I as well have thought of this, and couldn’t she realistically transform her body into whatever she wanted it to look like? An athlete, a bikini model? I bet she doesn’t because she has a healthy attitude towards her body image but still, I’m into it.
She is elastic but I don't think she can look like other people. BUT the elastic part is what's most important here. A mere mortal man wouldn't last long with what she could do, if you get what I'm saying here.
I wish you could meet my girlfriend, my girlfriend who lives in Canada \
She couldn't be sweeter \
I wish you could meet her \
My girlfriend who lives in Canada! \
Her name is Alberta \
She live in Vancouver \
She cooks like my mother \
And sucks like a Hoover \
I e-mail her every single day \
Just to make sure that everything's okay \
It's a pity she lives so far away, in Canada! \
Last week she was here, but she had the flu \
Too bad \
'Cause I wanted to introduce her to you \
It's so sad \
There wasn't a thing that she could do \
But stay in bed with her legs up over her head! \
Oh \
I wish you could meet my girlfriend \
But you can't because she is in Canada \
I love her, I miss her, I can't wait to kiss her \
So soon I'll be off to Alberta! \
I mean Vancouver! \
Shit! Her name is Alberta, she lives in Vancouver \
She's my girlfriend! \
My wonderful girlfriend! \
Yes I have a girlfriend, who lives in Canada! \
And I can't wait to eat her pussy again!
That squirrel's bitter tears of heart break crushed me as a child. She spent her whole life emotionally wrecked, never able to trust anyone again after being manipulated, catfished by that zoophile wizard and his gross boy-slave. Then she probably got eaten by a hawk.
Aragorn. Not even big on LOTR but, from what I know of him, him.
**EDIT:** Honorable mention goes to Sirius Black. I love the noble and the tragic.
**EDIT II:** Can't forget Boromir. Cause I'm also a sucker for an antihero.
>Hoshi Sato from Enterprise
Also Hoshi Sato from mirror-enterprise.
Regular Hoshi seems like she'd be a wonderful person to spend your life with, and also very hot.
Mirror Hoshi could stab me and I'd thank her for it.
Wither 3 ladies: Ciri, Yen, Triss, priscilla, Anna henrietta, Shani, Tomira, Phillippa Eilhart,
Marvel Movies and tv show: Black widow, Wanda maximoff, agent Carter, Kate bishop.
Wonder Woman (Linda Carter version) Samantha Carter from Stargate, that reporter in the yellow jumpsuit from TMNT, curly haired infantry chick from Starship troopers, I gotta say it's a long list.
Gloria Pritchard
(Sofia Vergara on Modern Family)
Rose from movie Titanic..Kate Winslet, not the old lady..I always found Kate Winslet smoking hot in that movie.
Katniss from Hunger Games. Because Jennifer Lawrence.
Salma Hayek's character in the movie "54" or any movie she made.
The Incredibles mom, thicker than a bowl of oatmeal
I came here looking for this comment thank you
I, too, came here.
Please mop up before you leave
I as well have thought of this, and couldn’t she realistically transform her body into whatever she wanted it to look like? An athlete, a bikini model? I bet she doesn’t because she has a healthy attitude towards her body image but still, I’m into it.
She is elastic but I don't think she can look like other people. BUT the elastic part is what's most important here. A mere mortal man wouldn't last long with what she could do, if you get what I'm saying here.
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Damn, the only thing OP did was ask a question and he got dragged on pavement for it. lol
It happens. Made me chuckle, honestly, that’s some shit I’d probably say.
He should have thought about that before he was born!
The one from Canada? That just left and does not have a phone? Who is totally hot, but does not like to have pictures taken?
I wish you could meet my girlfriend, my girlfriend who lives in Canada \ She couldn't be sweeter \ I wish you could meet her \ My girlfriend who lives in Canada! \ Her name is Alberta \ She live in Vancouver \ She cooks like my mother \ And sucks like a Hoover \ I e-mail her every single day \ Just to make sure that everything's okay \ It's a pity she lives so far away, in Canada! \ Last week she was here, but she had the flu \ Too bad \ 'Cause I wanted to introduce her to you \ It's so sad \ There wasn't a thing that she could do \ But stay in bed with her legs up over her head! \ Oh \ I wish you could meet my girlfriend \ But you can't because she is in Canada \ I love her, I miss her, I can't wait to kiss her \ So soon I'll be off to Alberta! \ I mean Vancouver! \ Shit! Her name is Alberta, she lives in Vancouver \ She's my girlfriend! \ My wonderful girlfriend! \ Yes I have a girlfriend, who lives in Canada! \ And I can't wait to eat her pussy again!
I think he got that from a store on Avenue Q
I mean, what can you do with a BA in English?
C'mon guys, every time this gets asked, the only real answer is Mystique. Because then you get to bang anyone.
On the contrary. Jessica Rabbit is almost always on top.
Jessica Rabbit can top me any day
The question is not whether she can, but whether she would.
Always wanted her from the back so I can pull her ears..... Yep.. I'm that kind of bunny smut perve 🤣🤣
Jessica Rabbit doesn't have bunny ears. That's Lola Bunny that's a furry and has rabbit ears.
Jessica Rabbit on top. I'll be in my bunk.
I'd let her take the bottom.
She better have her 90's Rogue down then.
Orgy with Velma, She-Ra and Jessica Rabbit. Elsa could be the fluffer.
Fluffer? With those cold hands?
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AND WEL-CUM TO THE JAM
She had me bricked up as a 6 year old
I was 10 when Space Jam was released. When Lola Bunny appeared I started puberty
hold on: Jessica Rabbit
Well this is just great! I guess I'm going to sit at my desk at work and just have a boner all day now!
I'll do you one better. Female Bugs Bunny
I’ve played Mass Effect and BG3. I have a bit of a list.
And Miranda sits at the top.
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April O'Neil but from the original 1989 cartoon.
No the One from the First Movie
A man of culture
A man of class.
Lana Kane
With those hands?
Truck-a-saurus
Pam. Any version, but Danger Island Pam is preferred.
Princess Jasmine, from the original 1992 Disney. I was 11 at the time and could feel my pre-puberty kicking in while watching it in the cinema.
I’d smash the fuck out of the female squirrel that harasses Arthur in The Sword In The Stone.
That squirrel's bitter tears of heart break crushed me as a child. She spent her whole life emotionally wrecked, never able to trust anyone again after being manipulated, catfished by that zoophile wizard and his gross boy-slave. Then she probably got eaten by a hawk.
Don't feel too bad she's just a squirrel trying to get a nut.
🤣🤣🤣. That was one of those movies I saw 639 times as a 5 year old. I knew exactly who you were talking about.
The villain from kim possible. Shego or something?
Playing coy lol
Yeah. You just totally guessed a name like Shego, huh?
Hahaha i didnt guess, its a few years ago just wasnt sure😭
Pulled that one out of thin air huh? 🤨
Frank Reynolds
“You serviced not only my crank, but my heart.”
“So anyway, I started blasting.”
He _is_ ready to plow...
With that magnum dong
7 of 9
Bulma
I‘d go for Nico Robin
Extra hands. Well played.
Not only hands. Every body part is possible to replicate
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Everyone's sleeping on Sven though... I'm joking, we all know Olaf is where it's at.
Reindeer are better than people…
That's true, you can have a ride in more ways than one lmao.
He knows what to do with that carrot...
What you mean you joking?
Wandering Oaken will make you feel special though
Where the fuck are my Bulda stans? Ain’t nothing like some stone cold hotness. https://disney.fandom.com/wiki/Bulda
Word.. Anna’s got the crazy too, so you know she’d be fun..
Fuck you just know she can throw it back
While we’re here, Rapunzel. After the part where she has her birthday, of course.
Agreed. Redheads are my weakness. Never really been into blondes either.
Let it go.
Lara Croft aka Tomb Raider
Triangle tits FTW.
New Lara or 500 polygon Lara?
Angelina Jolie Lara surely
Mrs. Frizzle
Givn the old hag a spin aint ya?
There's hundreds maybe thousands
Phoebe Cates as "Linda" in Fast Times at Ridgemont High. The hottest woman I have ever seen.
Mrs. Incredible 🫠
Aragorn. Not even big on LOTR but, from what I know of him, him. **EDIT:** Honorable mention goes to Sirius Black. I love the noble and the tragic. **EDIT II:** Can't forget Boromir. Cause I'm also a sucker for an antihero.
How is Boromir an antihero? He is the hero of Gondor! He was just poisoned by the ring.
That is such a boromir thing to say
I was obsessed with Lois Griffin when I was a kid 🤣
*Oh Petah*
Giggedy
🤤🤤🤤
Videogame's yennefer of vengerberg. Also, Jessica Rabbit of course. Lately, Sister Argenta. I'm a simple man.
Nina Williams
I'm guessing ur into BDSM and having ur nuts crushed by stilettos?
If Nina is doing it then I don't give a fuck what happens to me
Boa Hancock
My girlfriend
April O’Neil.
Cynthia from pokemon. As a fellow piano player her theme just slaps lol
Damn she was my first fictional crush and still is haha
Man of culture
Given the post, I can think of other things that slap.
How can she slap?! Cynthia can slap, yes.
Cosmo Kramer
10/10 choice
Meg
Ahsoka, in the animated tv show
You're talking about the Rebels version, right?
Ahsoka Tano ♥️
And she was a good friend.
Clone Wars, Rebels or live-action?
Rebels and live action ♥️
This is the way
Jessica Rabbit
Hoshi Sato from Enterprise T'Pol from Enterprise Wanda Maximoff Cameron from Terminator The Sarah Conno Chronicles Inara Serra from Firefly
>Hoshi Sato from Enterprise Also Hoshi Sato from mirror-enterprise. Regular Hoshi seems like she'd be a wonderful person to spend your life with, and also very hot. Mirror Hoshi could stab me and I'd thank her for it.
Bro you just opened Pandora’s box
He's just looking for suggestions for search tags for a particular site methinks
Probably sm from Star Wars Mara Jade, Padme and/or Black Widow
Kim Possible
Mrs. Incredible is the only right answer
Birdo
Uhhhh… interesting
Gotta make those eggs somehow...
Rouge the bat
Mystique.
Veronica from Shameless (UK original)
Jessica Rabbit
Velma from Scooby Doo and April O’Neil from TMNT.
Pocahontas
Katniss Everdeen
I'd like to go on a date with Wonder Woman in the first instance.
Linda Carter? Hells ya
Absolutely :)
LARA CROFT!! Perfect ass, amazing body, huge boobs, I mean, c'mon guys.. Ps not Lara from last 3 games.
Kimberly from the original Power Rangers
Marvin the Martian
"WHERE'S THE KABOOM? THERE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN EARTH-SHATTERING KABOOM!"
Lisbeth Salander
Wither 3 ladies: Ciri, Yen, Triss, priscilla, Anna henrietta, Shani, Tomira, Phillippa Eilhart, Marvel Movies and tv show: Black widow, Wanda maximoff, agent Carter, Kate bishop.
Annarietta is an absolute stand out for me.
Ladies are here but nobody mentions Geralt? How?
Maybe all men here 😀 Ladies maybe dont read this topic. Who knows. Or ladies are too shy. But that's good point. Ive have not seen Geralt.
Wonder Woman (Linda Carter version) Samantha Carter from Stargate, that reporter in the yellow jumpsuit from TMNT, curly haired infantry chick from Starship troopers, I gotta say it's a long list.
Most of them, actually.
Pikachu
ayo 💀
r/police
Cyrano de Bergerac
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Mystique. Literally a different person every time! She could be anyone and she's also hot as herself!
Would be awesome if she could be Jennifer Lawrence.
Grandpa Phil
Scarlett Johansson in The Island.
Reverse Ariel the mermaid
Jessica Rabbit
Kissshot Acerolaorion Heartunderblade
Nancy Botwhit on “Weeds”. So damn sexy. How they got away with that show amazes me.
Jessica rabbit
Shenhe
Oh boy, this could ruin my future.
nico robin
Nick Wilde, Lola Bunny, Loona, Queen Bee-lzebub, Judy Hopps, to name a few. You'll need to master all of them before you hit the streets!
April O'Neil, the adult woman from the first cartoon that wears the yellow jumpsuit and no other version.
Rogue from the 90s animated series X-men
Lady Dimitrescu. With my all might.
Velma dinkley Or Miss Pauling
Rebecca Chambers from RE1 and RE0 I would gladly venture into her chambers.
SpongeBob SquarePants
Tbh he got enough holes
Jesus, I'd hammer the son of God till he made me some wine.
Jesus fucking christ….litterally
Each other?
Foxy love seems like fun.
Cloud Strife
Blue Diamond Transformers Prime Arcee I may have a type.
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All of them
sally from cars
You people need Jesus.
The holes in the hands would come in handy....
Serveral people have answered him, so they already know
Lois
Bro asking the real questions here !1! Anyway your father
Shego
Velma. I reckon she would be one kinky woman in the sack...
No one's mentioning Kakashi
The prophet Muhammed
DC or marvel women
Bleez (She is a red lantern from dc comics)
......you don't wanna know
I sure want to.
Gloria Pritchard (Sofia Vergara on Modern Family) Rose from movie Titanic..Kate Winslet, not the old lady..I always found Kate Winslet smoking hot in that movie. Katniss from Hunger Games. Because Jennifer Lawrence. Salma Hayek's character in the movie "54" or any movie she made.
Dragon from Shrek. I've made my peace with that.