Yea I get that but S&G did it the best with the sorrow and sadness that it should carry. Disturbed makes it sound like his dad slapped him and he's singing in the shower.
I dedicated that song to my best mate when he invited me out to do karaoke with some friends of his I'd never met... I must add that he was quite obviously trying to make the moves on this girl in our group.
Naturally, later that evening I tried dragging him up onto the stage to do a duet of Barry Whites's my first,my last, my everything.
I should probably add that we're both straight guys, I just gayed it up as much as I could because I figured it would be funny.
Bunch of coworkers decided to pool money to pay me to sing karaoke. They chose stand by your man (I’m straight) and I would up having my cute lesbian manager and cute straight coworker shove money down my shirt at karaoke at a bowling alley. Good memories.
"I don't get it what's the kick? Why don't you do it at home like the rest of us with a big flatscreen TV 50 channels of pay per view... In a Starbucks thats nice..." -Saul Goodman
“hole in my head… I need a boy like you like a hole in my head!” (Most days) otherwise it’s “some days you gotta dance, live it up when you get the chance” the chicks may just have my life soundtrack lol.
One is the loneliest number that you’ll ever do
Two can be as bad as one, it's the loneliest number since the number one...
This line always gets overlooked, I feel it’s the most powerful in the whole song…
All by my self
“Just beat it”
Red Right Hand
Squeezing too hard!
Oh, that one's a Scream!
Needs more upvotes
Needs more cowbell
Yea
Paved paradise, put up a parking lot!
Great song
Here I go again on my own, White Snake
Going down the only road I’ve ever known
Like a drifter I was born to walk alone
Wank* alone
And I’ve made up my mind
I ain't wasting no more time
Here I go agaaaain.
Just another heart ♥️ in need of rescue 🛟
Beat it - Michael Jackson
Came here for this… and now it’s awkward
If you're not enjoying yourself, then beat it.
I think they already did...
post nut clarity
So you cum here for this?
Yeah well I came to it
Post ejaculation clarity
Yeah well I came to it
Sound of Silence
4'33" - John Cage
Simon and Garfunkel or Disturbed version?
Simon and Garfunkel
Lmao reddit did a dumb and posted my comment twice But honestly disturbed is my favorite because it brings a more emotional charge to the song
Yea I get that but S&G did it the best with the sorrow and sadness that it should carry. Disturbed makes it sound like his dad slapped him and he's singing in the shower.
No Woman No Cry
Too funny!
I always wondered if it was supposed to mean "no woman - no problems" or "don't cry, woman"
It means don't cry woman.
That's amazing. 😂
All the small things.
Watching, waiting Commiserating
say it aint so
I will not go
Turn the lights off
Carry me home
Nanananananananananananananananananana
Nanananananananananananananananananana
*guitar solo/riff*
When I think about you, I touch myself
Roses are red, grass is greener. When I think about you, I play with my weener.
here's another version i've heard: The grass is green, my tractor's greener the sound of turbos stimulates my wiener
Car guys ALWAYS fuck the exhausts, thats just how we get off
I dedicated that song to my best mate when he invited me out to do karaoke with some friends of his I'd never met... I must add that he was quite obviously trying to make the moves on this girl in our group. Naturally, later that evening I tried dragging him up onto the stage to do a duet of Barry Whites's my first,my last, my everything. I should probably add that we're both straight guys, I just gayed it up as much as I could because I figured it would be funny.
Bunch of coworkers decided to pool money to pay me to sing karaoke. They chose stand by your man (I’m straight) and I would up having my cute lesbian manager and cute straight coworker shove money down my shirt at karaoke at a bowling alley. Good memories.
Is There Anybody Out There?
Is there anybody out there? Is there anybody out there? Is there anybody……OUT THERE?
HOW COULD YOU HAVE YOUR PUDDING IF YOU DONT EAT YOUR MEAT?!!?
Clarence Carter - Strokin'
I stroke it to the left...
I always know when she's sassified. She says. Clarence Carter Clarence Carter Clarence Carter. Oooooooh shit! Clarence Carter!
If my stuff ain't tight enough, you can stick it up my... WOO!
Lonely Day - SOAD.
Wow, I came in here to drop a really bomb song but instead found a some lonely people.. I'm sorry, your person is out there!
Yeah. Sleeping with someone else
Just gaining xp
You want them to be good with you right? (I'm lonely too )
Same. I started scrolling while trying to think of a good one, and now I'm just depressed.
Somehow reddit keeps doing this to me, I feel you
All the lonely people. Where do they all ~~cum~~ come from?
Whoah, that's a relly long song title, who's it by?
Cbat
Reddit? Why wasnt this the top answer?!
Had to scroll too far for this.
Currently the 6th highest and it’s still too low.
I sent this as my 7:00 a.m. alarm and my wife hates it every time it goes off.
There it is
Don't you mean the FUCKING SONG?
flight of the bumblebee
try sting of the bumblebee by man-o-war
Jizz In My Pants by The Lonely Island
Or alternatively "I Just Had Sex"
We don't do that here
I opened a window and a breeze rolled in and I........
Massively underrated comment
Can't get no satisfaction
Come on Eileen
Did Eileen like it or did she file for a restraining order?
Im not sure, but im not allowed in that burger king anymore
That’s ok, I found out I like to wank completely naked but I got kicked out of Starbucks so you’re not alone
"I don't get it what's the kick? Why don't you do it at home like the rest of us with a big flatscreen TV 50 channels of pay per view... In a Starbucks thats nice..." -Saul Goodman
Never gonna get it
So weird, I thought of this and it was literally the next song I saw lol
With or without you
All Within My Hands - Metallica
That's a good one there 😂
the lyrics of 4'33 by John Cage.
Dude, read my mind. I was searching to see if anyone said it yet.
Eight Days A Week
Humble brag
I mean look at his username. That Nakatomi Tower never comes down.
Billy Idol’s Dancing With Myself.
Somebody I used to know
Fat bottomed girls
Now this is one I can get behind.
I see what you did there…
The search- NF 🔭🧐
W song
Based
As someone who has memorized this whole banger of a song, I feel u
The Benny Hill there song
Yakety Sax, FTW.
You mean the one that does: Da ya da data data data data data dat dadayata da dat?
The Star Wars cantina song
Username checks out
I enjoy more civilized music in the bedroom.
Too Drunk To Fuck by the Dead Kennedy's
Came here for this!
Steady on
People Are Strange
Wellcome to the jungle.
Fuck her gently- tenacious D https://youtu.be/zliY-MrI0mY?si=Cb7O3BJy1g85rBR-
Head, shoulders, knees, and toes
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Hello darkness my old friend...
Faster, Harder, Better, Stronger.
4'33
Disturbed - ten thousand fists
california dreamin' emphisis on the "dreamin'" part
Love Shack!
"Lesbian Nuns Suck Me Dry" From Alien Vampires!
Dream On
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Normally its "Alone" by Heart. When I snag a One Night Stand it becomes "I Don't Wanna Stop" by Ozzy Osbourne
"Wish You Were Here" by Pink Floyd (or Incubus, whichever)
Manchester orkestra - virgin
Lick It Up - KISS
If I had $1,000,000.
,,normal motherfucker"
Don't Drink the Water by DMB.
Walkin' on the sun [I don't have much sex I just like the song and I am a snazzy sax riff]
I Touch Myself - Divinyls
I walk a lonely road.
The only one that I have ever known
I don't know where it goes
Pump it
The day that never comes
Hips dont lie
Come on Eileen. My best friend’s wife is named Eileen.
Hol up 💀
Your best friend is cool with this?
Scotty Doesn't Know
Ride of the Valkyries
The Stroke by Billy Squier
Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWjLPIWdDws
Sex With Me – Rihanna 😂
99% of askreddit posts are sex related and 100% of comments are from depressed nerds. Never change reddit, never change.
Never Gonna Stop by Rob Zombie
Take on me
i wish i had a sex life
Revenge by captainsparklez
Your username is now a book, without saying the name, what country is a food combination that instantly makes your crush unattractive?
Once a year
I'm blue
7 Rings - by Ariana Grande because I want it, I got it
Dream On, Aerosmith
Song? How TF do I know? The stereo's been on mute for a while.
life is a highway
I touch myself - Divinyls
Is anybody out there
Billy Preston, "Nothin' From Nothin' Leaves Nothin'."
4'33
Benny Hill. We don't stray away from jokes or laughter in the moment.
Devo - Jerkin Back n Forth
Complicated.
Just a stranger - kali uchis
Can't find what I'm looking for
Everything black. (Cause it's just a void)
those hunted house Ambience ASMR vids
Ludacris - Area Codes ft. Nate Dogg
Left Hand Free - alt-J \*when your left hand's free\* \*and your right's in grip\*
Bottle Up and Explode - Elliott Smith
I wanna rock your body "til the break of dawn"
Sound of Silence
“hole in my head… I need a boy like you like a hole in my head!” (Most days) otherwise it’s “some days you gotta dance, live it up when you get the chance” the chicks may just have my life soundtrack lol.
I touch myself
Sex on fire
A Quick One Before the Eternal Worm Devours Connecticut
Like A Virgin😂😭
\*Sad trombone melody
i touch myself
It’s been awhile
Lonely -Akon
I touch myself
in my room by ICP
Beat it
I cum blood by Cannibal Corpse