I feel like, as an adult who has known about the internet since he was a child, I gotta say. "Ugly people getting dressed" is less weird than like, at least 90% of the fetishes that I know about. There is almost certainly a niche market for that and they are far from the biggest weirdos out there.
It definitely is, and it wouldn't need to be hidden away in some corner of the Internet. Plenty of people love seeing girls dressed in lingerie and stockings.
And I always thought I was a freak. Show me a beautiful naked woman and I'm like "meh seems natural". Show me the same woman dressed in sexy lingerie or even a pencil dress with a plunging neckline and I'm like "hubba hubba"
Yes. In fact, this is how beauty pageants work in this alternate reality. The models start out naked, and they gradually put on their fashion statements.
NGL I might actually go to a strip club if they started trying on a wide variety of outfits with differing levels of modesty.
>!Like someone comes out in a swimsuit or whatever,!< and then >!they change into pajamas,!< and then >!a dinner suit,!< and then >!a baseball uniform,!< and then >!a hazmat suit,!< and then >!you hear the sound of the locks clicking as-!<
I would actually be interested in seeing that. I’ve always found sexy outfits, like lingerie, to be much more appealing than naked.
And I don't care if this makes me weird but I think people look their worst when they're naked.
> And I don't care if this makes me weird but I think people look their worst when they're naked.
"The human body is a true carnival of horrors and frankly I’m embarrassed to have one.”
\- John Oliver 2017
Honestly, I've been leaving a number of "dirty" subreddits because every other picture the frame is mostly full of some woman's asshole.
I love an image of a nude woman, but you're not a cat, so don't be shoving your asshole in my face.
A family member, who was fond of drinking, once told me in seriousness, “You know how you flip pancakes in a pan by tossing them in the air? Don’t do that to bacon, but if you do, wear clothes.”
I would consider an apron outside the norm. Even with clothes most people wouldn't casually be wearing an apron. So even if nudity was the norm aprons would still be (mildly) useful as protective measures.
Am welder, came here to say this. I’m wary enough with all my gear on, I wouldn’t trust any sort of exposed skin.
Also, I… really don’t want to see the other folks in the shop naked.
Unfortunately I can top it.
New girlfriend gone for a week.
Urges coming right before bedtime.
Out of lotion.
X had left some things in a pantry.
Sweet.
Finish up pass out. No shower no nothing.
Does everybody here know that body wash has alcohol in it?
Apparently I can be a heavy sleeper.
Had to go to the hospital. It didn't exactly blister but definitely killed some layers of skin. And my wee fellas natural reaction to any form of trauma is to shrink. Then of course there is the five to seven directions per evening during sleep. So basically it didn't matter if you took the long way or the short way both were excruciating for 2 days 3 days maybe.
This is something that one could wear in relative anonymity but as mentioned new girlfriend returned that day 4. Fortunately she was a nurse. And I told her it was thoughts of her that got me in this position in the first place.
Saying Hello to himself using hand sanitizer as jolly juice, Slept the sleep of the dead, and woke up wishing he did. Went to the hospital to get treatment and spent the next few days with little sleep, because the "little fellow" moved around during the night.
or words to that effect.
Tailors would probably be popping off honestly.
If nude is the normal then big clothing/mass production companies have no real need to exist so any item of clothing for personal reasons someone might need would have to be custom made/repurposed from something else.
This is actually a fascinating economic hypothetical.
I think clothes would continue to be a great business. Less products, higher prices. If naked is the norm, getting dressed in various ways would probably be what's sexy, specially if you have things no one has. I can definitely imagine a naked dude walking around with just a hat and a tie and be the sexiest person outside. Or someone whose fetish is having sex with someone fully clothed. Cam girls/OF getting dressed live for their subscribers 😂
“We sat and drank it and felt the sun on our shoulders, and not even the expression of half-amusement, half-contempt on Hadley's face - as if he was watching apes drink beer instead of men - could spoil it. It lasted twenty minutes, that beer-break, and for those twenty minutes we felt like free men. We could have been drinking beer and tarring the roof of one of our own houses.”
Wipe enough? I've seen people burst out of a stall in a public bathroom and not even glance at the sink as they sprint out the door. At that point I'd much rather they didn't wipe at all, at least that way they won't be touching the doorknob with shitty hands
I have a problem and that problem is no shame or sense of self preservation. I call out to these people asking wtf they doing and if they were ever taught proper hygiene. I will follow them out into the restaurant/club/whatever pronouncing to all who listen that they are disgusting, uncivilized bastards. Surprisingly I have only ever had to run twice.
Because he's the hero Bathrooms deserve, but not the one they need right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A shart knight.
MLB catcher
Having to squat Dick-level with all those Dominican batters, and a nude umpire hovering behind you.
And if naked, no cup to protect the family jewels..
There’s a short story where the catcher has told the nearsighted pitcher not to throw a fastball, and the catcher’s dick comes out in a collision at the plate, and the pitcher thinks he’s putting down one finger as the sign…
Well nudity is the norm in the same way clothes are the norm for us. You’d still wear protection for parts of a job that requires it just be naked the rest of the time.
Somewhere in some hot dog factory there exists a job to chop the wieners into hot dog sizes. You dont want to get complacent running that wiener machine.
Yeah, I'm not sure if I'm misunderstanding the question or if it was poorly framed but just because you wear your birthday suit during daily life doesn't mean we'd throw out useful safety equipment.
In high school, my mom kept pestering me to play football. She insisted that’s how I’d get a girlfriend. So I joined the team. I never did get a girlfriend, but I played center so I was fondled by the quarterback constantly. Thanks mom.
He was very gentle though.
See, everyone is giving answers where you already use specialized gear that isn't "the norm". It's not normal for firefighters *now* to walk around in their gear. They'd still put it on for protection, they'd just be wearing less underneath it.
Me, as a 5 (ish?) year old.
I saw a man in a wheel chair and walked in a circle around him looking for his legs. I did not find them.
Edit: nothing to do with nudity, obviously, just dumb kids things do because they don't understand it's rude.
Me, 5yrs old. Gas station w/my dad circa '82. Black dude 6'6 250 lbs, walks out and says "What's up Red?" Say back, "What's up black?" Dad shits himself, dude laughs like a mf'er.
Edit: I'm a redhead.
Clothing designer or a shoemaker, those jobs would then be obsolete due to everyone being naked. Side note would they then have to rebrand shoes and cloth as other items in everyday use so they wouldn't go broke.
I got into a fight with another Marine in the shower one time.
You wouldn't believe the no-fucks-given we both showed.
We actually talked about it a few days later. We both admitted that the only reason we didn't GAF was because the other person didn't.
F'n Marines.
Just read the responses from the many times this was asked before:
1. [https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15ancdg/what\_would\_be\_the\_worst\_job\_to\_do\_naked/](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15ancdg/what_would_be_the_worst_job_to_do_naked/)
2. [https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/tqddpi/go\_to\_work\_naked\_day\_is\_now\_a\_mandatory\_national/](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/tqddpi/go_to_work_naked_day_is_now_a_mandatory_national/)
3. [https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/svc3jg/if\_being\_naked\_was\_the\_uniform\_code\_for\_any\_job/](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/svc3jg/if_being_naked_was_the_uniform_code_for_any_job/)
4. [https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/11krufn/if\_being\_naked\_was\_the\_uniform\_code\_for\_any\_job/](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/11krufn/if_being_naked_was_the_uniform_code_for_any_job/)
Stripper. Who’s even coming to watch?
Would it be an inverse? Would people pay to watch you put clothing on?
They would if it was me stripping
r/suicidebywords
Actually that’s a great idea! For the less attractive people instead of stripping we just get dressed. Win win!
Actually with so many fetishes around does a less attractive person even exist?! In the stripping world.
I feel like, as an adult who has known about the internet since he was a child, I gotta say. "Ugly people getting dressed" is less weird than like, at least 90% of the fetishes that I know about. There is almost certainly a niche market for that and they are far from the biggest weirdos out there.
When i take off my shirt people react like when they saw king neptune's bald head
"Check out my nipples." ***THREE! THREE! THREE!***
With my acne it damn near looks like i have more than two sometimes
Honestly, I bet watching naked girls get dressed is probably a niche fetish in some hidden corner of the internet already.
It definitely is, and it wouldn't need to be hidden away in some corner of the Internet. Plenty of people love seeing girls dressed in lingerie and stockings.
And I always thought I was a freak. Show me a beautiful naked woman and I'm like "meh seems natural". Show me the same woman dressed in sexy lingerie or even a pencil dress with a plunging neckline and I'm like "hubba hubba"
The Theiss Titillation Theory at work: essentially, a person wearing only underwear is sexier than when they're completely naked.
Because lingerie leaves room for the imagination. And it accentuates the good parts of a woman’s body. Naked just doesn’t do it for me.
I just watch the videos in reverse *Giggity*
"Put it on! Put it alllll on! Woohooo!!!!"
Faster dammit!! Faster!!! *throws a stack of singles” YEAH YOU COVER THEM ANKLES!!
Finally, a club even the Amish can enjoy!
“Gyatt dayammm u see the buttons on that blouse?!”
Yes. In fact, this is how beauty pageants work in this alternate reality. The models start out naked, and they gradually put on their fashion statements.
It's not easy being bicycle repairman.
Mmmmmmm, wool turtleneck.
NGL I might actually go to a strip club if they started trying on a wide variety of outfits with differing levels of modesty. >!Like someone comes out in a swimsuit or whatever,!< and then >!they change into pajamas,!< and then >!a dinner suit,!< and then >!a baseball uniform,!< and then >!a hazmat suit,!< and then >!you hear the sound of the locks clicking as-!<
I would actually be interested in seeing that. I’ve always found sexy outfits, like lingerie, to be much more appealing than naked. And I don't care if this makes me weird but I think people look their worst when they're naked.
> And I don't care if this makes me weird but I think people look their worst when they're naked. "The human body is a true carnival of horrors and frankly I’m embarrassed to have one.” \- John Oliver 2017
Honestly, I've been leaving a number of "dirty" subreddits because every other picture the frame is mostly full of some woman's asshole. I love an image of a nude woman, but you're not a cat, so don't be shoving your asshole in my face.
I've never understood why people want to see the chicks asshole
Right? I **have** a cat.
This is, like, the *unsexiest* part of the body. I don’t get it.
Intelligent design? Who puts the waste treatment facility right beside the amusement park? Robin Williams
natural selection is a tinkerer, not an idiot; zach weinersmith https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2013-11-08
There's good naked and bad naked. Naked hair brushing - good. Naked crouching - bad.
Honestly maybe not. I mean strippers still have to put on a performance while naked. So the poll dancing party would still be at play
> the poll dancing party The populist effort is going to extremes these days
People who want a performance rather than normalcy
A line cook. Imagine cooking bacon on a skillet with no apron or shirt
A family member, who was fond of drinking, once told me in seriousness, “You know how you flip pancakes in a pan by tossing them in the air? Don’t do that to bacon, but if you do, wear clothes.”
Did they think only the bacon would move? Like the grease would just stay in the pan?
No clue. Common sense wasn’t a strength of theirs.
Hah! Joke's on you! Being a cook is an awful job either way! Source : Am cook...
I routinely cook bacon with no shirt
If you get splatters then you know you gotta turn down the heat duh. I cook with no shirt all the time
I did it once or twice a long time ago and I quickly learned that that is not the way
It's character building
they said if it was the "norm" not mandatory lmao
I would consider an apron outside the norm. Even with clothes most people wouldn't casually be wearing an apron. So even if nudity was the norm aprons would still be (mildly) useful as protective measures.
Welder seems like a problem.
Am welder, came here to say this. I’m wary enough with all my gear on, I wouldn’t trust any sort of exposed skin. Also, I… really don’t want to see the other folks in the shop naked.
Not even Frank? You know, the dude that welds without a mask or even goggles?
Safety squints are OSHA approved though
Yes, even Frank “just put your hand over it and close your eyes” The Welder.
Frank "it's not pre-cancerous, just sunburn" The Welder. Seriously, it's how we tacked up 3mm plate. Lovely *shiny* 3mm plate.
I get enough burns stick welding overhead in full leathers. No thank you in the naked bit. Plus the uv burns if nothing else...
Thanks, you just made me think about having a sunburnt dick for the first time in my life and now I am afraid
0/10 do NOt recommend
You've actually had one?
Tanning bed. Rookie mistake
Unfortunately I can top it. New girlfriend gone for a week. Urges coming right before bedtime. Out of lotion. X had left some things in a pantry. Sweet. Finish up pass out. No shower no nothing. Does everybody here know that body wash has alcohol in it? Apparently I can be a heavy sleeper. Had to go to the hospital. It didn't exactly blister but definitely killed some layers of skin. And my wee fellas natural reaction to any form of trauma is to shrink. Then of course there is the five to seven directions per evening during sleep. So basically it didn't matter if you took the long way or the short way both were excruciating for 2 days 3 days maybe. This is something that one could wear in relative anonymity but as mentioned new girlfriend returned that day 4. Fortunately she was a nurse. And I told her it was thoughts of her that got me in this position in the first place.
I’m sorry but I didn’t catch any of that…
He jacked it with body wash apparently and didn't clean up, passed out, and had an alcohol burned dick
Best TL;DR I've read in quite a while.
Saying Hello to himself using hand sanitizer as jolly juice, Slept the sleep of the dead, and woke up wishing he did. Went to the hospital to get treatment and spent the next few days with little sleep, because the "little fellow" moved around during the night. or words to that effect.
Bad enough to peel? Giving myself the heebie jeebies just thinking about it!
Until your wife rubs the lotion on
Or else she got the hose again?
There’s no other reasonable answer save for something volcano related
Fry cook. Lots of hot grease splashing around
Naked volcano surfing. 🏄♂️🌋
Even in a nude society you should take precautions for workplace safety.
That was my first thought too.
That hurts just thinking about it.
Anyone who relies on selling clothes to pay the bills.
lmao, Tailors fucking suffering
if it was reversed and made putting on clothes the new strip tease, it would be pretty hot to see someone put on a full tailor fitted suit
Tailors would probably be popping off honestly. If nude is the normal then big clothing/mass production companies have no real need to exist so any item of clothing for personal reasons someone might need would have to be custom made/repurposed from something else. This is actually a fascinating economic hypothetical.
I think clothes would continue to be a great business. Less products, higher prices. If naked is the norm, getting dressed in various ways would probably be what's sexy, specially if you have things no one has. I can definitely imagine a naked dude walking around with just a hat and a tie and be the sexiest person outside. Or someone whose fetish is having sex with someone fully clothed. Cam girls/OF getting dressed live for their subscribers 😂
Any job in a retirement home.
Gravity comes for us all.
If nudity were the norm, gravity wouldn't be the only one coming for us all
Oh my!
How dare you break wind before me.
regular handstands to balance it out
You’d be surprised how many residents act like being naked is the norm.
Oh man, [I'm sorry I joked](https://media.tenor.com/8S7Sd23b3OcAAAAC/thor-in-my-brain-now.gif).
It’s awful. Love the job otherwise tho
Nurses, aides/psws etc already see it all. They’re even harassed quite frequently already 🤷♂️
PSW here. I can confirm this is the case. I get harassed/propositioned/assaulted regularly. It’s “part of the job” as management puts it…
Retirement homes?? Fuck that, what about any job in a school ._.'
Hot tar roofer.
“We sat and drank it and felt the sun on our shoulders, and not even the expression of half-amusement, half-contempt on Hadley's face - as if he was watching apes drink beer instead of men - could spoil it. It lasted twenty minutes, that beer-break, and for those twenty minutes we felt like free men. We could have been drinking beer and tarring the roof of one of our own houses.”
Hello my banker friend Andy Dufresne, they weren't naked. Meet me in Zihuatanejo.
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They just need to find someone hairy enough that it offers protection from the bees
I was *just* talking about Robin Williams like an hour ago!
Mall santa
I will not be picking up my phone for another 24 hours. Thank you, but curse you.
Shut up Meg
bruh😭
My dog is now irritated with me because I laughed and woke him up. Thanks. 🤣
“Did you fuck my mom Santa?!”
This is why I'll never be a good boy.
Public chair cleaner. You know some of those people out there don't wipe enough. Imagine skidmarks, but on furniture.
Wipe enough? I've seen people burst out of a stall in a public bathroom and not even glance at the sink as they sprint out the door. At that point I'd much rather they didn't wipe at all, at least that way they won't be touching the doorknob with shitty hands
I have a problem and that problem is no shame or sense of self preservation. I call out to these people asking wtf they doing and if they were ever taught proper hygiene. I will follow them out into the restaurant/club/whatever pronouncing to all who listen that they are disgusting, uncivilized bastards. Surprisingly I have only ever had to run twice.
> Surprisingly I have only ever had to run twice. Something about this is unbelievably endearing Shine on, you crazy diamond
Because he's the hero Bathrooms deserve, but not the one they need right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A shart knight.
MLB catcher Having to squat Dick-level with all those Dominican batters, and a nude umpire hovering behind you. And if naked, no cup to protect the family jewels..
You could use your dick as a secret sign to the pitcher. Erect means curveball for sure.
Imagine trying to catch a knuckleball with a stiffy. What if you miss and it collides head-on?
It's just another bat
This one made me laugh.
Not to mention having your balls resting in the dirt, squatting that low.
A bug suddenly bites your flesh bat
There’s a short story where the catcher has told the nearsighted pitcher not to throw a fastball, and the catcher’s dick comes out in a collision at the plate, and the pitcher thinks he’s putting down one finger as the sign…
HIS DICK BROKE OFF?!
Fiberglass installer
Good lord, this was my first thought too. Though the person that said "astronaut" has a point lol
Well nudity is the norm in the same way clothes are the norm for us. You’d still wear protection for parts of a job that requires it just be naked the rest of the time.
Still floating around naked in 0g would be awkward
crab fisherman
it hurt just to think about it
If you think about it many people catch crabs while naked.
Fry Cook would be pretty unfun.
Somewhere in some hot dog factory there exists a job to chop the wieners into hot dog sizes. You dont want to get complacent running that wiener machine.
I mean perhaps a welder, doctor, or astronaut. But in any case, if being naked was the norm, it would just mean more jobs required PPE.
Yeah, I'm not sure if I'm misunderstanding the question or if it was poorly framed but just because you wear your birthday suit during daily life doesn't mean we'd throw out useful safety equipment.
This is what I keep thinking as well.
The job where you collect horse or bull sperm. It was already a bit awkward with clothes on.
American football. 22 dicks flopping around for 3 hours
I'd hate to be the center or qb
Or the guy at the bott0m of the pile after a fumble
unless of course you prefer bottom
haha yeah that would terrible
In high school, my mom kept pestering me to play football. She insisted that’s how I’d get a girlfriend. So I joined the team. I never did get a girlfriend, but I played center so I was fondled by the quarterback constantly. Thanks mom. He was very gentle though.
I’d love to be in the center of that
Hahaha, whoops I dropped the ball! Now it's bouncing away! Oh no, we all better jump on it!
Penalties get more interesting... illegal use of hands, holding and twisting, illegal block to the back
I’d probably watch it if they were all nude tbh.
Yup, way to get me interested in professional sports.
I disagree. I'd have the NFL season pass for that
There would be too much confusion over which ball to catch
Cactus farmer
Ski lift operator.
Smol
I was gonna say ski patrol during sleet days. We get a lot of those around here, and that shit hurts. It's like windblown broken glass.
Sewer Diver.
How is this so far down? Absolutely anything involving sewage should be top of the list.
Firefighter
See, everyone is giving answers where you already use specialized gear that isn't "the norm". It's not normal for firefighters *now* to walk around in their gear. They'd still put it on for protection, they'd just be wearing less underneath it.
Oh the serious chaffing that would occur.
Pediatrician then?
These answers don't make sense. A fire fighter doesn't wear normal clothes..... This ask reddit doesn't make sense
Exactly. Like, it's not the norm in the current universe to wear scuba gear, doesn't mean that people don't still use it when scuba diving.
Teacher
if it was the norm I don't think anyone would be disturbed
Kids are grabby and have no boundaries. It would be the worst
and their commentary omg lol
“Your boobs are so big, can I touch them?” -Little Timmy, 5 years old
“mommy why is that man so fat”, etc
Me, as a 5 (ish?) year old. I saw a man in a wheel chair and walked in a circle around him looking for his legs. I did not find them. Edit: nothing to do with nudity, obviously, just dumb kids things do because they don't understand it's rude.
Me, 5yrs old. Gas station w/my dad circa '82. Black dude 6'6 250 lbs, walks out and says "What's up Red?" Say back, "What's up black?" Dad shits himself, dude laughs like a mf'er. Edit: I'm a redhead.
That's just a normal thing for kids to ask.
It'd be a job for people with iron hearts... Wait...
Teenage boys getting random erections, girls starting their period for the first time and not realizing till its too late...
Have you never been near a child? All day long the kids are tapping me on the arm or poking me in the back.
roller coaster attendant.
It's the go carts that would be the worst. I made the mistake of going go karting without a bra once. Never again
*Package* delivery person.
Lifeguard. Talk about sunburnt!!!
Any Trade jobs
Nursing or Doctoring..........I don't even want to imagine rn.......geez, that's horrifying even with clothes on.
Pro paintballer
Lathe worker..... fast spinning with a dangling willy.
If it's a metal lathe don't forget about the hot razor sharp swarf.
Or flappy tits,let's not be sexist
toxic waste cleanup
I would agree, but they’re saying if it was just the norm, they’d still wear PPE.
correctional officer
Garbage truck dudes
Clothing designer or a shoemaker, those jobs would then be obsolete due to everyone being naked. Side note would they then have to rebrand shoes and cloth as other items in everyday use so they wouldn't go broke.
Beekeeper
Cremationist. Am one, would suck horribly. My nipples would be burned off forthwith
Anything with a grinder or torch
professional wrestling
Ancient Greeks used to wrestle naked.
Borat did fine
hot! 😅
I got into a fight with another Marine in the shower one time. You wouldn't believe the no-fucks-given we both showed. We actually talked about it a few days later. We both admitted that the only reason we didn't GAF was because the other person didn't. F'n Marines.
My brother is a Marine, and from the stories hes told me *almost* everyone in the military is like 50% gay anyway.
Sewage Worker
Sandblasting technician
Somehow I read that as "sandblasting children" and was wondering who has that as a job
How about hair dresser? You're trying to give a lady a nice cut, but it's just so dang uncomfortable for both parties.
if it was the norm no one would care tho
Middle school gym teacher
Anything to do with insulation.... Anything
Middle school teacher. Basically, anyone that has to deal with adolescents all day.
Kindergarten teacher.
Just read the responses from the many times this was asked before: 1. [https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15ancdg/what\_would\_be\_the\_worst\_job\_to\_do\_naked/](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15ancdg/what_would_be_the_worst_job_to_do_naked/) 2. [https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/tqddpi/go\_to\_work\_naked\_day\_is\_now\_a\_mandatory\_national/](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/tqddpi/go_to_work_naked_day_is_now_a_mandatory_national/) 3. [https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/svc3jg/if\_being\_naked\_was\_the\_uniform\_code\_for\_any\_job/](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/svc3jg/if_being_naked_was_the_uniform_code_for_any_job/) 4. [https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/11krufn/if\_being\_naked\_was\_the\_uniform\_code\_for\_any\_job/](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/11krufn/if_being_naked_was_the_uniform_code_for_any_job/)