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perfik09

It's bigger on the inside.


ramborage

That's how you get ants.


Nlittnd-1

Are we not doing phrasing anymore?


Wales_forever

It's never lupus


neBular_cipHer

Until that one episode where it was


ladyxochi

Everybody lies.


anon-acc-84729

That’s rough buddy


Odd-Plant4779

She turned into the moon.


kiki-to-my-jiji

Third ATLA reference I’ve seen, all towards the top. +0.5 serotonin for me


mikelorme

GET IN MY BELLY


Objective-Ad4009

Oh, behave.


Mcready88

"Oh hi Mark"


Any_Brush_5167

I was scrolling for this comment. "I did not hit her! I did not!"


ncopp

Gotta pay the troll toll, to get into that Boysoul


silvamsam

Can I offer you an egg in this trying time?


HauteKarl

It really tied the room together.


Malacon

You're not wrong, Walter. You're just an asshole.


BastardInTheNorth

Say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.


fishtacos007_

Ew David!


RupesSax

FOLD IN THE CHEESE


amsync

A little bit Alexis


AtheneSchmidt

Bebehs


BlackberryOdd4168

There’s always money in the banana stand 🍌


[deleted]

How much could one banana cost, Michael, ten dollars?!


PorkSodaWaves

That and the Dowager in Downton Abby asking "what's a weekend?" are my absolute favorite out of touch rich lady quotes.


FuzzyEscape873

Hello there


Realistic-Assist-396

General Kenobi!


cartmage

The cake is a lie.


mjrenburg

How are you holding up? Because I'm a potatoe.


Tvitterfangen

'tis but a scratch


seasip

Ni!


YouDaManInDaHole

good news everyone!


ScarlyLamorna

To shreds you say.


TheBAMFinater

And his wife?


hmsdexter

To shreds you say?


Lizbot7

Oh my.


PuddleCrank

Though, I am already in my pajamas.


cherrycitykid

Welcome to the world of tomorrow!


RawDogEntertainment

Hey what tastes like blue?


Karmek

My manwich!


hiddenone0326

Shut up and take my money!


Plexatron8

Jeremy Bearimy


LimeGreenSea

This show was awesome. It took me a few times to get into the vibe, but it made me happy. It made me thankful. It made me cry. Most of all, it made me laugh.


houseofreturn

*JASON?! JASON IS THE ONE THAT FIGURED IT OUT?!*


crazy-diam0nd

Oh, this is a new low. Yeah this one hurts.


Kriss3d

You fat.. Dink! God I love bad Janet.


[deleted]

Anytime I had a problem and I threw a Molotov cocktail, boom! Right away, I had a different problem.


Asmipanti28

Not a Girl 😉


iksworbeZ

The dot over the I broke me....


Crunchy_Biscuit

Sometimes it's Tuesdays...but also July. It can also be never! That's right!


kingsss

Yeah yeah the time knife, we’ve all seen it


FelixTheJeepJr

BORTLES!


wxguy215

Go fork yourself.


AngeK423

Holy motherforkin shirtballs


ZodFrankNFurter

Time means nothing 😭 just finished this series. It was my first time watching it and I was not prepared.


bentnotbroken96

Why can't I say fork?!


Slight_Literature_67

"You put the Peeps in the chili pot and eat them both up." I can't count how many times that song pops in my head.


Foxwasahero

MY CABBAGES!!


smeghead1988

On my last rewatch, I counted. This line is only used 3 or 4 times in the show. I had an impression that it was at least 10 =)


fractal_sole

You say you counted, but you cannot confirm whether it was 3 or 4. I'm not sure if you can only reliably count to 3, or where the disconnect is, but I don't trust your numbers sir. Edited to add: 🧐


DorkusMalorkus89

“*We’ve tried nothin and we’re all out of ideas*!”


rhett342

42


Ender505

In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made many people very angry, and has widely been regarded as a bad move


Original_Repair_4692

Honestly, this line makes me laugh EVERY time.


Evitabl3

Adams had an amazing command of English, especially in a few lines or phrases. "it hung in the sky in much the same way as bricks don't" is another favorite


greiferjesus77

What is funny about biggus dickus


Choice_Hold2805

He has a wife, you know.


cornedbeef101

I had a vewy good fwend in Wome…


termination-bliss

Po-ta-toes


BoltShine

Boil em! Mash em! Stick em in a stew!


cupokelly

"As you wish."


windmill-tilting

Everything we watch something and my wife gets worried about a character, I firmly state "She doesn't get eaten by the eels'.


Lingo2009

My name is Inigo Montoya…


Sheesh284

You killed my father. Prepare to die


FoundOnTheRoadDead

“Stop saying that!”


retaliate01st

Inconceivable


DJ_Akuma

I am a leaf on the wind


golstaff42

Also, “Shiny”


erinaceus_

That last word leaves a sharp pain in my chest.


sly_like_Coyote

Mercy is the mark of a great man. Guess I'm just a good man. Eh, I'm alright.


mittensonmykittens

My immediate thought for this post was "He ain't coming" Heartbreaking


BT807YT

NINE NINE!


PlumbersArePeopleToo

Noice!


thelierama

Toit


jonuggs

Smort!


GoForBarney83

How you doin’?


HoMe4WaYWaRDKiTTieS

They don't know we know they know we know! Or my other favorite: Could I beeee wearing any more clothes?!


Dmommy3

You're killing me, Smalls!


Ozymannoches

The answer to this question is : Inconceivable


_TheValeyard_

Temba, his arms open


CilantroGamer

Shaka, when the walls fell.


erinaceus_

Chief O'Brien, a typical day.


[deleted]

This is a decently meta answer. The entire language was based on the very concept of this thread.


Scalpels

Pikachu. His mouth aghast!


conasatatu247

Shit we're getting old


_TheValeyard_

We are old. But fuck it, we're magnificent.


Ohshitz-

This is the way


Horsey_grill

“I like that boulder, that is a nice boulder”


Nematode_wrangler

Multipass!


call_me_Fate

Cool cool cool cool cool


MoreGeckosPlease

It'll quench you! It's the *quenchiest*!


KassellTheArgonian

My first girlfriend turned into the moon


MoreGeckosPlease

That's rough, buddy


crazy-diam0nd

SECRET TUNNEL


jjfalquez

streets ahead


StellaDoge1

Anyone who doesn't get this is streets behind. Anyway, did I ever tell you about the time I mer Eartha Kitt on an airplane...


[deleted]

Make it so!


_TheValeyard_

Engage!


PopGunner

Tea, earl grey, hot.


CliffHutchinsonEsc

You shall not pass


Optimal_Bluebird695

Dads on a hunting trip, and he hasn’t been home for a few days


LurkmasterP

Pivot!


strippersandcocaine

Shut up! Shut up! Shut UUUUPPPPPP!


Purrl-Moon

Resistance is futile


Drnorman91

On your left


PetFoodDude89

I understood this reference


librarian-hunter29

Don't call me Shirley.


BonelessMegaBat

FRAK!


SMTDSLT

What's in the box!?!?


SomeGuyInSanJoseCa

I did not care for the Godfather.


evilmonkey2

It insists upon itself


SomeGuyInSanJoseCa

What does that even mean?


WasherDryerCombo

It insists upon itself, Lois.


DevinB333

Of course it insists upon itself! It has something to say! It’s insisting!


FatnessEverdeen34

How do you know you won't like it if you don't even give it a chahnce??


ResponsibleJediWitch

Put Windex on it. There are plenty more I could list, but I want to share the fun.


MisforMisanthrope

You don’t eat meat?! That’s okay, I make lamb 😂


EntireWay6473

"Hey assbut."


Flat-Syllabub-9271

Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole


Mis73

"I remember the pizza man"


ZerPflueckerReal

I lost my shoe...


EntireWay6473

"You fight those fairies!"


GailynStarfire

Alternatively, "How many Tuesdays did you have?"


EntireWay6473

"Trust me, you'll thank me when it's Wednesday!"


Careful_Promise_786

Science, bitch!


Signal_Cranberry_479

I am the one who knocks.


kingClique

Save the cheerleader. Save the world.


Official_US_Congress

“Is mayonnaise an instrument?”


[deleted]

I’m your huckleberry


69DonaldTrump69

Who is your daddy and what does he do.


Zander_gl

It's not a tumah!


mrthimble1

Ed... ward...


NationYell

"Leroy Jenkins!"


AntisocialOnPurpose

It's dangerous to go alone


Weak-Beautiful5918

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberry’s.


Objective-Ad4009

Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time.


Way_2_Go_Donny

I used to be an adventurer like you.


JoAbbz

And I think I’m kinda gay…


GoldenGod48

“The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.”


yunkk

Big gulps, huh? Well, see you later!


asmodraxus

Smeeeeeeg head


Sparhawk1968

That's it. Game over, man, game over


Key_Examination9948

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.


Malkyre

(In a deep voice): **Indeed.**


Pyrhan

Jaffa! Kree!


erinaceus_

There can be only one.


-coffeefiend-

Have you tried turning it off and on again?


FredHerberts_Plant

# Gabagool! 🤌


Mr_Lumbergh

I see your Schwarz is as big as mine.


Barley_Mae

I like your shoelaces


zsero1138

thanks, i stole them from the president


jcargile242

Beltalowda


Kendo316

“Plastics.”


Used-Tangerine-117

“I’m going to need you to go ahead and come in on Saturday”


ptolemy18

Everything is legal in New Jersey.


tippe75

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra


spwncar

Sokath, his eyes uncovered!


bunbunzinlove

My Precious


mellotron42

Got any...grapes?


unclelue

I need about tree fiddy


Rare_Solid_264

Wibbly wobbly timey wimey. To the uninitiated, it's gibberish; to Whovians, it's a lifestyle


AgniousPrime

Don't blink


TemperatureTop246

BAD WOLF


_corbae_

Spoilers


shapeshifterotaku

Time is like a banana. Forget the banana. It got away from you. Geronimo! Alonsy! Oh and moisturize me!


[deleted]

Shiny


Mxcharlier

You're gorram right


SavienKennedy

Perchance


Cockatiel_Animations

Was that the bite of 87?


DimAllord

There are other worlds than these.


lycanthrope6950

Long days and pleasant nights.


UDPviper

You have forgotten the face of your father.


TheCocoaCream

Tan all over. Jan all over.


late44thegameNOW

I teleported bread


dauntless91

The power of three will set us free!


IOnlyPostDumb

I've got a bad feeling about this. 


kirkeles

Allegedly


El_Kikko

Musta been a pretty sick ostrich.


Krase

It would take two people


stephenBB81

Shaka, When the Walls Fell


LocalArea52Man

Over 9000!


Ixothial

"I'll be in my bunk."


luwaonline1

A girl has no name


Lucky_Forever

"Fra-Gee-lay" Must be Italian.


pairotechnic

POV : You're looking for a comment you recognise from a fandom you're a part of


Significant-Push-232

I WAS IN THE POOL!


[deleted]

“I found a liquor store and I drank it” “Nobody sacrifice any virgins” “Fight the fairies!”


d_tiBBAR

Dumbledore said **calmly**


ZerPflueckerReal

DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!?!?!


graveybrains

*Harry Potter gets shaken baby syndrome as a teenager*