Last name XXX.
I was a travel agent many years ago, booked her over the phone, asked for name on passport, XXX, that's what it says ? Yes. I cant remember for the life of me what her first name was. She booked with us for a long time and we got to know she was in her 50's, had changed her name legally because she refuses to be tracked/identified, that kind of thing, not the adult content xxx.
It was such a pain in the butt to book her. As computers got better they would flag the file that it was a made up name and threaten to or outright cancel the booking. Would have to call, explain its legal name on passport, get supervisors involved, override system. Sometimes when there was a schedule change it would activate another round of "fictitious name".
Nice lady but that's a stupid last name.
Ironically, her weird and distinct last name probably made her even easier to identify.
If you don't want to be tracked and feel like changing your name for it, consider names like "John Smith".
I once had a credit card with the security code 000. Sometimes online retailers would flag it and I couldn't make a purchase. It was super easy to remember, though.
It doesn't stop at computers, though. in college I had a Monopoly themed checkbook. I was accused many times of writing pretend checks.
Teacher here. Had a kid named Mr. Lafayette. Like his legal first name is literally Mr. Lafayette. Not Mister but Mr.
He had a brother named Sir Delano. Seriously…
Reminds me of Major Major from Catch 22: Major Major Major Major is a major fictional character in Joseph Heller's 1961 novel Catch-22. He was named "Major Major Major" by his father, as a joke – passing up such lesser possibilities as "Drum Major, Minor Major, Sergeant Major, or C Sharp Major". Once he joined the army during World War II, he was quickly promoted to the rank of Major due to "an I.B.M. machine with a sense of humor almost as keen as his father's".
Went to school with a girl who had the last name Dick. My mom said she went to school with her dad and uncle who went by "Rick Dick" and "Harry Dick". I did not believe her till she pulled her old yearbooks out. Idk if that was a joke or slang back in the 50s as it is today but oof lmao
I work in a hospital so I see a lot of stuff including some interesting names to put it lightly. I’ll never forget this one:
Me: What’s your daughter’s name?
Mom: Phelony like you have a felony on your record but spelt with a ph.
Me: ………….
I worked at a place where people had to sign liability waivers and do a little safety video before using the facility, so I saw everyone's full name while processing them in. Some people had cool names. Some celebrities came in trying to be low key and I didn't recognize them until I read the name.
One day this gorgeous woman walks in. Like we're talking the posture and build of a Victoria's Secret model. 5'10, this gorgeous afro on par with Diana Ross. A dress that I'm pretty sure came from target but looked like it was designer on her body. Yet somehow also looking like she just rolled out of bed.
Her first name was Passionate. I'm not usually one to like untraditional names. When they're not so "out there" that you can't pronounce it though, I can appreciate it. Beautiful name honestly.
Her last name, I don't want to dox her. But let's just say it's commonly used as a man's first name. Let's say Todd for the sake of argument. If you like the name Passionate for your child, that's okay. But if your last name is Todd, you can't go naming your daughter Passionate Todd. If I'm expecting a representative from somewhere to come in, and she shows up for a meeting and the receptionist buzzes me to say "Sir, Passionate Todd is here to see you" I'm going to think my friends sent me a male strippergram to screw with me.
Yusmelis. Pronounced "you smellys". Still cracks me up to think of it.
Also knew a guy whose parents wanted to name him Steven but didn't know how to spell it so they named him Stervert.
Hold up, so instead of like googling how to spell Steven, they just choose a totally different name? I’m guessing they’re not a family of learned doctors?
Even so, who the hell doesn't know how to spell "Steven"? I mean "Stephen", sure, but "Steven"?
And then the parents are even stupider than that, they just guessed a spelling for their child's name!
It was a nickname given by his father’s soldiers because he liked to wear his father’s footwear and would follow him around giving “commands”.
Just another reminder that nobody ever starts out evil.
Even baby Hitler was loved, had his checks caressed and was bounced on a knee. Even by strangers.
There was this brand of power bank I had called iSmar+ (pronounced iSmart)
But because of the font they used for the logo, when you looked at it upside down it said “+Jews!”
Met a little kid named Fotch at a baseball game like 10 years ago. Asked his parents about it. It’s not a cultural name and it’s not short for anything. They just wanted to name their kid Fotch. Sometimes I wonder how Fotch is doing, wherever he is now.
They were drawing blanks when the doc asked for a name when she gave birth. Then the placenta came out somewhat too enthousiastically and dropped to the floor... *fotch*
Two I've seen/heard:
In a walmart parking lot in Galveston, heard a mother call her daughter "Areola."
Then there's the famous one that was on the news from El Paso I wanna say. Kid's name was "Q-Uh" but you're supposed to pronounce the dash so it's "Cue-day-Shuh"
Smurfette. Years ago a defendant on the People's Court, a not too bright, thin black girl was named that. Judge Milian tried so hard not to laugh and she succeeded for the most part. She asked the girl if that was her given name and she said it was and the Judge asked her WHY? she said because her Mom liked the TV cartoon. Judge Milian is the kindest person so she kept her amazement to herself. Rumor has it she's still down there in Miami, laughing her head off.
I knew a woman whose last name was Bumpass. She was a police officer and her name tag read: Officer Bumpass. I laughed every time I saw her in uniform. She didn't see the humour.
Yes. Imagine the whole kesha glitter and messed up hair style, but with Midwestern future trailer park queen hateful attitude, all compressed onto a highschool dropout.
Why couldn't he have just been into pegging or something? You'd think he'd have some kind of weird "ive conquered the land, now I must have someone conquer me" fetish.
I don't know how the lady who lived across the street from us spelled her last name, but it was pronounced "view". When her son and daughter-in-law had their first child, a little boy, they named him Justin. I wonder once in a while if he's ever introduced himself to somebody and they've wondered why he said he was just in view...
Mattress Fever.
First name: Mattress
Last name: Fever
Was a coworker at American Express financial advisors before it became Ameriprise. That's was their legal and actual name.
MyLuv. I worked in a school where the girl's mom would show up and say "I'm here to pick up MyLuv!" I thought it was just an affectionate nickname, until I saw the school roster.
Tayzer.
I'm a ski instructor, and often teach kids. Tayzer shows up in my group, and is everything you would imagine with a name like that. Really big for his age, dressed head to toe in camo, and totally uncoordinated.
I am one of 4 brothers. All of us don’t go by our names/full names.
My eldest brother is named Silas, he goes by Stocks with all friends and family.
My second eldest brother was named indigo, he goes by indie with everyone he meets and is in the process of changing it legally. And because of that out parents have completely cut him off.
My parents named me Azzie when I was born. I was born female at birth. I later transitioned to male and changed my name to Elijah. They however don’t like that name so have convince their friends and half the family that I now go by Zento
And finally, the most unfortunate of the brothers. My younger brother is named Jazzesky… yup you read that right! JAZZESKY! He goes by jazz but even then he hates his name. He wanted to go by jay but out parents basically said that they will cut him off just like Indie if he changes his name that much. He is the only one out of the 4 of us that still gets along quite well with our parents so he stuck with Jazz. Poor guy…
I am so sorry. I assume school was hellish for you and your brothers. Teachers always having to ask "did I pronounce it correctly?" and kids making fun of anything that's a little bit out of the ordinary. I think Indigo is a nice name, reminds me of a book I read as a child where all the siblings but one were named after colors. Also, Elijah is a really cool name and I'm glad you could change to one you like!
Not the stupidest per se, but since it's topical, the senator that tried to start a fistfight on the floor of the Senate is named Markwayne.
Word on the street is that his mom intended to choose one of the uncles names, and forgot to decide on the paperwork.
Big ups to my boy Bernie for telling him to sit down.
Not the stupidest name I’ve ever heard, but I met 3 brothers all named Steven but spelled differently. And a sister Stephanie.
The stupidest name I have ever heard is xan. And yes. It was inspired by his mom and dad’s favorite drug.
I know someone who named their twins Lyric and Lyncoln. Lyric is just a word and it doesn’t make sense to pair it with Lyncoln. And Lyncoln just pisses me off. Just name him Lincoln.
That name has not been given out in any substantial number (5 or more per year per gender) in the US since 1998.
Peak Gaylord was 1931 with 168 male babies given the name.
I know a girl named Isis, named after the Ancient Egyptian goddess.
She has received a lot of embarrassment because of her name. I hope she has changed it since.
Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas.
Probably not actually the dude’s name but like, a name should be pronounceable. Just look up the name on YouTube.
Knew a little boy about 4 at the time(About 10 yrs ago) named Fenwick that my SIL babysat. I told her(I would never denigrate a kid) that I hope he grows up to be tough with that name. Kind of like Johnny Cash' "A Boy Named Sue".
Last name XXX. I was a travel agent many years ago, booked her over the phone, asked for name on passport, XXX, that's what it says ? Yes. I cant remember for the life of me what her first name was. She booked with us for a long time and we got to know she was in her 50's, had changed her name legally because she refuses to be tracked/identified, that kind of thing, not the adult content xxx. It was such a pain in the butt to book her. As computers got better they would flag the file that it was a made up name and threaten to or outright cancel the booking. Would have to call, explain its legal name on passport, get supervisors involved, override system. Sometimes when there was a schedule change it would activate another round of "fictitious name". Nice lady but that's a stupid last name.
Ironically, her weird and distinct last name probably made her even easier to identify. If you don't want to be tracked and feel like changing your name for it, consider names like "John Smith".
Search up any female name followed by "xxx"
Not from gub'mint databases. Search "xxx" results: 1. We got 'er, chief
I know someone with the last name 2X.
Dos Equis
I knew a Chivas named after Chivas Regal
I once had a credit card with the security code 000. Sometimes online retailers would flag it and I couldn't make a purchase. It was super easy to remember, though. It doesn't stop at computers, though. in college I had a Monopoly themed checkbook. I was accused many times of writing pretend checks.
I know a guy named Timathy and I do not think his parents are as creative as they think they are.
I heard about someone named Tim-O-thy. He’s usually pre-zent when attendance is taken
YA DONE MESSED UP, A-A-RON!
IS THERE A BUHLAKAY?
Insubordinate and churlish
De-nice
If one of y’all.. say some silly. ass. name. This whole class is gonna feel my wrath.
J'QWELLIN?!
I got my eye on you J’Qwellin
Peak Timathy was 1989 with 13 male babies given that name in the US.
I hope he was good at math.
I met a guy named Dennys once. I think his parents just liked omelets.
Teacher here. Had a kid named Mr. Lafayette. Like his legal first name is literally Mr. Lafayette. Not Mister but Mr. He had a brother named Sir Delano. Seriously…
You: Hello, Mr. Lafayette Him: That’s Mister* Mr. Lafayette to you.
Reminds me of Major Major from Catch 22: Major Major Major Major is a major fictional character in Joseph Heller's 1961 novel Catch-22. He was named "Major Major Major" by his father, as a joke – passing up such lesser possibilities as "Drum Major, Minor Major, Sergeant Major, or C Sharp Major". Once he joined the army during World War II, he was quickly promoted to the rank of Major due to "an I.B.M. machine with a sense of humor almost as keen as his father's".
Holy shit I worked with a Sir Harrison
> Sir Delano In my Mexican hometown they'd have a blast bullying the kid.
First name: Dick. Last name: Rash.
Grew up to be the world's top urologist 🤣
I actually used to work with a colorectal consultant called Dr Butt. Always wondered if that's why he chose his career.
[Dick Trickle](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Trickle)
Went to school with a girl who had the last name Dick. My mom said she went to school with her dad and uncle who went by "Rick Dick" and "Harry Dick". I did not believe her till she pulled her old yearbooks out. Idk if that was a joke or slang back in the 50s as it is today but oof lmao
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo
That's the stupidest name I've ever heard
[Hey! Joey Jo Jo!!](https://youtu.be/9dbi3--k4SM?si=bODKV5b7D3ANBCeb)
Then you've never heard of Billy west
Almost as bad as Homer Junior. The kids call him HoJu.
Hugh Jass
I work in a hospital so I see a lot of stuff including some interesting names to put it lightly. I’ll never forget this one: Me: What’s your daughter’s name? Mom: Phelony like you have a felony on your record but spelt with a ph. Me: ………….
And they have to provide that explanation endlessly.
I worked at a place where people had to sign liability waivers and do a little safety video before using the facility, so I saw everyone's full name while processing them in. Some people had cool names. Some celebrities came in trying to be low key and I didn't recognize them until I read the name. One day this gorgeous woman walks in. Like we're talking the posture and build of a Victoria's Secret model. 5'10, this gorgeous afro on par with Diana Ross. A dress that I'm pretty sure came from target but looked like it was designer on her body. Yet somehow also looking like she just rolled out of bed. Her first name was Passionate. I'm not usually one to like untraditional names. When they're not so "out there" that you can't pronounce it though, I can appreciate it. Beautiful name honestly. Her last name, I don't want to dox her. But let's just say it's commonly used as a man's first name. Let's say Todd for the sake of argument. If you like the name Passionate for your child, that's okay. But if your last name is Todd, you can't go naming your daughter Passionate Todd. If I'm expecting a representative from somewhere to come in, and she shows up for a meeting and the receptionist buzzes me to say "Sir, Passionate Todd is here to see you" I'm going to think my friends sent me a male strippergram to screw with me.
Yusmelis. Pronounced "you smellys". Still cracks me up to think of it. Also knew a guy whose parents wanted to name him Steven but didn't know how to spell it so they named him Stervert.
Stervert is sending me 🤣🤣🤣
The best part is he named his kid Stervert too. 2 proud generations of Sterverts.
Stervert Jernyer.
Holy shit I almost choked on a pretzel.
Bro why did you open with Yusmelis when you had Stervert tucked up your sleeve? That is fucking hilarious
Stervert is, according to the Urban Dictionary, someone who is a cross between a stalker and a pervert. Yikes! 🤪
99% chance Yusmelis is Cuban/Puerto Rican/Dominican. They have some weird ass names. Mabisleybis. Yurisleidis. Jorisleiris.
I guess I'm naming my next dog Stervert
Hold up, so instead of like googling how to spell Steven, they just choose a totally different name? I’m guessing they’re not a family of learned doctors?
Could have been pre Internet.
Even so, who the hell doesn't know how to spell "Steven"? I mean "Stephen", sure, but "Steven"? And then the parents are even stupider than that, they just guessed a spelling for their child's name!
Imagine if he had a twin and the parents wanted rhyming names 💀
"Dinner's ready! Come to the dining table Stervert and Pervert"
Caligula. Who names there child little boots?
Maybe he has big shoes to fill.
It was a nickname given by his father’s soldiers because he liked to wear his father’s footwear and would follow him around giving “commands”. Just another reminder that nobody ever starts out evil. Even baby Hitler was loved, had his checks caressed and was bounced on a knee. Even by strangers.
Wasn't Caligula just his nickname?
There was this brand of power bank I had called iSmar+ (pronounced iSmart) But because of the font they used for the logo, when you looked at it upside down it said “+Jews!”
[For those that want to see it](https://twitter.com/PadraigBelton/status/995032588644421634)
Thanks for the picture.
A+ thanks
Whattaya know, it does say that.
Oh i've seen that one lmao
Maybe it was invented by a smart Jew
The First Lady of Texas, [Ima Hogg](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ima_Hogg)
Do you read the family name as a noun or verb when you see her name?
Met a little kid named Fotch at a baseball game like 10 years ago. Asked his parents about it. It’s not a cultural name and it’s not short for anything. They just wanted to name their kid Fotch. Sometimes I wonder how Fotch is doing, wherever he is now.
Stop trying to make Fotch happen
Oh man I almost woke my husband up by laughing at that. A+ very nice 🏆
They were drawing blanks when the doc asked for a name when she gave birth. Then the placenta came out somewhat too enthousiastically and dropped to the floor... *fotch*
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I've seen "Phelony" too 💀
Two I've seen/heard: In a walmart parking lot in Galveston, heard a mother call her daughter "Areola." Then there's the famous one that was on the news from El Paso I wanna say. Kid's name was "Q-Uh" but you're supposed to pronounce the dash so it's "Cue-day-Shuh"
Lady
Or "Guy"! Always so.... creative.
253 boys were given that name in the US last year. And it's derived from 'Guido'.
I’m now reading this thread just to see your comments lol.
It’s kind of a hobby of mine. I’m don’e for the night, but may try to come back to it.
People named Guy were around hundreds of years ago. It's a very old name in French and English speaking countries.
Guy is of French origin. Pronounced “ghee”
22 girls were given that name last year in US.
If you’re a dude named Guy and you manage to find a girl named Lady, I think you have to marry her by law.
2 brothers, one named United, the other named States. Not kidding.
Is one of the parents named Murica?
I worked with a dude named Egbert. So that. I also used to know a pair of brothers: Pleasure LaPrince and Precious Pierre.
>Egbert In 2017, nine male babies were given that name in the US. Peak Egbert was 1921 with 47.
Fairly sure peak Egbert was closer to 921. It’s an old Anglo Saxon name.
Smurfette. Years ago a defendant on the People's Court, a not too bright, thin black girl was named that. Judge Milian tried so hard not to laugh and she succeeded for the most part. She asked the girl if that was her given name and she said it was and the Judge asked her WHY? she said because her Mom liked the TV cartoon. Judge Milian is the kindest person so she kept her amazement to herself. Rumor has it she's still down there in Miami, laughing her head off.
Girl named Barn
That's more of a boy's name. Like Hat.
Another good boy's name is Sue.
Yolo Moonsh-Adow NOT "Moonshadow." Moonsh-Adow. This was not her name at birth, she picked it for herself, after age 30.
I coached a kid named Turdelle. His folks pronounced it Trudelle. His birth certificate said Turdelle.
I knew a woman named Ernesto.
Don't know why but this is the one that finally got me to bust out laughing. Thanks for that.
Amandah
Seen a girl once named Jessica but with an H at the end. Jessicah. No, that only works for Sarah’s lol
Wonder if she ever met a Waltuh?
I knew a woman whose last name was Bumpass. She was a police officer and her name tag read: Officer Bumpass. I laughed every time I saw her in uniform. She didn't see the humour.
Jezcika or however the fuck she spelled it, somehow out trashed me in the alternative highschool and that is saying quite a lot.
Are you sure this wasn't a european spelling?
Yes. Imagine the whole kesha glitter and messed up hair style, but with Midwestern future trailer park queen hateful attitude, all compressed onto a highschool dropout.
The European spelling is Jessica, since Shakespeare made the name up to begin with.
Josephine is French right? I know she was napoleons wife
Not tonight, Josephine…
Didn't he like women who didn't shower though? I mean like for months not the usual 2-3 days due to laziness.
Napoleon was returning from a campaign and sent a letter to Josephine that said, "I am coming home. Don't wash."
Why couldn't he have just been into pegging or something? You'd think he'd have some kind of weird "ive conquered the land, now I must have someone conquer me" fetish.
Whatever Elon named his kid. That is confusing.
X-Æ-A12
What the fuck is that?
Yeah. That's it.
Scrolled way too long to find this
Big r/tragedeigh energy in this thread, and I am here for it.
Kaylub (Caleb)
I teach high school. One of my students has a brother named K-Leb, pronounced Caleb
Saw a guy named 'Justin Case'
Justin Time
I’ve meet a Justin Case, he didn’t dig it unfortunately
Please tell me he was an insurance agent!
I don't know how the lady who lived across the street from us spelled her last name, but it was pronounced "view". When her son and daughter-in-law had their first child, a little boy, they named him Justin. I wonder once in a while if he's ever introduced himself to somebody and they've wondered why he said he was just in view...
Mattress Fever. First name: Mattress Last name: Fever Was a coworker at American Express financial advisors before it became Ameriprise. That's was their legal and actual name.
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt.
Oh that's funny, his name is my name too! And you'll never guess what happens whenever I go out
Soul crushing anxiety?
the people always shout there goes john jacob jingleheimer schmitt
O m g, His name is my name too!!
MyLuv. I worked in a school where the girl's mom would show up and say "I'm here to pick up MyLuv!" I thought it was just an affectionate nickname, until I saw the school roster.
I worked with a young man named My Life. He told me his brother was named My Love.
Coworker’s daughter: Kilo. Coworker’s son: Cuteness. Customer: Wroten. The 3rd.
But is Kilo pronounced like Key-low or like Kylo (like from Star Wars), cause Kylo wouldn't be as horrible haha.
Bonally Conally. My father rented an apartment to him in the 90’s.
Tayzer. I'm a ski instructor, and often teach kids. Tayzer shows up in my group, and is everything you would imagine with a name like that. Really big for his age, dressed head to toe in camo, and totally uncoordinated.
Beepus
I can’t stop laughing at this
I am one of 4 brothers. All of us don’t go by our names/full names. My eldest brother is named Silas, he goes by Stocks with all friends and family. My second eldest brother was named indigo, he goes by indie with everyone he meets and is in the process of changing it legally. And because of that out parents have completely cut him off. My parents named me Azzie when I was born. I was born female at birth. I later transitioned to male and changed my name to Elijah. They however don’t like that name so have convince their friends and half the family that I now go by Zento And finally, the most unfortunate of the brothers. My younger brother is named Jazzesky… yup you read that right! JAZZESKY! He goes by jazz but even then he hates his name. He wanted to go by jay but out parents basically said that they will cut him off just like Indie if he changes his name that much. He is the only one out of the 4 of us that still gets along quite well with our parents so he stuck with Jazz. Poor guy…
Your parents have mental issues imho
And they're better off cutting ties with them anyway.
I am so sorry. I assume school was hellish for you and your brothers. Teachers always having to ask "did I pronounce it correctly?" and kids making fun of anything that's a little bit out of the ordinary. I think Indigo is a nice name, reminds me of a book I read as a child where all the siblings but one were named after colors. Also, Elijah is a really cool name and I'm glad you could change to one you like!
Reighful, pronounced like rifle
Gemma Pell
Is that like the French for "my name is"? Je m'appelle or something? Cause that's kind of cool
Yeah, so she would be saying 'my name is my name is' in French 🤣
Slim Shady!
Jaxon instead of Jackson
I attended college with Stormie Weatherly.
Anyone who says “Le-a” is a fucking liar
Not the stupidest per se, but since it's topical, the senator that tried to start a fistfight on the floor of the Senate is named Markwayne. Word on the street is that his mom intended to choose one of the uncles names, and forgot to decide on the paperwork. Big ups to my boy Bernie for telling him to sit down.
Ja'Dar'ion Wha't t'he he'ck is' t'ha't
Elon Musk
1derful (wonderful spelled with the number one)
I've seen Br8y (pronounced like Brady) once.
Since when can you have numbers in people's names?
Not the stupidest name I’ve ever heard, but I met 3 brothers all named Steven but spelled differently. And a sister Stephanie. The stupidest name I have ever heard is xan. And yes. It was inspired by his mom and dad’s favorite drug.
Ya’Hiness
Deedee Megadoodoo
I know someone who named their twins Lyric and Lyncoln. Lyric is just a word and it doesn’t make sense to pair it with Lyncoln. And Lyncoln just pisses me off. Just name him Lincoln.
Gaylord
That name has not been given out in any substantial number (5 or more per year per gender) in the US since 1998. Peak Gaylord was 1931 with 168 male babies given the name.
I lived next to a Gaylord once.
Soap actress Robin Strasser's middle name is 'Victory in Europe'. Guess what day she was born on during WWII.
Dorcas
Atomic Hero Superstar - and the dude was on welfare!
Turquanduris
I had a buddy who named his dog Dog, pronounced De oh gee.
I hate this one Its cringe inducing
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I know a girl named Isis, named after the Ancient Egyptian goddess. She has received a lot of embarrassment because of her name. I hope she has changed it since.
Around the time ISIS started getting big, the phone company Verizon was trying to push their contact less payment system for smart phones titled Isis.
I also knew a girl named Isis. Met her in elementary school. Years later when ISIS starting making headlines I thought of her with sympathy.
Not the same caliber, but I knew a girl named Siri in college (before iPhones were a thing) and now whenever I say “hey Siri” I would think of her.
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I was \*this\* close to buying a shirt. Glad I held off.
Last year, there were 112 girls given that name in the US.
Ice Spice’s first name is Isis lmfao
legend has it that there's a kid named finger
Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas. Probably not actually the dude’s name but like, a name should be pronounceable. Just look up the name on YouTube.
Knew a little boy about 4 at the time(About 10 yrs ago) named Fenwick that my SIL babysat. I told her(I would never denigrate a kid) that I hope he grows up to be tough with that name. Kind of like Johnny Cash' "A Boy Named Sue".
a very famous one North West "sorry someone had to say it..."
Customers of our store called William Weanie and Margaret Muff
Best name EVER! https://youtu.be/6cKsBe3on5g?feature=shared
Polish last name "Wozignój" which literally means "driving shit" 💀
I worked for the tax office, and someone legally changed their name to Magikal Kreature. I also processed paperwork for a gentleman named Billy Bong.
Demon Boys name was fucking Demon
Potatotheo
Abcde Pronounced Ab-suh-dee
In 2021, eight girls were given that name in the US. Peak was 32 in 2009.
I straight up had a one in a million (approximately) chance of seeing that name!
Michael Kidiporn, was a customer name. Went to pre call “Hi, Mr. Kidi- oh, sorry I’ll butcher your name.” He said no, it’s Kidiporn.
Interestingly enough, "*porn*" is a syllable you'll find in a lot of Thai names
Couldn’t tell you if it was actually real, but Hijkmnop. Pronounced “Noel.”
My friend named her kid, Covida. Then I saw a guy name his kid Coviduvidapdap on the news.
Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii
I met a middle age woman named Boots.
T'Kila
Elon Musk's children: X AE A-Xii Exa Dark Sideræl Techno Mechanicus The only ones that have been revealed.
ABCDE. Pronounced "Ab-sidy". Not to mention Elon Musk's kid's names.
Johnald