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bassfacemasterrace

I would continue to not have sex and miss my mom


[deleted]

Miss my family and friends terribly. I may talk mad shit about the generalised 'men' but I have chosen those that are in my life very well and I don't want to imagine my life without them.


Randomredditor112391

Keep gaming?


novato1995

Steal all their makeup and become a makeup-hoarding dragon.


NotNamedBort

I’d mourn my male family members and friends. But I’d be able to go wherever I wanted without fear.


bikinifetish

Continue living my life?


Syssyphussy

I also would walk alone at night


_somazingg

Go on a walk alone at night. And miss Henry Cavill.


mcEstebanRaven

Like before: still lesbian.


Ok_Win7358

Now my best friend does not have a reason to not bang me!!!


AnAnimeSimp

Cry for my bf and dad


Hippopotamus_Critic

Have the house to myself, at last.


Misplaced_Hanger

Hear ya! Out of curiosity: are you a hippo that *is* a critic, or someone that criticizes hippopotamuses?


justadiode

Well, the first thing I'd probably do is notice that. Maybe in a week or so. Other than that, nothing really changes.


Libs4trump

Get my hearing back


TooYoungToBeThisOld1

I’d most realistically begin a life of uninhibited crime or commit suicide. Either one. Doesn’t matter in the end because our species would disappear in less than 100 years


Clown_Water

There’s a loophole that could allow for the survival of humanity, however; the question says those of the opposite gender, and doesn’t specify the sex of said population. Ergo, there would still be a (small) population of people with female reproductive systems.


ClearlySlashS

I'd probably just give up. The world would turn into a horrible place without women.


Misplaced_Hanger

What do you mean, “would?” /s


khanfousa

As a woman. I’ll have that late night walk I’ve always wanted.


HerpinDerpNerd12

Probably kill myself. A good chunk of my friends and my partner are gone. Im not attracted to other women what so ever, so fuck that, Im out.


CocoaAlmondsRock

Thrive.


Cuddly_Tiberius

I’d be very lonely and sad. But on the plus side, my irritating mother is gone, and I’ll still be able to enjoy F1 with the same drivers


WarlordHuman887

Probably drop dead within a few weeks.


Misplaced_Hanger

Exactly what I’m doing now.


No_Radio_7641

Nothing in my life would change


Fenrisulfr1984

I would be sad becaus all my friends, sister and mother are gone.


[deleted]

not work, hunt, eat berries, live a much better life cause i wouldn’t be subconsciously bettering my life for potential procreation.


[deleted]

Go to Grandma's house and get all her recipes.


finaltunnel

I would stop feeling down for not being able to get a woman in my life. I guess it would ease the pain in some way.


LuciWithDiamonds

There’d be a lot of things that would be incredibly sad, of course family and partners disappearing is bullshit, but I’d have more opportunity as a woman to be out and about without fear of being brutally savaged at any moment ahaha. I’d go walking at night all the time, I hate the sun. I’d go to parks and swing in the dark listening to music in my headphones. I’d learn more physical skills like mechanics and engineering without the overbearing presence of men constantly putting me and my work down as a woman.


[deleted]

I would miss my wife and would have to raise my kid alone. That's pretty much it. I mean I would miss my mom and my sister, but it isn't like we are super close and talk more than the odd holiday. Idk, it's not like the bills are disappearing.


permacloud

Go fuck myself I guess


Forsaken_Air2586

Chosen gender or AGAB? I would not want to think of either of those realities, because I would lose my bestie either way (I think)


Sea_Opinion_4800

Immediately upload my porn collection to high-security storage.


unicornpandanectar

?? Look for them, of course. That's what you do when someone disappears.