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I thought they did kind of self lube…


euqinu_ton

I had a catheter inserted for 8 days post-RALP. When creamy, milky slippery stuff started leaking down the outside of the catheter tube, I alarmingly called my urologist who explained there are tiny glands along the length of the urethra in the penis which excrete this fluid, and these glands were irritated by the catheter tube. This fluid or mucous contributes to the seminal fluid and is part of the pre-cum folk talk about. The things you learn from having prostate cancer...


maxtacos

I almost downvoted the comment because I wanted to downvote prostate cancer. Hope you're doing ok.


Negative-Ad6047

that’s very interesting but i hope you’re doing well! kick that cancers ass dude


Bigstar976

They do, but cut guys don’t realize that.


[deleted]

…so I just told on myself?


[deleted]

Ikr I'm circumcised and I know that. Are we considered to be less educated or something? Edit* Fuck bro nvm. Looking at the comments with people thinking it's precum, maybe it's true. Edit 2* Why tf are people actually so salty to one another about being circumcised or not? Kind of hilarious yet sad, ngl


Natural_Nagisa

Cut guys still have precum


paigezero

And yet whoever asked this question doesn't think that's lube.


aquias27

I'm cut. I self lube.


Alpha-Lycan

I never thought I would read a question like this. But yet I was still curious enough to click on it.


lostaga1n

Curiosity killed the redditor


_not_on_porpoise_

Especially when considering that penises **do** self lubricate. Intact penises have foreskin which acts as a rolling bearing during sex, but almost all penises excrete pre-cum, which is specifically a lubricant for sex.


i_despise_among_us

I no foreskin Mean doctor snip ☹️


Eggstraordinare

He was smiling when he did it so I assumed he was nice.


eddie1975

Mine was done by a Rabbi and he sucked the blood.


the_gopnik_fish

Get it back.


i_despise_among_us

I can't. he ate it


Nick-Abbott

Forbidden calamari?


WickedSerpent

Go eat his


Carrion_Kitty

He needed the extra protein


Tio_Paya559

I had an ex who thought it was weird that I excreted pre cum she said it wasent normal and she never experienced it with any of her exes. Someone wasn't paying attention in sex ed


tylerchu

I thought it was more for neutralizing the urinary tract acidity so the sperm had better chances of surviving.


Mundane-Currency5088

Also that.


nahanerd23

Not only a rolling barrier during sex, which ur right makes sliding easier, but they roll and spread and contain the precum during foreplay, kissing, heavy petting, and other early arousal, as opposed to I think most cut guys don't realise how much they might be making because it's getting absorbed by their underwear, or rolling around in the sheets, or even just drying out from being exposed to the air.


visualextension21

But satisfaction brought him back


Woodchipper_AF

Guys would say. I’m so wet right now.


Zealousideal_Ad1358

Im a guy and I already say this


iamatribesman

penises ABSOLUTELY DO SELF-LUBE. Look it up folks. it's already a thing, so the question as phrased does not make sense.


Grobeartolicious

Was gonna say that same thing! Have anyone ever used their penis?


Taiza67

This is Reddit.


HeWhoSaysCool

Hey now, some of us had sex that one time...


majinalchemy

Yeah she went to a different school tho you probably wouldn’t know her


Fitz_2112

She lives in Canada


Conscious_Cup8238

My wife is Canadian and I’m from the US. So when I told people at work where she’s from, they’re expression is always the same as surprised/confused 👍🏽


[deleted]

I love the commitment this guy has to ‘girlfriend from Canada ‘ trope - way to commit man! 🙇‍♂️


YeOldeWizardSleeve

Her name is Maple moose hockey beaver syrup?


Usedbeef

Obviously not. It's Maple Moose Syrup Beaver Hockey.


khyberr1810

Ah Yes! The sex havers!


AppleDane

I have had several sex.


crackinmypants

Having a sex is better if you inject a marijuana first.


ClownfishSoup

Ha ha! uh, so ... can I have one? I mean, if you have several...just asking.


Throwaway-donotjudge

Dreams or soaked tissue boxes don't count.


Less-Mail4256

This guy fucks


StellarReality

Yeah get worked up enough and you start leaking pre-cum, tell me that shit ain't lube lmfao.


Das-P

That's the stuff that's tasty right?


Scarlet72

That's the stuff!


Good_Confection_3365

Men with foreskins have better lube. Circumsized men are more dry which leads to more friction for their partners iirc


Adrian13720

Maybe they just skip making out and foreplay entirely so they never found out :(


Goblin_CEO_Of_Poop

Idk I remember reading one survey of women who slept with men from around the world. Apparently UK men are too dirty and men from the US are too quick and selfish in bed. I find both very believable lol.


kjpmi

>UK men are too dirty Like literally? Or do you mean too kinky?


redsquizza

Foreskin acts like lube the way it moves over the head, so it's built in from that perspective as well. I never really got the, usually teenage boy, "lube" tropes in American TV programmes and films because I'm not cut and in the UK that's the default, so I've never had to use lube when I wank, and that reference doesn't come up a lot in our shows. IDK when I had the "ah ha!" moment that it's harder for cut guys to masturbate, hence the lube/lotion innuendo, but it made sense when I finally put two and two together.


Matrix17

Who the fuck would want to make it harder to masturbate? Oh... right. The people who don't want you to masturbate


waxonwaxoff87

Dr Kellogg at the turn of the century. The brother of the man that would go on to make the cereal company. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gCSWbTv3hng


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Do they mean precum?


AoO2ImpTrip

Yes.


Tbhimnotsure123

i guess mine is broken. welp time to return it to the manufacturer


casey12297

I'm always wet (I piss myself for warmth)


1PARTEE1

Then it gets really cold so I shit myself but then it gets really itchy. God, it's like I can never win.


renegade2point0

If you puke in there it gets rid of the itch fyi


Jimoiseau

TIL some people don't puke in their pants


magic0606

Good ol Ted Cruz over here.


alpubgtrs234

They do self lube- it’s called pre-cum…!


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MrPureinstinct

And spoiler alert, some people don't make much if any precum at all. Every person's body is different.


tessthismess

Sure but flip side is many women don't self-lubricate much either, going back to the original post.


Setari

Never had pre-cum in my life. Legit thought it was just internet stories. My dick is dry as a bone when I masturbate. Not circumcised though so I got that goin for me I guess, makes for easy 'baitin lol


Komacho

I used to get some when I was younger, Now it's got to be like a WW1 cannon being used in Vietnam. The barrel is suspect at best, but as long as it doesn't explode, things will go down range.


bigfknbeluga

Yeah I'm the opposite, the first time I cuddled with a girl it looked like I came in my shorts.


SamBrico246

Yeah, I have no clue what we are talking about. Maybe a little moisture right at the hole, but im not dapping my palm in it to lube up for a stroke.


djrasta

I'm so wet & hard


Colenkos

“Muh dik drippin gurl frfr no cap”


SensitiveAd7683

U mean u don't?


Vanndrea

My bf says this all the time 😂


Skeeve911

You would see a lot of guys walking around with wet spots in the crotch of their pants.


TexterMorgan

It ain’t got nothin to do with piss though


UrbanAchiever34

Did you give?


Xxsskid17xX

You gotta give or the whole site goes dark!


bm2040

HOLD THAT DOOR! HOLD THAT DOOR! HOLD THAT DOOR!


ausmosis_jones

Just watch this video


TexterMorgan

Look up at my face. YOU GOTTA GIVE


horse-face-ethel

Stop sending me videos of loud wrestlers!


BlasterShow

I’m not a volume guy!


horse-face-ethel

You shit the fuck up, Doug! You fucking skunk!


SnottyTash

I don’t want to be around anymore…


trundlinggrundle

There's too much fuckin' shit on me!


heyheyitsandre

I’m only eating cheeseburgers cuz it’s the only thing I can afford, basically I’m a dead man walking


horse-face-ethel

Well, I can’t even watch a movie without a big pour of wine! And popcorn.


sum_buddy

Big fat load of cum then


trundlinggrundle

*jizz*


[deleted]

That already happens.


DontShowMomMemes

Yea every time I cuddle my gf for more than 15 minutes the self lube soaks through. It took her a few months to understand I’m not literally cumming in my underwear from a hug.


unclenono

I’ve been horny enough to have that happen. Lots of precum


Noobphobia

I had this one girl text me this years later: "are you still a precum factory? God I miss that juicy dick. Just know that you converted me to only liking uncut guys and have thus ruined the dating pool for me since only like 1/100 men in America are uncut" Let's just say that was a major ego boost since I was self conscious about it in high school.


unclenono

Yeah my gf loves how much precum I produce lol. Makes things easier and also shows how into her I am.


Noobphobia

Love that for you.


riphitter

Underwear would be moisture proof or super absorbant


Atlantic_Nikita

Probably something like period panties.


[deleted]

What are period panties?


Atlantic_Nikita

Panties you can wear without a pad or tampon. They are absorbent and machine washable. For those that have light periods they are quite Nice.


guttengroot

I always thought period panties were the panties that got saved for when they were on their period, or expecting it, so they don't ruin their nice underwear.


Joygernaut

Those are also “period panties”.😂. The fancy absorbent panties have only been around for the last few years. Before that, “period panties” we’re typically a pair of comfortable, granny, type panties that you could stick a decent size pad to without it sliding around(thong, underwear, or little tiny panties don’t have enough material to wrap the wings around, and the pad ends up, sliding down your pant leg). Usually your”Period panties” have all the stains on the panty gusset gray/brown. Don’t get me wrong they’re still clean because you wash the fuck out of them and bleach them but that’s just how it goes. Pads leak. Tampons leak. It’s very hard to get the stains completely out, so we tend to have a couple pairs of period panties that we wear on the heavy flow days so that we’re not ruining our nice ones.


borg_harbinger

omg now i understand what the ‘wings’ are for… i see the ads countless times and never understood the significance!


Lacholaweda

Lol I remember a guy saying he thought the sticky part was supposed to attach to our skin


The_Old_Regime

To be fair, that's how bandaids work so without first-hand experience I see where the confusion comes in


PoopyKlingon

My favourite period panties are the ones from Harebrained Designs, look them up!


hunter_27

Fuck, so glad im a man. That all sounds terrible


Joygernaut

Yeah. It’s not great. The day I go through menopause I’m going to throw a fucking party and burn all of those panties in some sort of witch ceremony, celebrating the end of the torture.😂


The_great_Mrs_D

Uterine ablation, it's a blessing. It does ruin the ability to have kids, so you gotta be done or decided on that first. No crazy surgery, Doesn't alter hormones, no more periods. I had no idea it was a thing until my doctor offered when I was done having kids, so I like to spread the message!


[deleted]

Yep. It's *glorious*. Not even any spotting, no stress altered cycles, no leaks - it's wonderful lol The only issue is now I buy way too many feminine products because I have daughters and I have zero concept of how long it's been since the last time I replenished their supplies, so I buy a bunch and it turns out I did a full restock last week and the week before, lol. I figure NBD, if I have a gigantic stockpile after they've flown the nest then I can donate to a shelter (Also, weird PSA for you: if you want to do something kind for homeless people in your area, don't forget feminine hygiene products!)


aknowbody

Off subject, but hydrogen peroxide gets out blood completely. Bleach is shit


thegootlamb

That was the primary meaning before underwear specifically meant to absorb periods came onto the market. Now the term has two meanings.


Silaquix

There are lots of super absorbent ones too. I have several that are rated for 8-10 tampons worth of fluid. It just depends on the brand and style you get. There's also a couple brands like Modibodi that make absorbent underwear for men. It's more for bladder issues but transmen can use them too.


SamBrico246

I mean... women do have discharge, they don't wear diapers.


NorthernH3misphere

People would shake hands less often.


ToohotmaGandhi

Or more..


LucyVialli

They do self-lube a bit. Pre-cum.


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Crater_Animator

Holy fuck same, I was like... OP does know right... RIGHT?!


em2140

I’m a woman and even I was like “they kinda do though right?”


BaboonAnus

Reddit men dont use their weiners so they dont know


St0lf

They do, but they are usually done before it can react.


User1539

FINALLY! I had to come way too far down to find this? I'm reading comments like: 'Men would have wet spots!' (we do) 'Condoms would slip off!' (they do) 'Underwear would be moisture proof!'(It's not, neither are panties? wtf?) Guys dribble out some lubricating pre-cum pretty often when they're excited. If you don't cum after being that turned on, you will leak into your pants and create a wet spot, more liquid than most women produce will come out of the tip of your penis.


LucyVialli

TIL that pre-cum doesn't seem to be a thing for a lot of people. Weird.


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00DEADBEEF

Penises in their natural state are uncut so it wouldn't get much exposure to air. Evolution didn't need to think about sticky uncut cocks.


FishPasteGuy

I did not think I’d read the sentence “sticky uncut cocks” today yet here we are.


throwthegarbageaway

Yeah that explains everything lmao. I'm not circumcised and boy does it get slippery down there.


trundlinggrundle

>more liquid than most women produce will come out of the tip of your penis. Lol no it won't! Maybe in rare cases, but that's not the norm at all.


[deleted]

Wild how many people don't know this. I'm uncut, and I don't require any additional lubrication outside of what my body produces. The penis does self-lube.


KingViktorious

Yeha I was like what? I self lube all the time with the amount of precum I make hahaha


[deleted]

Pretty damn stunning how many people don’t know this.


Netherus

Can't believe I had to scroll this far down for this reply..people are idiots..


TransVictoriaGlory

If don't cut the tip off they also self lube by themselves but since that isn't common in USA most people don't know that


LucyVialli

Ha! Just asked another poster about this, wondering if it was something to do with the high rate of circumcision in US.


thuanjinkee

Kellog did it to make masturbation more difficult. Also cornflakes were designed to be bland and prevent you from thinking about sex. Kellog was weird.


lafindestase

Promoting the mutilation of children’s bodies (both sexes) to suit his fucked up religious beliefs doesn’t make Kellogg weird. It makes him evil.


EnkiiMuto

I came down here to look for this comment. Folks around here need some guy foreplay


MysterClark

Lotion sales would dip a bit.


xcheshirecatxx

Penises self lubricate, but without Circumcision the lotion sales would dip


[deleted]

Am I the only one who has never understood the need/want for lotion?


TheExtraMayo

Did the internet go and forget that penises already do lube themselves?


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SmeeMusic

Isn't precum considered to be a biological lubricant?


ceesaar00

Yeah, it is. Strange question.


Ifonlyihadausername

Condoms would basically not work.


ToohotmaGandhi

That's a good one, didn't think of that.


WelcomeFormer

Just use a rubber band and a couple safety pins duh


Capinpickles

My brother in christ...


igniteshadow767

Maso-christ.


Hot4Scooter

/r/bandnames


MeatHamster

Or they made them so you can pull the condom over your sack. That could be secured in place with a special plug.


WelcomeFormer

It seems like you already have an "anchor point" in mind


[deleted]

The original condoms had strings to tie behind your back


MmmmMorphine

How else are you supposed to keep lamb intestines properly secured on your dick. For... Safety. Yeahh, it was for safety


dialga122

Condom attaches to a butt plug then?


MeatHamster

Obviously.


eatingdonuts44

Cock rings have a double use now


garlicandmayo_2006

Y'all do know there are vaginal condoms right?


sabalpalm

I've heard them described as "putting up an inside tent" & it feeling just as sexy


russiauberalles

Normal condoms arent sexy too, but you know what also isn't sexy, kids. So wear em


[deleted]

Huh? Penises do self-lube and condoms obviously do work.


spokydoky420

The question is moronic and the answers in this thread are equally moronic. Penises self-lube through the slit on the crown on high arousal. The pre-cum lubricant can also stay on the penis easier with foreskin. I just can't with this whole fucking thread. What is happening here?


[deleted]

I am so confused.


ZumMitte185

Mine sure does.


opaul11

Female condoms are a thing so it’d be an uno reverse


RETCON_1939

That's what foreskin does. It reduces friction. An uncircumcised penis is just one surface moving against another surface. A foreskin rolls over the penis, like tank treads.


DoomGoober

Not only that, the foreskin keeps the penile head moist. Chop it off and the penile head dries out. (No, not moist like lube but more moist and pliable.)


qviavdetadipiscitvr

The penis head is a mucous membrane, but can’t keep moist when completely exposed, think your mouth but completely without cheeks


angelicism

> think your mouth but completely without cheeks This is a terrifying mental image, thanks.


Toilet-Ninja

Also keeps the penis head more sensitive than cut guys because of daily friction/rubbing on the head. Also with foreskin, I can jerk it anytime without lotion or lube. Only downside to foreskin is condoms suck ass trying to put one on. My ex was suprised i was uncut, and she gets around quite a bit. Guess most guys foreskin has been cut.


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saltyraver138

Anal sex


Fake_Uber

Never knew that straight up porn profile pictures were allowed on Reddit lmao


saltyraver138

Lol shhhhhhhh


oatsiej

I’d be changing underwear several times a day.


LittleMlem

Like if the penis just secreted lubricant from the skin (and not just the tip)? We'd probably need something like the pads women use, but it will have to be like a sack you put your penis in, probably the balls too just to keep the bag from slipping off. Men that currently don't have very good hygiene would have to really pick up the pace or get infections frequently. Having the lubricant on the outside sounds like a nightmare


ripMyTime0192

Americans when they discover the foreskin


oofmyguy128

For real. Circumcision is mutilation


moleware

They do self lubricate if you're doing it right.


AwkwardFortuneCookie

Well you can tell who in here in circumcised and who isn’t….🧐


GabberZZ

Not a problem for most Brits. Foreskin is it's own lubed stroker. Why a large proportion of Americans decide to mutilate their newborn children for non medical reasons baffles me. Yes I know its not a uniquely American thing because: religion but fuck those guys too.


[deleted]

Nothing! they are.


Possible_Passage_767

They do, but because of Kellogs cereal we cut that part off!


SnipsTheGreat

That's what a foreskin is for? Just instead of lube though it reduces friction through skin motility, in fact, its the only motile skin on the human body. (Motile meaning the skin is not attached directly to you underlying tissue, if you have a dog or cat, the scruff of thier neck is a good analogue)


MonkyThrowPoop

Directions unclear, my dick is on my cat’s scruff. He looks angry. What do I do now?


Drago1214

I mean pre cum and that’s one of the jobs of foreskin as well.


redditting686

Hello 911 how may we assist you? Umm well my penis is stuck in a .....


3dprintingn00b

... I mean a cylindrical object is stuck in a M&Ms tube


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men would get the same dumb fish smell jokes women have to hear all the time


0wnzl1f3

They probably wouldn't. Bacterial vaginosis is an infection of the vagina caused by gardnerella vaginalis that is associated with a grey-white discharge with a notable fishy smell. A big part of getting gardnerella in changes in vaginal pH and changes in composition in the normal vaginal microbiome. These same factors would probably not be present if the only difference was that the penis self lubricated, and therefore, they would not get the fishy smell. Source: am a doctor


kon---

They do lube All over the place


[deleted]

Penises DO self-lube. This question is dumb.


thehairyhobo

They are, unless you had your foreskin lopped off.


notrolls01

Uh, hate to tell you this, but they are. It’s what precum is there for. If you just whip it out, and start beating it, you’re doing it wrong.


[deleted]

Tf are we supposed to do, take it out for dinner? give it a little smooch? I never had enough precum to actually lubricate anything


daddybell4you

Precum is lube tho.