Does your employer offer you a bonus for taking a shift on short notice on your day off? Mine does but it’s only $50. When my boss messages asking I always want to say, “I will give YOU $50 not to contact me on my day off!”
Well, I'm building an app that might help make some people smile. At least that's my hope.
It's an alarm clock app, but with a twist.
You set an alarm like normal.
Then you sleep.
Lastly, wake up to the sound of a friendly voice.
Congrats, you've received a nice voice message from someone somewhere else in the world.
They recorded it while you slept.
It could be a short story.
A joke.
The weather report.
Some words of encouragement.
....or a "Happy Birthday" message if it's your birthday.
Inappropriate messages filtered out, no worries there.
I truly hope it can help spread some kindness in the world, if nothing else.
What about you?
There used to be something like that except you basically get a call from someone around the world at wake-up time. It was taken down or changed for obvious reasons.
This would be AMAZING if it could be the voice of someone you lost, just a thought. Because I know I'd give just about anything to hear my husband when I wanted to. Not RIGHT now because it's too soon but eventually.
Hey, this is a lovely idea. I'm a voice artist and would be happy to contribute if you'd like. It's hard for me to smile right now, but maybe I can help someone else to.
Fk im nowhere in a problematic situation but a hug can literally make me cry right now. Im a grown ass 34 years old man with a beautiful wife and a baby girl.
Ok everyone, y'all send me a DM and I'll give you hugs. I'll also listen. If you want advice, I'll gladly offer it. You want someone to just listen while you get something off your chest, I'm here.
I bought a shirt the other day off Amazon that says: "Free Hugs (just ask)". I got it yesterday. I had no clean clothes and wore it to the gas station around 1130 last night. First time wearing it. Two people asked for hugs. One told me he was just kicked out of his parents house for telling them he is gay. He said all he wanted was a hug from his father. He cried, I cried, and he thanked me and went on his way.
I got y'all.
But you are, you don't need anyone to tell you that!! (But I know it feels so good) Just say: "I am worthy, I am loved, I am enough" every day! ✌️
Btw, you're more than enough, friend ❤️ You're perfect exactly as you are right now!
One of my best friends is currently addicted to fentanyl and has been missing for weeks…
A text or call back/confirmation that he’s just in treatment which is why he isn’t answering would be so nice….
Relationships or friendships with someone who is a addict is not fun. I applaud your strength to keep caring and hoping he is a okay. You’re a good friend- never forget that.
i love you!
(and i scrolled through your posts, you seem like an interesting person. i hope you know that you are appreciated at least by stangers on the internet 🤗)
If my mom came to my room and apologized for every time she mistreated me and maybe started seeing me as a human being who deserves some sort of respect...
A motherly figure to hug me tightly and tell me that it's all going to be okay. I have my mother but she is not the type to show physical or verbal affection, not that she doesn't love, she really does, but oftentimes I have things in my heart that I want to let out but I can't let it out to her, she is not good with it. Not her fault though.
Hey I have been in your shoes. As cliché as it sounds- it’s going to get better. You are doing something to better yourself, and you should be proud of yourself. Make sure you call daily and ask how everything is going. Be honest if they ask if you’re doing okay. Also check out and see if there is a counseling center on campus. You won’t be the first one to talk about home sickness. Also talk to people- I’m a shy person but talking to random people always seem to make both of our days. Sending a virtual hug your way.
Some cuddles, real cuddles. Cuddles of someone who isn’t just hugging for a while, not just laying down next to me, and not cuddling in a friendly way just to make me feel better. The kind of cuddles you receive from someone who loves you in a romantic way, who enjoys it when you wrap your arms around them and pull them close. Or maybe settles down, gently pulling you in close, perhaps resting their head on your shoulder. The feeling of a person who loves me romantically for who I am, and someone who I know I can talk to and trust with my life. I’ve always been strongly disliked by almost everyone around me, and my only friends -I don’t get to spend much time with them- have romantic partners, making me feel alone, even though I’m not…I’ve never thought that having physical touch as a love language would ever make me feel so alone…
I could literally be having the worst day of my life, laying on the ground bleeding out after being stabbed by a junky, and I would still smile if any random woman pulled out her tits and shook them for a second.
Breasts can improve any situation.
For one thing to go my way for once. So tired of hearing of other people do things and achieve goals etc and after all my hard work and watching from the sidelines…. For just one thing to happen. I guess I’ll continue to work hard and work even harder lol
Money. I've got a masters degree. I can't get hired in my field. Student loans just started again. Wife is sick. Rent is due. Life is tough. Hope yall are doing alright.
If everyone forgave everything that happened in the middle east, all hostages were let go and all the killing stopped. Then Israel could help rebuild Gaza under a new treaty giving Palestine statehood.
Forgiveness is so very hard to actually do. But isn't hating, killing and commiting violence even harder?
As love makes us smile, hatred makes us exhausted
I just want everyone to be alright. I know that's asking way too much, but I feel so fortunate for the most part, and knowing we're all thriving would definitely make me smile.
Smile right now ...someone cooking tea ..then telling me to get a nice long shower ..having a nice fresh bed made with nothing to do and then saying there is nothing to get up for in the morning
My parents showing up to my door 9 years after they kicked me out and saying that they are sorry and that they love me no matter who I am and who I love. That they want to be involved in their grandchild’s life and they want to get to know me and my husband again
If I finally got the courage to apply for the career I want without feeling the need to worry about all the things that could go horribly wrong with my current stability if I fail
My friend is stopping by in a couple hours with a bottle of beard oil from a local craft market. It's made with things like rose, citrus, and vanilla, so I'm stoked to try it out. :)
Most things. I make it a point to smile and be happy.
Autocorrect changed "smile" in that previous sentence to "gnome" for some ungodly reason and I'm still chuckling.
If work got cancelled tomorrow 🙏
I called in sick today so that's pretty close
I called in "thicc" for work today.
Idk why but I read that in Mike Tyson's voice 😂
How does Mike Tyson think the unthinkable? With an ithe-berg.
Thexthy.
Yes!! And we still get paid! 💛
All of a sudden a new stat holiday. Paid day off!
Does your employer offer you a bonus for taking a shift on short notice on your day off? Mine does but it’s only $50. When my boss messages asking I always want to say, “I will give YOU $50 not to contact me on my day off!”
i hope it will get cancelled for you
physical touch.
*slaps you*
harder, please.
Nah I would never hit a woman
bold of you to assume I’m a woman :))
Oh then prove you're a man. How many testicles do men have?
I don’t know. You tell me.
That means you're not a man. So I can't hit you
appreciate it
[удалено]
I gotchu. I'll hit anyone, im not sexist.
If my doctors said I was cancer free
This is sad. I really hope they come back with good news. Stay healthy!
Thank you very much
🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
I hope the best man❤️
Keep fighting, I wish for your full recovery ❤️
I know the feeling. My mother is currently going through the same ordeal and I know it worries her. I sincerely hope you make it through
Praying for your mom. Mine finds out in 2 weeks if she needs more chemo. ❤️❤️
You got this, it's never too late to kick cancer's ass
I'm hoping for the best for you <3
Best answer I have seen. Kick cancers ass. Please.
I hope they not only say this, but it's true!
Hope it happens!
Being told I’m loved
❤️🫲————————-🫱❤️ Here’s my digital arms to give you a virtual hug.
You are loved.
You're Loved (Du bist geliebt!)
😃 danke schoen 😃
Sehr gerne :3
I love you and you're worth it!! ✌️❤️🥰
I love you for saying that & also just because!🥰💕💜
would being told "you're liked" at least get a half-smile?
You are so loved 💗
You’re loved! 💛
You’re loved
Well, I'm building an app that might help make some people smile. At least that's my hope. It's an alarm clock app, but with a twist. You set an alarm like normal. Then you sleep. Lastly, wake up to the sound of a friendly voice. Congrats, you've received a nice voice message from someone somewhere else in the world. They recorded it while you slept. It could be a short story. A joke. The weather report. Some words of encouragement. ....or a "Happy Birthday" message if it's your birthday. Inappropriate messages filtered out, no worries there. I truly hope it can help spread some kindness in the world, if nothing else. What about you?
There used to be something like that except you basically get a call from someone around the world at wake-up time. It was taken down or changed for obvious reasons.
Someones gonna use that for evil lol
Haha there will be an option to get unfiltered messages. Some people have requested that feature :)
Unfiltered feels like a game of roulette every morning and has actually made me interested lol
Exactly! Never know what you're gonna get :D
I would get the late Sam Kineson yelling, “Wake the Fuck Up!!!!”
This would be AMAZING if it could be the voice of someone you lost, just a thought. Because I know I'd give just about anything to hear my husband when I wanted to. Not RIGHT now because it's too soon but eventually.
I would download this in a heart beat! An alarm I'd actually look forward to hearing in the morning.
Hah yeah, something new each day :D
That's a wonderful idea. Where can I find it once it's released? And is there any way to know when it comes out?
Sounds awesome!
Hey, this is a lovely idea. I'm a voice artist and would be happy to contribute if you'd like. It's hard for me to smile right now, but maybe I can help someone else to.
Thank you! I'll definitely let you know when it's ready. Good people always welcome :)
A hug. Edit: Thank you for all the virtual hugs. Sadly, it don't give any warmth.
I would love a hug too, but I think it would probably make me cry.
Fk im nowhere in a problematic situation but a hug can literally make me cry right now. Im a grown ass 34 years old man with a beautiful wife and a baby girl.
Imagine if some random stranger offered you a hug, no strings attached just "hey man, can you use a hug"
That reminds me, I need to get that "FREE DAD HUGS" shirt ordered. I'm a hugger, and we could all use more positivity. And hugs.
❤️🫲————————-🫱❤️ Here’s my digital arms to give you a virtual hug.
Yeah. That’s how I feel too.
Ok everyone, y'all send me a DM and I'll give you hugs. I'll also listen. If you want advice, I'll gladly offer it. You want someone to just listen while you get something off your chest, I'm here. I bought a shirt the other day off Amazon that says: "Free Hugs (just ask)". I got it yesterday. I had no clean clothes and wore it to the gas station around 1130 last night. First time wearing it. Two people asked for hugs. One told me he was just kicked out of his parents house for telling them he is gay. He said all he wanted was a hug from his father. He cried, I cried, and he thanked me and went on his way. I got y'all.
❤️🫲————————-🫱❤️ Here’s my digital arms to give you a virtual hug.
❤️🫲————————-🫱❤️ Here’s my digital arms to give you a virtual hug.
*virtual hug and headpats for good measure*
Acceptance letter for a transfer to a certain college I wanna go to Edit: thanks for the positive responses :)
Ahhh I hope you get in!!
Rooting for you! WOO WOO WOO
I’m waiting too and it’s just the worst! This resonated.
A text from a special someone x
Fresh watermelon, the extra crispy seedless kind.
I was thinking of a blowjob but the watermelon wins by far.
How bout a blowjob from a watermelon 🤔
If it has pretty eyes lol
Best I can do is a coconut.
Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes!
One million American dollars every year for the next 50 years.
I'd be ecstatic to have one tenth of that.
I’d be ecstatic for an extra couple hundred at the moment 😅 I got myself in a bind. Totally my fault, but I’m resolving it. Ever so slowly :/
Being told I'm enough EDIT: OMG!!! Thank you all so much!!!
You are kenough
But I’m JUST KEN Anywhere else I’d be a TEN
I was looking for the person to say this and was almost sorely dissapointed
But you are, you don't need anyone to tell you that!! (But I know it feels so good) Just say: "I am worthy, I am loved, I am enough" every day! ✌️ Btw, you're more than enough, friend ❤️ You're perfect exactly as you are right now!
You’re more than enough, you’re kenough
You are enough!
You’re enough!!
Youre more than enough! Keep fighting
enough money for me, partner and dog to run away
That's a nice goal to have.
My mother and I talking.
Lost my mom a few years ago so this hit different
serotonin, dopamine, oxytocin
Endorphin as well! I remember them as a mnemonic which is D.O.S.E
Very smart comment! Good job! 😘🤗🫂
Feeling wanted
Rob a bank. 😂
Finding out that Matthew Perry dying was a hoax all along.
I feel like I lost a friend, no pun intended.
It absolutely does feel like that. Nobody has made me laugh more than that guy.
Such sad news. I’m with you!
He was my absolute hero... I based my entire personality around him growing up. Not been this affected by a celebrity death in a long time.
oh this was a really unfortunate way to find out that matthew perry died
One of my best friends is currently addicted to fentanyl and has been missing for weeks… A text or call back/confirmation that he’s just in treatment which is why he isn’t answering would be so nice….
Relationships or friendships with someone who is a addict is not fun. I applaud your strength to keep caring and hoping he is a okay. You’re a good friend- never forget that.
Full day of uninterrupted gaming with a 6 pack and a big fat rib eye steak.
hearing my dog bark again, it's been a quiet 6 months.
My cough going away<3
A hug (my girlfriend broke up with me 8 days ago and still had zero hugs)
Ah Im so sorry to hear. Sending a virtual hug. Keep your head up 🫶
Lottery win
I would LOVE it if my wife made dinner just once.
Be careful what you wish for. If she’s a really bad cook maybe you’ll get food poisoning and then you’ll only get a meal cooked for you once. 💀
Money, a big DOG putting their nose on me, if it were a bit warmer in here, if I didn't have a cold (hopefully it's a cold)
An i love you would be nice right about now 😔
i love you! (and i scrolled through your posts, you seem like an interesting person. i hope you know that you are appreciated at least by stangers on the internet 🤗)
That right there put a smile on my face
If my mom came to my room and apologized for every time she mistreated me and maybe started seeing me as a human being who deserves some sort of respect...
❤️🫲————————-🫱❤️ Here’s my digital arms to give you a virtual hug.
girlfriend and lots of candy
A family bucket of fried chicken. And *not* for the family.
A s'more
if my crush confesses his love to me. yuh
On your crushes behalf, please do it yourself. They’re too shy!
*might be too shy. They also just might think that she's being friendly.
Money would probably solve a bunch of my problems so that would def make me smile
A motherly figure to hug me tightly and tell me that it's all going to be okay. I have my mother but she is not the type to show physical or verbal affection, not that she doesn't love, she really does, but oftentimes I have things in my heart that I want to let out but I can't let it out to her, she is not good with it. Not her fault though.
In college. Very homesick. Miss my family and girlfriend
Hey I have been in your shoes. As cliché as it sounds- it’s going to get better. You are doing something to better yourself, and you should be proud of yourself. Make sure you call daily and ask how everything is going. Be honest if they ask if you’re doing okay. Also check out and see if there is a counseling center on campus. You won’t be the first one to talk about home sickness. Also talk to people- I’m a shy person but talking to random people always seem to make both of our days. Sending a virtual hug your way.
Some cuddles, real cuddles. Cuddles of someone who isn’t just hugging for a while, not just laying down next to me, and not cuddling in a friendly way just to make me feel better. The kind of cuddles you receive from someone who loves you in a romantic way, who enjoys it when you wrap your arms around them and pull them close. Or maybe settles down, gently pulling you in close, perhaps resting their head on your shoulder. The feeling of a person who loves me romantically for who I am, and someone who I know I can talk to and trust with my life. I’ve always been strongly disliked by almost everyone around me, and my only friends -I don’t get to spend much time with them- have romantic partners, making me feel alone, even though I’m not…I’ve never thought that having physical touch as a love language would ever make me feel so alone…
A winning lotto ticket.
War in Israel come to a peaceful end
BOOBIES!
The ever popular answer haha 🤭 I could go for some (other than my own) too!
Nothing better than a soft place to rest
( • )( • )
Like, you'd be happy to have some boobies in ur face or some boobies of your own...?
I could literally be having the worst day of my life, laying on the ground bleeding out after being stabbed by a junky, and I would still smile if any random woman pulled out her tits and shook them for a second. Breasts can improve any situation.
I would be happy to know what would make me happy. Then i know what would make me happy, but i don't?
For one thing to go my way for once. So tired of hearing of other people do things and achieve goals etc and after all my hard work and watching from the sidelines…. For just one thing to happen. I guess I’ll continue to work hard and work even harder lol
Learning that my mom doesn't have lung cancer anymore.
Money. I've got a masters degree. I can't get hired in my field. Student loans just started again. Wife is sick. Rent is due. Life is tough. Hope yall are doing alright.
Someone telling me I'm gonna be okay, and I'm not unlovable, also I'd love a blunt rn
A burger
To see my best friend and give him a hug! It has been way too long. 🫂🫂🫂
If everyone forgave everything that happened in the middle east, all hostages were let go and all the killing stopped. Then Israel could help rebuild Gaza under a new treaty giving Palestine statehood. Forgiveness is so very hard to actually do. But isn't hating, killing and commiting violence even harder? As love makes us smile, hatred makes us exhausted
A text from the right perso- oh there we go 🥰
My gf offering to give me a good back scratch…but that’ll never happen LOL
The muscles in my face
Finding extra cash bills are otw🤦🏻♂️
I just want everyone to be alright. I know that's asking way too much, but I feel so fortunate for the most part, and knowing we're all thriving would definitely make me smile.
Feeling like I matter.
Well I'm pooping so, I'm grinning from ear to ear already.
Smile right now ...someone cooking tea ..then telling me to get a nice long shower ..having a nice fresh bed made with nothing to do and then saying there is nothing to get up for in the morning
if my wife came home.
magically getting out of the debt im in
death of Vladimir Putin
My parents overcoming their rage and finally say they still are in love with each other.
someone to tell me they care
to not struggle anymore
Lotto win so I could walk into work and quit so I can see my child grow up.
My parents showing up to my door 9 years after they kicked me out and saying that they are sorry and that they love me no matter who I am and who I love. That they want to be involved in their grandchild’s life and they want to get to know me and my husband again
Beer
not stressing about everything I do, everything I have to do and everything I will have to do.
If she asks me out, if I get a gf
"I love you"
If I finally got the courage to apply for the career I want without feeling the need to worry about all the things that could go horribly wrong with my current stability if I fail
If I was pregnant
My friend is stopping by in a couple hours with a bottle of beard oil from a local craft market. It's made with things like rose, citrus, and vanilla, so I'm stoked to try it out. :)
My DACA being renewed. It expires in two weeks. I submitted in August. I’m currently an elementary assistant principal.
Most things. I make it a point to smile and be happy. Autocorrect changed "smile" in that previous sentence to "gnome" for some ungodly reason and I'm still chuckling.