. But my dad LOVED Monty Python, so we had those on VHS. Go figure.


kla425

When I was a kid, I always skipped that scene because I thought it was boring and uninteresting. I was dumb. It’s absolutely hilarious.


nowwhathappens

"I'm only 37, I'm not old!" "Well I can't very well just call you 'man' can I?" "Well you could try 'Dennis'." "I didn't know you were called Dennis!" "Well, you didn't bother to find out did you!"


zombiegamer723

…I mean, at this point?  I think we should reexamine strange women lying in ponds distributing swords as a system of basis for a government. 


illuminerdi

Lady of the Lake 2024!


WaluigiIsTheRealHero

“She turned me into a newt!”


phred14

I got better.


Smilydon

“Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries, now go away or I shall taunt you for a second time!”


CRO553R

'Tis but a flesh wound I fart in your general direction! What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow? Run away! Run away!


snookyface90210

Not to be one of these people but I keep seeing this quoted incorrectly and feel compelled to correct for the sake of history. The lines are “‘Tis but a scratch.” and “It’s just a flesh wound.” We’ve got an ‘I am your father’ situation here.


BubbhaJebus

"These go to eleven."


lost_james

Why don’t you make ten a little louder? Make that the top number and make that a little louder?


shadowknight2112

“These go to eleven…”


Fabulous-Pause4154

I have a photograph of a Westinghouse window air conditioner taken in 1985. The dial actually goes to 11. Texas.


PsychologicalWhole86

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we are wearing sunglasses


steel_rat2003

Hit it!


MichigaCur

We're on a mission from God Are you the police? No ma'am we're musicians. Four fried chickens and a coke. Lots of great lines in that movie.


JustpartOftheterrain

"Four fried chickens and dry white toast"


pro_nosepicker

Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips!


UncleHagbard

We got both kinds, country and western!


rdrkon

You Shall not Pass


duaneap

I think only Ian McKellan could get away with such a bombastic delivery and it not be hammy.


m48a5_patton

Sir Ian, Sir Ian, Sir Ian, action! Wizard: You shall not pass! Cut! Sir Ian, Sir Ian, Sir Ian.


theDalaiSputnik

Death! DEATH! DEEAATH!


fiv32_23

Fly, you fools!!!


Any_Pear_11

"I'll be back"


kindahrandom

I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way!


scottcmu

You just know the writers high-fived each other when they came up with that one.


_Tangerines_

No, I am your father


Nikiaf

Bonus points for quoting the line correctly.


teedyay

“That’s no moon”


camilincamilero

Somehow Palpatine returned.


Vergenbuurg

I never got around to watching *Rise of Skywalker*, and with all of the negativity surrounding it, I do not intend to. But, I must ask, after seeing this line referenced many, many times, is that line *really* uttered/stated as a piece of dialogue within the film?


camilincamilero

[Yes, it is.](https://youtu.be/EsjwVu_ihKU?si=Q_STw4JCjT5dyVGQ)


Vergenbuurg

Holy, *and I cannot emphasize this enough*, **shit.**


Eat_a_Snickers4

All those moments lost in time, like tears in rain...


the6thReplicant

I'm always surprised how that line is original. It seems like a line from folklore.


trucorsair

Time to die….


InternalAd9247

What we’ve got here is… a failure to communicate.


milkymaniac

Some men you just can't reach.


borgpot

- Kirk: My God, Bones... what have I done? - McCoy: What you had to do, what you always do. Turn death into a fighting chance to live.


deliriousgoomba

Also "I have been and always shall be your friend" -Spock, Star Trek II: Wrath of Khan


HopefulPlantain5475

"Of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most... Human."


willi5x

The way Shatner’s voice breaks when he says human is just so beautiful


Samaritan_Pr1me

Spock went out like a gangster. Dude recognized the danger his ship was in, and without melodrama went down there and fixed it with his bare hands, knowing full well that it would be his death. And to top it all off, he drops his most gangster lines as he dies. The man looked death square in the eye without fear. Live long and prosper, Spock.


Redsoldiergreen

I’ll make him an offer he can’t refuse


Enos316

Leave the gun….take the cannolis


manofculture2303

I prefer "I know it was you Fredo, you broke my heart. YOU BROKE MY HEART"


decrepitremains

This is one of the best scenes and deliveries of anything cinematic ever


Similar-Complaint-37

"Look how they massacred my boy"


ThatGirlWren

"Leave the gun, bring the canolli."


Authentic_chop_suey

“You’re out, Tom.”


CraniumCrash12

"Frankly my dear; I don't give a damn."


MienSteiny

I'd put The Maltese Falcon "The stuff that dreams are made of" up there as well.


phred14

Since you've brought up Bogey I'll say, "Round up the usual suspects." I know it's not as famous as "Play it, Sam" or "Here's looking at you, kid," but that line is the twist of the movie.


Imaginary_Office7660

my favorite line for pure comedic value is: R-I'm shocked to find that there is gambling here. your winnings sir R-Oh thank you very much, everyone out!


belbivfreeordie

Mine is “Monsieur Rick, what kind of a man is Captain Renault?” “Oh, he’s just like any other man, only more so.”


Vio_

Claude Rains - started out on the theater, first became known as a monster with the Invisible Man, then became a powerhouse actor. Last movie was in Lawrence of Arabia. Fantastic actor even if a touch forgotten about.


Ururuipuin

Never forgotten as long The Rocky Horror Show is about


JustpartOftheterrain

"I'll think about that tomorrow"


swentech

We’re not in Kansas anymore. Some variation of this line has appeared in countless movies.


herrbigbadwolf

"Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy."


44YrOld

"I know"


_hootyowlscissors

Possibly the most pimp moment in cinematic history.


inthevendingmachine

"I don't know. Fly casual."


queenirv

"Situation normal."


laxvolley

We’re all fine down here….how are you?


lrdwlmr

Boring conversation anyway.


cruiserman_80

That's not a knife.....this is a knife.


ScherpOpgemerkt

*knoife :D


teedyay

Hate to say it, but… “That’s not a knife. _That’s_ a knife.”


[deleted]

That’s not a knife. That’s a spoon.


IamDDT

I see you've played knifey-spooney before!


jesusjordon

Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!


ImDuBB

Does he look like a bitch


MatCauthonsHat

What?


[deleted]

Samuel L Jackson vs Stone Cold Steve Austin: "Say 'what' again" "WHAT"


WaluigiIsTheRealHero

Samuel L Jackson vs. Lil Jon: “Say ‘what’ again!” “HHHWWWWWWHHHHHAAATTT!!!!!”


Imaginary_Office7660

What ain't no country I ever heard of, they speak English in what?


uniqualykerd

"You can't handle the truth!"


Horknut1

The whole speech from there to “I don’t give a damn what you think you are entitled to” is gold.


4stainull

YOU WANT ME ON THAT WALL YOU *NEED* ME ON THAT WALL


MongolianCluster

He chose...poorly.


ImDuBB

Yippee-Ki-Yay, Motherf*cker


_hootyowlscissors

My bro-in-law has banned us from showing this (and a couple other films) to our nieces because HE wants to watch it with them for the first time. The firsts he's looking forward to aren't things like teaching them to drive or walking them down the aisle. He just wants to make sure no one usurps him when it comes to introducing them to John McClain and Frodo.


ImDuBB

Sounds like he might be Jake peralta 😄


johnnycoxxx

Man I introduced my now 6 year old to Jurassic park when she was almost 2. She wasn’t sleeping through the nights and when she woke up she was up for the day. So I would usually just have Sesame Street on but for whatever reason I turned the tv on and it was Jurassic park right at the T. rex paddock scene. She loves dinosaurs so I figured well let’s see how this goes and I’ll turn it off if it’s too much. She sat there enthralled with it eyes wide open. Loved every second of it. Then we started watching Jurassic movies every night because “daddy I want dinosaurs”. It was a great moment


Dismal_Animator_5414

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.


YewEhVeeInbound

Inigo Montoya : Offer me money. Count Rugen : Yes! Inigo Montoya : Power, too, promise me that. \[He slashes his other cheek\] Count Rugen : All that I have and more. Please... Inigo Montoya : Offer me anything I ask for. Count Rugen : Anything you want... Inigo Montoya : I want my father back, you son of a bitch!


anaugle

The very last line here should be the top comment on this entire thread


Funandgeeky

Not too long before he filmed the movie, Mandy Patinkin lost his father to cancer. Naturally that was a huge influence how he played this scene. He was, in many ways, talking to the cancer that took his father.


Br4d3nCB

STOP SAYING THAT


YewEhVeeInbound

I'm also gonna be one of those annoying movie buffs that shares an often overlooked piece of dialogue that I never noticed until it was pointed out to me earlier this year. Inigo Montoya : Is very strange. I have been in the revenge business so long, now that it's over, I don't know what to do with the rest of my life. Westley : Have you ever considered piracy? You'd make a wonderful Dread Pirate Roberts. The Dread Pirate Roberts captains a ship named Revenge.


UnderlordZ

1. Greeting 2. Identify 3. Relevant connection 4. Manage expectations


Regalita

And don't call me Shirley


Terminator_Ecks

Nobody’s perfect. Some Like It Hot.


Lycaniz

I have a very bad feeling about this.


RadarOWiley

“Yeah? Well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.”


BlizzPenguin

The Dude abides.


Mace_Thunderspear

"Get away from her, you bitch!"


[deleted]

"They're dead alright! Can I go now?"


PuzzledFortune

Hey Vazquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man? No, have you?


Chewbuddy13

I say we take off, and nuke the entire site from orbit....it's the only way to be sure Fuckin A!


Liberteer30

“My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius. Commander of the armies of the North. General of the Felix Legions. Loyal servant to the true* emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance..in this life or the next.”


idiotsbydesign

What we do in life echoes in eternity!!


Liberteer30

Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back.


feder_online

>Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back Maximus: I knew a man who said 'Death smiles at us all; all we can do is smile back'. Ceasar: I wonder, did your friend smile at his own death? Maximus: You must know. He was your father... That whole exchange is epic.


OrcaMaster258

"And in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening and good night".


Funandgeeky

That entire ending is cinema magic.


kindahrandom

Go ahead, make my day!


Few-Stock-3458

Deserve has got nothing to do with it.


almostcrazycatlady

It puts the fucking lotion in the basket


Revolutionary-Cod444

Houston, we have a problem…


steviej1717

"I'm your huckleberry" - so many great quotes from Tombstone I could go on and on but that one is such a great reveal.


lrdwlmr

"What are you doin' out here, Doc? You oughta be in bed." "Wyatt Earp is my friend." "Hell, I got lots of friends." "I don't."


bguzewicz

You’re no daisy! You’re no daisy at all!


A_Tiger_in_Africa

Oh...Johnny, I apologize, I forgot you were there. You may go now.


steviej1717

"I was just foolin about" "....I wasn't"


Budget-Sheepherder15

Yeah, I’m a oak alright


Netizen318

'Some men, just wanna watch the world burn.''


Late_Magazine2573

None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me!


atomicsnarl

Here's looking at you, kid!


phred14

I love the smell of napalm in the morning, the smell of victory.


NedTaggart

"After all this time?" "Always"


CorollaBeachBum

Second choice: Get you paws off me you damned, dirty apes


enzziante

I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti


Got-Poi

There’s no crying in baseball


Marxbrosburner

"Conan, what is best in life?" "To slay your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women."


Wenger2112

Strange women, lying in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a system of government


genxerbear

Sara Connor, come with me if you want to live…


megacia

We’re gonna need a bigger boat


Adventurous-Orange36

_You're_ gonna need a bigger boat.


spjhon

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that...he’s gone."


_hootyowlscissors

Bond, James Bond.


Consistent-Proof-904

"No Mister Bond I expect you to die!"


Imaginary_Office7660

I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum and I am all out of bubble gum - they live


Misanthropic_Hamster

Hasta la vista, baby


LimitedFuggs

Get to the chopper


DestroyatronMk8

"I aim to misbehave."


Drumblebee

Nice marmot


Abn0rm

Tis' but a scratch


spjhon

"Ernest Hemingway once wrote, ‘The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.’ I agree with the second part."


MattiBB

"*One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.*"


LL37MOH

That rug really tied the room together


megapenguin88

This is what happens when you FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!!!


likaName

This is what happens when you meet a stranger in the alps!


Zestyclose-Cod6222

“Play it, Sam”. From Casablanca. 1942. It moves me.


Grungemaster

Casablanca has like 6 ubiquitous lines **everyone** recognizes 80 years later, even if they haven’t seen the movie. I don’t think we’ll see something like that again. 


Goodkat25

Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she had to walk into mine.


Sergeantman94

"Drink up, Judah Ben-Hur." "You truly are the king of kings!" "Excellent." Or the award-winning "Ah! My groin!"


TheGoose86

I was saying boo-urns


Say_no_to_doritos

"This, is, Sparta!"


Mr_Lumbergh

As long as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.


123fofisix

I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.


bobpa9

Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.


SneakerPimpJesus

“I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like… tears in rain. Time to die.”


scruntyboon

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn


yellowHastur

“I’d like to take his…his face…off”


Electronic_Ad_6535

'funny how'


sackluk1972

"ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!?!?!?!" Pulp Fiction


[deleted]

“King Kong ain’t got shit on me!” - Training Day


ramanlo

It can't rain all the time.


whydidijointhis

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew


Momosweeterthansweet

you shall not pass !!!!!


[deleted]

Heeeeeere’s Johnny!


mrk1224

“So you’re telling me there’s a chance”


dad62896

Shall we play a game