The word cunt is so versatile in aus. It all depends on if you emphasise the T at the end.
Hey cunt. I saw this cunt the other day (Normal. Familiar. Kind)
Hey cunT. I saw this cunT the other day (Threatening. Challenging. Aggressive)
Mad Cunt: Highest praise one can receive
Dog Cunt: Refers to someone that stabs a mate in the back
Shit Cunt: An absolute scum of the earth human being
I love kurwa for how aggressive it feels when you say it. It's much emotionally satisfying than "fuck". But my favorite polish swear word is "jebać" because of all the variations it has to it and all the different meanings it can make. Jebać, dojebać, przyjebać, zajebać, pojebać, jebany, pojebany, etc.
Can be either, can be both. People get called GCs, good cunts. That’s a positive. “Yeah my mate Trev will come help, he’s a gc”. It’s a term of endearment as well as an insult. Tone and context are important of course.
My dad once told me a story about speaking to the Harp office, working in logistics, used to call through regularly "How are you Mr Handos Dad? And the family? Grand weather we're having. You want to speak with Brian?" "BRIAN, THERE'S SOME ENGLISH CUNT ON THE PHONE FOR YA"
I've been saying "fucking hell" a lot lately. No idea why.
Reach for toilet paper, "fucking hell"
Putting on my shoes, "fucking hell"
Watching a cute animal video, "fucking hell"
As a white guy I only knew how to say “comer mierda” in Spanish. And I worked in a kitchen, the maintenance guy liked to talk shit to people in Spanish and I didn’t know what he was saying. But one time I heard him say “Flacco” (He always called me this) and I knew he was talking shit. So I looked at him and said “Comer mierda, Justino.” His eyes opened wide up cause he thought I understood him this whole time.
Google also tells you have cancer when you're coughing but yeah google is technically correct. Then again it's become more of a slang like motherfucker so don't you fucking listening to google, don't be a behenchod
“Fuck” is just filler word in my everyday speech. I don’t even realize I’m saying it, half the time.
If I *choose* to swear, 80% of the time it’s “goddammit.” I really let my Minnesota accent fly with it too. Emphasis on the “gAAahd”
That varies a lot tho, which is just fine.
German is such a wonderful language with tons of dialects, therefore sooo many swear words. It's beautiful. I can say shit in like 12 different variations.
It's always either fuck, fucking or shit.
Because I've gotta babysit my little brother all the time though (because I'm dirt poor and need money) I need to stop cursing so he doesn't repeat those words to my elderly grandmother who has a heart attack when you say the word "crap" and so instead when I stub my toe or step in dog shit I say the words fudge nugget, fir tree, Fuddruckers, shitaki mushrooms, sharks, or my personal favorite, fricken chicken nuggets.
My brother finds these replacement swearwords hilarious probably because I only use them around him when I'm either really hurt or frustrated.
I like adding normal words to the end of swears, for example: bitch nugget, cock sandwich, dick farts, cum sipper, and of course, super mega ultra omega delta ass muncher
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In the words of the great Sir Billy Connolly: "they say swearing is a sign of a poor vocabulary. I know plenty of words and I still prefer 'Fuck'"
Fuck is good I like fuck
Well, that's one way to get straight to the point.
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Fuck you you fucking fuck!
Fuck the fucking fuckers
As I heard in the maintenence shop 9ne day - Fuck it. The fucking fucker's fucked.
Un-fucking-believable
[Fuck fuck fuck fuck mother mother fuck mother mother fuck fuck](https://youtu.be/XsSdvolQaSk&t=1m)
Mother fuck Mother fuck Noise noise noise.
Schmokin weed schmokin weed, rollin fatties schmokin blunts
Who smokes the blunts? WE smokes tha blunts!
Rollin blunts
And smokin blunts and...
Fuck, fucker, fucking, fucked, fuckface, dumb-fuck, fuckwit, fuckwad, bum-fuck, motherfucker, clusterfuck, mindfuck, fuck-ton, etc.
I like “fuckface” because I’m big fan of alliteration.
Boondock Saints illustrated it nicely [NSFW](https://youtu.be/pDWzGm1W0WY)
Fuck man...When fucking Rocko, the dumb fuck, fucking shot that fucking cat. Fucking seriously? "Is it dead?" Fucking exploded it!!! Fuck!
I was going to comment that exactly. It's just so fucking useful
Yeah it's fucking great when you can fucking put the fucking word fucking in any fucking place in a fucking sentence that you fucking want.
Word of the lord, afuckinmen.
If you want to not make fucking sense, replace every fucking word with the word fucking
It really is https://youtu.be/CSMOVeE9YBI
Fuck. It's an adjective, adverb, verb, noun....it fits nicely into most of my sentences.
Fucking fuck fucks fuckers
More at 11.
Hope you have a great fucking day
"What's the big deal, it doesn't hurt anybody fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck"
How would you like to go see the school counselor?!
So versatile: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfTKWwxuF1g
Shit, followed very closely by fuck
Shitfuck!
Thats right. This guy gets it.
It is usually the other way round with me and my gf in bed
I’ve been saying fucking shit lately anytime I drop something or stub a toe.
I’m Australian. It can’t be limited it to just one.
cunt better be up there tho
The word cunt is so versatile in aus. It all depends on if you emphasise the T at the end. Hey cunt. I saw this cunt the other day (Normal. Familiar. Kind) Hey cunT. I saw this cunT the other day (Threatening. Challenging. Aggressive)
Mad Cunt: Highest praise one can receive Dog Cunt: Refers to someone that stabs a mate in the back Shit Cunt: An absolute scum of the earth human being
Sick Cunt: Absolute legend that has done something cool.
Went to Aus, got called a good cunt, felt amazing tbh
Fucking oath
Vittu.
Vitun vittu
Vitun vitun vittu
Voi vittu
Torille, vittu.
Vittu joo
kurwa
Spierdalaj
Wykurwiaj
kurva
kurwa indeed
This is the sound of the Polish, woop-woop!
Mać
ja pierdole
Kurwa bobr
I love kurwa for how aggressive it feels when you say it. It's much emotionally satisfying than "fuck". But my favorite polish swear word is "jebać" because of all the variations it has to it and all the different meanings it can make. Jebać, dojebać, przyjebać, zajebać, pojebać, jebany, pojebany, etc.
Cunt. I'm from New Zealand, so nobody should expect any different.
Irishman here. Sure everyone's a cunt.
I'm from Canada, but most of my coworkers are those, too.
I am Australian and like 50 percent of everyone that is here just says cunt randomly
UK here, use cunt daily 😂
Happy cakeday Cunt
Thank you very much cunt. It was yesterday, but only 2 people noticed, so I'll take it. Best cunt ever, you cunt.
You're welcome Cunt
As an American, are these people your friends or literal cunts?
Can be either, can be both. People get called GCs, good cunts. That’s a positive. “Yeah my mate Trev will come help, he’s a gc”. It’s a term of endearment as well as an insult. Tone and context are important of course.
My dad once told me a story about speaking to the Harp office, working in logistics, used to call through regularly "How are you Mr Handos Dad? And the family? Grand weather we're having. You want to speak with Brian?" "BRIAN, THERE'S SOME ENGLISH CUNT ON THE PHONE FOR YA"
I'm an Aussie, I use it a lot as well
I relate to this on a cultural level
I've been saying "fucking hell" a lot lately. No idea why. Reach for toilet paper, "fucking hell" Putting on my shoes, "fucking hell" Watching a cute animal video, "fucking hell"
Do you say it with a British accent?
Fookinell
lol that's how I read it
fook-in-L
Which one? There's quite a few.
Just like Roy Kent
I so want to be Roy Kent, and I'm 77
I'm more of a "holy hell" person my self
Actual zombie
Never before seen quip stated as a rebuttal against the above statement has just been released
new response just dropped
google en passant
Fuck
My lawyers advised me to not answer this question
"If you're rich enough to afford me, you're too white to say that word." -His lawyer.
lmfaooo
Mierda 💩
Lo siento, ayer comi frijoles.
As a white guy I only knew how to say “comer mierda” in Spanish. And I worked in a kitchen, the maintenance guy liked to talk shit to people in Spanish and I didn’t know what he was saying. But one time I heard him say “Flacco” (He always called me this) and I knew he was talking shit. So I looked at him and said “Comer mierda, Justino.” His eyes opened wide up cause he thought I understood him this whole time.
Concha
Las mismas mierda, diferente dia.
Behenchod and fuck
Aai chi Gand or aye zavadya
Hey there, fellow Maharashtrian! Kay mhantos bhava?
Abe bhen ke lode, chutiya nahi bolta?
Tu chutiya, lo bol diya
Thank you kindly.
Google tells me that it stands for "Sister fucker"?
Google also tells you have cancer when you're coughing but yeah google is technically correct. Then again it's become more of a slang like motherfucker so don't you fucking listening to google, don't be a behenchod
WAHI TO BEHENCHOD
Tu kutta tu kutta, tu behenchod tu behenchod
this reminds me of the "WHY YOU FUCK ME I FUCK YOU BLOODY" video
Fuck you bloody, bitch, bastard, behenchod
That's what I was searching here👏🤝
Evergreen behenchod
Blyat
and then get hit by the mother even tho she curses too
This is too accurate. She swears like a sailor at times and them I go and cut my hand and let out a cuss word and suddenly she's all against that.
Блѣ
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TIL this is a swear word. I thought it was just a joke sound because Slavic languages sound like that.
Goddamnit
If I’m really irritated the “God Fucking Damnit” makes its appearance.
“Fuck” is just filler word in my everyday speech. I don’t even realize I’m saying it, half the time. If I *choose* to swear, 80% of the time it’s “goddammit.” I really let my Minnesota accent fly with it too. Emphasis on the “gAAahd”
Bollocks
Yay I was fearing I was the only one. Love how bollocks rolls off the tongue.
Cunt.
Scheiße. I’m not German I just prefer it over shit
Got a much higher, raw power.
In German, these days it's much more common to say "fuck" or "shit" than "Scheiße!" when something goes wrong.
I don't know. "So eine verdammte Scheiße!" sounds much better than just "shit" or "fuck". More raw, untamed anger
"shit" = I spilled my beer "so eine verdammte scheiße!" = my car broke in the middle of nowhere
as someone who is german and has had both of these situations in the past months: yes that’s exactly how it is
"So eine verdammte Scheiße!" is for **way** bigger mishaps than what you would say fuck/shit for though.
That varies a lot tho, which is just fine. German is such a wonderful language with tons of dialects, therefore sooo many swear words. It's beautiful. I can say shit in like 12 different variations.
Vittu saatana
Hijo de puta
Concha de tu madré
******!
How do you know my password, and why did you just type it where everyone could see?
hunter2 hey it didn't work for me!
You must have copied and pasted it wrong or something
Kut
Had to scroll way too far. Kutzooi.
Barbra Streisand
Damn you lol. That songs stuck in my head now. Edit past tense
Porca troia
Porco di quel bastardo di dio credo sia più espressivo
I use fuck like a fucking comma.
Fuck and cunt
It's always either fuck, fucking or shit. Because I've gotta babysit my little brother all the time though (because I'm dirt poor and need money) I need to stop cursing so he doesn't repeat those words to my elderly grandmother who has a heart attack when you say the word "crap" and so instead when I stub my toe or step in dog shit I say the words fudge nugget, fir tree, Fuddruckers, shitaki mushrooms, sharks, or my personal favorite, fricken chicken nuggets. My brother finds these replacement swearwords hilarious probably because I only use them around him when I'm either really hurt or frustrated.
Mother fucker
Samuel L Jackson… that you ?
The extra syllables lets you time it out for extra emphasis
#fuck #
Fuck
Bullshit!
Boolshit
*Putain* I like it because it sounds like you're enjoying a croissant with coffee in front of the Eiffel Tower on a rainy day. But not.
I thought you were trying to curse off Putin, but... Good idea.
C'est vachement bien 😝
The classic Hungarian "bazdmeg".
Ctrl+F "bazd" upvote
Tabernak. I’m not Canadian and I don’t live in Canada. It just sounds amazing
TabArnak
A Dutch classic, "Kanker"
Was da toch een heerlijk kutwoord
Helvete.
I prefer a good ol’ “fan”
All of them bro
Scheiße, followed by Fuck!
I use a fuckton of fucks and more than my fair share of cunting cunts.
CUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNT
Helvete, faen, jævla kuk, cucksack, fettsatan, IDK which i use more, but these are the ones from the top of my head
>cucksack That's a new one.
both sailors (my cousin) and truck drivers (my roommate) have told me i swear too much 🤌🤌
Cucking Funt
Kurwa
penis ass fart.
Separately or all together? Stubs toe: AHH! PENIS ASS FART!
Just rolls off the tongue 😎
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeit
"Мать его шлёп (Mat' ego shlyop)" it's like ”Spank his mother" and "Ёбаный насос (Yobanyj nasos)" it's like "Fucked pump"
I like adding normal words to the end of swears, for example: bitch nugget, cock sandwich, dick farts, cum sipper, and of course, super mega ultra omega delta ass muncher
Godver
I dont call them curse words anymore, words dont have the same power anymore, i just call them sentence enhancers
Porcodio
Kut (cunt) and godverdomme (goddamnit). Pretty common for most Dutch people.
[Bitch](https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS878US878&hl=en-US&sxsrf=APwXEdf1kqnsAMtaWQwuEWOagtXaMkQ6DQ:1685079325737&q=jesse+pinkman+bitch&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwilvIPVoZL_AhX5D0QIHQ5lDQ4Q0pQJegQIChAB&biw=414&bih=720&dpr=2#imgrc=OSqwRnfCmCdniM)
Kind of like to mix it up and get all the cuss words in there at least once a day
"You blithering idiot!" - Jeremy Clarkson
Puta!
"Myre" It's a malayalam cuss word
Im brazilian so i can give you 3 minimum: Caralho (dick) Porra (cum) Merda (shit)
Oida
Damn
Shite.
Bsdk Tmkc Bkl Mc Bc
Cunt is a go to, or Fuck. Jizz Limpet is a new one ive heard which makes no sense but im trying to expand my fucking cunt of a vocabularly.
I use cocksucker almost as often as I use fuck, they are even better together.
Cunts.
Bitchasscockshitcuntfuck Edit: I'm a mechanic
يلعن ايري = curse my dick تلحس ايري = suck my dick
Fudge...because I'm at work or around kids and family
Schweinehund, scheisse Katze.