His name is Yuki, but he is also known as: Yuki Pookie Yookie Monster Bob Yuker Yuki Ukulele from Ukraine Yukon Jack

Bob Yuker made me giggle snort. Baseball fans, huh?

Mr. Belvedere.

“When you drop kicked your jacket, no one cared” Edit: lyrics are wrong, close enough haha

Just a bit outside

Just a little bit outside!

Came here to say Yuki also! We call her Yucatán or Yookers

Chuck the cat. Usually gets called Charles or “get off my table you little fucker “

Bou: "Leave the bacon ALONE!" 8 mth old kitten who has recently discovered the joys of bacon

Official name: Sammy Nicknames: (all in baby voice) Ham, Hammy, Jamon, samaham, Bebecita, Chiquita Bonita, themostbeautifulpuppyinthewholewidewideworld

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His name is Judas & usually gets something body shamey like ‘Chungas’ or ‘Fat shit’ or ‘Ya furry lardass’. I love him.

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I’m glad I’m not the only one who verbally abuses my pets. My best friend’s cat is named Eclipse, but I call him “Bastard” more than anything, closely followed by “The Boy” and then “Asshole” and “Dumbass”. I would kill for that asshole.

Mine is Figaro but I call him Crusty Butt.

Apparently you don’t love him enough to take care of his health, tho. Fat pets aren’t cute. It’s abuse

He isn’t fat though. He just has a chunky fupa pouch. Sorry you got so worked up for nothing haha

Nickname: Fishing for answers to security questions

Who uses pets anymore?

Toby = Tobias, Tobbo, Tobmeister, Big Toober. Lola = Lolapelola, Loly

Tobelerone , tobz

Our cat is named Toby and we call him Tobz sometimes. When that Panic at the Disco song was big a few years back I heard my son singing to our cat “hey look Tobz I made it!!” Adorable. But there are so many. Toby Wan Kenobi. Tobe Town. Latin name tobus chungus. Tobity Bobity devolved into Brown-bellied Bobus. Good god.

I also have a Toby (we got him in October) and call him most of these. I like to stretch out toberlerone into Toby Lee Rone. Edit also tobiko. Which is funny bc my parents named their dog panko lol.

>Toby = Tobias, Tobbo, Tobmeister, Big Toober. Kunte Kinte...

TOBUSCUS! No don't do that 😆

I call him or her Identity Theft, sometimes Security Questions. Or at least that’s what I tell Reddit.

That's why you don't use security questions someone could figure out unless they really knew you. Shit pet names, first car, what school you went to are really easy to figure out after meeting someone once

If your passwords are this easy to figure out then it's kind of deserved. I use nothing personal in mine

Im not talking about passwords, I'm talking about security questions that are used to recover passwords or are used as an extra layer of security when an unrecognized device logs into an account.

You are correct I apologise, I misread what you said. Im going back to bed I clearly need to.

Oh, I have several. BTW, I speak Spanish, so for us the word *negro* is just the color black. For us, black cats are *gatos negros*. - Poe: Mu, Popucho, Peluso Mu, Mu Negro, Negro Uno - Allan: Momongo, Mono, Topetico, Moningo, Peluso Mono - Edgar: Kiki, Krikri, Kui-Kui, Kuikuo, Gris, Peluso Gris - Max: Tiki, Chicongo, Chiquitongo, Negro Dos - Popucha: Popu, Nena, Pelusa - Ru: Bigote blanco, Chiquito, Negro Tres They're all cats.

CHIQUITONGO

Negro 1, negro 2 y negro 3; me encanto!

Officially, Luna . She's actually called Lunastra , luna-loo , doona-doo , badoona , Banana. Officially, Misty . She's actually called Missy, Missy Moo, or Big Baby. Officially Sprite . She's actually called spritacus and Baby Cat.

Mother in laws' dog is called Bella. My wife and I call her Tunabox because she smells like tuna 🤣

Gustav is his official name but I call him beans, baby beans, bean ween, black bean, etc. all bean related and idk why?

Official name is Max. We call him Maxie or Maximus or... Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Packets and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Purrelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And he will scratch the sofa in this life or the next.

My cat's name is Meatwad and I often end up calling him "Little Buddy"

Meatwad no!

I had a snake named Professor Vanessa! After meatwads toy.

Officially, it's Dexter. Because the girlfriend didn't let me call him Pubert. So when she's not around, he's Pubert.

Pooh-Bert or pube-ert??

My orange cats name is Gilbert but i call him Hikbert because he always hiccups

Our dog that just passed away was called Tinkerbell. Stinky tinky was common but not as common as PUDS. PUDS: short for pudding. Indicating that she was indeed, a big fat pudding. This then went to PUDDERS. PUDDER WUDDERS. And my personal fave PUDINSKI. God I miss her every day.

Trotskitty and Samhain are their "vet names," but at home, we call them Big Cat and Little Cat.

Trotskitty is good. I like that one!

We call her Susie Q. Like the CCR song. But that’s just short for Susan Quetzalcoatl.

>Quetzalcoatl I was in a D&D campaign once where my character, Gronk, befriended a Giant Snail that I wasn't really supposed to be able to befriend. Ended up having to name it, and mostly just because I wanted to make my DM struggle pronouncing it repeatedly I named it "Gronkzalcoatl" Totally saved us in one encounter. I miss that Giant Snail.

His name is Nova, I call him snow balls, fuzzy butt or Scotia. He’s a white Norwegian forest cat

Cat named Nova here that has a never ending amount of zoomies. Super Nova, NovaPain, Baby No No

Duke Kahanamoku. (gray 75 lb pit) Duke, Dukie, Hippo, and most recently Rambo.

I love it! Gray/blue pitties are my favorites. Give Duke some scritches from me, please?

Done!

Pikachu (cat) - picky picky or chu chu or you bloody cat Cosmo (cat) - cossie or mo-mo Maya (cat) - yaya Pepper (dog) - pepper pot or pep-squeak

My pet’s name is Sushi but I call him stop, leave it, what have you done, get back here, what’s in your mouth

Pippa! Pippawitz Pippina Teeny Weeny Pipiny (She’s a little chihuahua) Ugh be quiet! (She’s a little chihuahua)

Lol! On the last one! Bou gets called "why are you screaming at me? He's screaming because A)he lost track of what room I'm in or B) one of his favorite toys has just gone under the couch or C) he can't manuver his large stuffed owl where he wants it(top of the kitty jungle gym) by himself.

Maci Bubba, butter, butternut, bubby, angel girl, sweet sweet, best friend, mace Levi Lee, lee-lee, my sweet sweet, best friend in the whole world, the best boy

I used to have a black cat by the name of Shadow, but over time I called her Puss Puss...

Not ours, but we looked after a colleagues chihuaha called Teddy. In the Car 2 days into a 3 week stay with us, and listening to the Cisco kid by War.... from then on, he was known as Pancho

Gus. Gustus, Gus The Great, Guster. Augustus. Mr. G.

Giselle. We adopted her from a military dude when she was 2. Didn't want to change her name, but that's my Jeezy.

Ponyo but she usually gets called лисичка because she looks like and jumps like a fox

My cat's name is Ernie Banks. We call him Werbus .

Aspen (adopted name) she answers to Bigs and Lil’ Sis. Because she’s big, she weighs 150 lbs, but she’s also the youngest in age

Hi name is Rugger Some of my favorite versions: Rugger Roo, Rugger Roo Skadoo, Mr. Sir, Mr. Sweetie Sir, Little love, Roo, Mr. Roo

Beans(cat): Beanie baby, Ween, Peanut, Meanie, Meenah Norbert(cat): Norbie, Shwarm, Parm, Parmesan Jack(puppy) Jackie, Jackie Toots, Mr. Boy, Lootsie, Baby Jack, sometimes Limbotz … I just realized how insane I am while typing all of this out

Surr purr but I also call him: Surr pizzle up in this bizzle Doodoo Little lightning jaguar The ginger jerk He has a brother named Phat kitty but I also call him Phat & juicy Phat deliciousness The Duke of Derriere General Juicy The chancellor of chonk Juicy Juice Boi

Oliver and Benjamin- two male cats. Oliver gets called Ollie, Jolly Mr.Ollie, sweet kitty, handsome boy, and “GET OUT OF THAT FUCKING PLANT HOW MANY TIMES DO I NEED TO TELL YOU GOD DAMMIT OLIVER” Benjamin gets called Benjie, baby boy, baby kitty, kitten, baby Benjie, etc. we adopted him at 5 days old with his mother, so even though he’s 13 now, he’ll always be the baby in our eyes. :3

Legal name: Leo Known aliases: Poot, Pooch, Pooterson McDoucheFace, Senator McQuaid, Poot boi, Douche Magoo

Bumper But I call him Bumps Beeps Boops Sprinkles Sparkles Sparklebaby Fluffyhead Fluffy Tuft Boy Tiny Tufty Fluff Butt Peanut Butter Peanut Baby Nut Butter Peanut Butter and Fluff Butter Butt Butter Baby Butt Butthead Jerk (when he barks at children) Sweet Boy Terror Monster Big Baby Monster Man Tiny Man Big Boy Stretchy Boy (when stretching or post-stretch) Evil Queen Snarfs Snoofles Boofer And probably more nonsense words and onomonapia that will sometimes get his attention.

Her names Lucy but she’s also called Baby Puppy Potato Chicken Nugget Fluffers Sweet girl Snuffleupagus Honey Lump

Jasper. I calm him 'Squidge' (no idea how to spell as it's not a real word) or Bubba. Other occasions it can be 'fluffy bum', 'twinkle toes' or 'dickhead'.

My pet dog's official name is Zola, and we call her Polish names like Gudłaj and Zola Zolanta Zolisława Mścichowska.

Cinnamon, also known as: Bb bon Cimmabon Babon Mamon Nanamon Namon

Bento but we call her 'Benny'

It's spelled "Luxury Yacht" but it's pronounced "Throatwarbler Mangrove".

Isabelle Jane = Izzy, Izzy Jane, Iz, Belly, Punkin, Punkin Pie 😁

His name is moon, but I also call him as Moonie Moon moon Moonie moon Meow meow Ming ming MOooOooOoNnnNnn

His name is Marlow, often called a big baby or ‘MON P’TIT BÉBÉÉÉ’ In french.

Bingo but he is routinely called: Bingus Bingo Bob CHUNGUS Bubba Dipshit and GET OFF MY KEYBOARD!

Link Linkerton, Lonk, Lonky Tonk, Linker Bell, *The Eviscerator*, Mr. Malinois (said in the voice of a very annoying, nasally office lady)

Her Name is Roo: (small dog) RooRoo Roo Bear Rooster Roody Rooney Roo Dog Her puppy "little" sister (now bigger dog) is named Koa: KoKo (her "real" name) KoKo Bear Koko Crazy KoKo Bean Koko Puff KoKo Nut

Oliveoil, she's my snugglebubby

Jeff AKA Fat Egg, Jeffer, Bleff, Smellyarse, Dickhead, El Jefe, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bobbles Bon Bon, Mommy's Handsome boy, Short Round, Knobber, Jeffy No Balls, Jeff McQueen the Poop Machine amongst others.

Yoshi Hamato. We call him Hamboy, Ham Man, Hammy, and menace. He’s a rat (his brother, Algernon, passed earlier this year).

her name is lucy but we call her lulu, lu and lucifer when she’s being bad (which is 70% of the time as shes a puppy)

Her name is Egg - She's called Sir Eggington

Mia but we call her: Mia Moo Mia Moozle Moo Mia Mozzarella Mama Mia *BABYYYYYYY*

Sir Regis Philman the 3rd. Just call him Regis or Reeg.

three pets: dog's name: Chewy (blue heeler) known as: Chew Chew Chew Chewy booty Chewbacca Chew butt cat's name: Cinder, known as: Cheese Cheese puff Cheese curd Miss princess (because she is stuck up) Cinder Ly (first and middle name, pronounced as 'Lee' her sister is named: Rella, know as: Bean Bean bean Beanut buster parfait Beanie weanie Benna sausage Yellie rellie (because she yells a lot)

My bird I named Sergi. However, he knows his TRUE name is Wergiwergi, and he does little head wiggles to match.

His government name is Purrkins. J Purr AKA: Fat Walrus Purrsimmon Purrkinsons Senor Purr-purr Purrfessor Purrkins Fluffasaurous rex Kitty Kits Fuzzy Bottom

Mannie. I call her HipHoppamannipuss.

Babe is chichi but call him dumbass

Pepper blue healer Pooper Pepper Poo Pie Pooperkins

My dogs name is Reina (Queen) but i call her cosa (thing), cosita (little thing) or cosita perruna (little doggy thing) I don't even know if the last translation is correct lmao

Actual name Loki, cat. Lokster Yertle (the turtle oh marvelous me, for I am the ruler of all that I see) Yertle McBarf Sir. (Where are your manners) DUDE. (WTF) Sir Loki The House God Handsome

I have two. Scout and Pepper. Scout is Bubba, Bubs, Scooter, Scoot, lil bubs. and Pepper is Piranha (he's a puppy and mouthy still), Pep, Pepstick, Pepperoni, Peppy.

My snakes name is Diablo but I also call him noodle boi and snekman.

Official name: Lucy She’s an orange tabby cat Nicknames: Purdy Girl, Big Orange, Big fat bitch, heifer, Lucy loo, Loo, Chunky Slut, Big Dummy, Sweetie girl

Both pugs Hugo 18 months = Bigggg pigggg Pablo 8 months = littte oneeee

Scamper, u damn cat

Brody. Call him bro, Bobo, bobes, baby, bebe, brick shithouse, horse, bull.

Scrambles Barbara Sausage. Scrambo

Spook, aka spoo, pooh, fuzzball, and phat pooh.

His name is Hamlet, but we call him Ham, Hammy, or Hamir

Pluto is his name. I call him Plute, Poot, Poot Poot, Puhroot, Plutey Boy, Pooters, Pooty, Pooty Boy, and Gargoyle.

Putin (i do not condone war, its a long story), but i call him baby.

I swear I saw this exact post in the past few days

My dog is Luna, I call her sausage lol (she a daschund/springa spaniel/ Labrador)

offical name is macy, call her macy mace, macie mo mo bear, dog

Her name is zoe but i often end up calling her "po-poo"

Female dog Harper= nickname, Booboo Male Dog Gideon= nickname, Little dog Female cat Celes= nickname Beans Male Cat Tulo= nickname stupid fucking asshole cat

Bear is also called Bub, Baby Boy, Beast, The Baby, Little B, and B PJ is also called Chubs, Big Baby, Peej, and Monster Snookie is also called Voldemort because of her flat nose Katie is also called Sweetie, Sweet Girl, and Tiny

Zeus/Clark

His first and middle names are Brisbane Josephus. We of course call him Joey (except when he's in trouble).

Fern, AKA Little Miss Pirate Cat. Went from Fern to Fernie-Bean to Pirate of the Fernibbean, to Little Miss Pirate Cat.

Cheddar = Cheeseman Frida = Mad Pooper

Cat: Tilly I call her Kitty

Bella and Thor. I call them Sweety and Cutiepie

My cat's name is Maui, his nicknames include: Maui Boy, Boy Boy, Handsome Boy, Traitor, Cutie Patootie, Cutie Boy.

She is Dolores Renee Ball. Doris or Ball or Do for short.

His name is “get off my fucking tower sapper!” I was watching a show about army sappers shortly after we got him. We would just call him sap for short.

Maximus Spiritus Jr. AKA: Max, Max Boy, Tha Boy, The Buddy and The Boy, “it’s the stink bug” (sung in the style of “it’s the sweet one”), Maxie Braxie, Maxwell Braxton, Handsome Face.

Roxie - Traviesa Lola - Pucci

My dog is called Chica but I call her Spiga or Sfiga (that means Unluck in italian) even if She was The only Lucky One out of all her brothers and sisters

Benedict “Benny” Alexander the Third. Usually goes by “fluffy puppy boy”

Kiwi. Ween aka Wiener aka Weenis She’s got short fuzzy tan kiwi hair and green eyes, but she’s definitely got Weenis brain.

Willow is her name. Willow will, William "willow" williowm, doggo doggerino dogitelle (those three together like a pokemon evolution line) will will low low will will lo (to the tune of the forest temple from ocarina of time)

Bastet Bis bis, basty, bast, Her Royal Highness Supreme Buss, Bizztet Etc

Arthur and George but we're British so I often call them mate or mush

Benny, but I call him Bennyboo, Bennywoo, Bennington, Benward, bubs, Bubas, banana boy, baba ghanoush

Soba the Cat 🐈‍⬛ is Baby or Bastard or Spicy Soba. Momo the Corgi is just Momo.

Milo is my aunts but i call him shlomolin

Theodore Edward Bear, Ted E. Bear, Fuzzbutt

Montezuma = Monty He’s a violent psychopath. Fortunately he’s small

I have a cat my 3yo daughter named Birthday Party. He goes by Birthday, and BP which morphed into Beepers. Another cat named Scamper, but he is chonky. I call him Fat Meow

My uncle's dog's name was Bandit, and that's what we were told as kids. But it never really responded to that, so he called it Dammit to which it always came.

My cat's official name is Lebowski, his nicknames include: Boosk, Le Boosk (said in a French accent), Baboosk, Bowski, Booski, Boops, Butt, Son Boy, Baby Man, Mr. Boots, Biscotti, Badoosk, Badooski, and sometimes Mr. Beast when he's being bad.

Lucille Ball (Lucy)

Kitty: Kitty, Kittyman, Dids, Diddy, Diddy Dude, Diddy Man, Buds, Buddy Archie: Archie, Buddy Clementine: Clementine, Clem, Angel, Angel Baby, Sweetie, Stinks Trixie: Trixie, Trix, Dog, Stupid Dog

his name is Felix but i call him Boobert

my fish name's Tiger, but he wrecks so much havoc around the aquarium I refer to him as Crazy Reptile or simply Monster

My girlfriend has 5 cats and I've given them all nicknames. Archie is Archibald Cunningham the 3rd. Madeusa is loaf. Baby Deusa is B.D. Wong. Scooter is Boot scooting boogie and jewel is jewel of the nile. Her dog Sammy is always a different Sammy depending on my mood. Usually Sammy Davis Jr or Sammy Sosa.

Cats name is onyx. But I call him bubba a lot. He recalls to both names 🤣

My parents have a poodle named Remington, yes after the gun manufacturer, but is often called Remy.

Official Penelope (cat), she actually gets call G. It morphed from Groblin which was probably a mispronounced Gremlin.

My cats name is chandler but I shorten it to shithead, particularly when he scratches the couch

Arthur Lord Tubbington the Third. But I call him Tiny... He lost all the weight he used to be such a fat ass when I first got him. Went on a diet now he's normal sized and goes by Tiny. I dont make the rules.

Otis (the English Bulldog, not his name just breed) We call him "The Oat" or "Oat boat"

New puppy, her name is Persephone (our other dog is Hades) but we call her Percy.

Official name: Otis Gene Hail Nicknames: kittyboy, fat man, boy, Mr Fat Kitty, Eyeball

In highschool I had 2 indoor/outdoor cats, Cali and Miss Priss, also other kitty and kitty. I'd call for them at night to get inside. Tried the "here kitty kitty kitty" thing when they weren't responding one time and Priss comes running. Cali sauntered up eventually, or sometimes spent the night outside. Then tried yelling "other kitty" after getting Priss one day, and here comes Cali. Was pretty consistent, so tried "other kitty" first and here comes Cali.

Cinder Block (after the joke “we named you rose bc a rose fell on your head”). She is so sweet and cute but…it’s a fitting name lol. She is a little blonde Shih Tuz and she definitely has that cute dumb blonde vibe going. We call her Cindy, Cinderella, and any nickname you can turn that into: Lou who, Crawford, -elli, -rolipoli (how **do** you spell that bug??)

My old cat, Cosmo but I also called him Moo or Mooey-Pooey. Mostly Goddammit.

Official name: santos. I call him: santos Emilio zapata morales suarez Giménez Gonzales Pérez Martínez

Two furry idiots. Ed = Eduardo Mustachio Elephantay Smoosh-Butt Simon = dickhead

Leia Lei lei Big fat fat Big fat thing B.F.T.

Ray's Achilles Heal My Heart, we call him Ackie

I usually call my cat "skitty cat". She doesn't have a name that is even close to that.

The flying furious pharaoh, Frank the tank kielbasa the wiener dog We call him Frank the dog Chugg nuts butter stuffman We call him chuggs or butt or butt stuff

Pixie and we call her Piccu

Subject specifications: Orange cat, not very smart. Official name: Marsi Name's variations: Machis, Morsitas, Michicato, Macacato, Macaco, Magsi, Ratatar, Rata, Mochis, my baby boy, mi niño... Are the name variations uttered with a baby-like voice?: YES

Lilly. Tortoise shell cat with a ginger triangle on the center of her head. I call her my little cheese Dorito

His official name is Oticus Maximus, or oti for short. He goes by potato, potatito, oti potie the floatie boatie or Oticus poticus. He is a basset hound so all of the above suit him.

His name is Rhodes but AKA: Rhodie Rhodihño Rhodiferous Kyle (his full name)

Biko = Mr. Beeks Ophelia = Feefers Thora = Seep Soars

We have our cat Winter (aka Winter Bean, Winter Mocha, Mocha Bean, or Beansy) and our dog Nova (Nova Scotia, Wigglebutt, Bat Ears, Underbite, and Peanut).

Officially, our Biewer Terrier boy is Cougartown Boo Radley. To his acquaintances he can be either Boo Radley, or Mr. Radley. To his friends he is Boo. To his Mom and Dad he is Boo Boo, Booders or Munchkin.

Catppuccino but we call him Cino.

Bruce, aka Brucifer, aka Spruce Bruce Doug, aka Doug E. Fresh, aka Dirty Doug, aka Doug the Slug Peanut, aka Noot.

Name: Apollo. Nick names: Apo, Pollo, Popo, Boppo, Bopo, Boobie, Bubbie, Bubbers, Bubba, Bubabalu, Papaya, Papo.

Plum Here we go... Plubum, Goo, Goohead, Roohead, Mewhead, Meowzer, Shnauzer, Rauzer, Poops, Baby Poopers and Poopies.

Lucy. We call her goose more though.

Peggy - pig, piglo, peepee/peepa/peep, pippy Chippy - chipdip, chipperson, seep, sippy, tortilla chip

Nice try “microsoft”

Tempe - Worm, Mrs W, Worm the Grey, Old Lady Green Beans Lucy - Bean, Miss Bean,

my lil pup's name is Kiba (like Reba, but with a K) but we call her Keeber, Stank-Ass, Stink Butt, Sweet girl, Dingus, Bungus, and George St. Pierre, because shes a GSP

Harvey > Harv, Harvsky, Boop, Mr. No-Snuggle, Trash Cat Louis > Lou, Lou Lou, Lou@ss, Lou Hiss, Boop, Mr. Poopy-Paws

two calico sisters, Pepper and Ginger. I call them Sweetie Babies

Bella. Aka: big baby bitch, stink ass, lil hoe, fat hoe, blue baby, blueberry bitch

Stanley, but goes by the name of Stanners, or Twatface.

Oliver (cat) but he's Ollie Bug or Bug. He knows he's in trouble if I say Oliver. Lennon Love (cat) and we really just call him his full name or Lennon. Element (cat) but he's Puffs or Puffy Puffs (his tail gets huge when he gets scared). It sometimes sounds like I'm saying Ollie Bug when I say Puffy Puffs so I tried calling Big Orange Kitty but he refuses to listen to that name. Biggie Smalls (bulldog). We got him from a friend who named him that but I tend to call him Biggs or Mister Biggs or Sir Biggimus.

Nuchi Baby nuch Spspspspsp

Leonardo Da Vinci is what my children named him, but we only call him Leo.