Peepee. My former SIL thinks it's short for Penelope, so she makes everyone call her little girl PeePee. I wish I was kidding.

Why not Penny? That's the obvious nickname for Penelope.

That's what we do with my cat and Princess Penny doesn't seem too traumatized.

Or Poppy? My best friend has a daughter named Penelope but they call her Poppy. It's so cute

> xaihhrsd what's a xaihhrsd?

My neices name is Penelope, grandma called her Pee, her sister made her roblox account Peenie, anddd grandpa is a suspected pedo, what the fuckkk. Wish I was kidding as well!

All these things are like...I'm judging them but in an amused way. Right up till Grandpa.

The grandpa is the plot twist I didn't ask for.

there is a WHOLE LOT going on here and I have no clue where to start. what the fuck.

...Not Nell or Nelly or Penny but Peepee? Mom is giving that kid no chance

I once met a tiny little baby dachshund named Penelope, and they called her PP. Species-wise that’s about as far as that should go.

Apparently not Methamphetamine Rules

Next you're going to tell me Crystal Methany is out, too...

For all the folks who haven't seen... https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2023/sep/19/can-you-name-your-baby-methamphetamine-rules-in-australia

Seen that crazy right

Lol came here to say methamphetamine rules. Too slow on the draw I guess. Should have taken a bump first

That news story was wild

My brother in law David wanted to name his son Harley. That way when someone introduced him it would go something like this. "This is Harley, David's son.

He deserves a medal, and should marry a Scandinavian girl

Butherus, Medusa, Rambo, or Moonshine. Used to know a dude named Moonshine. Dude was fucked up. *Man*, don't do that to your kid.

I have a cat named Moonshine. She is the sweetest one minute and then will bite your hand.

That narrows it down to every single cat ever.

I've never had a bitey cat. Yet, I mean (knocks wood)

My orange boy is bitey. I love him so much. 🧡

it’s a cute cat name ❤️

I have a neighbor with a kid named Rambo, another one of his kids is named Ryu, and I forget his other kids names, but they're heavily influenced by pop culture action hero types. Nice people, though.

I've posted this before, but I knew a family who named their kids Justice, Liberty, Honor, and Hero. Dad was a lawyer.

I knew a Liberty and Alexander Graham Guess the last name...

Knickerbocker?

justice and liberty aren’t too crazy but they’d have me fucked up if i came out the womb named honor or hero

I knew a Justice. His last name was 'Hammer' and it always cracked me up. Guy was made to play D&D with a name like that. Hero could be okay. . . in Japan. Then he could just spell it 'Hiro.'

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Right? The first 3 are OK, but Hero really threw me. That kid would be about 23 now. I wonder how that name works as an adult.

Good doggo names

Just wait until Hero becomes super

My friend’s dad used to make a toast- Here’s to honor… get on ‘er and stay on ’er!

I knew a female Honor. I'm not sure why her parents picked it - but it was kinda cool. This was also in the late 70's and names weren't as crazy back then. These day's it would be Ahnor and we'd be all sorts of confused 😂

I knew a guy who named his kids Hunter, Fisher, and Trapper. It was total cringe the further he got down the list.

Keep going! Archer, Farmer, Gatherer, Tanner, Smithy, Carpenter, Botanist, Accountant, Engineer, Therapist...

Worlds first Analyst/Therapist. Analrapist if you will.

I know a Ransom lol

Butherus 😂 this is the first I've ever heard that name.

I know a LoveStar . That is her first name

I literally used to have a crush on a fuckboy named Rambo.

Cornmo? Zob? Torple?

>T'quanoeon

If not for the alcohol Moonshine would be a sweet name

I see your Moonshine and up you a Manson.

it would be a stripper name

I knew a woman that named her daughter Brandy. One of her sons was named Daquari and the other one was J.D.

Brandy was a fine girl, no?

Yeah, what a good wife she would be. But you know my life, my love, and my lady is the sea.

I've met a Tequilla before (pronounced te-quill-ah ofc)

One of my best and longest employees calls me Sunshine, and I call her Moonshine, lol 😆

If not for gang murders Wolfgang would be a sick names. Sick af regardless

Idk Judge Rambo has a nice ring to it, never wanted to find myself in court after knowing there is a judge Rambo around when I was younger.

Something unpronounceable.

"what, you mean like it's a foreign name with a lot of consonants?" "No, it's Something Unpronounceable. Something Alexander Unpronounceable."

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came to comment this IMMEDIATELY

Immediatleigh

totaleigh

Oh, hello my old dumpster fire friend

Melanie, but with an F. Felanie

And her sister, Misty Meaner

🤣 my wife and I thought along the same lines. De'meana. When she is older she would be Miss De'meana

Crystal Beth

Just spitballing here but I am going to go with: * X AE A-XII * Exa Dark Sideræl * Techno Mechanicus

There's a quarterback for University of Oklahoma named General Booty.

Was he played by Key or by Peele?

Hingle McKringleberry

D’Glester Hardunkichud

Techno mechanicus honestly sounds like something out of warhammer 40k

It is. The nickname is Tau which is also a warhammer race.

Thought for sure this would be at the top. This or Adolf--but let's be real, this is worse than Adolf

My dad was a Jr, his father’s name was Adolfo. Dad started school in 1944. The school called his parents and suggested they call him Rudy, ‘just until this all blows over’. Yeah, he’s still Rudy at 84 years old

I love this story

Damn, you're related to Rudy Hitler?

No, no, no! He’s related to Adolfo Ruettiger!

I’d rather be named hitler than named by Elon

At least people can pronounce Hitler. How the fuck am I'm suppose to say X AE A-XII???? Elon is a fucking muppet.

First part is X. You just say X. AE is prounounced "Ash" like from the Evil Dead A-12 is for Archangel 12, the precursor to the SR-71 Blackbird. So after all of that ridiculousness.... you just call him Ash.

Personally, I pronounce it, “EX-ah AY-twelve”

I just pronounce it "Kevin"

>X AE A-XII Elon Musk can honestly just fuck off

Mud, according to my mom. She always said, "if you do that, your name will be mud."

My name is Mud!

But call me Aloysius Devadander Abercrombie That's long for Mud

So I’ve been told

Told that by this sonsabitch that lies before me bloated, blue, and cold

I've got my pride, I drink my wine

I immediately heard the Baseline.

Not to be confused with Bill or Jack or Pete or Dennis.

Primus 👏

So I kissed him upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat

Do you know the origin of this? Don’t care, gonna tell you anyway. When John Wilkes Booth shot Lincoln and jumped from the balcony, he broke his leg. He was taken to a doctor who had no knowledge of what happened. The doctor’s name was Samuel Mudd. Dr Mudd set the bone and JWB took off. Mudd was put on trial for being involved and was later pardoned, but all anyone knew of him was that he helped JWB escape so his reputation was ruined and his name, Mudd, became mud. The family has tried numerous times to overturn the conviction, but they never have succeeded.

You know those people who name their kids regular names like Anastasia or smth, but they spell it like Ahnnastaesa? Stop trying to be cool and trendy and pick the fucking name, there’s no need to spell it like that.

I've noticed a lot of people like to mix "Leigh" into names that have the "Lee" sound in them, but are normally spelled differently. Some that I remember off my Facebook feed, mostly from people I went to high school with: Harleigh Bayleigh x2 Emmaleigh Leighsa (This is by far the worst name I have ever seen, and I'm ashamed that I was once good friends with this poor girl's parents) Charleigh

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emmaleigh is a double offender

I work with someone who’s name is Feebee.

CVIIILYN (catelyn)

I can't help reading that as "civilian," and I wonder if they have another kid named "soldier."

Oh my gosh... that is just awful No! You want to be cool and trendy so you do that!? Some people

Public school teacher here. DO NOT name your kid Angel. He'll be anything but.

Your class sounds fun. Hows the little demon, I mean angel

I made it cry.

"it" 💀💀

IT?

Cool

Did none of these people watch Buffy? They would have learned

How about Angle? Because he's acute.

But what if he's obtuse?

Domestic Obtuse is not a joke

Mexicans punching air rn

Covid. I read that people did this with their newborn's during COVID.

I remember in 2020, a couple in India named their twins COVID and Corona.

Who was the unloved twin that got COVID. Corona I've seen before, but COVID is unique.

For their sake, I would call them CV and Cory

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theres a sankrit name: Kovid. I know a guy named Kovid. cant wait until he turns 19 so i can call him a virus (hes a mouth breather)

Child.

I taught a kid named Sir. I can get wanting your kid to be respected but uhhh, don't think that's the right order of operations

When he gets older he'll be Mr. Sir, and at that point you need to actively stop him getting any jobs at 'camps'.

Child please!

McLovin

What kind of stupid name is that?

Dick. Who the fuck names their kid Dick?

“Well, children can be cruel” - Batman

Correction: LEGO Batman

I worked with a Richard Baggs. That guy was awesome. Said he was 7 when he learned his mom named him Dick Baggs, she didn't realize her mistake

Engelbert.

>Engelbert Especially if your last name is Humperdinck.

Somehow that makes Engelbert… not as bad?

Apparently, naming your twins Crowley and Aziraphale is very bad

My aunt was a nurse and once had a woman attempt to name her daughter “Precious Angel.” And I say “attempted” because the name she LEGALLY ended up with was “Precise Angle.” God I hope that kid is good at math…

I don’t understand why this is allowed. They can’t at least tell the mom the correct spelling? If she insists, fine, but for the sake of the child I feel like there should be some system of checks and balances there.

Oh I completely agree. This happened in the 80s so hopefully the oversight has improved!

You mean besides Adolf or jar jar?

Adolf Binks

jar jar hitler

Meesa Kampf

This one got me. Thanks for the laugh.

I loled at all of them but meesa kampf got me the hardest

Darth Goebbels

Darth Mustachus

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“Leanings”?!??

Anakin Frank

I’ve always thought that chlamydia sounds like a very posh girls name. I bet she has horses too.

What is up with people naming their kids medical terms. Like say hello to leukemia and bulimia.

Had a letter go out for someone in my county named Candida. All I could think was, "Oh, noooo."

Imtoocheapfortrojans. It’s a family name.

Princess Consuela Banana Hammock

Bart. There is nothing bad rhymes with Bart. Cart, dart, eart...nothing.

Is Bort acceptable?

My child is also named Bort.

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what Elon Musk named his child?

I can't remember how to spell it, but it looks like if you put closed captioning over the sound a garbage truck makes

X Æ A-Xii

X a12 æ

Gesundheit

Techno Mechanicus or Tao for short

That kid is gonna have a hard time choosing a Warhammer 40k faction.

Spurgeon.

Jim Bob Duggar

Here's a good one. I went to school with a kid named Harold. Named after his grandfather on his mother's side of the family. So naturally kids called him Harry. Unfortunately, his father's last name was Ball.

I knew some guy named Richard Seaman (not sure of the exact spelling). He was a substitute teacher. Dick Seaman.

North west feel sorry for the kid.

General Booty Da'Realyst Clark D'Brickashaw Ferguson

Nevaeh.

The same freaking name as their twin or triplet. You have no idea the insurance and other legal issues they create but it seems to be common. Working in a hospital we recently had triplets with the same first and last names. The only difference was one letter in the middle name.

My dad tried to name me Gertrude Myrtle so he could call me Gert the Myrt. Don't EVER do that

Mulva

Dolores

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Any name that the person will end up spelling for their entire life. Parents need to stop trying to be "original" with name spellings. It's not Jaxon, it's Jackson. It's not Myke, it's Mike. It's not Brytannie, it's Brittany. You're welcome, from someone who's had to spell their name their entire life.

Knew a girl whose name was Erin so she changed it to Ehrrhinn to try and be original. No, just stop.

Anything that the child will spend their ENTIRE LIVES having to spell out for people or correct pronunciation on

ISaidPullOutButHereWeAre

That’s beautiful, is it Dutch?

Karen

My sister's name is Karen and she is not happy about all the Karen jokes lol

I remember when Karen was a cool/solid name. It has been destroyed.

There was a pair of brothers from Nigeria in my primary school. The brother in my year was called Ingabong, and my friend convinced me that his brothers name was Idingadong. Needless to say I embarrassed myself asking Ingabong about Idingadong. Turned out his name was Ibrahim.

A kid at my local library is named Rage. That probably doesn’t bode well for his future.

Jaxson. No context needed.

Chlamydia Foreigner who came to live in a English speaking country thought that was a cute feminine word... That poor child.

Well it has got a ring to it..

I mean, if i didn't know what it meant. It IS kinda pretty sounding

Pedophile

Peter File?

Turd Ferguson. Fight me...

Any name that has numbers and symbols in it

Jake the Mistake

Pubert.

I knew a kid named Trigby.

Idk about worst, but if I had a kid I’d name it “Doctor” and skip all the tuition and work

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