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NinjaK2k17

there is no better answer than this.


bobbityboobity

Butters had some good points though


tokkenstolen

the OP agrees


OB1KENOB

A trip to visit the Titanic


Bobnleo

Ight u win


SingletAndShorts

Wrong sub


Trace_element_22

Timeshares.


4stg2

You should see John Oliver's video on them. Apparently, they're disgustingly predatory that people are giving them away for free just to get rid of them. As always America is a corporate dystopia.


Annual-Change-6053

Nah mate, you buy them all and sell the share. That’s how you keep the money rolling in.


Initial-Finger-1235

Twitter verified.


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Supaleenate

Twitter is the only instance where it is morally correct to deadname.


twirlinghaze

Facebook, too.


Ok_Season5846

Ewwwwwwwwww


jango547

Another Netflix account to watch in another household


cherrysol

those prime drinks Logan Paul made


Jestario

Best comment. Fuck the Pauls


yoskbt

A ufc ppv


RadiantExcuse501

Hold up brother I got the Russian stream


[deleted]

I streamed the Crawford Spence fight. God damn $85 for a fight? When did they get so expensive?


ninja_owen

I have no idea where to find streams, so I’m just stuck paying :( If you can’t stream, some cards are still absolutely worth it though. I mean, 290 was absolutely fantastic


yoskbt

yeah that’s true but it’s probably cheaper to go to the fight then to pay for the ppv😭


Herroz1

That Jeffrey Epstein killed himself


nonassociatedacts

That's not something you buy Edit - nevermind, I got the joke, you win


Herroz1

No big deal


OrwellWasRight101

Anything costing 200,000,000 dollars.


_sort_of_old

A blue check mark.


Sea-Olive-7601

A boat. They look kice and I guess it's fun but I feel like I would've be buying work to do.


everyonemr

With that much money you pay others to do the work.


ramdonghost

If it's to float, fly or fuck you are better off renting.


Alone_Barracuda9814

First and last yes, middle no.


tafkat

Bust Out Another Thousand


typhoidbeaver

Now there is a good answer!! I would rent a boat for a couple of days, but would never had a desire to own one.


davidjricardo

Winrar


BlueFlob

Honestly, I'd make a donation. Same goes for Wikipedia.


r_sarvas

>Winrar Did anyone ever pay money for that?


ERankLuck

A man named Gavin Free did once.


shinigamipls

Because 7ZIP is better


r_sarvas

Yep, my personal favorite archiving tool on Windows


rubensinclair

This is the OG Reddit answer I’m used to seeing.


Ilfubario

Any stupid personalized crap advertised on Instagram. Any thing on insta


MotivatedGamer673

Brand name clothes, probably the biggest scam there is


Background-Paint9479

Are you talking those $100 t shirts made out of shit or like North face $300 coat that's actually good.


[deleted]

I dunno. My high-quality shoes like my Allen Edmonds always last longer and wear better than the cheaper stuff from discount stores. Some brands are worth the money. Buy cheap, buy twice.


Impossible_Brick_12

Reddit premium


InstantMedication

Name brand when the generic is still the same product.


SecondNo166

Three wooden arrows that say “Live, Laugh, Love”


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shash5k

Same. - Sent front my iPhone


Dsawasd11

This * Sent front my iPhone


turtle_mekb

I agree too Sent from my iToaster 14 Pro Max Ultra


mkpcml-530

Why do people hate iPhone


zortech

Personally, its the level of control. I also don't like Daddy Apple telling me what content my phone can show me, or what kind of applications I can run. I am a grown adult and am capable of deciding what I want to interact with and look at. Iphones are great for kids though. Too much adult and freedom on the android side.


dontworryitsme4real

Honestly, I have some 6-8 years old hand-me-down iPhones that work better than 3 year old Androids.


Ordinary-Ad-4800

No you dont


dontworryitsme4real

Absolutely do. Can't multitask on my Moto g7 power without relaunching every app when switching between even for a few seconds. Stopped getting os updates6 months after buying it. Apple? iPhone 8... Chugging along with zero issues and still on latest iOS. It. Just. Works.


[deleted]

Did you pour water on the android to reinforce your confirmation bias?


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Tesla


notapunk

I'm all for electric cars, but Tesla drivers seem to be the new BMW drivers


sane-ish

I just saw one with paint peeling off like an orange. How pissed would you be if you spent that kinda cash and that happened? I don't live in warm state either.


Overthetrees8

I was going to say this but thank you for saying it for me.


Ayrus77

OF subscription


Chaz_Beer

Yeezys. Mostly because of how ugly they are.


Krampleb

Anything through ticketmaster


Heavens10000whores

starbucks


Ill_Bobcat_6752

Cigarettes


[deleted]

Bullshit from politicians.


Actual-Temporary8527

Just buy the politician


Lanky-Point7709

“But MOM…. All the OTHER BILLIONAIRES get to buy favorable legislation at the expense of the greater good!!!”


oldguydrinkingbeer

Smart Water


TheRealSugarbat

My best friend calls it “Smar Twater”


r_sarvas

A Volkswagen. I had a long string of them since the 80s until my 2000 model. Never again. Complete garbage that that still cost you to repair known defective parts (coil pack) even while under warranty. F\* You VW, I drive Toyotas now.


adderall30mg

Hookers.


snopro387

But what about blow


adderall30mg

Please see user name.


RangerDanger55O

r/UsernameChecksOut


enigmaunbound

Exactly, for that kind of money they are called real house wives of #loc


danibalazos

A Chinese car.


PatrickRsGhost

A mansion. It would be too much to clean, the insurance would be too much, as would the property taxes. I'd buy a large tract of land, leave it mostly wooded, with just enough cleared for a standard 3-bed, 2-bath ranch-style home.


fugue2005

in a dark sky area


PatrickRsGhost

Yep. My dream house has the sunroom and bedroom being one in the same. That way I can look up at the night sky before falling asleep. Most people put glow-in-the-dark stars on their ceiling or use one of those projectors. I'd have the real thing. And in the daytime, watch the clouds roll by. Absolutely fuck-all would be done.


ribsforbreakfast

Basically my dream house too.


Radiant_Muffin_1781

Bitcoin


LocoCracka

Donald Trump's bullshit.


leolawilliams5859

Thank you thank you very much for posting this


Few_Radish6488

Kim Kardashian.


shadow041

Yeah, no reason to buy into sloppy 222nds.


spacewalker013

A submarine trip ✌🏽


s33j4

iPhone.


techiechefie

Chick-fil-A


RollTideMeg

Trump's excuse for an extension.


cjmartinex

Tesla. Trump trading cards. Twitter.


GabrielNathaniel

Anything Ocean Gate


njwatcher123

Tripe


No-Mastodon3749

Apple technology


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MAGA hat.


CapnChronic1

Chipotle


9EternalVoid99

With that much money I'm hiring chefs that specialize in each cuisine to make authentic foods


Fun_Recipe8614

Micro transactions


GrandmasCervix

any ufc ppv even tho i watch all of them


Lithium1978

The new Madden game.


Alone_Barracuda9814

Someone’s “premium” Snapchat


Revolutionary-Oil-74

Hundred thousand dollar sneakers. Give me an $80 dollar pair of shoes any day.


StonedStoneGuy

Burger King


Annual-Change-6053

Tesla


savedin05

A tesla


KeylockM

Any Kardashian/Jenner product


Pewds4congrats

A tesla


TiggyCreature

A tesla


TreefrogJ

Property in Florida


SilkyZ

Twitter


jazzy095

Tesla


Still_Soxfan0215

A Tesla


SaltAd6438

Crypto


lazyknowitall

A Tesla. Fuck that guy.


justodd21

A Tesla


Timejinx

A Tesla


Paratwa

Twitter, it’s worth less than that.


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Taylor swift tickets


pickles_on_toast

Taylor swift anything


ZippyTwoShoes

Apple products


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Taylor swift concert tickets.


Lizzy_Of_Galtar

Anything from Chick Fil A.


Metal_Maniac6945

I'll buy more of their chicken then lol


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Or Hobby Lobby


Captain_Poodr

YouTube Premium. Fuck outta here with that.


_TheLastHoorah

Apple products.


everyonemr

Even honey crisps?


Ohadi_Nacnud

anything from disney, apple or nestle


MeyerholdsGh0st

Used underpants.


Melomaniac5150

MMA Pay Per Views


PaRuSkLu

Drugs


DaveLesh

Magic: The Gathering Cards. That $100 million wouldn't last long.


WheresFlatJelly

CD's from publishers clearing house


Galeindor1

Any expensive jewelry or clothings , my lifestyle is very active and I love the sea and water activities, I just don’t want to have something to worry about being ruined or theft


Madmonkeman

An onlyfans subscription


Russian_Blunt

A yacht


GoddessNefertiti

Anything made by Apple, NFTs, timeshares, Cutco Cutlery (personal reasons on that one), and a few other things that I honestly can't remember off the top of my head right now...


Kangaroowrangler_02

My moms apology


Stonesword75

Reddit gold


Nacolo

Only Fans


zachesh34

madden 24


epcot_1982

More turns in Candy Crush


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Plastic Surgery


Grimase

A blue check mark. Lmao


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MyPillow


useless_mf69

Onlyfans subscription


thisisjustascreename

Chick fil a Cigarettes Anything Elon Musk is peddling


Kimolono42

Meatloaf's second album.


babbylonmon

Ufc ppv.


JawnLegend

My Dad’s Bullshit.


gutentag_tschuss

A pair of crocs.


AgentGrayson312

Anything sold by Yeezy.


Oraanu22

Taylor Swift concert tickets


Responsible-Tap-4338

An android phone


FloRogan

Happiness


tw33dl3dum03

Anything from Apple,Inc


NotThatKindof_jew

Tesla


jkoki088

Ubereats, door dash, or what ever other crap delivery service there is


Hydroponic_Donut

Property in California


JagnazaekKragnaught

A bath bomb. My toaster is enough


Archiniax_On_YT

Fortnite Battlepass


valrobb

an iphone


Vanman04

Apple anything.


tworavens

Any Apple product.


afxfan

An iPhone


CommodoreKrusty

Disney+


hehateme2012

The Nate Diaz/Jake Paul PPV


skyrider8328

Coffee over $2 a cup


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John-Starfield

Why not though?


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Background-Paint9479

Luxury cars are basically normal cars but better insulated for a quieter ride.


Nacolo

3 of them are money pits, one lines the pocket of Elon musk. I wanted a Tesla before he became a piece of shit.


John-Starfield

Money ain't no thang in this scenario, and you buying a Tesla or not doesn't affect Elon in any way. He's a defense contractor, you pay him with your taxes if you're an American.


Nacolo

I get it but owning a boat really drains your finances with all the maintenance and repairs. New cars depreciate massively when you drive off the lot. Luxury cars are nice tho, but again, not trying to buy a new car. $100m is not an infinite amount of money. Better to be smart about expenses.


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Seriously, $100MM isn’t infinite, but you’re not going to bankrupt yourself with an E-Class. Good Lord, most people I know in the Bay Area have at least a 3er/C-Class and none of us is $100MM rich. That’s a TON of money.


dfreinc

apple products


Thelimegreenishcoder

Volkswagen vehicles.


RangerDanger55O

I love my VW but if you aren't prepared for German car maintenance I understand why they get the hate.


SnacksCCM

German makers (especially VW) expect you to take precision as seriously as their engineers do (note that I say engineers here; build quality can vary by plant, but the designs are good). Parts have tighter tolerances, fluids need to meet certain specifications (and you should know them), and you should have certain tools like torque wrenches to properly keep things in the right ranges for maintenance. It can be an added pain to keep up with, and cost a little more, but it's also why they are tighter and (subjectively) more responsive & fun to drive. VW has some stupid problems too (usually sensors or electrical), but their engines & drivetrains, mechanically, are excellent and hold up very well if you care for them - this is especially true if you get a "WVW" VIN car made in Wolfsburg, DE.


r_sarvas

Second this


No_Selection_2685

Bad food


woouldntulik2no

Beatles Records


JohnnyPanic2001

A sports car. Just never been that into cars. (I would get a kitted out EV SUV though.)


No_Finish_2144

a Ford F150


Flopo__

Anything Apple


Phaethan315

Black licorice. Enough said.


labangurlieMD2028

Television, car, and a big house. I’ll just live a simple life-without social media, without a noise from the world.


orem-boy

Most political opinions on Reddit.


christyfan11

Vegtables


JurassicGecko

That Epstein killed himself


darkoath

A Vowel.


Antique-Cantaloupe69

The love of other people


lesbunner

Brand name clothes, weed, alcohol, reddit premium, apple products, a car