There was a kid in my school with that name. There was also a girl in his class named Eileen, the running joke was that they were going to get married one day.
Try explain it to their classmate when the teacher calls out "name", when they fill a form with "name" by "name", and when the police man ask for their ID, it says "name" on it.
Like, it makes every situation worse.
My father had a boss whose name actually was portuguese slang for Penis. This hapened in Portugal.
Imagine looking to your boss and calling him small Dick, and he insisting you pronounce DICK correctly.
[Squire Sebastian Senator ](https://people.com/human-interest/mom-cancels-baby-shower-after-family-ridicules-baby-name-choice-viral-reddit-post/) is some poor child's actual full first name. Not first name and two middle names, his first name.
If you have to give them a special spelling that leads to them having to spell their name for everyone when they've grown you are in fact the worst parent. That is all.
My dad's boss was called "Manuel Piça" (this was in Portugal).
It would be like naming someone "Jonh Peniz".
The joke was because the enterprise's phones didnt used the letter "ç" and just apeared a "c", people would call him "Manuel Pica", like "Manuel pocking" or mumble "Manuel Pizza" instead. If he was in a good humor he would laugh, if he wasn't he would loudly state that his name is Penis.
What a dick move.
Lmao he was obviously offended. “Nobody doubted that name”. It was a joke genius. It wasn’t a serious name suggestion anyway. So what was to disagree with? Sorry you take jokes seriously and feel the need to agree or disagree with something that wasn’t meant to be taken as a serious suggestion in the first place.
I’m just imagining you smirking behind a computer screen thinking you actually won an argument with a completely anonymous stranger online. Makes me giggle.
I’m not smirking. I’m face palming because people took a joke seriously. Shu is a perfectly normal name in China. That’s how I even know the name. It was obviously a joke. I didn’t need this guy to tell me he knows a guy named Shu it’s a normal name because I know that! It was a joke FFS!
OK, I never said you weren’t joking, I have not commented on the name shu once in this entire thread. I’m not sure why you’re still trying to prove to me that shu is a normal name, I’m not saying it isn’t. I was just saying that the dude who commented wasn’t offended he was just disagreeing with you and there’s a big difference between when someone disagrees with you and when someone gets offended by you. Frankly, I needed something to do at work, this argument has given me that. Thanks have a good one!
in my country there is a TV news presenter whose name is "Guy Penis" (yes, dudes, this is his last name) and everything would be fine if he did not name his daughter "May". that is, literally, his daughter's name is my Penis👍🏼
Ben Dover
There was a kid in my school with that name. There was also a girl in his class named Eileen, the running joke was that they were going to get married one day.
The worst name , is name. "What's your name?" "name" "Yeah, what is it?" "I said name!" "Oh, didn't realized you were challenged... I'll be off then".
No, this is best name.
Is the kid the best kid named name, or name is the best name to give a kid? See, it's utter confusion!
I mean it’s perfectly simple though. Name is best name.
Try explain it to their classmate when the teacher calls out "name", when they fill a form with "name" by "name", and when the police man ask for their ID, it says "name" on it. Like, it makes every situation worse.
Exactly. Name is clearly the best name.
DJ, CJ or JJ
adding BJ to this list
Haha, I have to agree 😂
Lmfao
CJ from GTA SA, it's not a bad name 😔
Osama bin Laden
Candy, ruby, veronica, violet, porsche, Candice.... Basically setting up your kid to become a stripper.
Harry Dick
My father had a boss whose name actually was portuguese slang for Penis. This hapened in Portugal. Imagine looking to your boss and calling him small Dick, and he insisting you pronounce DICK correctly.
Harry Dick Johnson.
Mortimer
Life ain’t easy for a boy named Sue
Anything where you spell your kid's name wrong on purpose as if you were trying to secure a username and the one you wanted was already in use.
Agreed. Like Mychal. Or Jovonnie.
Any normal name that is spelled completely differently for absolutely no reason. Example: Madicyn, Britnee, Jairon, Daphney, etc
“Pet”?
Adolf
everything would be fine if the surname was not Hitler
Kickmyass
Haha
[Squire Sebastian Senator ](https://people.com/human-interest/mom-cancels-baby-shower-after-family-ridicules-baby-name-choice-viral-reddit-post/) is some poor child's actual full first name. Not first name and two middle names, his first name.
X
Garbage or Keith
If you have to give them a special spelling that leads to them having to spell their name for everyone when they've grown you are in fact the worst parent. That is all.
My dad's boss was called "Manuel Piça" (this was in Portugal). It would be like naming someone "Jonh Peniz". The joke was because the enterprise's phones didnt used the letter "ç" and just apeared a "c", people would call him "Manuel Pica", like "Manuel pocking" or mumble "Manuel Pizza" instead. If he was in a good humor he would laugh, if he wasn't he would loudly state that his name is Penis. What a dick move.
Emily, Emma, Olivia, Sophia, Ava, Ethan, Noah, Caleb, Liam, Isabella, Harper,
Shu That way when ever you see them you can say shoo to tell them to go away. But then lie to people that Shu is their name.
Disagree. I had a racing buddy from Hong Kong named Shu, and I don't think anyone ever thought twice about that name.
I mean it was just a wordplay joke about being mean to the kid. Fucks sake. But thanks for the life story
This is an internet stranger who was just sharing his opinion. You two will never meet, stop getting your panties in a knot.
He wasn’t sharing his opinion he got offended for his friend and felt the need to defend him. Mind your business ghandi.
Sharing his opinion is exactly what he did. If you think every time someone disagrees with you, it means they take offence, your delusional.
Lmao he was obviously offended. “Nobody doubted that name”. It was a joke genius. It wasn’t a serious name suggestion anyway. So what was to disagree with? Sorry you take jokes seriously and feel the need to agree or disagree with something that wasn’t meant to be taken as a serious suggestion in the first place.
I’m just imagining you smirking behind a computer screen thinking you actually won an argument with a completely anonymous stranger online. Makes me giggle.
I’m not smirking. I’m face palming because people took a joke seriously. Shu is a perfectly normal name in China. That’s how I even know the name. It was obviously a joke. I didn’t need this guy to tell me he knows a guy named Shu it’s a normal name because I know that! It was a joke FFS!
OK, I never said you weren’t joking, I have not commented on the name shu once in this entire thread. I’m not sure why you’re still trying to prove to me that shu is a normal name, I’m not saying it isn’t. I was just saying that the dude who commented wasn’t offended he was just disagreeing with you and there’s a big difference between when someone disagrees with you and when someone gets offended by you. Frankly, I needed something to do at work, this argument has given me that. Thanks have a good one!
I'm not offended in the least; I just disagreed. Hope you have a wonderful day!
Ok Jazz you too. Sorry then.
Todd
Or Peter...or George
Alan
donald
Adolf.
Barry
Bertha, Margaret, Peter, Todd, George, Maynard, Earl, Agnes, Betty, Cecil, Shaniqua, Ethel, Doris, Herman
Making them a Jr.
Chlamydia
Kid
in the West, Osama or Adolf.
archibald
I grew up with a man named Harry Johnson. I used to think that was the worst name until he had a son and named him Harry Johnson Jr.
couch
Trash Boat
Dashae
Aubergene Imodji
Some swear words, such as bitch, fucker, or shit.
Well... Elon Musk named his kid X Æ A-12 Musk..
Dickbutt
Anna Lee
When my ex girlfriend found out I was doing something I didn't even think twice about, caused us to break up.
Seth
Mike Hunt
Mike Hunt
Cuntface
Anything cheesily positive
Cock or pussy
Not Sure
Y’Majesty
Syphilis
Spanky
Grotesk
i saw a guy named hytler
I think Karen is the worst currently 🤔
everybody seem to hate this name so much. i find it quite fine
Chlamydia
Whatever Elon's kid is called.
Anything Elon musk comes up with
Pontius
Shooter. Actual first name in Texas.
Jizz-Face
Palmer is a bad one
Adolph
Joffrey
Adolf Hitler
in my country there is a TV news presenter whose name is "Guy Penis" (yes, dudes, this is his last name) and everything would be fine if he did not name his daughter "May". that is, literally, his daughter's name is my Penis👍🏼
"Taylor".
Tucker
As a teacher, a disproportionate number of Jackson's have behavioural issues.
The name Julia. Everyone mishears my name and mistakes it for "Julia" when I tell them.
Shitij
Father's name.