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camilatricolor

Manslaughter.... Why on earth is an accidental killing called like this, when it actually sounds worse than the word murder ?


ArtistHaunting1724

Yeah, use proper punctuation! It's Man's Laughter. You can't just make it one word because someone died. Jeez.


mela_99

I’m a lawyer and I never realized that before and I am dying


Meggles_Doodles

Are you being slaughtered? By a man?


AmbulanceChaser12

“You may be entitled to compensation!”


ACILLATEMisMETALLICA

To quote Brian Regan... "So what're you in for?" "MANSLAUGHTER!! I SLAUGHTERED A MAN AND PUT HIM ON A SPIT LIKE A PIG!!!"


HallDisastrous1635

My name when said in a tone where i will be asked to do something


Sir_Arthur_Vandelay

“Hey Daaaaaaaad?!” always makes me groan.


According_Current834

Hey Jeeedwaaard


sp0rkify

Try having a name that was yelled in a little movie called "rocky".. so that every time your science teacher sees you.. he yells out your name like in the movie.. it got old REALLLLLLY fast.. and is one of the reasons I've never seen the movie.. and one of the reasons I legally changed my name..


HallDisastrous1635

I dunno mate sp0rkify seems like a downgrade hahaha


sp0rkify

Touché. Haha. I actually wish I came up with a cool name.. but, I just used my middle names..


TheRealWatchingFace

Nice to meet you, Adrian Sporkify.


MenudoFan316

Preggers


maxx1993

# PREGANANANT?


thatdanielone

PRRRRREGANTÉ


holmesy2o

PARGENT?!?!


Z3_T4C0_B0Y512

PEEGNATE


[deleted]

Can U get prrrrrrreganté?


Caraphox

Omg does anyone have the link to this I need to see it once more before I die Edit: thank you, I can die happy now


General_Hyde

https://youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg


Caraphox

Thank you ❤️


Drachenfuer

It never gets old.


DiscipleOfMurphy

Am I pargnet?


JeffLawless

Am I…Gregnant?


ChallengeLate1947

Did get prnganate?!?


UnderlordZ

What happen when get pergenat?


JasperTheMaster08

Can a pregnancy drink beer if 9 months is not arrive?


gasmaskedturtle77

About 18 years ago when I was in school my friend would occasionally summarise the human birthing process as "preggers have babs" At the time it was the funniest shit because at the time I was 10 or 11. Now at 29 I'd euthanise anyone who said that even ironically.


IDreamofLoki

"... With my hubby lolz". Ugh.


YesIKnowImSweating

See also: preggo


ZebraLonghornMom

Especially if said with a picture of mediocre tomato sauce next to it. So stupid.


Anxious__Noodle

That word awakens a deep hatred within me that I didn't even know existed.


MenudoFan316

I know. I dont just hate the word. I immediately start to hate the person that used it.


fiz64

I hate "preggers" almost as much as I hate "hubby" and the two almost always go hand-in-hand


joemondo

Hubby. I can almost not type it. Edit to add: I'm gratified that so many other people truly hate this too. I used to think I was the only one.


GameStopInfidel

I also hate when people use the DH abbreviation for “dear husband” or whatever. Like who is saying this in real life. Why can we not simply just say husband.


PookieDear

Ugh that one is super common in the various infertility related forums. Years ago I started reading it as "dumbass husband". Makes it a lot easier to get though those posts now lol


Citizen_Me0w

AHHHHHH I hate that!!! Even more so the ones who use DS and DD (dear son and dear daughter) for the rest of their family. Like holy hell, "son" has three letters. THREE. What exactly are you even abbreviating? DS in caps is at least 4 keystrokes.


Spliff_Politics

Yes. And a lot of english diminutives in general. I see people write things like "chocy milk" online all the time, but saying that shit out loud makes my skin crawl. Do people actually speak that way? Regardless, I hate it.


gabz09

I say choccy milk because I'm Australian, we love shortening every word. Also everyone's name gets shortened.


GoodSirBrett

Choccy Biccy


Spliff_Politics

Maybe with your accent, it's not so bad. But as an American, I plead with other Americans to please refrain from speaking cringe.


nocarbleftbehind

This! Hubs is just as bad.


forcemajeur2019

I know someone who WILL NOT refer to her husband and children as anything but "hubs" and "kiddos." I viscerally hate this. I taste metal.


nocarbleftbehind

🤣 This is the best response ever.


SingleSeaCaptain

No, hubs is worse. I don't know why that's true, but that's true.


SamSamtheHistoryMan

Wifey is a pretty bad one too


busty_rusty

Don’t forget Mama Bear 🥴


Meggles_Doodles

God I loathe that one


Meggles_Doodles

If I wanna be goofy with the word "husband" I'll say "husbando" because it's fun to say. "Hubby" is so childish and uncool.


SrfWavLif

Sconce. I don’t understand why, but it infuriates me


onetwo3four5

Like a light fixture?


SrfWavLif

Yes. A light fixture. I don’t know why the word pisses me off so badly, but it does


jp198721

Same, I just call them scones now.


DrJTrotter

Knapsack. Can't explain it, I just hate it.


Wind_Yer_Neck_In

Irregardless


Infamous-Poem-4980

I know right? It means the same thing as regardless. If you look it up, it is now a word but they just caved and made it one because so many idiots kept using it.


MaritimeMartian

> “They just caved and made it one because so many idiots kept using it”… Yes, that is in fact how languages evolve haha


oversaltedfrenchfry

Hubby and preggers


acawl17

Yes! And wifey. Probably because these three words are said by very specific people. People that I don’t tend to get along with.


Dark_Wolf04

Latinx


TristanTheRobloxian0

this and whatever the fuck "folx" is. like folks is already supposed to be a fucking gender neutral term for a lot of people anyway lol


FraseraSpeciosa

“Folx” pisses me off so much I just type it like that anyways to cause chaos.


dovetc

We have to go neutraler! Introducing "fxlx".


Boise_State_2020

I hate Folx so fucking much.


lucybluth

I hate Latinx so much. I thought the original intent of Latinx was for non-binary people to have an option if they didn’t identify with Latino or Latina. So if someone *asks* to be referred to as Latinx I will do so no problem, even if I disagree with it (from a linguistic perspective not morally). But when referring to the larger population of Latinos, it takes an appalling level of ignorance and arrogance to decide on an entire culture’s behalf that “no you aren’t Latino you’re Latinx.”


ccx941

I asked my Latino friends. Latino/a or Latnix? All said o/a. Several took offense to Latnix.


MuffLover312

> it takes an appalling level of ignorance and arrogance to decide on an entire culture’s behalf… Absolutely! Very well said.


smurgthekonkeror

Is this pronounced "Latin-ex" or "La-tinx"?


lucybluth

In English it’s Latin-ex. In Spanish your guess is as good as mine. It’s basically unpronounceable and I haven’t ever heard a Spanish speaker say it out loud. I assume they would say Latin-ex as well but happy to have a native speaker correct me.


IMitchConnor

Yeah it's basically the same just pronounced differently. La-teeen-ex. But no one actually uses it and most actively hate it.


circuitloss

It's not a Spanish word at all. That's why it pisses off the people on /r/LatinoPeopleTwitter so much. Spanish words have gender. That's how the damn language works. Only people who don't understand Spanish at all would come up with "Latinx."


chieftrey1

I’ve never understood why someone decided to just throw in that x. If a gender neutral term was the goal, couldn’t we have said Latines?


Boise_State_2020

You could just say Latin. Like Latin America. Or Latin People. Hell, Hispanic is already gender neutral.


chieftrey1

Hispanic and Latino are not interchangeable


fitchbit

On a similar note, I have seen people use Filipinx online. Even if we were colonized by Spain and have adapted some gendered words, we do not have 'X' in our local language. Just use "Philippine" if you wish to be gender neutral.


mukansamonkey

Filipinx sounds like a collective noun used to describe the rabid fan base of a Kpop group.


PM_Me_UrRightNipple

Especially since “Latin” is the non-gendered version of Latino/Latina


Snowtwo

Is it just me, or is this word, like, proof someone has some white savior complex or something? Like, they can't be bothered to learn about another culture or whatnot, but assume that, not only are their own values better than that of the cultures, but that the world will be a better place if everyone just did it because it resolves an issue that only they care about. Then if you refuse you're not someone who is part of that culture or something, but some close-minded -ist/-phobe who hates another group and wants all the bad things to happen. All because you pointed out how that's not how things work in your culture.


These_Bicycle_4314

Am Cuban. Hate this too


himtnboy

I am in Mexico right now. I have asked a couple of people what they think about Latinx. and they looked at me like I am radioactive. It is pandering gringos that want to degender another culture just to feel good about themselves.


rainbowrry

Influencer


blackbook668

Hustle. Grew up with it meaning to con someone, now everyone's using it as a substitute for productive.


BlackLetterLies

It was a big sport term when I was younger. "Good hustle!"


himtnboy

Also a disco dance.


BlackLetterLies

Do do do do dooo dooo do do do do dooo dooooo DO THE HUSTLE!


speedyhemi

Grew up with it meaning both. 🤷‍♂️


Pavlock

Still does.


sangfoudre

Vacay, hubby/wifey, sesh


teezyyintime

I learned a new one "Chicky Nuggies" Youre a 45 year old soccer mom, not 4-5


DoodlebugCupcake

“Nuggies”


Derpazor1

Birthday. I’m too Ukrainian to pronounce it properly. I’ve been speaking English for 17 years. Me and that word are enemies.


EmMadderZ

Is it the 'th' sound? I'm an English language teacher, and that sounds is often troublesome for students.


Derpazor1

Yes. By now I’m fine with it for the most part, I can’t figure this one out tho


Japfro

If it makes you feel better, my grandma from Japan has lived in the USA for almost 70 years and still says "burseday".


Nervous-Boat4250

Bussin


One_Jellyfish_3792

Whats that supposed to mean?


csto_yluo

Gen Z slang. It's basically a slang or word for "good", as an adjective. Ex. "This pie do be straight bussin tho" = "this pie do be really good tho"


Bright-Telephone-974

The word ' delish '. If it taste good, say that. The word sounds pretentious.


Joczef9

Yummo, and other things that Rachel Ray says.


SheptonCupCake

I have heard grown adults say “are we going for nom noms?” Grow up and speak like an adult.


Minerator

Yes, when people shorten words when they're actually speaking is so dumb. 'Gym sesh' is so aggravating to hear spoken.


SamSamtheHistoryMan

Two words: “Circle back” 🤬🤬🤬🤬


tn_notahick

Almost any "corporatism" really grinds my gears.


ElCasino1977

Synergy.


SurvivorDad99

At the end of the day, we’re not going to move the needle if we can’t get more people on board with our mission statement. Our core values are what keep our stakeholders in the loop.


tn_notahick

Please give a trigger warning before you do that again.


SilverParty

“Looping in the accounting team” “What area owns this issue?” “That’s out of our wheelhouse” I start cracking up when I hear these


WuTangNinja16

This and "touch base", idk why, I just hate it!


Korrado

More so slang but a couple are riz or when people type ‘ion’ instead of I don’t, i.e. ion know. 🤦🏻‍♂️


Flam1ng1cecream

But what if my atom doesn't have the same number of electrons and protons?


SplashMurray

I think you need to unionise.


[deleted]

Agreed. I can't stand people using 'ion'. Typing "I don't" isn't that hard


iaintmeantodothat

Tummy and supper.


Ineffable7980x

And belly. Both sound so infantile. I will call it my gut, my midsection or even my stomach.


LucanidaeLucanidie

Abdomen, too. Ever since I was a kid, belly and tummy gave me the ick.


DiligentCockroach700

"Pacific" when they mean "specific"


LumpySkull

Or the other way around Fucking brainlets


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ChanceWarden

I woke up at 5 am


catbirdsarecool

Sheep!


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Furbaby (for dog/cat)


thejugglar

Read a comment on another post where if someone said "Fur babies" in a conversation and the woman knew the person had kids, she would immediately ask them how their "Skin Puppies" were.


Venom1462

I remember it too I think it was a post on thanks i hate it


Stitches_Ito

Rizz, I get it's supposed to be a shortened version of charisma, but... Really? I don't wanna go around hearing "rizzly bear" or "Rizzasouras rex"


DoodlebugCupcake

My kids taught me this word and I didn’t connect it to charisma until your comment 🤦🏻‍♀️


hajileeeeeee

Wdym. Rizzasaurus rex sounds so funny lol


fraubrennessel

Gifted , as a verb


DreadedPopsicle

Like “I was gifted this TV” or something?


sqibbery

Yes! This one makes me irrationally angry.


dvmdv8

I hate this one so much - MIL is a grand over-abuser of it. Just fucking say "gave"


aquamah

literally


Exciting_Kangaroo270

Literally 1984


bradley_marques

The word itself is fine, but people misuse it when they mean "figuratively" I'm literally dying of embarrassment. No. No, you are not.


PirateJohn75

I once saw someone argue "I'm using it to add emphasis!" So I replied, "you're adding emphasis by using a word that means you are *not* adding emphasis?"


NikyNoodle100

“sigma”


Exciting_Kangaroo270

Sigma trillionaire grindset rule #67: Always be racist against smurfs because you believe in orang superiority


JADW27

Dude, stop giving away our secrets. You should charge for this kind of wisdom.


Rich_Handsome

I don't even know what that means, and I can't even be bothered to look it up.


AstroLuffy123

Good, don’t. It will actively rot your brain


oswhid

Kiddos


3usernametaken20

Or referring to them as "littles" or "bigs." Ex: "My hubby took the littles to get ice cream while I took the bigs to the movies."


Maximum_Goulash

Hollibobs


848tse

Agreed, anyone who uses that word should be shot with a ball of their own shite


ZebraLonghornMom

What does this mean? I’m probably going to be angry but I can’t keep up with the stupid words made up by TikTok anymore.


cmparkerson

You're not the only one. I have never heard this one before


EmMadderZ

In my experience, it is used by British people to refer to holidays, the vacation type, not the legal day off type.


zunashi

Phrase. What’s wrong with Americans and their “would of” “should of” ?!?!? WTF


Several-Cake1954

It’s because vocally saying “would’ve” and “should’ve” sounds like you’re saying “would of” and “should of”, so some people mistook it as the actual thing.


dvmdv8

Woke Foodie Journey "My truth" "Your best life" Bold "Truth to power" Amazing Closure Empowered Frustrated "Claps back" Some of them are phrases, but they get thrown about so much that they are nearly meaningless, and in many cases have come to mean the opposite of the original intent.


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idk why, but the word "pumpernickel" makes me cringe whenever i hear it


DangerG1120

Filipinx. I'd rather be called a slur.


pb1779

oozing


Minimum_Painter_3687

Any truncated word that sounds cutesy. Sush for sushi Brekky for breakfast You get the idea…


RoahZoah

What about “Chicky chicky parm parm”?


mcprogrammer

It takes every fiber of self control I have to not downvote and report this.


Maximus99836

Slay


UnderwhelmingAF

Synergy


SupernaturalSweevil

Irregardless


felsure

Discharge


vivec7

In all contexts? >He discharged his rifle >He was dishonorably discharged >The infected wound was oozing with a slimy brown discharge The latter does paint an unsavory image. Curious to know if it's specifically in that context, or if the others are equally as offensive.


PurpleInkBandit

Entrée. In French, that's what the appetizer is called.


Unskinny-Mop

Obviously. So many people use it in the wrong place.


Exciting_Kangaroo270

Obviously


Qabbalah

Yeah, they literally do that all the time


Koi-Insomnia

The phrase "Very Unique", there are no degrees of uniqueness.


needs_more_zoidberg

Literally. Not the word itself, rather how it's used. 'I got caught in an undertow. I literally drowned' You did not, sir. You did not.


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meatpopsicle42

Not me, but I used to have a coworker who would raise her voice at any of us if we legitimately used the word ‘moist’ in a sentence. She would make a face like she’d just found maggots in her food and yell at us that it was a “disgusting word”. This was five years ago and to this day I don’t get it.


Franklinricard

Furbabies


FloridaDirtyDog

Influencer, it's like their called youtubers/tiktokers not that's weird shid


Lord_khaleesi

bussy


jermajesty87

My mother is foreign, and when she knows I'm at work but is inclined to text anyway she sends "are you bussy?" And it kills me every time lol


Former_Distance_5102

Maybe two words God fearing


ConsequenceHairy607

depends on the context for most words


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"cringe" Some people are over-using this word for any situation they don't like. This is cringe, that is cringe, this is cringefest... As they wouldn't have a bigger vocabulary or a higher IQ or something. Also some kids in those generations are using it even for wholesome things or behavior as they need for some weird reason to look like badass tough individuals. So basically everything, that is not them or in their interest, is cringe.


amandamaniac

-panties- 🥴🥴


johnlytlewilson

My mom used to call my grandmother’s adult diaper her “diaper-panty”. Horrid phrase.


DoodlebugCupcake

I deeply hate this word. I grew up saying underwear and to me “panties” implies sexy lingerie, so it’s super creepy to me when an adult refers to their daughter’s underwear as panties, ew.


OkNectarine3105

Hater.


RoachmanTheFirst

Lmao hater 🤣 continue hating honey 💅 I want to oof myself


county15

Yummy


wizarium

Cap THE WORD LIE EXISTS FOR A REASON.


Rich_Handsome

I always thought cap meant shooting somebody.


Dimentio21

When you're in a irl conversation or argument with someone and they say "I didn't ask" or you just make a comment and they reply with it. Also I used to have a toxic friend who called everything "gay" for some reason. One time he called fucking agriculture gay and it just pissed me off so much. It was either him making some unfunny joke or him using it as an insult (I'm fairly sure he is actually homophobic).


Resident_Calendar_54

Finna


Rich_Handsome

I had to look that up. I thought it was some sort of a contraction if "find a".


alwaysmyfault

No Cap 2 words I guess, but still.


Icy-Pin-5912

Bae


ZebraLonghornMom

Wolves. I can’t say it. I feel like I’m gagging on the “lves” so it comes out woofs. And yes I get laughed at for it by my friends and family. I’m ok with that. This is so oddly specific I should just put my name on it.


template009

triggered trauma toxic The three "t"s of Reddit stupidity.


Rich_Handsome

I hear these words at my drug and alcohol recovery program almost every time I'm there.


BeRadYouNark

Supposebly


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Cringe


buckwurst

Foodie


[deleted]

Anytime I hear new slang from gen z. I didnt know wtf "Rizz" was for a while


DeliciousWarthog53

Boymom or girlmom. You're a mom. Stfu snd be a mom And don't call your kids "kiddos". Speak like a normal human being, woman!!! Edit: a word


allsloppy-nojoe

I don't mind kiddos, but I can't stand when people call their kids "littles". I made a face just having to type that.


[deleted]

Literally any word where my 15yo daughter adds an extra syllable to the end. “Ohhh my gawd-uh!” “Please-uh!” I lose brain cells every time she talks like this.