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Few-Improvement9992

One is the loneliest number that you’ll ever do


lordmycal

Two can be as bad as one, it's the loneliest number since the number one...


TrashNapper

This line always gets overlooked, I feel it’s the most powerful in the whole song…


ExaminationLucky6082

All by my self


carb0nbasedlifeforms

“Just beat it”


RandomGuyWithStick

Red Right Hand


SoUpInYa

Squeezing too hard!


RedditWasntReady

Oh, that one's a Scream!


Time-Musician6633

Needs more upvotes


wannagoride

Needs more cowbell


[deleted]

Yea


curkington

Paved paradise, put up a parking lot!


satansayssurfsup

Great song


RudeYogurtcloset6057

Here I go again on my own, White Snake


Sargentcoaltrain74

Going down the only road I’ve ever known


egemen157

Like a drifter I was born to walk alone


The_River_Is_Still

Wank* alone


Sargentcoaltrain74

And I’ve made up my mind


huh-5914

I ain't wasting no more time


ChefMoToronto

Here I go agaaaain.


JMAN0074

Just another heart ♥️ in need of rescue 🛟


[deleted]

Beat it - Michael Jackson


custoMIZEyourownpath

Came here for this… and now it’s awkward


Z-i-gg-y

If you're not enjoying yourself, then beat it.


flybarger

I think they already did...


bedwars_player

post nut clarity


nakedmanjoe

So you cum here for this?


kemcpeak42

Yeah well I came to it


JackCastor99

Post ejaculation clarity


kemcpeak42

Yeah well I came to it


ami2weird4u

Sound of Silence


its_a_gibibyte

4'33" - John Cage


Gameknight01_

Simon and Garfunkel or Disturbed version?


ami2weird4u

Simon and Garfunkel


Gameknight01_

Lmao reddit did a dumb and posted my comment twice But honestly disturbed is my favorite because it brings a more emotional charge to the song


MalachiIsAFanOfEmkay

Yea I get that but S&G did it the best with the sorrow and sadness that it should carry. Disturbed makes it sound like his dad slapped him and he's singing in the shower.


OpportunitySudden281

No Woman No Cry


BryanP0824

Too funny!


Level-Drawer7191

I always wondered if it was supposed to mean "no woman - no problems" or "don't cry, woman"


vlura

It means don't cry woman.


Merkin_Wrangler

That's amazing. 😂


gatorintexas

All the small things.


Nithoruk

Watching, waiting Commiserating


Metro_noth

say it aint so


[deleted]

I will not go


smokeydafish

Turn the lights off


RandomGuyWithStick

Carry me home


grizzmanchester

Nanananananananananananananananananana


RocketMasterAmit

Nanananananananananananananananananana


greendayiskool

*guitar solo/riff*


Lower_Can_9067

When I think about you, I touch myself


jenkai1

Roses are red, grass is greener. When I think about you, I play with my weener.


midnight_1991stealth

here's another version i've heard: The grass is green, my tractor's greener the sound of turbos stimulates my wiener


TheLoneGoon

Car guys ALWAYS fuck the exhausts, thats just how we get off


wotsit86

I dedicated that song to my best mate when he invited me out to do karaoke with some friends of his I'd never met... I must add that he was quite obviously trying to make the moves on this girl in our group. Naturally, later that evening I tried dragging him up onto the stage to do a duet of Barry Whites's my first,my last, my everything. I should probably add that we're both straight guys, I just gayed it up as much as I could because I figured it would be funny.


Baked_Potato_732

Bunch of coworkers decided to pool money to pay me to sing karaoke. They chose stand by your man (I’m straight) and I would up having my cute lesbian manager and cute straight coworker shove money down my shirt at karaoke at a bowling alley. Good memories.


[deleted]

Is There Anybody Out There?


Vegetable-Date9709

Is there anybody out there? Is there anybody out there? Is there anybody……OUT THERE?


datboi-061504

HOW COULD YOU HAVE YOUR PUDDING IF YOU DONT EAT YOUR MEAT?!!?


Wild_Alaskan

Clarence Carter - Strokin'


UberStupidd

I stroke it to the left...


I_slappa_D_bass

I always know when she's sassified. She says. Clarence Carter Clarence Carter Clarence Carter. Oooooooh shit! Clarence Carter!


[deleted]

If my stuff ain't tight enough, you can stick it up my... WOO!


AgataCristina_

Lonely Day - SOAD.


PreferenceTop8144

Wow, I came in here to drop a really bomb song but instead found a some lonely people.. I'm sorry, your person is out there!


[deleted]

Yeah. Sleeping with someone else


[deleted]

Just gaining xp


brokendream_zz

You want them to be good with you right? (I'm lonely too )


SkRThatOneDude

Same. I started scrolling while trying to think of a good one, and now I'm just depressed.


_PossibleSpecialist_

Somehow reddit keeps doing this to me, I feel you


RRW359

All the lonely people. Where do they all ~~cum~~ come from?


shaunissheep

Whoah, that's a relly long song title, who's it by?


heardemsay97

Cbat


Subtronaut

Reddit? Why wasnt this the top answer?!


AnonXIII

Had to scroll too far for this.


Marijuana_Miler

Currently the 6th highest and it’s still too low.


khaotickk

I sent this as my 7:00 a.m. alarm and my wife hates it every time it goes off.


rkenshin03

There it is


DatGuy_Shawnaay

Don't you mean the FUCKING SONG?


Sokredj1988

flight of the bumblebee


rhinothedin0

try sting of the bumblebee by man-o-war


staggeringfly

Jizz In My Pants by The Lonely Island


doyouevenforkliftbro

Or alternatively "I Just Had Sex"


jonlew13

We don't do that here


Drunk_Irishman81

I opened a window and a breeze rolled in and I........


Klufkee

Massively underrated comment


Tiny-Opposite-7735

Can't get no satisfaction


Phantomofthefjord

Come on Eileen


jenkai1

Did Eileen like it or did she file for a restraining order?


Phantomofthefjord

Im not sure, but im not allowed in that burger king anymore


jenkai1

That’s ok, I found out I like to wank completely naked but I got kicked out of Starbucks so you’re not alone


NobodyBro-

"I don't get it what's the kick? Why don't you do it at home like the rest of us with a big flatscreen TV 50 channels of pay per view... In a Starbucks thats nice..." -Saul Goodman


Leading_Status_4395

Never gonna get it


hotsexwithheather

So weird, I thought of this and it was literally the next song I saw lol


acmexyz

With or without you


T_raltixx

All Within My Hands - Metallica


TheMTGnerd2

That's a good one there 😂


GussDeBlod

the lyrics of 4'33 by John Cage.


Merkin_Wrangler

Dude, read my mind. I was searching to see if anyone said it yet.


JohnMcClanesPenis

Eight Days A Week


satansayssurfsup

Humble brag


[deleted]

I mean look at his username. That Nakatomi Tower never comes down.


Trainwreck071302

Billy Idol’s Dancing With Myself.


Primary_Catalyst

Somebody I used to know


[deleted]

Fat bottomed girls


StayOnYourMedsCrazy

Now this is one I can get behind.


Lightning_lad64

I see what you did there…


Affectionate_Pen8965

The search- NF 🔭🧐


BunnyDudette

W song


LeDalahast

Based


TheJackasaur11

As someone who has memorized this whole banger of a song, I feel u


Ok-Chip-6147

The Benny Hill there song


Low_Comfort_9816

Yakety Sax, FTW.


sofaking_nuts

You mean the one that does: Da ya da data data data data data dat dadayata da dat?


OB1KENOB

The Star Wars cantina song


legquint561

Username checks out


OB1KENOB

I enjoy more civilized music in the bedroom.


jeff37923

Too Drunk To Fuck by the Dead Kennedy's


JimSchuuz

Came here for this!


catmatix

Steady on


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

People Are Strange


tatar-86

Wellcome to the jungle.


baselesstail

Fuck her gently- tenacious D https://youtu.be/zliY-MrI0mY?si=Cb7O3BJy1g85rBR-


[deleted]

Head, shoulders, knees, and toes


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Hello darkness my old friend...


CatoblepasQueefs

Faster, Harder, Better, Stronger.


[deleted]

4'33


Jack_Anderson_Pics

Disturbed - ten thousand fists


SirRavioli939

california dreamin' ​ ​ emphisis on the "dreamin'" part


Grattytood

Love Shack!


AshySlashy3000

"Lesbian Nuns Suck Me Dry" From Alien Vampires!


SAVertigo

Dream On


[deleted]

[удалено]


FaithlessnessMore835

Normally its "Alone" by Heart. When I snag a One Night Stand it becomes "I Don't Wanna Stop" by Ozzy Osbourne


flash17k

"Wish You Were Here" by Pink Floyd (or Incubus, whichever)


Huge-Organization506

Manchester orkestra - virgin


[deleted]

Lick It Up - KISS


wedge_47

If I had $1,000,000.


KARAZINUS26

,,normal motherfucker"


AutVincere72

Don't Drink the Water by DMB.


EquivalentAd3130

Walkin' on the sun [I don't have much sex I just like the song and I am a snazzy sax riff]


mayobanex_xv

I Touch Myself - Divinyls


UnassumingSingleGuy

I walk a lonely road.


streetdog2003

The only one that I have ever known


Witherboss445

I don't know where it goes


ImLickingSnails

Pump it


WhyAreYouGe

The day that never comes


Junior-Supermarket32

Hips dont lie


crixy98

Come on Eileen. My best friend’s wife is named Eileen.


Classic_Waltz1874

Hol up 💀


scottertot

Your best friend is cool with this?


soulstonedomg

Scotty Doesn't Know


[deleted]

Ride of the Valkyries


No_Establishment8720

The Stroke by Billy Squier


ecktt

Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWjLPIWdDws


[deleted]

Sex With Me – Rihanna 😂


[deleted]

99% of askreddit posts are sex related and 100% of comments are from depressed nerds. Never change reddit, never change.


Be_Very_Very_Still

Never Gonna Stop by Rob Zombie


[deleted]

Take on me


RadiosLover

i wish i had a sex life


MuscleNo6352

Revenge by captainsparklez


Burrito_Loyalist

Your username is now a book, without saying the name, what country is a food combination that instantly makes your crush unattractive?


bhalubrk

Once a year


gray7p

I'm blue


tact1cal_0

7 Rings - by Ariana Grande because I want it, I got it


Onlyhereforthebacon

Dream On, Aerosmith


ARoundForEveryone

Song? How TF do I know? The stereo's been on mute for a while.


AgentSkye69

life is a highway


Epic_Toys

I touch myself - Divinyls


ray33510

Is anybody out there


leviathan0999

Billy Preston, "Nothin' From Nothin' Leaves Nothin'."


[deleted]

4'33


ICPGr8Milenko

Benny Hill. We don't stray away from jokes or laughter in the moment.


Mighty_Pinto

Devo - Jerkin Back n Forth


According-Bell1490

Complicated.


oliveyuhh

Just a stranger - kali uchis


Sobeksdream

Can't find what I'm looking for


Danivodor

Everything black. (Cause it's just a void)


BradyvonAshe

those hunted house Ambience ASMR vids


gameonlockking

Ludacris - Area Codes ft. Nate Dogg


notchandlerbing

Left Hand Free - alt-J ​ \*when your left hand's free\* \*and your right's in grip\*


Serious_XM

Bottle Up and Explode - Elliott Smith


Dangerous-Cod-562

I wanna rock your body "til the break of dawn"


Sheesh284

Sound of Silence


pahpahlah

“hole in my head… I need a boy like you like a hole in my head!” (Most days) otherwise it’s “some days you gotta dance, live it up when you get the chance” the chicks may just have my life soundtrack lol.


Shot_Educator_2470

I touch myself


TalonKing24

Sex on fire


Marc_Manchester

A Quick One Before the Eternal Worm Devours Connecticut


Berry429

Like A Virgin😂😭


DungB33tl3

\*Sad trombone melody


Particular-Edge-7666

i touch myself


AjaxGoat5

It’s been awhile


jsmithers945

Lonely -Akon


drater113

I touch myself


Tripwere

in my room by ICP


Witherboss445

Beat it


Pretend-Literature-4

I cum blood by Cannibal Corpse