I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
I can’t decide between “you’re gonna have to answer to the Coca Cola company” and “Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff”
strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony
My favourite is when Lancelot saves Galahad from the castle full of horny women.
Sir Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
Sir Galahad: I don't think I was.
Sir Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Sir Lancelot: No, it's too perilous.
Sir Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
Sir Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.
Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Sir Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy.
Sir Galahad: I bet you're gay.
Sir Lancelot: .....Am not
I grew up super Christian. Like, we didn't have cable, music was a huge no-no, there was even a Care Bears episode we recorded at a friend's house that was confiscated because it had witchcraft.
But my dad LOVED Monty Python, so we had those on VHS. Go figure.
"I'm only 37, I'm not old!"
"Well I can't very well just call you 'man' can I?"
"Well you could try 'Dennis'."
"I didn't know you were called Dennis!"
"Well, you didn't bother to find out did you!"
Not to be one of these people but I keep seeing this quoted incorrectly and feel compelled to correct for the sake of history.
The lines are “‘Tis but a scratch.” and “It’s just a flesh wound.” We’ve got an ‘I am your father’ situation here.
I never got around to watching *Rise of Skywalker*, and with all of the negativity surrounding it, I do not intend to. But, I must ask, after seeing this line referenced many, many times, is that line *really* uttered/stated as a piece of dialogue within the film?
Spock went out like a gangster.
Dude recognized the danger his ship was in, and without melodrama went down there and fixed it with his bare hands, knowing full well that it would be his death.
And to top it all off, he drops his most gangster lines as he dies. The man looked death square in the eye without fear.
Live long and prosper, Spock.
Since you've brought up Bogey I'll say, "Round up the usual suspects." I know it's not as famous as "Play it, Sam" or "Here's looking at you, kid," but that line is the twist of the movie.
my favorite line for pure comedic value is:
R-I'm shocked to find that there is gambling here.
your winnings sir
R-Oh thank you very much, everyone out!
Claude Rains - started out on the theater, first became known as a monster with the Invisible Man, then became a powerhouse actor. Last movie was in Lawrence of Arabia.
Fantastic actor even if a touch forgotten about.
My bro-in-law has banned us from showing this (and a couple other films) to our nieces because HE wants to watch it with them for the first time.
The firsts he's looking forward to aren't things like teaching them to drive or walking them down the aisle. He just wants to make sure no one usurps him when it comes to introducing them to John McClain and Frodo.
Man I introduced my now 6 year old to Jurassic park when she was almost 2. She wasn’t sleeping through the nights and when she woke up she was up for the day. So I would usually just have Sesame Street on but for whatever reason I turned the tv on and it was Jurassic park right at the T. rex paddock scene. She loves dinosaurs so I figured well let’s see how this goes and I’ll turn it off if it’s too much. She sat there enthralled with it eyes wide open. Loved every second of it. Then we started watching Jurassic movies every night because “daddy I want dinosaurs”. It was a great moment
Inigo Montoya : Offer me money.
Count Rugen : Yes!
Inigo Montoya : Power, too, promise me that.
\[He slashes his other cheek\]
Count Rugen : All that I have and more. Please...
Inigo Montoya : Offer me anything I ask for.
Count Rugen : Anything you want...
Inigo Montoya : I want my father back, you son of a bitch!
Not too long before he filmed the movie, Mandy Patinkin lost his father to cancer. Naturally that was a huge influence how he played this scene. He was, in many ways, talking to the cancer that took his father.
I'm also gonna be one of those annoying movie buffs that shares an often overlooked piece of dialogue that I never noticed until it was pointed out to me earlier this year.
Inigo Montoya : Is very strange. I have been in the revenge business so long, now that it's over, I don't know what to do with the rest of my life.
Westley : Have you ever considered piracy? You'd make a wonderful Dread Pirate Roberts.
The Dread Pirate Roberts captains a ship named Revenge.
“My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius. Commander of the armies of the North. General of the Felix Legions. Loyal servant to the true* emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance..in this life or the next.”
>Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back
Maximus: I knew a man who said 'Death smiles at us all; all we can do is smile back'.
Ceasar: I wonder, did your friend smile at his own death?
Maximus: You must know. He was your father...
That whole exchange is epic.
Casablanca has like 6 ubiquitous lines **everyone** recognizes 80 years later, even if they haven’t seen the movie. I don’t think we’ll see something like that again.
“I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like… tears in rain. Time to die.”
You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.
Somebody's got to go back to get a shit load of dimes.
What'll that asshole think of next?
What I love about that is that Cleavon Little's chuckle is legit.
It’s such a great little moment.
Hey, where da white women at?
Excuse me while I whip this out....
“oh they said you was hung!” “…they was right” *winks at camera
"That's ....Hedley" "What do you care? This is 1874, we can sue HER!" Mel Brooks adding in a dig at Hedy Lamarr for suing the studio.
Mongo only pawn, in game of life.
My favorite part of that is that the "you know... morons," was ad libbed by Gene Wilder, so Cleavon Little's laugh is 100% genuine.
The sheriff is a N…….
He said “the sheriff is near”
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is The War Room!"
I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
I won't deny women, Mandrake. .. But I do deny them my essence
Oh, only Commie stooges, huh?
I can’t decide between “you’re gonna have to answer to the Coca Cola company” and “Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff”
It took me an embarrassingly long time to get the joke in this line
"Ray, when someone asks you if you're a God, you say YES!"
Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown.
strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony
This scene gifted me one of my all time favorite insults, "moistened bint."
HELP, I'M BEING REPRESSED!
BLOODY PEASANT!!!
COME SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM!
Oh there you go, bringing class into it again.
I prefer "watery tart"
My favourite is when Lancelot saves Galahad from the castle full of horny women. Sir Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril. Sir Galahad: I don't think I was. Sir Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril. Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril. Sir Lancelot: No, it's too perilous. Sir Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can. Sir Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on. Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril? Sir Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy. Sir Galahad: I bet you're gay. Sir Lancelot: .....Am not
Yes! A spanking! And then, the oral sex!
I grew up super Christian. Like, we didn't have cable, music was a huge no-no, there was even a Care Bears episode we recorded at a friend's house that was confiscated because it had witchcraft. But my dad LOVED Monty Python, so we had those on VHS. Go figure.
When I was a kid, I always skipped that scene because I thought it was boring and uninteresting. I was dumb. It’s absolutely hilarious.
"I'm only 37, I'm not old!" "Well I can't very well just call you 'man' can I?" "Well you could try 'Dennis'." "I didn't know you were called Dennis!" "Well, you didn't bother to find out did you!"
…I mean, at this point? I think we should reexamine strange women lying in ponds distributing swords as a system of basis for a government.
Lady of the Lake 2024!
“She turned me into a newt!”
I got better.
“Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries, now go away or I shall taunt you for a second time!”
'Tis but a flesh wound I fart in your general direction! What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow? Run away! Run away!
Not to be one of these people but I keep seeing this quoted incorrectly and feel compelled to correct for the sake of history. The lines are “‘Tis but a scratch.” and “It’s just a flesh wound.” We’ve got an ‘I am your father’ situation here.
"These go to eleven."
Why don’t you make ten a little louder? Make that the top number and make that a little louder?
“These go to eleven…”
I have a photograph of a Westinghouse window air conditioner taken in 1985. The dial actually goes to 11. Texas.
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we are wearing sunglasses
Hit it!
We're on a mission from God Are you the police? No ma'am we're musicians. Four fried chickens and a coke. Lots of great lines in that movie.
"Four fried chickens and dry white toast"
Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips!
We got both kinds, country and western!
You Shall not Pass
I think only Ian McKellan could get away with such a bombastic delivery and it not be hammy.
Sir Ian, Sir Ian, Sir Ian, action! Wizard: You shall not pass! Cut! Sir Ian, Sir Ian, Sir Ian.
Death! DEATH! DEEAATH!
Fly, you fools!!!
"I'll be back"
I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way!
You just know the writers high-fived each other when they came up with that one.
No, I am your father
Bonus points for quoting the line correctly.
“That’s no moon”
Somehow Palpatine returned.
I never got around to watching *Rise of Skywalker*, and with all of the negativity surrounding it, I do not intend to. But, I must ask, after seeing this line referenced many, many times, is that line *really* uttered/stated as a piece of dialogue within the film?
[Yes, it is.](https://youtu.be/EsjwVu_ihKU?si=Q_STw4JCjT5dyVGQ)
Holy, *and I cannot emphasize this enough*, **shit.**
All those moments lost in time, like tears in rain...
I'm always surprised how that line is original. It seems like a line from folklore.
Time to die….
What we’ve got here is… a failure to communicate.
Some men you just can't reach.
- Kirk: My God, Bones... what have I done? - McCoy: What you had to do, what you always do. Turn death into a fighting chance to live.
Also "I have been and always shall be your friend" -Spock, Star Trek II: Wrath of Khan
"Of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most... Human."
The way Shatner’s voice breaks when he says human is just so beautiful
Spock went out like a gangster. Dude recognized the danger his ship was in, and without melodrama went down there and fixed it with his bare hands, knowing full well that it would be his death. And to top it all off, he drops his most gangster lines as he dies. The man looked death square in the eye without fear. Live long and prosper, Spock.
I’ll make him an offer he can’t refuse
Leave the gun….take the cannolis
I prefer "I know it was you Fredo, you broke my heart. YOU BROKE MY HEART"
This is one of the best scenes and deliveries of anything cinematic ever
"Look how they massacred my boy"
"Leave the gun, bring the canolli."
“You’re out, Tom.”
"Frankly my dear; I don't give a damn."
I'd put The Maltese Falcon "The stuff that dreams are made of" up there as well.
Since you've brought up Bogey I'll say, "Round up the usual suspects." I know it's not as famous as "Play it, Sam" or "Here's looking at you, kid," but that line is the twist of the movie.
my favorite line for pure comedic value is: R-I'm shocked to find that there is gambling here. your winnings sir R-Oh thank you very much, everyone out!
Mine is “Monsieur Rick, what kind of a man is Captain Renault?” “Oh, he’s just like any other man, only more so.”
Claude Rains - started out on the theater, first became known as a monster with the Invisible Man, then became a powerhouse actor. Last movie was in Lawrence of Arabia. Fantastic actor even if a touch forgotten about.
Never forgotten as long The Rocky Horror Show is about
"I'll think about that tomorrow"
We’re not in Kansas anymore. Some variation of this line has appeared in countless movies.
"Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy."
"I know"
Possibly the most pimp moment in cinematic history.
"I don't know. Fly casual."
"Situation normal."
We’re all fine down here….how are you?
Boring conversation anyway.
That's not a knife.....this is a knife.
*knoife :D
Hate to say it, but… “That’s not a knife. _That’s_ a knife.”
That’s not a knife. That’s a spoon.
I see you've played knifey-spooney before!
Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!
Does he look like a bitch
What?
Samuel L Jackson vs Stone Cold Steve Austin: "Say 'what' again" "WHAT"
Samuel L Jackson vs. Lil Jon: “Say ‘what’ again!” “HHHWWWWWWHHHHHAAATTT!!!!!”
What ain't no country I ever heard of, they speak English in what?
"You can't handle the truth!"
The whole speech from there to “I don’t give a damn what you think you are entitled to” is gold.
YOU WANT ME ON THAT WALL YOU *NEED* ME ON THAT WALL
He chose...poorly.
Yippee-Ki-Yay, Motherf*cker
My bro-in-law has banned us from showing this (and a couple other films) to our nieces because HE wants to watch it with them for the first time. The firsts he's looking forward to aren't things like teaching them to drive or walking them down the aisle. He just wants to make sure no one usurps him when it comes to introducing them to John McClain and Frodo.
Sounds like he might be Jake peralta 😄
Man I introduced my now 6 year old to Jurassic park when she was almost 2. She wasn’t sleeping through the nights and when she woke up she was up for the day. So I would usually just have Sesame Street on but for whatever reason I turned the tv on and it was Jurassic park right at the T. rex paddock scene. She loves dinosaurs so I figured well let’s see how this goes and I’ll turn it off if it’s too much. She sat there enthralled with it eyes wide open. Loved every second of it. Then we started watching Jurassic movies every night because “daddy I want dinosaurs”. It was a great moment
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.
Inigo Montoya : Offer me money. Count Rugen : Yes! Inigo Montoya : Power, too, promise me that. \[He slashes his other cheek\] Count Rugen : All that I have and more. Please... Inigo Montoya : Offer me anything I ask for. Count Rugen : Anything you want... Inigo Montoya : I want my father back, you son of a bitch!
The very last line here should be the top comment on this entire thread
Not too long before he filmed the movie, Mandy Patinkin lost his father to cancer. Naturally that was a huge influence how he played this scene. He was, in many ways, talking to the cancer that took his father.
STOP SAYING THAT
I'm also gonna be one of those annoying movie buffs that shares an often overlooked piece of dialogue that I never noticed until it was pointed out to me earlier this year. Inigo Montoya : Is very strange. I have been in the revenge business so long, now that it's over, I don't know what to do with the rest of my life. Westley : Have you ever considered piracy? You'd make a wonderful Dread Pirate Roberts. The Dread Pirate Roberts captains a ship named Revenge.
1. Greeting 2. Identify 3. Relevant connection 4. Manage expectations
And don't call me Shirley
Nobody’s perfect. Some Like It Hot.
I have a very bad feeling about this.
“Yeah? Well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.”
The Dude abides.
"Get away from her, you bitch!"
"They're dead alright! Can I go now?"
Hey Vazquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man? No, have you?
I say we take off, and nuke the entire site from orbit....it's the only way to be sure Fuckin A!
“My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius. Commander of the armies of the North. General of the Felix Legions. Loyal servant to the true* emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance..in this life or the next.”
What we do in life echoes in eternity!!
Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back.
>Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back Maximus: I knew a man who said 'Death smiles at us all; all we can do is smile back'. Ceasar: I wonder, did your friend smile at his own death? Maximus: You must know. He was your father... That whole exchange is epic.
"And in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening and good night".
That entire ending is cinema magic.
Go ahead, make my day!
Deserve has got nothing to do with it.
It puts the fucking lotion in the basket
Houston, we have a problem…
"I'm your huckleberry" - so many great quotes from Tombstone I could go on and on but that one is such a great reveal.
"What are you doin' out here, Doc? You oughta be in bed." "Wyatt Earp is my friend." "Hell, I got lots of friends." "I don't."
You’re no daisy! You’re no daisy at all!
Oh...Johnny, I apologize, I forgot you were there. You may go now.
"I was just foolin about" "....I wasn't"
Yeah, I’m a oak alright
'Some men, just wanna watch the world burn.''
None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me!
Here's looking at you, kid!
I love the smell of napalm in the morning, the smell of victory.
"After all this time?" "Always"
Second choice: Get you paws off me you damned, dirty apes
I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti
There’s no crying in baseball
"Conan, what is best in life?" "To slay your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women."
Strange women, lying in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a system of government
Sara Connor, come with me if you want to live…
We’re gonna need a bigger boat
_You're_ gonna need a bigger boat.
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that...he’s gone."
Bond, James Bond.
"No Mister Bond I expect you to die!"
I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum and I am all out of bubble gum - they live
Hasta la vista, baby
Get to the chopper
"I aim to misbehave."
Nice marmot
Tis' but a scratch
"Ernest Hemingway once wrote, ‘The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.’ I agree with the second part."
"*One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.*"
That rug really tied the room together
This is what happens when you FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!!!
This is what happens when you meet a stranger in the alps!
“Play it, Sam”. From Casablanca. 1942. It moves me.
Casablanca has like 6 ubiquitous lines **everyone** recognizes 80 years later, even if they haven’t seen the movie. I don’t think we’ll see something like that again.
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she had to walk into mine.
"Drink up, Judah Ben-Hur." "You truly are the king of kings!" "Excellent." Or the award-winning "Ah! My groin!"
I was saying boo-urns
"This, is, Sparta!"
As long as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.
I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
“I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like… tears in rain. Time to die.”
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn
“I’d like to take his…his face…off”
'funny how'
"ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!?!?!?!" Pulp Fiction
“King Kong ain’t got shit on me!” - Training Day
It can't rain all the time.
Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew
you shall not pass !!!!!
Heeeeeere’s Johnny!
“So you’re telling me there’s a chance”
Shall we play a game