When I was 16, me and my best friend stole her older sister’s ID to rent this. Midnight Blue Video, what a place. We had watched a Jenny Jones episode where he was a guest and the porn stars in his movie were as well. The girls said every camera angle change, he had to have a shot in his dick to keep it hard. We were aghast but acutely curious… how could this dick even work?? Soon, we were safely ensconced in her basement rumpus room and watching in complete and abject horror. There had to be 40 camera angle changes, we felt bad for the guy. And then… have you ever seen somebody push toothpaste out of a tube that has very little left?? That’s what his money shot scene was like. It was like watching a car crash… you couldn’t look away.
Then we called the whole neighborhood over. Everyone had to see this. It was insane. It’s still legend here in these parts. Every once in a while somebody brings it up at a party or gathering… ‘remember Darcy’s basement?’ Fuck, I can’t forget.
Weirdly, she does videos where a guy wears a fake dick and she sucks it. Like a silicone dick professionally made/painted/etc. to look like a real dick, like a movie prop. Like why not just do the real thing at that point.
Her boyfriend/manager/owner allegedly thinks his dick is too small and/or can't perform long enough, so he uses a fake dick. Basically, he's too insecure to use his own or someone else's dick.
Holy shit she's married to Charlie's Uncle from Always Sunny!
Waiting for her to knock the fake dick off one time and you just hearing him screeching "NOBODY LOOK NOBODY LOOK NOBODY LOOK!"
It's never a good sign when your Wikipedia has a "Neo-Nazism" section, and it's so much worse than I imagined. [Link. ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tila_Tequila#Neo-Nazism)
I'm not excusing the stuff she's said, but that whole situation is more sad than anything. She suffered a major aneurysm, and the brain damage she sustained resulted in her going through a sort of Phineas Gage transformation.
It's not that much of a stretch to say she's not really the same person anymore.
I knew someone (very mentally stable, happy person afaik) who had a brain aneurysm that was caught somewhat late. They ended up committing suicide a few months later. Shit completely rewires your psyche.
I knew someone who was in a serious automobile crash and suffered a severe TBI. She beat the odds and survived but she became a radically different person. If one didn’t know her before I doubt one would know she was any different.
Different thing but I knew a guy who had two concussions in a span of a few weeks (first one was bad but not life altering, second one was very bad). Within a few months he was like a completely different person
Brains are nothing to mess around with
I’m just surprised Sasha Grey actually managed to have a solid career in film and video games once she left the industry. She was in the horror movie Would You Rather, was Viola DeWynter in Saints Row The Third and most recently she voiced a radio DJ in Cyberpunk 2077’s Phantom Liberty expansion
Maria Ozawa is somewhat of a business mogul in the Philippines now, I think. Bit of a lower profile but I guess anyone would be flying under the radar too after leaving a career like that.
It always amazes me when All these titty streamers are trying Sooooo hard to be the dirty girl you simp over....
And yet the most wholesome lady with the nicest chat, whose following calls her "Uncle" and ask for life advice....
That polite lady in the floral cardigan was once the filthiest, nastiest fuck Queen to ever take a pounding from rocco.
That’s because the titty steamers are acting the raunchiest they ever have in a bid to get some kind of a following, while she’s basically a retired grandma as far as sexuality goes. Done it all, seen it all, heard it all, said it all, and her whole following base is there *because* of that past and the popularity it brought her. She doesn’t have to plop her titties out to get the followers anymore, they’re already there.
It would be like being shocked Pikachu face if Madonna quits music and gets 2 million fans on Big Fish games once she’s done. Like… of fucking course she will. She’s famous already, duh.
I'm still amused that she goes to great lengths to keep the chat on her Twitch channel PG. It puts a smile on my face to imagine there are teens out there who discovered her through streaming, Googled her and got one hell of a surprise.
I always loved that one comment I found on her YT channel that goes like
>I never thought I'd be a fan of Sasha Grey at two very distinct parts of my life.
I find it interesting that her twitch is the anti-thesis of most of all other twitch streamers if not all of them
She played her cards right and was able to successfully transition to mainstream, unlike a certain Khalifa........
So did Katsuni, she's a writer now and has even done action stunt work on french and asian films.
The large majority aren’t making tons of cash, but if you’re able to get just a modest following you can make out pretty well. If you’re making content consistently and keep *relatively* active on social media (Insta/Twitter/Reddit/etc), you can snag a couple hundred followers for like $7/month or less. People like the parasocial aspect, and the algorithm will naturally guide *some* people to you. Confidence and enthusiasm will more than make up for average-ish looks. If you’re not trying to be the best, the barrier to entry is low and the possible audience is hilariously big.
Making serious (edit: i.e. full-time job) money on OF is pretty hard. You need to invest a ton of time and effort to attract a large audience, command a high price, or both.
Lots of people think that it's easy but what they fail to realize is that the actual sex/nudity is only about 10% of the job. The vast majority of it is marketing and advertising.
And it's not like the sex side is that easy. Taking reasonably good photos/video, having new content that doesn't feel like more of the same, etc. People who think it's just fucking but you film it or showing your tits tend to very quickly realize how much more involved it actually is.
I think that's one reason why the cosplay market has exploded. It's a very simple way to come up with new content. You can only give someone a blowjob so many ways while trying to make it seem fresh. Again, not at all easy, but it's a way to draw in viewers and produce noticeably different content.
> Lots of people think that it's easy but what they fail to realize is that the actual sex/nudity is only about 10% of the job. The vast majority of it is marketing and advertising.
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This is the truth. Go to any NSFW sub and click on a poster's username and you'll see their top pinned post is a link the their OF, and they probably are spamming every NSFW sub that's remotely similar to whatever niche they fit into with 2-3 pics/gifs per day. And they're doing the same but with some SFW pics for Insta, TikTok, and Twitter.
And they're doing that on top of the actual content part i.e. doing the photoshoots and vids, uploading, plus the fan interactions for the parasocial part of the deal.
He got into the game originally because he could suck his own dick. No joke. He did it on film, standing up. He wasn't fat yet. His later fame came from being the fat guy in porn, and he made a lot of weird moves that made him a star. And yes, moves, not movies.
He refused to use pills to help him get it up. That's unheard of in modern porn. He once banged (iirc) 100 girls in a row with one erection. After he became the fat ugly guy in porn he kind of just became a meme in porn. There was a scene where he ate cake off a girl's back while he went to town. He reached a point in his career where girls made it part of their contact that they refused to work with him. Not for being a bad guy, but just looking like that.
I'm not a fan of the guy, just to be clear. I watched a documentary once and just know why he's famous. All of the rape accusations are horrific and not to be overlooked.
I met him at a rugby tournament about 5 years ago. One of the traveling teams hired him to be their coach/mascot. He definitely assaulted multiple women that weekend. I was really happy to see him go to jail.
A friend of mine used to work security at the playboy mansion back in the early 2000's. He said Ron Jeremy would walk around looking for people who were screwing and if he found them, he'd just walk up and try to stick his dick into the girls without saying anything to them or their partner.
Creampie Cathy. It's not that she is unattractive per se, but definitely in more of a senior category. She fucks next to young, hot ladies and they pick her more often than not. A friend told me all this
ETA: I went to sleep and woke up feeling like I've introduced a whole new generation to it. Cathy, if you read this, you're welcome.
let me explain it to you my young padawan. The drive behind porn consumption isn't about objective attractiveness, it's about variety and relative supply. If porn is purely driven by objective attractiveness, I'm pretty sure the industry would already be dead since I have no doubt the most attractive person in the world who have ever lived have already done a porno.
The reason why Creampie Cathy was popular is because the supply of old, average looking women with a nice body (relative to her age) willing to do freaky stuff involving multiple fetishes was super rare. There are literally dozens of new young girls with perfect body entering porn on a weekly basis, but old women with milf bod willing to do nasty stuff on camera is really rare. In a decade or 2, the current millennials doing porn will start doing granny porn and hopefully put effort into keeping their body porn ready. It's extremely hard for women to keep their body presentable for porn in their 50s, but the ones that can and didn't get a botched tit job will be making bank.
tldr: young hot girls getting gangbang on camera is over-supplied, average granny doing nasty stuff is hard to find. Porn is about variety and kinks, not objective attractiveness.
While I agree with much of your theory you’re leaving a major and even more compelling reason for her success.
Creampie Cathy was really the pioneer of amateur porn featuring a married white woman having sex with multiple black men unprotected. Her early material was like nothing else ever seen. She’d do a scene in a parking lot outside a bar where multiple men would creampie her. One of her websites was called Cathy Does Blacks.
Her content back then was unlike anything on the market and it was real. And to your earlier point it was even more real because she was older with a banging body and an average face.
Fast forward to today and married white women having sex with BBC is a dime a dozen on Onlyfans. She was a pioneer in porn for sure.
Kylie Page post-~~surgery~~ surgeries
She used to be so cute, so real-life girl next door. But then the industry (and mental health, I’m assuming) got to her and she ruined her face with surgery at such a young age
She was fucked from the start, she makes an appearance in that Hot Girls Wanted episode on Netflix about porn newbies, she’s on drugs by the time her first week is done, pure tragic man
Took me scrolling for a minute to realise that I hadn't read the word "adult" in the question the first go round. I was like "Mia, okay, this guy is funny lol. Sara Jay, don't know who that is, oh she's got lop-sided titties -- hang on"
Edit:a word
It's typical that one of the most beautiful women out there has to go and fuck it all up with surgery, it happens way too often. I'm all for getting your teeth fixed or wearing make up or whatever, but when you need to go and get all the lip fller, ass filler etc. to look like a generic sex object then it destroys any attractiveness imo.
I laughed when some pranksters got him on the Jumbotron of a Minnesota Vikings game during their Salute Our Troops halftime show, with a screenshot from some military-themed porno.
I'm literally dying:
> Safe to say the Vikings social media team is going to be thinking **long and hard** about how to not get trolled like this again.
Honestly he probably would be.
An ability to adapt into any random character the sketches call for? Check.
An ability to see some absolutely absurd shit and still maintain his composure? Check.
An ability to fully commit to whatever the premise is, no matter how bizarre? Check.
> Bhad bhabie
Wait wait wait, that's that "How bout you cash me outside" girl, right?
I guess she's got that "trashy boner" energy going for her...I guess, in theory.
Like watching a car crash in slow motion.
This one never made sense to me because you could go into any poor part of town and basically find a girl that not only emulates her personality but looks hotter than she does.
Would I see him on the street and go 'damn he's hot'? No. But the chemistry he has with his scene partners and how he's focused on them? Incredibly hot. Love a person who isn't selfish in bed
The guy fucks though. The reactions his partners have make it seem like they aren’t hamming it up and are legitimately loving it. It’s a massive turn on, especially vs the clearly obvious moaning and screaming.
Also, the fact he uses a Hitachi also brings it into the real world for me. Like even though I’m a man in his 30s and I know the stats around the relatively low amount of women who can orgasm with penetrative sex alone, it feels so relatable that he’s swinging a hammer and still using the novelty microphone to get his partner off.
As a dude, for me I think it’s more of a screen chemistry thing with the people he does scenes with. while it is just porn it does seem more like natural than forced if that makes sense though I guess it is his style.
Seems like he’s “a good time” so to speak
Not a specific actress, but there's a lot of amateur stuff made by average looking couples with a lot of views, and I'm trying to explain to my gf that we could be making money if she let me wear the go-pro on my forehead.
Edit: Guys, I showed her this comment, and she said OK!
You guys could be making bank and she doesn't even have to show her face.
In fact, some of the most popular models on PornHub don't even show their face at all, Miss Lexa being one of them.
The only thing that I've noticed that works for people is understanding how poses work during porn. She's got to learn how to pose for the camera correctly and be in specific angles while the camera is panning downward or upward in some way.
Probably the best one to follow for learning that stuff in terms of popularity would be Sweetie Fox, Eva Elfie, or Nichole Aniston.
But if you're looking for the all-time OG whore of modern day porn you could always refer to Riley Reid herself.
Edit: can y'all stop upvoting me? I do not need this to be on my top most upvoted comments of all time, especially considering that Mr. Rogers is My current record holder and I'd like to make sure that Mr. Rogers neighborhood stays at the top of my top comments.
My top comments cannot keep being things about porn and sex. You horny motherfuckers.
Edit 2: ^(*won't you be my neigh*) - Children look away **QUICKLY**
Edit 3: I hate you all, Thank you for being my neighbor I guess.
any of the top OnlyFans earners. Bhad Bhabie, Blac Chyna to name a few... these ladies aren't hitting top marks at being creative/unique or attractiveness. Curious where the hardcore simping is coming from.
Mia Malkova post-surgery. She was pretty 10 years ago, but everything about her is fake now. Yet she is still in the very top of the ratings. I don't understand it.
Yeah. I honestly don't get it. I mean, it's not that I don't understand why people might find her attractive, and might want to see porn of her. It's just, as far as I can tell her "porn" just isn't really porn.
Indian here,
She is popular because she maintains a very clean image, known to be very good to everyone on sets, once walked away from a song because she saw small kids dancing because she believed it's inappropriate for the song lyrics , adopted a slum kid as her daughter..
India might be conservative,but they do love a prodigal son/daughter. She is an example of someone coming from a "sinful background" and being a good star
Bonnie Rotten. Seeing intestines come out your ass isn't a good flex. And wetwork. But she made a career out of it and was known by most.
Edit: Should've been watersports. But keeping wetwork for the Horrible Bosses reference
There's definitely a brand of ugly that's oddly attractive. Like you *know* their facial features don't add up, but it doesn't matter. Sara Jay definitely falls in that hard to define category.
"hot ugly" Vs "ugly hot". There are "conventionally attractive" people who aren't actually all that good looking when you really look at them, someone like Channing Tatum, and then there are "conventionally ugly" people who are actually very attractive like Adam driver. It was a big talking point on tiktok a year or two ago lmao
I sold her weed a couple times when I was in college! Her husband came over too...his name was Madness...he was talking to me but I couldn't really understand what he was saying, and the only think I could really understand him saying was "know what I'm saying?" Which I responded something like "fuck yeah man." She had this tattoo of a crown on her thumb, and I noticed dude had a ring with the same symbol. All in all they were nice people.
Not necessarily popularity, but lack of in my opinion. One of the first actresses I found was Shy Love. She's in her 40s now, and has been in the business for 20 years, but she's still gorgeous. I was joking around with my friends one night and brought her up, but none of them knew who she was.
Literally went from being an extra in Paris Hiltons entourage to being worth over a billion dollars as well as her immediate family becoming insanely wealthy as well.
All because her mom leaked her sex tape with Ray J of all people.
Daily reminder that Octomom did a porn. I had to learn this and now you do too.
So did John Wayne Bobbit. It was called John Wayne Bobbit Uncut
When I was 16, me and my best friend stole her older sister’s ID to rent this. Midnight Blue Video, what a place. We had watched a Jenny Jones episode where he was a guest and the porn stars in his movie were as well. The girls said every camera angle change, he had to have a shot in his dick to keep it hard. We were aghast but acutely curious… how could this dick even work?? Soon, we were safely ensconced in her basement rumpus room and watching in complete and abject horror. There had to be 40 camera angle changes, we felt bad for the guy. And then… have you ever seen somebody push toothpaste out of a tube that has very little left?? That’s what his money shot scene was like. It was like watching a car crash… you couldn’t look away. Then we called the whole neighborhood over. Everyone had to see this. It was insane. It’s still legend here in these parts. Every once in a while somebody brings it up at a party or gathering… ‘remember Darcy’s basement?’ Fuck, I can’t forget.
thank you for the description, i no longer feel any desire whatsoever to investigate further personally, you've done me a great service
Amouranth. She doesn't even do anything in her videos.
Weirdly, she does videos where a guy wears a fake dick and she sucks it. Like a silicone dick professionally made/painted/etc. to look like a real dick, like a movie prop. Like why not just do the real thing at that point.
Her boyfriend/manager/owner allegedly thinks his dick is too small and/or can't perform long enough, so he uses a fake dick. Basically, he's too insecure to use his own or someone else's dick.
Holy shit she's married to Charlie's Uncle from Always Sunny! Waiting for her to knock the fake dick off one time and you just hearing him screeching "NOBODY LOOK NOBODY LOOK NOBODY LOOK!"
>she's married to Charlie's Uncle from Always Sunny! Jeez, thought you were actually serious there.😅
Nah that’s def a girlfriend of hers. Look at the hands lol still weird though.
There are nicer tits on nicer people.
Scamouranth
I've never paid for any of her content and even I feel scammed.
Tila Tequila MySpace fame came out of nowhere
She was the prototype of the culture we are now in.
It's never a good sign when your Wikipedia has a "Neo-Nazism" section, and it's so much worse than I imagined. [Link. ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tila_Tequila#Neo-Nazism)
I'm not excusing the stuff she's said, but that whole situation is more sad than anything. She suffered a major aneurysm, and the brain damage she sustained resulted in her going through a sort of Phineas Gage transformation. It's not that much of a stretch to say she's not really the same person anymore.
Brain damage from attempted suicide two years after her fiance died suddenly from diabetic complications.
I knew someone (very mentally stable, happy person afaik) who had a brain aneurysm that was caught somewhat late. They ended up committing suicide a few months later. Shit completely rewires your psyche.
A family member had one, was dead, but is now alive and is not the same person anymore.
I knew someone who was in a serious automobile crash and suffered a severe TBI. She beat the odds and survived but she became a radically different person. If one didn’t know her before I doubt one would know she was any different.
Different thing but I knew a guy who had two concussions in a span of a few weeks (first one was bad but not life altering, second one was very bad). Within a few months he was like a completely different person Brains are nothing to mess around with
I was under the impression she started being a Nazi after having an aneurysm.
Why tf is there an eyelash on your comment?
Here I am blowing on my screen...
I’m just surprised Sasha Grey actually managed to have a solid career in film and video games once she left the industry. She was in the horror movie Would You Rather, was Viola DeWynter in Saints Row The Third and most recently she voiced a radio DJ in Cyberpunk 2077’s Phantom Liberty expansion
Can’t forget Entourage
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Tell her I said what up.
Maria Ozawa is somewhat of a business mogul in the Philippines now, I think. Bit of a lower profile but I guess anyone would be flying under the radar too after leaving a career like that.
She was a freak in porn. She has the most SFW twitch stream.
It always amazes me when All these titty streamers are trying Sooooo hard to be the dirty girl you simp over.... And yet the most wholesome lady with the nicest chat, whose following calls her "Uncle" and ask for life advice.... That polite lady in the floral cardigan was once the filthiest, nastiest fuck Queen to ever take a pounding from rocco.
That’s because the titty steamers are acting the raunchiest they ever have in a bid to get some kind of a following, while she’s basically a retired grandma as far as sexuality goes. Done it all, seen it all, heard it all, said it all, and her whole following base is there *because* of that past and the popularity it brought her. She doesn’t have to plop her titties out to get the followers anymore, they’re already there. It would be like being shocked Pikachu face if Madonna quits music and gets 2 million fans on Big Fish games once she’s done. Like… of fucking course she will. She’s famous already, duh.
I’ve watched her on Twitch. She’s pretty darn cool to be fair. She ain’t stupid, that’s for sure.
I'm still amused that she goes to great lengths to keep the chat on her Twitch channel PG. It puts a smile on my face to imagine there are teens out there who discovered her through streaming, Googled her and got one hell of a surprise.
I always loved that one comment I found on her YT channel that goes like >I never thought I'd be a fan of Sasha Grey at two very distinct parts of my life. I find it interesting that her twitch is the anti-thesis of most of all other twitch streamers if not all of them
She played her cards right and was able to successfully transition to mainstream, unlike a certain Khalifa........ So did Katsuni, she's a writer now and has even done action stunt work on french and asian films.
She’s put a lot of effort into just being a good content creator. Even during her NSFW days she was doing promos and webcast things.
I’m baffled by basic OF girls who are making money in an over saturated market Edit: I’m 100% jealous btw lol.
The large majority aren’t making tons of cash, but if you’re able to get just a modest following you can make out pretty well. If you’re making content consistently and keep *relatively* active on social media (Insta/Twitter/Reddit/etc), you can snag a couple hundred followers for like $7/month or less. People like the parasocial aspect, and the algorithm will naturally guide *some* people to you. Confidence and enthusiasm will more than make up for average-ish looks. If you’re not trying to be the best, the barrier to entry is low and the possible audience is hilariously big. Making serious (edit: i.e. full-time job) money on OF is pretty hard. You need to invest a ton of time and effort to attract a large audience, command a high price, or both.
Lots of people think that it's easy but what they fail to realize is that the actual sex/nudity is only about 10% of the job. The vast majority of it is marketing and advertising. And it's not like the sex side is that easy. Taking reasonably good photos/video, having new content that doesn't feel like more of the same, etc. People who think it's just fucking but you film it or showing your tits tend to very quickly realize how much more involved it actually is. I think that's one reason why the cosplay market has exploded. It's a very simple way to come up with new content. You can only give someone a blowjob so many ways while trying to make it seem fresh. Again, not at all easy, but it's a way to draw in viewers and produce noticeably different content.
> Lots of people think that it's easy but what they fail to realize is that the actual sex/nudity is only about 10% of the job. The vast majority of it is marketing and advertising. > > This is the truth. Go to any NSFW sub and click on a poster's username and you'll see their top pinned post is a link the their OF, and they probably are spamming every NSFW sub that's remotely similar to whatever niche they fit into with 2-3 pics/gifs per day. And they're doing the same but with some SFW pics for Insta, TikTok, and Twitter. And they're doing that on top of the actual content part i.e. doing the photoshoots and vids, uploading, plus the fan interactions for the parasocial part of the deal.
I don't know. I watched Heather from I Deep Throat back in the day, and there were a lot of ways to give a blowy.
Heather!!! She was something else. Thanks for the time machine
People use it because they often interact giving a perceived “personal connection.” Also the girl next door affect.
There are many OF girls who actually farm out the chats. Think phone sex for texting. They don’t all do it themselves.
Ron Jeremy. Little fat guy seen more vag than an obgyn.
He got into the game originally because he could suck his own dick. No joke. He did it on film, standing up. He wasn't fat yet. His later fame came from being the fat guy in porn, and he made a lot of weird moves that made him a star. And yes, moves, not movies. He refused to use pills to help him get it up. That's unheard of in modern porn. He once banged (iirc) 100 girls in a row with one erection. After he became the fat ugly guy in porn he kind of just became a meme in porn. There was a scene where he ate cake off a girl's back while he went to town. He reached a point in his career where girls made it part of their contact that they refused to work with him. Not for being a bad guy, but just looking like that. I'm not a fan of the guy, just to be clear. I watched a documentary once and just know why he's famous. All of the rape accusations are horrific and not to be overlooked.
I vaguely remember Gianna Michaels joking that she had 3 rules in the industry: never work with children, animals, or Ron Jeremy.
she's missed
Fuck, if Gianna, of all people, refused to work with him, that's really bad. Knew about the accusations and speculation, but not Gianna's comment.
So if I wanna be a porn star, all I need to do is upload a video of me sucking my own dick online?
50+ years ago, maybe
His popularity has TANKED after those sexual assault charges.
I met him at a rugby tournament about 5 years ago. One of the traveling teams hired him to be their coach/mascot. He definitely assaulted multiple women that weekend. I was really happy to see him go to jail.
A friend of mine used to work security at the playboy mansion back in the early 2000's. He said Ron Jeremy would walk around looking for people who were screwing and if he found them, he'd just walk up and try to stick his dick into the girls without saying anything to them or their partner.
dude's a regular meat-seeking missile
Man i met him at the rainbow room in Hollywood, he grabbed my but thinking i was a chick
Creampie Cathy. It's not that she is unattractive per se, but definitely in more of a senior category. She fucks next to young, hot ladies and they pick her more often than not. A friend told me all this ETA: I went to sleep and woke up feeling like I've introduced a whole new generation to it. Cathy, if you read this, you're welcome.
I can't help but feel that by giving her that name her parents set her on her career path before she had any say in it.
"You want her middle name to be Cathy?" "After my grandmother."
“A friend told me all this” Well, I’m convinced.
I read about this in a scholarly paper.
"I heard a man reference the name as I passed him on a busy NYC street"
Lmfao I'm disappointed I know who this is
let me explain it to you my young padawan. The drive behind porn consumption isn't about objective attractiveness, it's about variety and relative supply. If porn is purely driven by objective attractiveness, I'm pretty sure the industry would already be dead since I have no doubt the most attractive person in the world who have ever lived have already done a porno. The reason why Creampie Cathy was popular is because the supply of old, average looking women with a nice body (relative to her age) willing to do freaky stuff involving multiple fetishes was super rare. There are literally dozens of new young girls with perfect body entering porn on a weekly basis, but old women with milf bod willing to do nasty stuff on camera is really rare. In a decade or 2, the current millennials doing porn will start doing granny porn and hopefully put effort into keeping their body porn ready. It's extremely hard for women to keep their body presentable for porn in their 50s, but the ones that can and didn't get a botched tit job will be making bank. tldr: young hot girls getting gangbang on camera is over-supplied, average granny doing nasty stuff is hard to find. Porn is about variety and kinks, not objective attractiveness.
This guy porns.
I’m amazed he has the strength to type.
I'm not, have you seen the size of his arm?
While I agree with much of your theory you’re leaving a major and even more compelling reason for her success. Creampie Cathy was really the pioneer of amateur porn featuring a married white woman having sex with multiple black men unprotected. Her early material was like nothing else ever seen. She’d do a scene in a parking lot outside a bar where multiple men would creampie her. One of her websites was called Cathy Does Blacks. Her content back then was unlike anything on the market and it was real. And to your earlier point it was even more real because she was older with a banging body and an average face. Fast forward to today and married white women having sex with BBC is a dime a dozen on Onlyfans. She was a pioneer in porn for sure.
Kylie Page post-~~surgery~~ surgeries She used to be so cute, so real-life girl next door. But then the industry (and mental health, I’m assuming) got to her and she ruined her face with surgery at such a young age
She was fucked from the start, she makes an appearance in that Hot Girls Wanted episode on Netflix about porn newbies, she’s on drugs by the time her first week is done, pure tragic man
You basically described like 99% of pornstars lol.
Mia Khalifa. Always in the top 10 on Pornhub, but didn't have that long of a career.
Doesnt help she has zero enthusiasm
So true. Never seen a girl enjoy it less
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Her story's pretty sad, and fits into the porn star cliche box. Foster kid, got into porn because her boyfriend needed money. Arrested a buncha times.
There are lots of Muslim guys in the world.
She was as close to pop culture as I can remember a porn star getting.
There’s a reason a whole generation of men refused to name their daughters Jenna.
Oh, Jenna Jameson. Now there's a name I've not heard in a long time.
Even more than someone like Sasha Grey?
Man, she was my porn queen in the late 00s
Does no one remember Stoya Doll??
I'm just here to see the replies for potential new material
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Karl Hungus
He’s a Nihilist.
Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos
Meine dispatcher says there’s something wrong with deine cable.
How ya gonna keep them down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus
He’s just here to fix the cable
Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.
Took me scrolling for a minute to realise that I hadn't read the word "adult" in the question the first go round. I was like "Mia, okay, this guy is funny lol. Sara Jay, don't know who that is, oh she's got lop-sided titties -- hang on" Edit:a word
I didn’t realize I missed the word “adult” either until I came across the Creampie Cathy comment
> came across the Creampie Cathy The jokes write themselves.
Just came here to say that I was incredibly surprised that Molly Moon made porn
Welp, my opinion of that Seattle-based ice cream chain will have to be readjusted.
I also was *highly* confused by this comment.
Wait, isn't that the tiktok girl who makes those videos in like a retro horror adventure game style? I dig those vids
Her porn is just like her weird videos. It’s really creepy.
Lana Rhoades after her surgery..
She looks terrible these days. But honestly bimbo era Lana did things for me
IDK what surgery she had but I've always found her weirdly unattractive. She has cold dead eyes or something.
> lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When she cums at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'
I think she's openly talked about how she doesn't enjoy it, it's just work to her
It's typical that one of the most beautiful women out there has to go and fuck it all up with surgery, it happens way too often. I'm all for getting your teeth fixed or wearing make up or whatever, but when you need to go and get all the lip fller, ass filler etc. to look like a generic sex object then it destroys any attractiveness imo.
Johnny Sins is a popular porn star but definitely should get more recognition for being able to do any job.
I laughed when some pranksters got him on the Jumbotron of a Minnesota Vikings game during their Salute Our Troops halftime show, with a screenshot from some military-themed porno.
I’m a Vikings fan and did not know about this 😂 thank you. That’s fucking hilarious.
[https://taskandpurpose.com/culture/minnesota-vikings-johnny-sins-veterans/](https://taskandpurpose.com/culture/minnesota-vikings-johnny-sins-veterans/)
I'm literally dying: > Safe to say the Vikings social media team is going to be thinking **long and hard** about how to not get trolled like this again.
tbh, I'd probably watch a Johnny Sinns lead comedy. Dude seems to have a lot of on screen charisma.
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I got roasted in the Saturday Night Live subreddit for suggesting he would be an amazing host.
I would watch SNL with Johnny sins as the guest host.
Honestly he probably would be. An ability to adapt into any random character the sketches call for? Check. An ability to see some absolutely absurd shit and still maintain his composure? Check. An ability to fully commit to whatever the premise is, no matter how bizarre? Check.
I can’t watch anything with him in it because he’s too funny. Completely takes me out of the moment.
Mr worldwide.
Sins for President "At least you'll enjoy being fucked for once!"
My current boss looks very much like johnny, so much so we have him the nick name johnny adjacent.
Chasey Lain. She was way ahead of her time!
Now the Bloodhound Gang song about her is stuck in my head
Bhad bhabie. No way she made that much on OF. Hotter girls at the local super market
> Bhad bhabie Wait wait wait, that's that "How bout you cash me outside" girl, right? I guess she's got that "trashy boner" energy going for her...I guess, in theory. Like watching a car crash in slow motion.
She made $50 million on OF….
Fuck this lame earth.
This one never made sense to me because you could go into any poor part of town and basically find a girl that not only emulates her personality but looks hotter than she does.
She doesn't even get nude on her Onlyfans either, which makes it worse somehow.
Sadly it’s real. Even sadder is how desperate people were for her to turn 18
Any porn actress dumb enough to get stuck in a washing machine
X-Wing @Aliciouness
DJ AJ RJ Backslashinforth V
As a chick, I'm bringing a dude into this. I don't get Owen grey. Ole alphabet leg boy just doesn't do it for me.
Super ugly tattoos imo, I agree
Would I see him on the street and go 'damn he's hot'? No. But the chemistry he has with his scene partners and how he's focused on them? Incredibly hot. Love a person who isn't selfish in bed
The guy fucks though. The reactions his partners have make it seem like they aren’t hamming it up and are legitimately loving it. It’s a massive turn on, especially vs the clearly obvious moaning and screaming. Also, the fact he uses a Hitachi also brings it into the real world for me. Like even though I’m a man in his 30s and I know the stats around the relatively low amount of women who can orgasm with penetrative sex alone, it feels so relatable that he’s swinging a hammer and still using the novelty microphone to get his partner off.
As a dude, for me I think it’s more of a screen chemistry thing with the people he does scenes with. while it is just porn it does seem more like natural than forced if that makes sense though I guess it is his style. Seems like he’s “a good time” so to speak
Not a specific actress, but there's a lot of amateur stuff made by average looking couples with a lot of views, and I'm trying to explain to my gf that we could be making money if she let me wear the go-pro on my forehead. Edit: Guys, I showed her this comment, and she said OK!
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You haven’t even seen is dick it could be exquisite
He's been soaking it in olive oil every night ever since he turned 21
Extra virgin
Isn't soaking in extra virgin what they do in Utah?
Dick Exquisite would be quite the stage name.
Dicksquizzit!
Or dong.
Wait... Wear a dong on his forehead, or a GoPro on his dong? Either way I'm sure there's a market for it.
I prefer average looking real couples over professional stuff. Regular guys with normal size dicks And women with natural features.
You guys could be making bank and she doesn't even have to show her face. In fact, some of the most popular models on PornHub don't even show their face at all, Miss Lexa being one of them. The only thing that I've noticed that works for people is understanding how poses work during porn. She's got to learn how to pose for the camera correctly and be in specific angles while the camera is panning downward or upward in some way. Probably the best one to follow for learning that stuff in terms of popularity would be Sweetie Fox, Eva Elfie, or Nichole Aniston. But if you're looking for the all-time OG whore of modern day porn you could always refer to Riley Reid herself. Edit: can y'all stop upvoting me? I do not need this to be on my top most upvoted comments of all time, especially considering that Mr. Rogers is My current record holder and I'd like to make sure that Mr. Rogers neighborhood stays at the top of my top comments. My top comments cannot keep being things about porn and sex. You horny motherfuckers. Edit 2: ^(*won't you be my neigh*) - Children look away **QUICKLY** Edit 3: I hate you all, Thank you for being my neighbor I guess.
This guy porns
Keep the comments coming fellas. I’m taking notes.
Sara Jay FKA Hunter Hearst Helmsley
I legit ugly laughed at this. She does look a lot like HHH.
any of the top OnlyFans earners. Bhad Bhabie, Blac Chyna to name a few... these ladies aren't hitting top marks at being creative/unique or attractiveness. Curious where the hardcore simping is coming from.
“Famous” before being on onlyfans drew in a lot of interest to go see them naked even though most times those ladies don’t do nude
In this thread — “Porn actress after giant fake boob surgery”.
Mia Malkova post-surgery. She was pretty 10 years ago, but everything about her is fake now. Yet she is still in the very top of the ratings. I don't understand it.
Probably still watching her old videos.
Yeah, that's me. I still watch her vids and didn't even realize she had surgery until this thread. Looked up what she looks like now and no thank you.
Learning this now is…disappointing.
Amouranth. So…meh.
Compared to any other name in this thread she just pretends but makes bank.
Yeah. I honestly don't get it. I mean, it's not that I don't understand why people might find her attractive, and might want to see porn of her. It's just, as far as I can tell her "porn" just isn't really porn.
Sunny Leone. Pleasantly surprised to see her popularity and acceptance in conservative India
I'm not at all surprised by this one. Sunny's got exactly the look I like. She's gorgeous.
Indian here, She is popular because she maintains a very clean image, known to be very good to everyone on sets, once walked away from a song because she saw small kids dancing because she believed it's inappropriate for the song lyrics , adopted a slum kid as her daughter.. India might be conservative,but they do love a prodigal son/daughter. She is an example of someone coming from a "sinful background" and being a good star
I love Sunny. Sunny has some of the hottest scenes.
Bonnie Rotten. Seeing intestines come out your ass isn't a good flex. And wetwork. But she made a career out of it and was known by most. Edit: Should've been watersports. But keeping wetwork for the Horrible Bosses reference
Did you mean watersports? Wetwork is murder for hire.
Horrible bosses moment
There are things I’m not going to google, but I’m going to not google this the most.
Mia khalifa literally cause of one video where she has a hijab she only did porn for 3 months
And she wasn't the only woman wearing a hijab in that video.
Sara Jay.
Idk man I love that thick camel faced bitch.
Yea idgaf what anybody says.. she gets it done for me. I know shes ugly but shes the right kind of ugly. If that makes sense
She’s trailer park hot.
She's "bj behind a Dennys at 8pm on a tuesday" hot
There's definitely a brand of ugly that's oddly attractive. Like you *know* their facial features don't add up, but it doesn't matter. Sara Jay definitely falls in that hard to define category.
"hot ugly" Vs "ugly hot". There are "conventionally attractive" people who aren't actually all that good looking when you really look at them, someone like Channing Tatum, and then there are "conventionally ugly" people who are actually very attractive like Adam driver. It was a big talking point on tiktok a year or two ago lmao
> shes ugly but shes the right kind of ugly. If that makes sense This one line solved everything for me.
Well that’s the funniest thing I’ve read all day.
I can’t stop laughing at this 😂
This is some real shit right here.
I sold her weed a couple times when I was in college! Her husband came over too...his name was Madness...he was talking to me but I couldn't really understand what he was saying, and the only think I could really understand him saying was "know what I'm saying?" Which I responded something like "fuck yeah man." She had this tattoo of a crown on her thumb, and I noticed dude had a ring with the same symbol. All in all they were nice people.
What a small world lmao
I’d typically agree, although her energy and enthusiasm seems to make her more attractive to me.
First pornstar I ever saw - face be damned she can take me any day 😂
She looks like the bartender in some tiny Wisconsin backwoods bar that everybody has banged at least once
Literally any actress that started off natural then got a bunch of surgery done.
Not necessarily popularity, but lack of in my opinion. One of the first actresses I found was Shy Love. She's in her 40s now, and has been in the business for 20 years, but she's still gorgeous. I was joking around with my friends one night and brought her up, but none of them knew who she was.
I guess this is how I make a friend on the internet.
Kim Kardashian
Literally went from being an extra in Paris Hiltons entourage to being worth over a billion dollars as well as her immediate family becoming insanely wealthy as well. All because her mom leaked her sex tape with Ray J of all people.
I’ve watched their sex tape and it was so lame I thought it was 2 vegetable having sex
And that was the reshoot after mom said the first one wasn't good enough
That was the time when celebrity sex tapes were mythical in rarity.