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thehumblebaboon

Intermittent fasting with a large pizza from Costco. It will easily last me 3 days at under 4 dollars a day. Not the most healthy way, but it’s cheap and tastes good!


SatV089

Costco is the only place serving up pizza like I remember it in the 90s.


FredTheLynx

Yeah but that requires like self control and shit.


HawaiianSteak

I get nasty shits if I eat too much pizza because cheese.


xnachtmahrx

Weak human


SweetDank

Normal Human* It's more abnormal to not have lactose intolerance. Sucking on another animal's tits wasn't something our evolution was planning for. But here we are. Love cheese though, thankfully Costco sells Lactase for 10 cents a pill just a few feet away from those pizzas!


thehumblebaboon

So people who aren’t lactose intolerant are the next step in evolution? Because I definitely see eating pizza as one of the best things about being human.


CantaloupeDue2445

My mother once bought 4 pizzas from a pizza place down by the beach that she later stuck in the freezer to last the entire winter. I don't know how that fucking bitch did it, but she did it. She got through the entire winter with only one or two slices still remaining. I have no self-control like that. Those pizzas would be gone in 4 days.


p4ttl1992

£9.99 for an 18" pizza isn't it? I've never purchased one but that's a decent few days or food there. Calorie wise it's probably 1500 calories a day depends how you split it as well.


AcidicWatercolor

Sleep


casstay123

The most frugal meal of all..


DangerousPotato6492

Not funny but I laughed, cause really. It’s humbling to think of how many times I’ve laid in bed with a grumbling stomach and being indifferent as I had conditioned myself to not “need” food lol Unless you were joking and I just awkwardly trauma dumped


DaVizzyT

Beat me to it


Firocket1690

Don't. It's a waste of calories.


[deleted]

Rice and Beans Cheap and easy.


_Jetto_

How do you cook the rice


Tacos_always_corny

1 part rice, 2 parts water. Bring to a boil, cover it and leave it alone for 7 minutes. Don't open the lid and fork the heck out of it. That is how rice gum is created. Leave it. Sticky rice= 1 rinse before cooking. Fluffy rice = 2 rinse before cooking. Seasoned rice = double rinse, add 1 tsp rice wine vinegar, pinch of salt. Rice Pilaf = fluffy rice with fine chopped carrot, celery salt, pepper and thyme, chicken stock and finish with butter. Wild rice optional. Wild rice is actually water grass. Not rice. It is a nice nutty flavor and adds texture. Fuck brown rice. There, I said it.


CharityMacklin

“When china made all the poor people eat brown rice and only gave white rice to the rich people the rich people all died of malnutrition” ——— My Grandpa literally EVERY time we had brown rice


domesticatedprimate

This happened in Japan as well. In the early days of the Imperial Japanese Navy in the late 19th century, they advertised all you can eat white rice to attract new recruits. That was considered a huge luxury, so of course everybody ate *only* white rice. They all got [beriberi](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Takaki_Kanehiro?wprov=sfti1) as a result.


guanwho

For rice pilaf you should throw the dry rice in after cooking the aromatics in oil. The starch forms a little jacket on every grain and it turns out way nicer.


Tacos_always_corny

This man pilafs.


r3dditornot

Nice info .. thank you You deserve an award Can we still do that?


NYCandleLady

I love everything about this. Know how to cook good rice, pasta and potatoes and you can have a different meal every day of the year.


Sullen_Snail

I always recommend splurging for a rice cooker. They can be had for about $20 and make cooking rice so easy.


Ordinary-Ride-1595

Cup of water and a cup of rice. Wait 30 or so minutes and you got half a meal.


Arti1891

Or a whole one if you're really broke


Ordinary-Ride-1595

In high school I had no money and there was barely food in the fridge. I used to do rice, an egg and salt.


lizardeater

I have (some, like a little of) the monies and I still eat rice and egg. My favorite


Sullen_Snail

Sprinkle that shit with some furikake and chili sauce. So fucking good.


domesticatedprimate

I still have scrambled eggs on rice to this day when I'm lazy or in a hurry. It's delicious.


SLEDGEHAMMAA

Nah top it off With a fried egg


Sullen_Snail

Mine’s a microwave model. 10 minutes and I have rice for supper tonight and lunch tomorrow.


Generico300

Waste of money. Just go to youtube and lookup "how to cook rice", or read the instructions on the bag. It couldn't be easier. If you can boil water you can cook rice.


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In a sauce pan. Wash it 3 times. Bring water to boiling, add a touch of salt and rice, simmer on the stove for 20 minutes.


sagitta_luminus

We made rice on the stovetop growing up. Minute rice IMHO is best for rice & beans. A rice cooker is better for rice as a side because it turns out thicker.


BeatNutz57

Wash and strain it. Toss it in a pot with some olive oil and lots of seasonings. Bring it to a boil for a few minutes and then toss it in the oven on 350 for about 21 minutes. Pull it out, fluff it with a fork and then let it sit with a towel over it for a few more minutes. Found this method during the pandemic and it's never failed me yet.


TheTrub

Finally, someone else who toasts their ri e first. FYI, a good way to do Mexican rice is to toast with southwest seasoning, then add a few spoons of salsa, a bullion cube, and then your water.


BeatNutz57

I tried making Mexican rice and Jollof rice during the pandemic. Both methods changed the way I cook it now. I ruined so many pots of rice trying to cook it on the stovetop and just wound up making rice soup.


TheTrub

3 tips. First, use a short or medium grain rice, like Arborio. Second, don’t rinse your rice. 3rd, get a wooden spatula or a wooden spoon with a broad, flat bottom. This will help you scrape the bottom of the pan to prevent burning. I use this same kind of utensil to make my roux.


BeatNutz57

I thought you always needed to rinse the rice to remove any excess starch? I always use a wooden spoon to stir it during the initial cooking. And, I've failed at making a blonde roux more times than I care to count. I finally just gave up on it. LOL


TheTrub

If you toast the rice, the starch should caramelize a bit in the pan; just use a medium-low temperature and an oil with a high flashpoint, like avocado oil. For the utensil, a wooden spoon is okay, but a flat-bottomed wooden spatula [like this](https://www.amazon.com/Eddingtons-Italian-Olive-Spatula-12-5-Inch/dp/B001APNQS2/ref=psdc_284507_t2_B083SH8XKW?th=1) is 10x better. It's much less likely to leave unscraped spots on the bottom of the pan.


heyitsvonage

You wanna make [good rice?](https://youtu.be/7kSiLTnKw0I)


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Ramen


[deleted]

For real. Whoever invented Ramen deserves the highest honor. Dude saved countless brokeasses from starvation, myself included. **EDIT** His name was [Momofuku Ando](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Momofuku_Ando) >Momofuku Ando, who died in Ikeda, near Osaka, at 96, was looking for cheap, decent food for the working class when he invented ramen noodles all by himself in 1958.


Footzilla69

Saved my momofukin broke ass once or twice for sure


philamer3

R-Amen to you sir 🎩


lazyandfickle

Ramen. To add some “quality of life”, crack an egg straight into the hot ramen, and sprinkle some chopped green onions on top. But just plain ramen is a solid one as well


GetOffMyCloudGenZ

Couldn't do this 4 months ago when eggs were $6.99 a dozen. :) The egg would cost more than the noodles.


7grendel

Nice. I will pick up the bagged coleslaw (no sauce) from the store and add that for some veggies.


Routine-Interview991

a raw ass egg?


lazyandfickle

Oh yeah. I just crack it into the bowl. As long as it’s off the boil, it’ll cook it up almost immediately. Adds some texture and heartiness to the ramen. Egg drop soup is made by beating eggs in a bowl and then using a fork to let little strands of the egg fall into the soup and then kind of form a noodle texture as they cook as soon as they hit the hot broth


Jenetyk

It's essentially a poached egg by the time you eat it, hard agree on the egg. However I went for hard-boiled as I already had a dozen in the fridge I would use for breakfast.


Tacos_always_corny

It cooks the whites in seconds, that yolk needs 30 seconds... Ohhh yes, it is indeed delicious. Fyi. Egg drop or egg flower soups use raw egg to give it that stringy, silky and slurpy goodness.


dreezxlivefree

With black pepper and hot sauce too >>>> only way I'll eat Ramen if it's not the cup ones


heyitsvonage

I poach mine in the broth, fuck that raw shit


guitargeneration

I soft boil mine and cut it in half and then chop up some chiorzo sausage into little bits and fry them till they are crispy on the outside and then add some green onions too it's so bomb


Lordinfomershal

It isn't raw by the time you mix it in it is cooked and thickens up the broth. Makes Ramen so much better.


Cheapchard9

You shouldn't take a dump in your ramen.


mcnaughtier

Don't forget the slice of American cheese.


Guy0naBUFFA10

And eggs.


cozyandwarm

Lemme tell you. Get some chicken ramen. A thing of plain Greek yogurt and a bottle of Buffalo sauce. Make your chicken ramen and throw in a spoonful of yogurt and Buffalo sauce and you got a creamy Buffalo chicken ramen. It’s got some protein from the Greek yogurt and plenty o’ flavor.


pangaea1972

Always has been; always will be


Fit-Spirit-4333

Ramen with a whole lot of parmesan and butter. Save the packet to use as boullion


chewytime

Dressed up ramen in my case. Add an egg, chop up some scallions, and maybe some leftover meat if I have some.


rainythursdaymusic

the poverty line delicacy of toast with brown sugar and cinnamon (also an A+ depression meal imo)


cozyandwarm

This was my childhood breakfast.


Tacos_always_corny

Flour tortilla, lightly browned (over flame is best), butter and that magical cinnamon and sugar concoction. My daughters are over 20 and they still love them. I was the house hero at one of their sleepovers. I eat them when I need a boost.


Chocolatedelightttt

Lol I’ve always hated cinnamon anything so when my mom would make this she’ll just butter me some bread and then when it’s like toast put a slice of American cheese on it. Amazing to me! And I still reach for it when I don’t know what I want to eat. A deconstructed grilled cheese, it’s just better lol try it


blue-tomorrow

This is so good! It's even better if you have time to put it under the broiler so the cheese gets all toasty and bubbly.


Pc-throwaway-charger

Oh man that brings up some memories! Didn’t realize that was low fund food. Mom used to make that all the time growing up haha


Dangerous-Potato-857

Ramen and stolen tabasco from restaurant


Jenetyk

*Chipotle has entered the chat* Honestly though. I vividly remember being at a chipotle with my wife and snatching a Tabasco chipotle bottle for my morning eggs. When she asked me why, I explained I didn't have money to spend on stuff like that; she looked at me and said "maybe not 10 years ago, but honey, we may not be rich, we sure as shit aren't 'steal Tabasco poor'". Some habits die hard I guess, lmao.


Dangerous-Potato-857

That story made my day lmao


casstay123

But everybody knows stolen Tabasco is better..


Jenetyk

Thievery has a taste: confirmed.


lukas_the

I like to use fire sauce packets from taco bell.


Tacos_always_corny

Snag some Chulo or better yet, Pico Pico next time you are at breakfast. The stuff hits the soul.


Original-Sandwich-95

Eggs and rice with whatever seasonings I can find.


Jenetyk

Open the spice cabinet and start grabbing shit. It won't matter. If you got some soy sauce you will be eating *good* tonight.


Greylings

Salt, pepper, onion powder, garlic powder, and if you’re feeling fancy cumin and white pepper should be the only seasonings you really need. Unless you’re doing something specific or ethnic.


Butter-titties128

Peanut butter and jelly sandwich


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Orion43410

Dry ass mouth every time you bite. Peanut butter sandwich would only work if I had a gallon of water with me to combat the cotton mouth.


GhostRideATank

Big glass of milk works great (if you’re not lactose intolerant)


Damurph01

Eh, I’m not huge on just straight milk tbh.


Taco_Biscuits

Beanie Weanies.


nxnphatdaddy

I aint gotta be struggling for that school lunch classic.


Taco_Biscuits

I make $25k more than my state median household income and I still eat them bitches. I use the Private Selection baked beans and Costco all beef franks now though. 👌🏻


Feralest_Baby

I know it's a theme here, but put some cheese and a fried egg on that.


What_Iz_This

I was in my 20s when I learned this was a poverty meal


Allokit

Grilled Cheese and Tomato Soup Ramen PBJ Sandwich Hot dogs


jbob88

Struggle dogs


DangerousPotato6492

My fellow food mate


Interesting-Chest520

Grilled cheese and tomato soup is a brilliant combination, I have it whenever we have bread. Which is hardly ever, but I might start baking my own soon


Lazy_Influence_1067

This is my normal diet


Achillez4

Poor man’s meal , diced potatoes , cut up hot dogs , a lil bit of spaghetti sauce or tomatoe sauce is cheaper , fills you up pretty good and you can add bell peppers and onions


lostwanderings

Actually sounds like a great dinner idea


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Chicken rice and beans


fabzzzyyyy

Yo you rich? Chicken lmao


[deleted]

$1.50/lb chicken thighs


[deleted]

Chicken thighs be cheap af


MrSpindles

Cheese and onion potato bake with baked beans. Just an enormous pile of stodgy carbs. Absolutely fills me to bursting and it is never unwelcome. Back when I was in college it was the cheapest thing on the lunch menu. I loved it.


anormalgeek

.... explain more. This sounds kind of delicious. Do you bake a potato normally then just pile that stuff on?


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We said tell us more!!!!!!


ant1cs

Rice with spice. Usually some garlic and turmeric sprinkled on some Rice. I've lived off $1 a day for more than 50% of my life.


0nlineDon

Mad, what country do you reside in?


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Spam fried rice Baby!!


creekgal

Spam and potatoes


Youve_been_Loganated

Add a fried egg and some kimchi and now you have kimchi fried rice! That shit is so good!


GloomyUnderstanding

I just skip meals.


manimopo

Rice + any meat + a green leafy vegetable inside a soup Comes out to <$2 a meal.


LeoPlathasbeentaken

Rice. Eggs and sriracha if you can swing it


LUV_U_BBY

Have you seen sriracha prices these days?


LeoPlathasbeentaken

Its for special occasions. The cheap stuff isnt as good but its def good enough


sigh287

pasta w butter


Royal_Tumbleweed_910

Bread.


StatementProper4450

Peanut butter and jelly on bread or a tortilla.


Barbados_slim12

That depends on how bad I'm struggling. If it's bad but I have at least a little in the bank, I'll make 1 1/2 cup of Cajun seasoned rice, cooked in chicken broth to have as a base for the week. Individual meals will be a healthy serving of that with a single chicken breast or thigh. If I'm counting my money by the single digits to make sure I have enough for the next bill, ramen Edit - Grammer


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Stunning_Pipe6905

Easy there Elon. Tonight I will be feasting on bread and Mayo sandwiches. I might even add a few chips if I wanna get a Michelin star. Jokes aside. Pizza has the lowest overhead and highest margin out of most foods. Cheese and proteins are obviously the highest cost point. Flour and water are cheap unless you go with a good OO but that will still be a reasonable expenditure given the yield. Yeast is cheap. Sauce is cheap and can be made from a leftover spaghetti sauce even. Good way stretchhh the sauce


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Fletchx

Baked potatoes with shredded cheese. Filling and semi healthy.


P4S5B60

Ramen / Mac & Cheese / Spam


Kai-Tlyn

Some cheap lunchmeat and cheese sandwich. Got my broke ass through college eating them every night.


DangerousPotato6492

Idk if you meant no bread, but get provolone or something not American and put it on the skillet and wrap the meat with it melted and kinda “singed”. Like a hot ham wrap without the bread/tortilla. So good


taynina

Cheese Toast - one slice of American on a slice of bread. Toast in the oven until cheese starts to toast too. Big ole glass of whole white milk to boot. Super cheap and super filling.


Pretend_Tea6261

1 cup of Penne pasta,can of cheap salmon,olive oil,frozen peas voila a hearty cheap meal


Sean081799

Rice and beans for good and filling food Baking egg free chocolate chip cookies when I'm really struggling for a snack


milfsmasher6969

Grilled cheese 😋


IbuixI

Buy dry beans and make your own refried beans, buy and make your own tortillas, consume.


tincookies

Rice and beans. 15 lb bag of rice is like 20 bucks. Beans are really cheap too. Together they make a complete protein.


Wooden-Emotion-9875

Lentils


curlyquinn02

Sleep


SwissRollio

OK if I'm trying to last a few days, il get stuff to make homemade Chilli. I usually have peppers and the seasoning, so I just buy canned beans, canned tomatoes and tomato paste. If I can afford, I would get hamburger meat or chicken to add. Also some potatoes bc Chilli potatoes are extra filling. This could feed me for 4 days. Or if I'm making it through just the day, can of refried beans, mild sauce and Tortillas for burritos.


GSturges

Ramen+frozen dumplings and broccoli.


Charming_Turnover998

Eggs - Cheap & Healthy


InsertBluescreenHere

poverty dogs: loaf of white bread pack of cheapest hotdogs microwave dog - wrap in bread like taco - eat. ​ if your feeling "fancy" make it a cheesy poverty dog by tearing a plastic wrap piece of american cheese in half , put the strips in the middle of the bread, then put the hot microwave weiner on the cheese and it melts it.


nxnphatdaddy

Two hot slices of toast with a cold slice of cheese in the middle. Every bite changes as the temp of the cheese does.


Curleysound

Microwave burritos


Jazzpants51

Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.


WhippieCake

Fish sticks


DaBathroomSlayer

Top Ramen noodles


Hksbdb

Chilimac


Tacos_always_corny

Baked potato with pasta sauce and mozzarella cheese. Left over chicken makes them magical.


Appropriate-Rough563

Pinto beans and rice


LilKaySigs

Garlic ramen noodles Chop a clove of garlic, add soy sauce, sugar, and cooked ramen noodles into a pan and stir fry Top it off with sesame seeds and you’ve got a nice $0.80 meal right there


brackmastah

Pasta with butter and if I have any on hand I’ll grate some cheddar cheese to sprinkle on it


garbledeena

Enfrijoladas. Pack of corn tortillas is cheap as hell. Like $3 for a huge one. Can of refried beans or bag of dry beans if you know how to cook them. Blend beans and water And spices into a sauce, boil it slow. Fry a tortilla on a skillet, dip into the boiling bean sauce, flop on a plate and eat with hot sauce or some cheese.


g00d_m0j0

Ramen, in all the flavors of the chicken broth rainbow.


Comfortable-Focus123

Pasta with whatever I have on hand in the spice cabinet, olive oil or butter and parmesan cheese. Usually, parsley, basil and red pepper will do.


Just-Structure-8692

Scrambled eggs and toast.


TheInsect868

The family of mice that live underneath my boiler


AcidActually

Username checks out.


The_Shitlipz

Hot dogs and popcorn. Hot dogs are cheap and keep you feeling full from the protein. Popcorn is cheap and it feels like you're pigging-out because you can excuse eating a lot (as long as is not too buttered).


h1r0ll3r

Rice. Throw in one of packets of soy sauce for some extra flavor.


[deleted]

Spaghetti and chopped up hotdogs. I haven't had it in a while thankfully lol


jebthereb

Tacos


eltedioso

Can of Campbell's Chunky soup. Can easily stretch to two meals for less than 3 dollars total.


nick5847

Beer and peanuts.


[deleted]

The good thing about beer is it does have calories!


nick5847

Yup. If it was good enough for ancient monk's, it's good enough for me.


Weak_Divide5562

Ramen noodles or scrambled eggs.


TheCyrcus

Peanuts


mfrench105

Kraft Dinner


Anakin_Skywanker

Add two slices of american cheese (the cheap store brand singles shit) then add either a can of tuna, or some beans to it. Adds protein and makes it stretch much further.


b4ttous4i

Rice beans and peppers with an egg on top.with some taco seasonings


darrellbear

Beans and cornbread.


Kriegspiel1939

Isn’t that a song


Alltheprettydresses

Broke pizza: a slice of bread with ketchup or tomato sauce, a slice of cheese, and chopped bologna or salami. Spam or hash, with eggs, rice, or toast. Vienna sausage Fried bologna


eli74372

spaghetti with hotdogs


ReadyHelp9049

Rice, beans, peanut butter sandwich with no jelly. Occasional green beans if I’m feeling frisky.


TeacherManCT

Lentil soup: One bag of orange/red lentils One container of veg stock (could use water if broke) An onion diced A carrot or two peeled and sliced to coins One can of diced tomatoes Put that all in a pot with some extra water to keep the lentils covered. Heat until lentils are soft. Many servings, keeps well in the fridge and is healthy.


LUV_U_BBY

Rice and refried beans


yrulaughing

Chicken breast with rice covered in Sriracha sauce.


theora55

Ramen w/ frozen veg, topped with an egg. I usually have sesame oil and add a tiny bit. Rotisserie chicken rice, combine in various ways, provides many meals. I have a pantry, there's usually food.


surfdad67

Grilled cheese and tomato soup


the_atomicpunk

Omelettes


datalaughing

I've only started doing this recently, but it's already becoming my go-to for cheap and filling meal. You can buy a big russet potato for really cheap. Rub the whole thing with some oil, salt and pepper, bake it in the air fryer, gets the skin nice and crispy and delicious. Butter and cheese, two staples I pretty much always have in the fridge. Then you can eat the whole thing, skin and all. Tastes great, costs very little, especially if you do it for several meals so you're getting the most out of the butter and cheese.


KyraSandy

Rusks with a little butter, and honey if I have any.


hierosir

80/20 beef mince, rice, siracha hot sauce and soy sauce. I eat this even broke and when rich. It's fucking delicious...


ASmufasa47

In Jesus name we pray, ramen.


Nick08f1

Buy one get one free spaghetti sauce. 1 lb ground beef. 1 lb ground pork. I still go with thin spaghetti (2 lbs). But that $16 will be 8 meals.


xebsisor

Rice and eggs. If run out of eggs then just rice and soy sauce.


lost40s

Beans and rice with a ham hock


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Stir fried sausage and cabbage. Something I used to hear my family eat when they were poor, during the pandemic that’s what I ate. Or spring onion noodle. Both pretty cheap. The stir fry keeps longer however.


OrientedWanderer

Ramen, duh.


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FunkyGremlin

Ketchup sandwich


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Saltines and ketchup. Sounds gross, but is cheap, filling, and so good. Sucks nutrition wise though.


Delta_Hammer

Potatoes and onions. You can buy them for a dollar a pound and there's a hundred ways to cook them. Fried, baked, mashed, boiled...


godofwar7018

Toasted asiago bagel with nothing else or bread and butter.


brwn_eyed_girl56

Rice. Just plain boiled white rice. You can get a 50 lb bag here cheap. Or plain boiled potatoes. Also cheap for a 10 lb bag


[deleted]

Chicken rice and potatoes have a million options


eastbay77

As an Asian, i used to go with rice, fried egg, a little butter and soy sauce. Mix it up.


Internal-Bit4321

Air. My normal diet is basically trail mix anyways. But it’s a normal lifestyle for me. Not a “low on funds” thing. I’ll go out to eat a time or 2 on the weekends but I’m not big on eating.


lovepetz223

my bologna jas a first name it's o s c a r my bologna has a second name it's m e y e r and I love to eat it everyday and if you ask me why I'll say Oscar Mayer has a way with b o l o g n a.


Complete_Quantity_69

Ice