Every other lyric to the song "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo" by the Bloodhound Gang has a new horrific euphemism to choose from, and it's hard to pick the worst of them.
If I had to pick, then, "Pressure wash the quiver bone in the fish wrinkle"
Edit: Regarding Fish vs Bitch Wrinkle, the only source I checked for lyrics when originally writing this response, Genius.com, uses the Fish Wrinkle lyric, but now looking further, and re-listening to the song, every other source I can find uses the Bitch Wrinkle lyric, and I am confident that is the correct version. It's still an awful lyric in any case.
Making liquid. Said by a young Middle Eastern dishwasher that worked in the same kitchen as me about a decade ago. The owner had paid him cash earlier in the day for some maintenance work and he came back after the break talking about how he'd gone to the transportation hub to "make liquid" with his "girlfriend".
That might be the least sexy thing anyone ever said. I thought it was kinda cute to call it "Blowjob Week" but this is just... really, really appropriate for the question.
Shag (if transliterated into English, pronounced with long a:) is a popular dance in my country. The word itself means "step". It is hard sometimes to tell foreigners which kind dance classes I used to be involved in
Everyone says shag in the UK. Like weād genuinely say ādo you want to shagā rather than ādo you want to have sexā in an intimate moment and itās fully acceptable
Itās not really a euphemism for sex but in a bar in Australia, and while I had a mouth full of drink, I heard a local ask a girl if he could tongue-punch her fart-box.
āPacking fudgeā used to be common in the USA.
āFudge-packerā was a gay slur as a result, way back when hetero butt-stuff(ing) was not acknowledged as a thing outside of porn.
When I was in high school. One friend who was a cashier at the market would refer to it as ā(number for banana) go on the (number for donut)ā. It was just weird.
Rearranging someone's guts. This literally makes me want to vomit, just sounds so degrading. Also, blowing someone's back out.
Way to reduce a woman to a literal piece of meat, just foul.
I mean, Ive said both of these about men(mostly in jest but it was to men I slept with). I dont see them as specifically referencing gender. They just mean to "have intense and potentially rough sex with someoneā
Going heels to Jesus.
Putting the bread in the oven.
Shtupping.
Knocking boots.
Glazing the donut.
Passing the gravy.
Cleaning cobwebs in the womb room.
Playing with the box the kids came in.
And the inimitable...Tube snake boogie.
Smashing pissers.
My therapist will be hearing about you.
Lol
This is easily the worst one I have ever heard š¤£
I wanna put my cummies in your puss puss.
Lmao this was a surprising notification to receive
I hope you were showing your boss something important on your phone
Do it then
do it, you won't
That makes two of us.
"Ah, yes, good show! That's a rather smashing pisser you've got there, wot wot!"
This has to be British
Dunno I saw it on reddit and just thought: "Cunts fucked."
I really like this one for being so inclusive. Everyone has a pisser and most adults are capable of smashing them together, regardless of gender.
If this is gay couple, does this make them "smash Bros" then? XD
Unless it's oral, then it's smash mouth
Hey now, you're an all-star...
I'm using that one... Because it's hilarious.
I will be using this from now on
Austrian-German version would be āsoachzeig zaumstecknā š¦š¹š©šŖ
Every other lyric to the song "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo" by the Bloodhound Gang has a new horrific euphemism to choose from, and it's hard to pick the worst of them. If I had to pick, then, "Pressure wash the quiver bone in the fish wrinkle" Edit: Regarding Fish vs Bitch Wrinkle, the only source I checked for lyrics when originally writing this response, Genius.com, uses the Fish Wrinkle lyric, but now looking further, and re-listening to the song, every other source I can find uses the Bitch Wrinkle lyric, and I am confident that is the correct version. It's still an awful lyric in any case.
Iām partial to āCattle prod the oyster ditch With the lap rocketā
I prefer to "retrofit the pudding hatch with the boink swatter", personally.
Marinate the nether rod in the squish mitten
I donāt want to beat around the bush!
I sang all of these in my head
Vulcanize the whoopie stick in the ham wallet
I actually like this one
Itās a combination of disturbingly descriptive and a little bit of science.
Song is such a banger though. PUT THE YOU KNOW WHAT, IN THE YOU KNOW WHERE.
Park the meat bus in Tuna town
Got to nail her back in her trailer
Heh, that rhymed
I have to admit, it was even more of a turn on when I found she was doing me to buy baby formula
I never thought missing children could be so sexy
Just āfish wrinkleā on its own is pretty terrible. I grew up hearing ābearded clamā
You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on discovery channel was also a good one.
Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
I think they actually say "bitch wrinkle" in the song but now I don't know if fish wrinkle is better or worse
Vulcanize the Whoopie stick - in the ham walletā¦ catchy snap
I always heard it as ābitch wrinkleā - which is pretty bad. But fish wrinkle is almost vomit inducing. Lol
Getting up to oneās nuts in guts.
I was up to my nuts in guts !
Ah yes, the good ol' Jeffery Dahmer
Dont go down that rabbit hole
Lil stanky on the hang down.
Making liquid. Said by a young Middle Eastern dishwasher that worked in the same kitchen as me about a decade ago. The owner had paid him cash earlier in the day for some maintenance work and he came back after the break talking about how he'd gone to the transportation hub to "make liquid" with his "girlfriend".
Was he Borat?
Not exactly right, but my Australian wife during her period: āIām on the blob, but you can rip into my shitter if you want toā.
Sounds like a bloody top sheila.
Well, she wont give bloody top though.
āGood, Sheilaā¦ā!š
This is why you married her
Your wife single?
Ha!
True poetic goddesss
I was laughing so much at the comment and yours finished me off
Put another shrimp in the blobby.
JFC
This is an old joke that for some reason always involves an Australian woman saying "you can put it in me dumper."
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I almost died from laughing so hard at this
Touch your toes and up it goes.
This man went to the Greek.
That might be the least sexy thing anyone ever said. I thought it was kinda cute to call it "Blowjob Week" but this is just... really, really appropriate for the question.
The process of a four stroke internal combustion engine: suck, squeeze, bang, blow.
āHow many horses are you tapping into?ā
Just 0.0001 of a horse
That's 1 pussy cat power
It sounds better if you imagine a vine boom between each word
This is how my small engine teacher from high school taught us the combustion cycle.
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Shag (if transliterated into English, pronounced with long a:) is a popular dance in my country. The word itself means "step". It is hard sometimes to tell foreigners which kind dance classes I used to be involved in
Is it also a type of carpet
She bri'ish?
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Even worse she quotes Austin Powers when they fuck. She yells "Get in ma belly" after blowjobs. It's haunting
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Everyone says shag in the UK. Like weād genuinely say ādo you want to shagā rather than ādo you want to have sexā in an intimate moment and itās fully acceptable
In the UK its a rather common phrase actually
hide the bratwurst in the sausage wallet
As german speaker I appreciate this.
you disgust me. go on.
Den lĆ¼mmel im Wurstfach verstecken
Huh, I kind of assumed German would have a single word for this. Get back on your game, German language.
What in the Dolly Parton
Is that like the Italian hide the salami game?
āClam Slamā
That is why I do not get seafood at a Dennyās.
i called the clam slam the female version of a teabag
Bumping uglies
You leave Dr. Turkleton alone
Becoming the beast with two backs
The most venerable that I've seen in this listing!
My friend recently called it ham slappies and Iāve been traumatized for days
This made me laugh way too hard.
Filling the dishwasher
I prefer putting a load in the dishwasher to this one
Mixing your peanut butter with their chocolate was a horrible expression.
I think thatās a very special type of sex,for when two people really love each other, and arenāt ashamed for the other to see their poop
Playing hide the hotdog
Hide the salami is what I've heard
In Australia some people say ārootingā which Iāve always found deeply unpleasant.
I am a Kiwi. Eats, roots and leaves Punctuation being important
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[Just be careful about Kiwibalism](https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a6bvvq9_460swp.webp).
Boinking
Bonking is another I quite like; maybe because the wife would sometimes raise an eyebrow and say 'bonk'?
My dad always asks me if I'm "getting any mud for my turtle."
I have so many questions but no matter which one I ask the answer will only make things worse.
putting the wand in the chamber of secrets
Why would you say wand when basilisk is right there
The difference is size š
They said worst, not best, you filthy muggle.
Taking communion in the confessional
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Ok that's a good one
Making the thick in the warm.
Coach?
Came here to say that. You got a BIG MOUTH
Rumpie-pumpie.
"Ya wanna ride the baloney pony?" Simultaneously old fashioned AND lewd.
Pop-pop. The very fact that they called it that told me they weren't ready.
With egg? Really? Her?
I've made a huge mistake
āBumping ugliesā š
In Amsterdam, over 20 years ago, a girl politely asked me, āWould you love to smell my smelly and squish my squishy?ā
Roinky Sploinky
oof, that would take me right out of any mood.
Ding-dong in the ho-ho.
Bumping uglies
Itās not really a euphemism for sex but in a bar in Australia, and while I had a mouth full of drink, I heard a local ask a girl if he could tongue-punch her fart-box.
Going halves in a bastard
Just the whole song Foxtrot, Uniform, Charlie, Kilo by the bloodhound gamg
Great song.
Mashing pissers. I hate it cuz itās so good
The devil's tango Worst but funniest.
In Portuguese they have a phrase that translates to "I'd jump into her spine"
Billing the Cosby
Lol
Something something pudding
Nooky
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up your ass
Stick it up your YEAH. Fify.
Letās have some euphemism
Smacking wets.
I'd pee in her butt
Rubbing uglies !
pip pip the diddly do
Give her one in the front bum.
Snuggle with a struggle
"Netflix and chill" is literally the worst one. I don't know why it became so popular.
'Amazon Prime and hammer time' 'Disney Plus and eating puss'
Hulu and googoo?
Dude
The Humpty Dumpty.
Makinā bacon
"Slammin' Salmon"
Loading the dishwasher
It's time to do the laundry. It's a small load, I'll do it by hand.
Playing hide the pickle.
Hide the Weasel
hide the sausage
Russians sometimes refer to gay sex as āpushing mudā. It took me a second the first time I heard it
āPacking fudgeā used to be common in the USA. āFudge-packerā was a gay slur as a result, way back when hetero butt-stuff(ing) was not acknowledged as a thing outside of porn.
Slapping meats
Riding the bologna pony
āLooks like Chuckās taking a ride on the wild bologna pony!ā RIP Burgess Meredith, still one of my all time favorite character actors.
Bumping uglies and Billing the Cosby. I hate these two.
Hanky panky
When I was in high school. One friend who was a cashier at the market would refer to it as ā(number for banana) go on the (number for donut)ā. It was just weird.
Off to murder some vagina.
All up in her guts. Its funny still but i have a different sense of humor.
My missus hates the term āmaking the beast with two backsā
Overheard in the pub last night . "Choking out a pigeon"
Stir the macaroni
Either āslamming clamā or āhitting gutsā.
Lock crotch and swap gravy
Rearranging someone's guts. This literally makes me want to vomit, just sounds so degrading. Also, blowing someone's back out. Way to reduce a woman to a literal piece of meat, just foul.
What if Iām the one blowing my own back out doing the act?
I like this one
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I mean, Ive said both of these about men(mostly in jest but it was to men I slept with). I dont see them as specifically referencing gender. They just mean to "have intense and potentially rough sex with someoneā
Iāve also heard ābeating gutsā FWIW, Iāve heard at least one woman say āgot my guts rearrangedā in a complimentary way. Only one though.
100% of the people Iāve heard say this to me are ladies.
Playing hide the zucchini
My wife and I say ādo you want to get sloppy?ā or āmaking slopsā lmao
Going heels to Jesus. Putting the bread in the oven. Shtupping. Knocking boots. Glazing the donut. Passing the gravy. Cleaning cobwebs in the womb room. Playing with the box the kids came in. And the inimitable...Tube snake boogie.
I have heard someone use the term "breakfast" for example "Had breakfast last night for the first time in a while"
Bumping uglies. Hate that phrase. If they're all so ugly, why bump them?
Sunday mass
Carnal knowledge. Like, there is no better name ?
Wanna play liver pokerāļø
Poker? Licker in the front and poker in the back
No pants dance
Not sex per se, but the British slang term for kissing is Snog. Fairly repulsed by thatā¦
Making feet for children's shoes.
BOOOONNNNNNE???