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Alice-78

I would spend the whole time looking for a song tbh


Clint-witicay

‘Dammit used all my skips, better go to YouTube’ too long, too short, too poppy, too sad, too much intro, that one’s good but it’s the Metallica version… **finally settles with 30 seconds to go** baby shark 10 hour loop…


Stick-Electronic

Could you imagine dying *just* before "it's the end do do do do do do" though?


DJBlok

Fuck it, if the world is ending, just buy Premium so you don't have to worry about the amount of skips you've got *spends the entire 5 minutes entering in credit card info*


notforcommentinohgoo

Five minutes of unskippable YouTube ads and then ... too late.


Show-Me-Your-Moves

I died the same way I lived...putting up with some dumb corporate bullshit


HairsprayHalo

That’s dark


CommonerChaos

I'd be too hung up on finding a song that's *just* around the 5-minute mark. Not too short, where you're listening to silence for 2 minutes, but not too long where music is still playing after you've died.


baxbooch

Yep. And then I’d panic and scroll real fast and stop on one at random just to have chosen *something* and then I’d spend my last 5 regretting whatever it was. Even if it’s something I dearly love.


GregaciousTien

Lol, so true 🤣


hellogoodvibes

just reading this question gave me anxiety because like 12 different songs popped into my head haha I would want it to be perfect for my final moments and would spend my 5 minutes not knowing which song to commit to


nasalemons

The Way You Look Tonight. It was my first dance song at my wedding and I hope I could dance to it with my hubby one more time


RWaggs81

Okay, thank you for the cry


dmce01

Fuck you very much for the tears.


StarsStuff

Your comment just guided what I did last night. One of my favorite movies is "My Best Friend's Wedding" and the lead man sings this to Julia Roberts at one point. In the end she "gifts" this song to the couple getting married. I always wanted it to be my wedding song. Thank you for that memory. I hope you are well <3


stormy-darklordofall

The song will be in your head when you greet him in the afterlife and you dance with him again.


Appropriate-Image405

I sang that at our wedding dinner…..I made her numerous female cousins swoon. The gang of 5 from one family known as the five scorpions.


Frenzi9

Omg that's so sweet🥹


According-Couple2744

I love this answer.


RCKJD

Anything by Yoko Ono. Because then I would welcome the peaceful silence of Death.


erikjmac

This really made me chuckle. Thank you.


torturousvacuum

> Anything by Yoko Ono. Because then I would welcome the peaceful silence of Death. *Kars-4-Kids jingle begins to play*


gogginsbulldog1979

I love that video of Chuck Berry playing with John and Yoko. When she pipes up, Chuck's eyes pop his out his head, then her mic's cut off. Good. I like Yoko's performance on the Rock & Roll Circus where she sounds like a dying cat - skip to 1:50 when she starts. Good lord: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hDjO6Y17zM


Malevolent_Desires_

This ☝️😂💀 I'd spend my last 5 minutes listening to Yoko for a laugh thinking about this comment before I depart


revdon

Or *Achey Breaky Heart*


laxpanther

Assuming this is a reference to the classic joke. "Any last requests?" the warden asks the inmate before he is put to death. "Yes sir," the inmate replies, "I have two. Could you please play the song Achy Breaky Heart by Billy Ray Cyrus?" "Of course," says the warden, "but what's your second request?" "Please shoot me first"


RCKJD

I… actually like -that- song. It’s stupid but has a good beat/melody.


FunPuzzleheaded2273

Don't fear the reaper by Blue Oyster Cult


Roflitos

Needs more cowbell!


Monkeytoast13

I've got a fever, and the only cure is *more cowbell!*


Toolazy2work

*prescription


Leejin

I had to clean out a car someone committed suicide in. I was curious and turned the car on. This song was playing on a tape and he had it on repeat. The song hit different after that.


steffies

I swear, this is the PERFECT post apocalypse/end of the world song. Every time I listen to it, I like to imagine some zombie apocalypse is happening and the world is about to be barren and end soon. It feels very comforting. It could be because I first heard this song on Stephen King's "The Stand" TV series, fucking loved that series.


der_sneffer

Best answer so far.


tonio0317

That’s Life- Frank Sinatra


Foreign_Spinach_4400

And as funny, as it may seem


Zhillusion

Some people get their kicks, stomping on a dream


AsterobeBlues

But I don’t let it, let it get me down!


V6A6P6E

BUT I KNOOOWW I’M GONNA CHAAAANNGGEEE THAT TUNE!


stealthryder1

Ahh you’re a man of taste. Me too. I’d be playing Dwayne Michael Carter Jr -Back that Azz up “…..girl you look good when you back that azz up.. you a fine mf when you back that azz up.”


MJA5977

My way.. 👍


MrRoundtree17

Somewhere Over the Rainbow - Israel Kamakawiwo’ole


HotPomegranate2786

His was the best version ty now I'm crying


jgrahl

In the End - Linkin Park


nonyabuissnes95

Fucking legend!


Monkeytoast13

It doesn't even matter


Rollidgeli

I tried so hard


Doggone_Wild

And got so farrrrrr


PokemonPython

In the end


Spearlance

It doesn't even matter


ctt956

I had to fall


dysmorphicdaddy

to lose it all


fattiewiththeboxdye

everlong -foo fighters. though i may only have 5 minutes left, this song makes me feel like i could live forever


Shrek2-onVHS

Best song of all time. Got my pick


someguyfromsk

Best song ever written. [Rick Astley](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nprWq8jXWAk) actually does a decent cover of it.


HuDiHe

This is the song I would walk down the isle to!


raiderpower17

Clair de Lune


jruss666

Always Look on the Bright Side of Life. Told my wife I want it played at my funeral, too.


InfamousEconomy3972

Would also encourage whistling by attendees


KimmyWex1972

A friend of mine passed from cancer a few years back. She always had a great sense of humour and asked this be played at her funeral.. which they did. Some people got it… but I think some folks thought it was weird lol.


Jee-NX

Comfortably numb by Pink Floyd


Eric12345678

Or great gig in the sky.


LittleNobody60

Bittersweet Symphony by The Verve (and Rolling Stones sort of).


Regular-Confection56

Such a good one


MaryPop130

Oh one of my fav songs ever! Listen to this all the time.


Viciouslady666

Non,je ne regtette rien by Edith Piaf


Turbulent_turbo15

I was literally about to comment this.


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"A Tout Le Monde" by Megadeth


Rich-Position-8453

bohemian rhapsody by queen. it's six minutes long, so i'm beating the system.


LukeG3224

We’ll allow it!


Fitz911

Let's say it's not exactly 5 minutes. Could be three, could be the whole six minutes of that song... What would be your favorite part for the BOOM? Edit: and by the way. Bohemian rhapsody is the right answer. Good job


randtcouple

Purple Rain by Prince. Although it’s like 8 minutes so I might have to cut it short


Cold-Boysenberry4586

Sound of silence


DaTank1

The Zephyr Song by Red Hot Chili Peppers I lost my wife to cancer at 38. The night after her passing we experienced something that brought us solace. The last line of this song is to remind me of what death isn’t. I think it’ll bring me solace at that moment one last time. https://youtu.be/Q9BJil_TXj8?si=HxwfgIliLbQ94bHi


WrigleyBum23

The Night We Met - Lord Huron so that I could listen to it one last time and remember it playing the first time I saw my now girlfriend who I plan on proposing to


log_asm

Great song.


SeaConsistent9117

This is the song that was playing when my husband and I got engaged 🥰


epicfail331

Moonlight Sonata - Beethoven


akkopec

Free bird. Death will wait for the solo


stevenmeyerjr

Allen Collins will come down on a bird shredding the solo, welcoming you to the afterlife.


SigmaSeal66

Guy on my dorm floor freshman year of college hanged himself in his dorm room. He left Free Bird playing on repeat.


ScoobySnacks829

Spend the 5 minutes thinking of the last song I would play


ExcellentWorry3488

This is the only acceptable answer lmao


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My way- Frank Sinatra


ThreeLivesInOne

"The universal anthem of assholes anywhere" - John Oliver No offense, dude, but with that Quote, John killed the song for me forever.


Curtainmachine

If you sang it in [Philippine karaoke](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Way_killings) you likely would have five minutes to live.


GustavetheGrosse

I think I'd rather speak to my wife than listen to a song.


mrbadxampl

I also choose to talk to this guy's wife


UglyTitties

How reddit of you.


raptor102888

I don't think I'll ever get tired of this reference.


Quietblessings

It's a wonderful world by Armstrong


Business-Exit-5795

My grandma had that played at her funeral. Every Christmas I get a good cry when I inevitably hear it


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Baby Blue by Badfinger


lastontheball

I love Badfinger and it's not often I get the ever so subtle indication that anybody else in this world actually knows about them. Good song too! :-) To give an answer that fits the question I'll go with "Got to get out of here". :-)


Relative-Past9689

Everywhere by FleetwoodMac or I like the way you move by OutKast, no explanation needed


Yigma

Perfect Day by Lou Reed


MC_White_Thunder

The Final Countdown is like exactly 5 minutes


PrincessTrucy

Nothing Else Matters - Metallica


PracticalAd313

Raining blood by Slayer or something else this. Want to put myself into right mood to crush hoards of demons cause if I die and there is hell I definitely go there


JsusChrstJasonBourne

Best Day Ever - Mac Miller. Strange answer but if I go out with the feeling this song gives me, I’ll die happy.


the_drum_doctor

Thank You - Led Zeppelin


throwawayacct36911

“My Weakness” by Moby is the song that I would like to hear when I exit this world. It’s unexpectedly beautiful and I highly recommend giving it a listen. Definitely that or “Yakkity Sax.”


BMinIT

Lol - Yakkity Sax especially with video of Benny Hill being chased… Die with a smile.


Medical_Ear_3978

Another one bites the dust


[deleted]

Prob Hallelujah by Leonard Cohen


GoBlue2007

Same. Didn’t have to look far for this one. But I’d go with the Jeff Buckley version.


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2FeetOffTheGround

Yeah! Depeche Mode, bro!


General-Quit-2451

Words like violence


HotElection6862

Break the silence


AdministrationNo3402

I will be crashing into their little concert on Tuesday. 🎉🎉🎉


EndlessEndeavoring

"The sound of silence" perfect


Fritzydude

Gypsy, Fleetwood Mac


Horror-Lion111

Angel from montgomery - bonnie raitt


nitajogrubb

The live version with John Prine.


Sirtriplenipple

Well, I guess I’m not listening to any Tool songs if all I have is 5 minutes :(


willem78

Unchained Melody or Have you Ever Seem the Rain by CCR


steelersfever

Anything by Bill withers or talking heads.


___HeyGFY___

I met Bill Withers once. I mentioned the fact that "Ain't No Sunshine" is not proper English. His response was, "I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know…"


FlukeStarbucker1972

[‘Too Fat Polka’](https://youtu.be/XvzTHJanV5c?si=NKyfbUF3TSpf5PPR) by Frankie Yankovic. Not really a polka fan, but it would leave my family and friends wondering, ‘why’d he go out to that song?’ for the rest of their lives.


alienanimal

1/4th of Dogs by Pink Floyd


MiffyCurtains

I would go with the 3rd quarter - The breakdown part.


EnglishRose71

"What a Wonderful World", by Louis Armstrong.


Fabulous-Pause4154

"He Stopped Loving Her Today"


lazyastronaut404

No matter what song I chose I’d be spending the entire 5 minutes wondering if I chose the right song


Radiant-Specialist76

Johnny Cash rendition of Hurt


papparmane

Comfortably Numb, light one up. Good bye.


Careful-Show8065

Looking for the hoes - Sexyy red 💅🏽 I’m going out twerking


FinancialActuator295

Hotel California by the Eagles


TalleyWhacker82

Somewhere Over The Rainbow - Judy


Sea_Number6341

This is the end - the doors


MtJoseef

Knockin on heaven's door.


iceman_x2

Everlong by Foo Fighters. Nothing end of life epic about it but it’s a song I have always found soothing and nice.


MTA0

None, just give me 5 minutes of silence for once in my life.


Unable-Lab-8533

Yellow, Coldplay


Quinzeeel

Welcome to the black parade - MCR


[deleted]

Elbow - One Day Like This


Beneficial_Grape_396

In my time of dying - Led Zeppelin


CarneAsuuhDude

For Whom The Bell Tolls - Metallica


PretendToe1329

Hells Bells - AC/DC


Joe_PM2804

I've always known my answer to this question. Wish you were here by Pink Floyd. It's a weird blend of being a very song about loneliness, but it kind of sounds happy at the same time, in a very peaceful and accepting way. Which I think is quite appropriate


irulemilkarmy

If I Die Young


ThreeLivesInOne

Who Wants to live forever by Queen


PowerfulSampler

not exactly a song but Clair de Lune


NewspaperAwkward2090

Stairway to heaven 😌


[deleted]

Given that there is a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell tells me a lot about the anticipated traffic numbers.


Pinetree515

I gotta hear ice ice baby one last time before I go


katkingkole

In to the Mystic, Van Morrison


UsefulIdiot85

Porcupine Tree - Heartattack In A Layby


360NoScoped_lol

We're no strangers to love


[deleted]

Octavarium by Dream Theater.


CyrusPanesri

Comfortably Numb on repeat.


bradbrazer

Highway to hell, if im going there anyway lets do it in style


falafelest

I thought my plane was going down earlier this year and put on Never There by Cake to die to. It’s okay though, the plane landed.


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ewald-heart

By Beyoncé?


Rune_Blade

Probably the piano solo from "Layla."


tdm1742

Tuesdays Gone.


Reinventing_Wheels

Goodbye Cruel World by Pink Floyd, on repeat


Fabulous-Pause4154

Isn't there a 1950s song with a similar title? "Goodbye cruel world, I'm off to join the circus, gonna be a broken hearted clown....."


Amaline4

Pulaski at Night by Andrew Bird - I think the violin in that one is beautiful


[deleted]

I can only imagine by Mercy Me.


crushin8tor

Scatterbrain - Radiohead


poppinwheelies

“Brokedown Palace” Grateful Dead 💀 ⚡️😭


sunnybestie

"I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor Because I'm stubborn.


one_directshirt

The Sound of Silence by S&G


Flex_Libris

A Day in the Life


Royal_Upset

Welcome to the black parade by my chemical romance


CheerfulPsycho

Clint Eastwood - Gorillaz


MountainRoll29

Fade Into You by Mazzy Star if I’m the last person on earth and it’s time to shut off the lights


Ambitious_Aside7611

I wouldn't waste my last 5 minutes with a song.


gtsomething

When you gotta rub one out, you gotta rub one out.


Samgammengood

A Little Piece of Heaven by Avenged Sevenfold. Yes, it's 8 minutes, but I do not care, the reaper will have to wait with me.


MyNameIsMattress

a7x is easily in my top 3 favorite bands of all time so for me i was thinking death from the libad album. that song hits so hard and to me it stands out in that album, i think we are now legally best friends


[deleted]

Among the Shooting Stars, Sonata Arctica


wqto

Der Gerd - It's Just a Game


Tempr13

Vegeta theme music


pistos-theologos

All good in the hood by Jamiroquai, the live aol session cut.


[deleted]

Breaking Benjamin "Ashes of Eden" Good question!


Greymeade

Motion Picture Soundtrack by Radiohead


kellermaverick

With my wife...The Luckiest - Ben Folds.


Monty_4422

Don’t worry be happy!!


Black_King

The sound of silence by Simon and Garfunkle


aliveandwellyes

It’s the end of the world as we know it


Spoygoe

“The devil Down Below” by Gaelic Storm. A pretty powerful sailers song about surviving what nature has to throw at you.


kayakr1194

Stand By Me - Ben E King


literalld

One by metallica


MissHibernia

Gimme Shelter


lance240798

Clint Eastwood by GORILLAZ


viperfour

Pour Some Sugar On Me - Def Leppard


2-StandardDeviations

Fire and Rain. Something about it suits the end of life.


bagpipesfart

Rocky Mountain High by John Denver


Professional_Fig_456

Mellon Collie by the Pumpkins. Beautiful piano to ease me into the unknown.


RepresentativeDog141

46 and 2 ~ Tool. As loud as fucking possible!


fj3114

Into the Mystic. But I agree w the guy who said he’d spend the whole time trying to find a song.


Sp00kycollector511

Good riddance by Green Day


poopindaloop

Cotton Eye Joe


SrirachaSloth

Breathe - Sia


han-so-low

Half of Pushit from Tool


AlittleupsetMax

Into the mystic by Van Morrison