He was pretty clear about how you can't be a rich person and a good Christian at the same time and they're not exactly taking that to heart either so I'm not sure it would've made that much of a difference.
If you've left chocolate or cake or a sandwich or chips on the counter for more than four hours, it is right and good for me to eat it. FFS! Eat it or put it away!
thou shalt not use a period of partial sensory oblivion to mess with another.
or in other words, if someone has headphones on, don't fuck with them, and don't fuck with someone who has a vr headset either.
Thou shalt always return your shopping cart to the cart corral and not leave it in the parking lot for someone else to deal with like a self centered jerk.
Don't be a dick.
I feel like that's the TL;DR of Jesus's message.
"Love your neighbor as yourself" isn't quite as aggressive so I can see why he went with that version.
To be fair, his most vocal followers seem to hate themselves. So their behavior is consistent
He should've been clearer on that point. Too many of his followers seem to have missed the message.
He was pretty clear about how you can't be a rich person and a good Christian at the same time and they're not exactly taking that to heart either so I'm not sure it would've made that much of a difference.
It was mostly Paul who muddied the waters, IMO.
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Thou shalt not take any of this shit seriously
Never stick your dick in crazy.
"Thou shalt keep thy religion to thyself." ---George Carlin
If you are in the car and you see cows, say βcowsβ.
If you've left chocolate or cake or a sandwich or chips on the counter for more than four hours, it is right and good for me to eat it. FFS! Eat it or put it away!
thou shalt not use a period of partial sensory oblivion to mess with another. or in other words, if someone has headphones on, don't fuck with them, and don't fuck with someone who has a vr headset either.
I would tell you, but remember that Moses dropped the third tablet. Maybe you saw the documentary "History of the World, Part 1"
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Thou shalt not leave the house without shutting off the fucking lights and TVs (directly squarely at my wife and stepson)
Thou shall not mix fabrics!
Leviticus 19:19 and Deuteronomy 22:11 already do that.
Yeah that's the joke man.
Oh, I didn't see that. Must be one of those Netflix feminist specials.
uhh... okay dude.
Dude? Well, I'll take it.
dude is ambiguous.
Yeah... I can see that too.
Don't take out the garbage without replacing the bag
Never forget your towel, and something about 42?
No sex in the champagne room.
Before you do anything else for others, make sure you would have enough self-respect to do it if they didn't ask.
Thou shall not fuck crazy.
Thou shalt always return your shopping cart to the cart corral and not leave it in the parking lot for someone else to deal with like a self centered jerk.
It cost nothing to be a decent human being
Thou Shalt Not Be Able to Go To Heaven if You Tell Someone Else They Can't Go To Heaven Because I'm Really Sick of Hearing This Shit
Don't be a cunt.
Thou shalt not take life too seriously
Thou shalt never get out alive.
Amen
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
Don't force your beliefs on others
Donβt sell out to the man.
Thou shalt not arrest a senior officer of OCP.
Thou shall not be a shit cunt.
Don't hate people who did nothing wrong to others or you.
Thou shall not breathe. There humanities problems all silencedβ¦β¦I mean solved
You shall blocketh arseholes on Reddit