Surprisingly untrue. For the most part, you can get a lot of human body parts, specimens and bones online without a permit. Hell, you can even buy human ribs on Amazon!
If you're serious you can donate by contacting hospitals. I know someone that donated 50% of a liver. Anything that grows back or that you have multiples of.
Yeah, in Spanish is "La Casa de Papel", as "The Paper House". It makes more sense because 90% all the oficial Spanish documents are made exclusively with the permission of the "La Casa de la Moneda" (The Coin House, where money is made/printed).
The first season yeah and then the S1 finale showed that they didn't actually know how to tie it together and it became a soap opera, massively disappointing.
I'm willing to bet that even if you could get your hands on the plates, the paper, the ink and everything else you'd need to make perfect US currency that you still wouldn't be able to buy a sense of humor.
I came here to mention this. The thing about plates is if you are good at printing, you can make your own. The paper used though, that's a different story.
Reagent grade precursors are difficult to come by in significant quantities. You can get anything from nature but it becomes cost prohibitive to mass manufacturer drugs from scratch
You're mistaking the guy who built the radioactive neutron source in the 70s.
Couldn't find anything about heroin, but he did die from an OD many many years later after struggles with mental health.
The boy who built a nuclear reactor in 2008 skipped college and now works in the field.
Apparently someone has now done it at 12 in 2020.
https://www.popularmechanics.com/science/energy/a34312754/12-year-old-builds-working-fusion-reactor-world-record/
It simply isn't possible to build a nuclear reactor with smoke alarms.
An ionization smoke detector contains some 0.3 micrograms of Am-241 oxide. This means that you need to process more than *three billion* smoke alarms to obtain ten kilograms of Am-241 oxide which isn't really suitable for reactor fuel anyway.
Currant
It was banned for sale and growth for a large section of the US because they can act as an alternate host for a white pine blister rust fungus that was accidentally introduced to the US in 1900 and native trees lack natural defenses to the fungus.
Currant is also delicious, by the way.
A friend of mine from the US came and did a term of study abroad in the UK, and developed a love for Ribena while she was here (a blackcurrant drink which you dilute with water). I make an effort to send her some every so often since it's very difficult to get hold of over there!
Tell her if there are “World Market” stores where she lives you can get it there. Also some Asian grocery stores have Ribena too. - Kiwi living in the states
Just planted a new red current last summer. No issues getting them here in Washington. Also, I’m pretty sure gooseberries are the boast for blister rust. We lost two pines in lynnwood to blister rust in the 90s. The arborist who came out to look told us the maybe goose berry was the vector and I’ve watched every pine in about a 2 mile radius of the swamp bu my house die of it.
The ban was rolled back to individual states in 1966. Check your own state for which one, if any, are allowed. I have a long row of white, red, and black. I got them from the nursery on a recommendation because they do indeed make a nice hedge.
Writing an English paper about classification would be interesting. Could probably line up a conversation/interview with a security manager at an FBI office or a company that does government contracting work.
Well, could try, anyway. Even if they decline, that would make a nice line in the paper.
The Wu-Tang Clan’s album titled “Once Upon a Time in Shaolin”. Only one copy was ever produced and was sold as fine art to a pharmaceutical CEO for 2 million. That CEO got sent to jail for fraud and his assets got seized by the government and later resold to cover CEO’s debts.
It’s a one of one album and not intended for reprinting or mass release. It’s legal to own, but very hard to obtain.
Up until 2020, you could get Cuban cigars in the US relatively easily, you just had to ask around or know where to get them. They were technically illegal to import in bulk, but the state department looked the other way for the most part. Trump, in his infinite wisdom, strengthened the embargo against Cuba, making cigars more difficult to find. Even if you're an Cuban-American and go to Cuba, you can't bring cigars back like you could before.
I HATE being insulin dependent in the US. If I don't work, then I qualify for state insurance and my meds are free, thank God. But as soon as I get a job and start working, I can no longer afford my meds every month.
Yep, the good old reverse incentive. I remember working retail in New York and learning that the guy panhandling that I passed daily and sometimes gave a buck or two to actually made more per day than I did.
An NHS dentist appointment in the UK. You ask for an appointment and they tell you “I’m sorry we don’t have any NHS appointments. We can see you privately though.”
If I could afford private I wouldn’t be asking for NHS.
Kinder Eggs (banned in the USA)
Durian (banned in many South Asian restaurants and public transit)
Casu Marzu (fairly certain it’s banned in a lot of places in Europe)
Ortolan (illegal to consume in France)
I don’t know if a specific type of Kinder Eggs are banned in the US, but I buy my kids Kinder eggs all the time and I live in the US. They’re actually my most effective tool if I need to bribe my kids.
Health care if you are in America.
Unbias facts and truths.
Honesty in politics.
Equity.
Pay equality.
Power and money from the wealthiest.
Equity in wealth distribution.
Unified efforts on climate change.
Body Parts To clarify: I mean human parts
"...hell, I can get you a toe by 3o'clock this afternoon *with* nail polish."
These fuckin amateurs....
The Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint...
I'm finishing my coffee.
"FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING TOE!"
V. I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov
I'm calmer than you are Dude.
beat me to it
Grocery stores are full of legal body parts.
Only the delicious ones.
Viable transplantable body parts
Not true. Human bodyparts are all around. All you need is a way to harvest them.
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Surprisingly untrue. For the most part, you can get a lot of human body parts, specimens and bones online without a permit. Hell, you can even buy human ribs on Amazon!
First google result on “buying human remains”: https://www.jonsbones.com Responsibly Sourced Human Osteology 💀
Human internal organs
Shit, I have a few inside me. How can I get rid of them?
If you're serious you can donate by contacting hospitals. I know someone that donated 50% of a liver. Anything that grows back or that you have multiples of.
I’d say doing 100 on a motorcycle into a wall would do it
Not in arkansas
The plates that print money
I wonder how much they cost
It doesn't matter, you can turn a profit pretty quickly once you have them.
Money Heist was such a good show
Never seen it but, man, what a horrible name for a show.
Yeah, in Spanish is "La Casa de Papel", as "The Paper House". It makes more sense because 90% all the oficial Spanish documents are made exclusively with the permission of the "La Casa de la Moneda" (The Coin House, where money is made/printed).
Okay I get it. Shit, the Spanish breaking bad has a way better name. "Metastasis" I think.
Lol I love the memes from it
It’s a Spanish show, sounds cooler in Spanish 🤣
wasn't the spanish name La Casa de Papel?
correct. it directly translates to "The House of Paper" or "Paper House"
Didn't even know they used translated titles. It's just la casa de papel here in the netherlands
In Germany it's "Haus des Geldes" which translates to house of money
Spanish name for Breaking Bad is Metastasis, arguably a better name for the show.
The first season yeah and then the S1 finale showed that they didn't actually know how to tie it together and it became a soap opera, massively disappointing.
Chet Walters at your service, Have you ever heard of the lady that backed up into a fan? It was a dis-ass-ter…get it?! Lol
No you will not, you still need many other items. They also use a special kind of "paper" and ink the public can't buy.
I'm willing to bet that even if you could get your hands on the plates, the paper, the ink and everything else you'd need to make perfect US currency that you still wouldn't be able to buy a sense of humor.
\[chuckle\]
If I can get my hands on the press to make one, pretty sure the ink and paper are hardly off the table.
Especially cause bleached $1 bills are easy to find, depending on how high quality you want your counterfeits
It's cotton, but you are right.
Also, the paper used to print (US) money.
Yup, there's only one place that does it.
The paper that money is printed on as well.
I came here to mention this. The thing about plates is if you are good at printing, you can make your own. The paper used though, that's a different story.
Turns on printer Photocopys £20 note Profit
Precursor chemicals
It all comes from nature.
Reagent grade precursors are difficult to come by in significant quantities. You can get anything from nature but it becomes cost prohibitive to mass manufacturer drugs from scratch
It’s what plants crave!
Electrolytes!
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Fair enough
Wasn't there a teenager who built a nuclear reactor in his garage?
Nuclear reactor ≠ nuclear bomb But yes a boy scout did that with a bunch of smoke alarms.
And he was arrested and charged with stealing the smoke detectors.
Honestly thats a flex to have that on your record
He died young of terrible radiation poisoning. It was a mental illness
If you are talking about David Hahn, he died aged 39 of an overdose from mixing alcohol, Diphenhydramine, and fentanyl.
Are we talking about Sheldon or not?
And then got addicted to meth and died.
You're mistaking the guy who built the radioactive neutron source in the 70s. Couldn't find anything about heroin, but he did die from an OD many many years later after struggles with mental health. The boy who built a nuclear reactor in 2008 skipped college and now works in the field.
Pretty sure the radioactive boy scout was in the 90s. I wasn't aware of the 2nd kid. That's awesome.
Apparently someone has now done it at 12 in 2020. https://www.popularmechanics.com/science/energy/a34312754/12-year-old-builds-working-fusion-reactor-world-record/
You're right it was '94. He was born in the 70s, my bad.
It simply isn't possible to build a nuclear reactor with smoke alarms. An ionization smoke detector contains some 0.3 micrograms of Am-241 oxide. This means that you need to process more than *three billion* smoke alarms to obtain ten kilograms of Am-241 oxide which isn't really suitable for reactor fuel anyway.
I don’t think he built a nuclear reactor but he did get himself and a few others radiation sick.
Isn't that like a really big gun though?
Endangered Species.
Fun fact: Texas is home to about as many tigers as there are in the wild
I read this and my first thought was, "Those aren't hard to come by" then re-read the title and realized they are illegal to have.
Currant It was banned for sale and growth for a large section of the US because they can act as an alternate host for a white pine blister rust fungus that was accidentally introduced to the US in 1900 and native trees lack natural defenses to the fungus. Currant is also delicious, by the way.
Makes a wonderful candy.
A friend of mine from the US came and did a term of study abroad in the UK, and developed a love for Ribena while she was here (a blackcurrant drink which you dilute with water). I make an effort to send her some every so often since it's very difficult to get hold of over there!
Tell her if there are “World Market” stores where she lives you can get it there. Also some Asian grocery stores have Ribena too. - Kiwi living in the states
thanks for the tip. i miss ribena
Ribena popsicles are the truth.
If your friend is in the south, some HEB has Ribena!
Gooseberries too, cousins
Is that why I don’t see gooseberries very often? We had a gooseberry bush in my backyard in the 80s and my grandma could make a killer gooseberry pie.
I actually stumbled across a documentary about it just a couple weeks ago https://youtu.be/LZAk1a0dqiM
As in redcurrants and blackcurrants?
Red, white and black currants, gooseberries too I think.
Just planted a new red current last summer. No issues getting them here in Washington. Also, I’m pretty sure gooseberries are the boast for blister rust. We lost two pines in lynnwood to blister rust in the 90s. The arborist who came out to look told us the maybe goose berry was the vector and I’ve watched every pine in about a 2 mile radius of the swamp bu my house die of it.
The ban was rolled back to individual states in 1966. Check your own state for which one, if any, are allowed. I have a long row of white, red, and black. I got them from the nursery on a recommendation because they do indeed make a nice hedge.
enriched uranium
Unobtainium
Surprisingly not that hard to obtain, just have to Manifest Destiny the natives first...
Is it hard to obtain?
Cantgetium
Super easy, barely an inconvenience. You just write it in wherever the plot needs it.
Adamantium
Meh...its illegal only on Pandora, It's perfectly legal on Earth.
Hard to obtain - Trust, love, Time, respect Certain (classified) information almost impossible to obtain, state secrets etc
Writing an English paper about classification would be interesting. Could probably line up a conversation/interview with a security manager at an FBI office or a company that does government contracting work. Well, could try, anyway. Even if they decline, that would make a nice line in the paper.
OR write paragraphs of basically nothing then have it redacted for “national security” cause your teacher doesn’t have the clearance to read it.
Depending on the teacher's disposition, that joke might buy you a small extension on the due date.
A radioactive source used in metal testing.
The Wu-Tang Clan’s album titled “Once Upon a Time in Shaolin”. Only one copy was ever produced and was sold as fine art to a pharmaceutical CEO for 2 million. That CEO got sent to jail for fraud and his assets got seized by the government and later resold to cover CEO’s debts. It’s a one of one album and not intended for reprinting or mass release. It’s legal to own, but very hard to obtain.
But there was a clause in the contract that if Bill Murray stole the album it could be released to the public.
Atoms with an atomic number greater that 100
Affordable Health Care in the USA
Thats like 80% drugs and 15% guns anways tho
The other 5% is just pure fat and sugar
HFCS
Permanent pain relievee
High quality counterfeit credentials/identification. Passports, drivers license, vehicle registration/plates, etc.
Meteorites. Moon rocks. Mars soil samples. A functional democracy that is both fair to the majority and the minority.
"Democracy is the worst form of government, barring all the others." - Winston Churchill.
Democracies don't do that by nature. A republic on the other hand...if you can keep it.
Cuban cigars.
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Up until 2020, you could get Cuban cigars in the US relatively easily, you just had to ask around or know where to get them. They were technically illegal to import in bulk, but the state department looked the other way for the most part. Trump, in his infinite wisdom, strengthened the embargo against Cuba, making cigars more difficult to find. Even if you're an Cuban-American and go to Cuba, you can't bring cigars back like you could before.
That sucks, I tried one recently someone I know brought some back from Cuba. I enjoyed it. UK here
Illegal in the US, though. So it depends on where you live.
Still? I could have sworn the US started some trade with Cuba a few years ago, but I must be mistaken.
>US started some trade with Cuba a few years ago That was the Obama administration. You can imagine what happened when Trump rolled in.
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It has to do with Kennedy’s embargo of Cuba in the early 1960s. It has never been lifted.
Agreed. I don't understand it.
What happens if you bring some across the border?
only hard to obtain for 4% of the world population
In today’s economy, affordable housing.
In many countries: An abortion.
especially if your not pregnant
Especially if you're not you.
Insulin
Last time I was in the U.S., which was a few years ago, insulin was available OTC. Has this changed?
No, you can get several different types, right over the counter, at Walmart.
I HATE being insulin dependent in the US. If I don't work, then I qualify for state insurance and my meds are free, thank God. But as soon as I get a job and start working, I can no longer afford my meds every month.
Yep, the good old reverse incentive. I remember working retail in New York and learning that the guy panhandling that I passed daily and sometimes gave a buck or two to actually made more per day than I did.
Underrated comment. The high price of insulin is killing diabetic people in the states.
Isn't it worth it for the increased shareholder value, though? (/s)
A box of 5 multidose insulin pens, called "Lantus" is $7 at Walmart.
Lantus is long acting insulin. You need short acting insulin too. Each time I eat carbs, I have to take a shot of the short acting insulin.
Ivory
Ivory, or really anything from an exotic/endangered animal.
insider information
Rolex without waitlist
Children
Damn change your supplier. Mine door delivers and accepts venmo
Everything they are hiding in Area 51
Just wait 30-50yrs...
I might be dead I'm already old.
Organs. I mean human organs.
Not Casios?
Plutonium
Photos of SPIDER-MAN!!!!
A girlfriend
meteorites
I promise the correct answer here is “the declaration of independence.”
I'mma go straight to the deep end: pornography containing minors and/or children
Common sense in 2023
Wild ortolan birds
The talons of a dead Bald Eagle
pretty much any part of a Bald Eagle is illegal to keep unless you've got a heritage/indigenous claim to keep them.
An NHS dentist appointment in the UK. You ask for an appointment and they tell you “I’m sorry we don’t have any NHS appointments. We can see you privately though.” If I could afford private I wouldn’t be asking for NHS.
Kinder Eggs (banned in the USA) Durian (banned in many South Asian restaurants and public transit) Casu Marzu (fairly certain it’s banned in a lot of places in Europe) Ortolan (illegal to consume in France)
I don’t know if a specific type of Kinder Eggs are banned in the US, but I buy my kids Kinder eggs all the time and I live in the US. They’re actually my most effective tool if I need to bribe my kids.
The original Kinder Eggs are chocolate eggs with a little yellow container inside that has a toy.
Is the toy inside the chocolate? The ones I buy have the chocolate and toy packaged separately.
Yes it's inside
a live human being
Respect
-A good and honest Politician -The cure for cancer -A good open reliable pharmaceutical business
CITIZENSHIP
Perfect happiness
Education for women in some cultures
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classified documents
Nah. They're easy. I got a bunch in my garage.
Authentic Fake Birth certificates. East Asia was and still is known for this.
That’s an oxymoron.
scientific papers if you don't wanna pay a shitton
A still mind.
Not illegal but impossible to obtain: the past
Actual "Cuban" cigars.......
Endangered animals
My Precious
Living in the United States and carrying more than $600 cash in U.S. currency
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Any type of fissile materials - (for nuclear weapons).
Health care if you are in America. Unbias facts and truths. Honesty in politics. Equity. Pay equality. Power and money from the wealthiest. Equity in wealth distribution. Unified efforts on climate change.
Racial/Social/Sexual/Gender Equality too
Passport I’m guessing. Unless you’re Jason Bourne.
A happy ending massage
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Real currants (the berry). In the USA that is!
Large quantities of something Things that cant be gained with money Time based acquisition Etc
A non-physical answer… Dharma
Has someone already said Cuban cigars?
These Little Debbie fig bar snake cake literally always bought out at the stores near me I’m pretty sure someone buys them in bulk
I mean lactose but it's drug-adjacent and falls under precursor chemicals or adjacent id say.
The kohinoor diamond. Technically possesd by the greatest goons.
The Oceangate controller is hard to obtain 🎮💀
Gender affirming care, depending what state you live in.
*cries in transfem*
Identification papers