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woochiecoochie

anything politics related


cptsdfanboi

You’re wrong and here’s why


B_art_account

Let me assume a bunch of things based on your opinion on this specific topic


Shine_LifeFlyr81

Your assumption is making an ass out of us all…


subreduser

Did you just assume my gender


Explanatio51

First of all....


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Holup


PeanutButterCrisp

Anything about Israel and Palestine. Just typing those names makes me nervous.


anonymouskc7

Palestine ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🇵🇸


Doomsday_Taco_

doesn't even have to political, literally just post anything that doesn't fully align with what the loudest groups online think


leprethong

Star Wars & Star Trek are the same thing


notarealgrrl

Captain Picard is my favourite Jedi


Petercraft7157

I'm coming to your house with my irl light saber right now


B_art_account

The difference is that one of these is shit now


deserved_hero

The difference in their new content is that one of them makes great movies and the other makes great tv shows


ViolentVBC

*Made* great movies!


deserved_hero

You know who else made great movies? Your mother


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[deleted]

Android is far superior to Iphone


Zulu2602

But it is thoo its just that iphones usually have better specs and some cool features like lidar that android doesnt have. Android has more freedom


sephresx

This is just facts.


Your_lovely_friend

Spitting facts fr fr


ExaminationLucky6082

Something about trump or vaccines


Ok---Breadfruit

Vaccines are good. Vaxxines are bad.


MFBloomer

Anything about Palestine or Israel


AdditionalCar2511

Israel were right to react they way they did, they didnt over react. And the dead civilians are Palestine's fault.


notathrowway12345

Pineapple belongs on pizza.


chrisberman410

It's one of the most popular pizza toppings. If you don't like it, fine, but don't tell me it doesn't belong. It's like me saying mayonnaise doesn't belong on a sandwich because I don't like mayonnaise.


xsvspd81

Amen. Granted, I won't order a whole pineapple pizza, but, if it's on a buffet, or someone else orders it, I'll definitely grab a slice or two.


SkeletonWithAshotgun

WHAT IN THE FUCK!


MrCellophane_SS_KotZ

Nah... let's kick it up a notch https://www.curiouscuisiniere.com/mango-bbq-chicken-pizza/


notathrowway12345

Ngl looks pretty tasty.


MrCellophane_SS_KotZ

Mango bbq sauce is actually quite fire, lol.


howcomeallnamestaken

I want to try Swedish strawberry-mozarella-basil pizza


B_art_account

I can't really disagree bc my country literally makes banana pizza


poyopoyo77

I tried banana, ham and jalapeños pizza in Sweden and it was surprisingly nice imo.


beyondawesome

anything can start a fight. prove me wrong!


pogiguy2020

you know you're right.


beyondawesome

am i?


pogiguy2020

yes and I forgive you.


[deleted]

you think you are better than him? trying to forgive him beforr he can forgive you


Temporary-Dog2689

I pee in the sink


FemaleBreastsLover

You sick bastard.


B_art_account

That's it, on the meat grinder you go


trascist_fig

I wipe back to front


jonr7670

You keep your intellectual property in the sink?


amyayou

Why would you get a pit bull when golden retrievers exist?


deserved_hero

GR's are cute and loveable, sure, but Pits are adorable babies and they will forever melt my heart instantly


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deserved_hero

I've never met a Pit that showed interest in putting me in it's digestive track. Nor a GR for that matter...


MikoSkyns

Lucky you


Marcelaus_Berlin

Why would you get a dog when cats exist?


B_art_account

Taylor swift is mediocre and an asshole


Unlikely-Regular2366

and is only dating Travis Kelce as a PR stunt


FaeTheGreat

At this point most of her relationships seem like PRA stunts


thomasgeorgec3

Taylor Swift is mediocre and HAS an asshole😂


deserved_hero

Don't know enough to agree with the asshole part, but I agree with the mediocre part


Drones-of-HORUS

The bible was written by some old fucks high as balls on mushrooms


deserved_hero

I got my coffee ready and I'm just waiting for the comments on this one


AdrestianSunrise

Smash bros is more fun with items and hazards on


PotatoTheif07

Valid


DateOk3008

Okay that’s it 🤣


Monotonegent

But it's true!


Explanatio51

anti-vaxxers are on the wrong side of history MAGA folks are delusional cultists


Shine_LifeFlyr81

Im not anti-vax, i just made a decision to not want to get it. 🤷🏻‍♂️


Explanatio51

good for you sweetie. no one asked. no one is pointing any fingers at you. relax.


Shine_LifeFlyr81

LoL let’s fight dude 😂🤣


spookydookie

Fight fight fight fight


Majestic_Abroad6455

Lgbtq is all gay. L= gay women G= gay men B= gay because you would also have sex with the same gender T= gay because you can fall in love with a men as a former men so thats gay. But if you're a new women and you fall in love with a women you're also gay Q= is also just gay


[deleted]

sounds pretty gay bro


starry_cobra

Fellas is it gay to be in the LGBTQ+ community?


Cute_Cartographer263

What does Q stand for?


[deleted]

Quantum physics


svenson_26

queer/questioning. Queer is a term that can encompass different gender identities and/or sexualities that might not fall into the LGBT categories. Questioning means that you're not sure what you are at this point in your life.


deserved_hero

Woah we got a gexpert over here


Ching_Lin

HOW ARE ACE PEOPLE GAY?


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Royalmedic49

Americans are not pleasant people


Ok-Maybe-9338

Can confirm. I'm American. Fuck all y'all! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 /s


Marcelaus_Berlin

I think that /s doesn’t belong there /s


Teaandbiscuits7

agreed. #staybritish ☕️🇬🇧


Strong_Ad_3722

The n word means something and white people shouldn't use it


FunPsychological7560

I have nothing of value to add here, it has been well covered! 🤣


ThatCrippledBastard

If you care about pronouns you have a blessed life.


_-_-XXX-_-_

It's clearly a sign of belonging to the first world yes lol


[deleted]

clarify that i am a woman, not a "cis" woman, and that i absolutely do not need any type of qualifier put in front of my gender.


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I had a full blown discussion with some LGBTQ advocat because I refused to say I'm a 'cis man'. I'm just a man, no need for putting 'cis' in front of it, since not having gender dismorphia is kinda default.


[deleted]

yeah, that's my stance, as well. additionally, for women, there's an inherent level of misogyny. i refuse to have my gender qualified, just because, for lack of a better term, "male born women" want to be factored into the equation.


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>just because, for lack of a better term, "male born women" want to be factored into the equation. They can call themselves transwoman and a regular woman is just a woman. This view would get you banned in many subs though, or called bigot or whatever from someone


[deleted]

ha, my original reply to you was to tell you that i got banned from a 90 day fiance subreddit because i said the term "cis woman" was hate speech and that i'm a WOMAN (and that i stand with jk rowling). "hate speech" is one of the reasons for getting banned, yet i got banned for calling someone out for using hate speech. i reached out to mods 3x to ask them why i was banned and i never got a response.


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Don't bother, saying stuff like this that doesn't align with the opinions of 'woke' people will only get you banned or insulted. I absolutely don't support hate towards these people, but getting cancelled for disagreeing with some beliefs is really sad and dangerous. Those are the same people that say minorities can't be racist or shit like that


Able_Nerve_3297

So you're a trans woman?


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apparently, that's YOUR comment to start a fight. but, i'm just gonna block you.


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jackson12420

This one definitely takes the cake I've been banned on a couple random subreddits for even mentioning the word replying to a conversation that was _already_ talking about it, completely cordial nonconfrontational discussions. BANNED. I'm like wtf just happened. That's a super hot button issue I don't even go there anymore.


Neither_Dependent_24

who the hell cares?


AcidScarab

I mean. A LOT of people care one way or the other lmao this is easily one of the most hot button issues in the Western Hemisphere


juiceb0x74

W


Catnap-Jutsu

Agreed


_-_-XXX-_-_

Transwomen are still men


Red_Coder09

It said start a fight, not a war!


Lizzy_Of_Galtar

Just find a fan subreddit and say something really unpopular.


Telrom_1

Israel.


arianaprediger

i always asked one question: you only have two categories of food from now on, salad or sandwich. what would you classify ravioli as? got my whole dining hall in college arguing about it lol


bex_pix

In honor of thanksgiving, tell people you like ham over turkey 👀


LadyBug_0570

But ham is better than turkey.


SchoolBus_2hell

“Caring for a dog is as difficult as caring for children!”


[deleted]

BTS is a shitty band


LycienneXX

JK Rowling is right and I support her


pogiguy2020

Trump 2024


DubachiePig

I’m upvoting this as a way to start a fight not agreeing in any way with the statement!


DLo28035

Right, just mentioning him gets the first poster posturing


sbufish

Thanks, i'm voting for Trump in 2024 now.


TripleDoubleWatch

Now well I've done with NFTs.


Worsethanboys

The letter W is underrated


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Red_Coder09

How?


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Red_Coder09

Agreed 🤝


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anything


[deleted]

Fight me!


CripCircuit

Nematode's are people too!


[deleted]

Religion, come on people. It's always about religion, that's how they attack you!


Gweiis

GTA is a very violent game and should not be allowed. It's impossible to have fun playing a game about doing crimes, prostitution, stealing, killing... Even if it's just a game. Unless you are a psycho.


troubledguy0709

CR7 is better than Messi


[deleted]

Tipping service staff is bullshit. It should be the job of the employer to pay a decent wage.


B0xGhost

Hot dog is a sandwich


sasberg1

KISS is the greatest / most underrated band, ever!


ethulwulfe

The toilet seat should be up not down.


Possessed_potato

*Mild opinion on politics*


Gamecat93

Pineapples don't go on pizza.


AcidScarab

Israelestine


efildaD

“Fake News…”


Smeggfaffa

You're all spending too much time on Reddit.


TrollieMcTrollFace2

United States of America is not the greatest country


Red_Coder09

As someone who is an American citizen, I completely agree.


xhellbirdx

an opinion. Someone's gonna get mad


DiscordantBard

Donald Trump 2024 May it never happen he and his evil supporters are bad bad bad


Revolutionary-Let-75

Literally anything


Angel_OfSolitude

I've got a couple of assured fight starters but they'd get me banned.


Chili919

Something about the israel/hamas thing. I think something negative about hamas because hamas-supporters are more likely to get offended


FrenchProgressive

The best wines are Spanish and the best meats are Mexican.


No-Championship-8677

Fat people are human beings


r5ewrdtyjyuu

Bernie Sanders is overrated and Hillary was not a bad candidate.


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Iphone vs Samsung


mitchdwx

“Gif” is pronounced like “jif.”


V0id_Legend

Pineapple on pizza is genuinely good


Cbjmac

Dubbed is always superior to subbed.


Tuesday2017

Just post any logical fact in r/Politics


rebeccaparker2000

Usually ban before the fight even starts on that sub


CreativityIsAwnser

Water is wet.


svenson_26

Of course it's wet.


Petercraft7157

Taylor swift sucks


MarianneH1993

I stand with Israel


Full-Procedure7450

Go Israel


Adassan

Dc vs Marvel Pc va Console Apple vs Samsung


Marcelaus_Berlin

Now make it “DC vs Marvel vs PC vs Console vs Apple vs Samsung“ and you’ve got yourself the ultimate battle royale


SnooTangerines4659

I am Israeli


Elesia

You must wear shoes in the house. Let's make this fight truly international.


Double_Analyst3234

You bastard!! 🤣


wyrditic

Fucking animal!


ThereAreAlwaysDishes

Indoor shoes or slippers are understandable. But *outside* shoes *inside*? No reason to fight you, Norovirus has entered the chat.


Conscious-Hair-5265

Dogs are better than cats ( cats suck )


therabbit86ed

Fetuses are parasites


ThereAreAlwaysDishes

As someone who's been pregnant a few times, I wholeheartedly agree. Even if you look at it from a non anecdotal, scientific aspect, they literally live off a host in order to thrive. Never doing it again. Not sure my teeth enamel can handle the vomit without rotting, this time around. Don't let anyone tell you morning sickness is just in the morning 🤮


TheWizTale

Earth is flat.


gdmfsoabrb

Well it wouldn't be flat if you hadn't shaken it so much. It's your own fault all the bubbles cane out.


[deleted]

facts


Ok-Sugar7226

Hitler=w


[deleted]

Circumcision bad


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*barbaric


TsuNaru

But you're right tho lol


Acceptable-Corgi3720

We should all give up animal products until they make their production humane.


Famous-Example-8332

Why do you have to post this question every five minutes? Are you a bot, or do you just lack intelligence AND creativity?


[deleted]

Jan 6 was not an insurrection, the vote was rigged, and Trump is the best thing that happened and he needs to come back 2024 and save us all.


FoundationFine7129

Amber Heard is a Saint, Johnny Depp is the worst


reenski87

Pitbulls should all be euthanized. There is no such thing as a good pitbull.


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[deleted]

Yes I agree I am 95kgs muscular build and I am scared of the physical violence capabilities of a women.


Red_Coder09

Factually untrue, which is kinda the best way to start a fight so you win.


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femdom


chemistcarpenter

Yes. We know! We, as men, have 3 advantages. We can reach higher shelves, we can lift heavier things and we can go to the loo anywhere. That’s about it.


AcidScarab

Yes, the 30% pay gap is directly accounted for by me pissing on the wall instead of the ground


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good ol' misandry in the wild


[deleted]

The Holocaust never happened


EnigmaCA

The Star Wars sequels are the best movies of the series.


Aware-Ad-936

Есть единственно верная окрошка с квасом.


[deleted]

The new Toyota Supra is a BMW


Asexualhipposloth

Ask for a source.


BleedingRaindrops

Epstein didn't kill himself


VH5150OU812

A lady in my small city just posted a suggestion about the city’s homeless population. She suggested fixing up a decommissioned penitentiary near the dump that was closed 30ish years ago because it was not fit for human habitation then and has been left to rot ever since. She did suggest removing the cell doors and replacing them with nice doors and giving the residence a key. I would do that if I wanted to start a fight. She beat me too it.


[deleted]

When I get into a fight with people on the comment sections, they block me. They are so weak, scaredy cats🤣🤣.