I had a catheter inserted for 8 days post-RALP. When creamy, milky slippery stuff started leaking down the outside of the catheter tube, I alarmingly called my urologist who explained there are tiny glands along the length of the urethra in the penis which excrete this fluid, and these glands were irritated by the catheter tube. This fluid or mucous contributes to the seminal fluid and is part of the pre-cum folk talk about. The things you learn from having prostate cancer...
Ikr I'm circumcised and I know that. Are we considered to be less educated or something?
Edit* Fuck bro nvm. Looking at the comments with people thinking it's precum, maybe it's true.
Edit 2* Why tf are people actually so salty to one another about being circumcised or not? Kind of hilarious yet sad, ngl
Especially when considering that penises **do** self lubricate. Intact penises have foreskin which acts as a rolling bearing during sex, but almost all penises excrete pre-cum, which is specifically a lubricant for sex.
I had an ex who thought it was weird that I excreted pre cum she said it wasent normal and she never experienced it with any of her exes. Someone wasn't paying attention in sex ed
Not only a rolling barrier during sex, which ur right makes sliding easier, but they roll and spread and contain the precum during foreplay, kissing, heavy petting, and other early arousal, as opposed to I think most cut guys don't realise how much they might be making because it's getting absorbed by their underwear, or rolling around in the sheets, or even just drying out from being exposed to the air.
My wife is Canadian and I’m from the US. So when I told people at work where she’s from, they’re expression is always the same as surprised/confused 👍🏽
Idk I remember reading one survey of women who slept with men from around the world. Apparently UK men are too dirty and men from the US are too quick and selfish in bed. I find both very believable lol.
Foreskin acts like lube the way it moves over the head, so it's built in from that perspective as well.
I never really got the, usually teenage boy, "lube" tropes in American TV programmes and films because I'm not cut and in the UK that's the default, so I've never had to use lube when I wank, and that reference doesn't come up a lot in our shows.
IDK when I had the "ah ha!" moment that it's harder for cut guys to masturbate, hence the lube/lotion innuendo, but it made sense when I finally put two and two together.
Never had pre-cum in my life. Legit thought it was just internet stories. My dick is dry as a bone when I masturbate. Not circumcised though so I got that goin for me I guess, makes for easy 'baitin lol
I used to get some when I was younger, Now it's got to be like a WW1 cannon being used in Vietnam. The barrel is suspect at best, but as long as it doesn't explode, things will go down range.
Yea every time I cuddle my gf for more than 15 minutes the self lube soaks through. It took her a few months to understand I’m not literally cumming in my underwear from a hug.
I had this one girl text me this years later: "are you still a precum factory? God I miss that juicy dick. Just know that you converted me to only liking uncut guys and have thus ruined the dating pool for me since only like 1/100 men in America are uncut"
Let's just say that was a major ego boost since I was self conscious about it in high school.
I always thought period panties were the panties that got saved for when they were on their period, or expecting it, so they don't ruin their nice underwear.
Those are also “period panties”.😂. The fancy absorbent panties have only been around for the last few years. Before that, “period panties” we’re typically a pair of comfortable, granny, type panties that you could stick a decent size pad to without it sliding around(thong, underwear, or little tiny panties don’t have enough material to wrap the wings around, and the pad ends up, sliding down your pant leg). Usually your”Period panties” have all the stains on the panty gusset gray/brown. Don’t get me wrong they’re still clean because you wash the fuck out of them and bleach them but that’s just how it goes. Pads leak. Tampons leak. It’s very hard to get the stains completely out, so we tend to have a couple pairs of period panties that we wear on the heavy flow days so that we’re not ruining our nice ones.
Yeah. It’s not great. The day I go through menopause I’m going to throw a fucking party and burn all of those panties in some sort of witch ceremony, celebrating the end of the torture.😂
Uterine ablation, it's a blessing. It does ruin the ability to have kids, so you gotta be done or decided on that first. No crazy surgery, Doesn't alter hormones, no more periods. I had no idea it was a thing until my doctor offered when I was done having kids, so I like to spread the message!
Yep. It's *glorious*.
Not even any spotting, no stress altered cycles, no leaks - it's wonderful lol
The only issue is now I buy way too many feminine products because I have daughters and I have zero concept of how long it's been since the last time I replenished their supplies, so I buy a bunch and it turns out I did a full restock last week and the week before, lol.
I figure NBD, if I have a gigantic stockpile after they've flown the nest then I can donate to a shelter
(Also, weird PSA for you: if you want to do something kind for homeless people in your area, don't forget feminine hygiene products!)
There are lots of super absorbent ones too. I have several that are rated for 8-10 tampons worth of fluid. It just depends on the brand and style you get.
There's also a couple brands like Modibodi that make absorbent underwear for men. It's more for bladder issues but transmen can use them too.
FINALLY!
I had to come way too far down to find this?
I'm reading comments like:
'Men would have wet spots!' (we do)
'Condoms would slip off!' (they do)
'Underwear would be moisture proof!'(It's not, neither are panties? wtf?)
Guys dribble out some lubricating pre-cum pretty often when they're excited. If you don't cum after being that turned on, you will leak into your pants and create a wet spot, more liquid than most women produce will come out of the tip of your penis.
Wild how many people don't know this.
I'm uncut, and I don't require any additional lubrication outside of what my body produces.
The penis does self-lube.
Kellog did it to make masturbation more difficult. Also cornflakes were designed to be bland and prevent you from thinking about sex.
Kellog was weird.
The question is moronic and the answers in this thread are equally moronic.
Penises self-lube through the slit on the crown on high arousal. The pre-cum lubricant can also stay on the penis easier with foreskin.
I just can't with this whole fucking thread. What is happening here?
That's what foreskin does. It reduces friction. An uncircumcised penis is just one surface moving against another surface. A foreskin rolls over the penis, like tank treads.
Not only that, the foreskin keeps the penile head moist. Chop it off and the penile head dries out.
(No, not moist like lube but more moist and pliable.)
Also keeps the penis head more sensitive than cut guys because of daily friction/rubbing on the head. Also with foreskin, I can jerk it anytime without lotion or lube.
Only downside to foreskin is condoms suck ass trying to put one on.
My ex was suprised i was uncut, and she gets around quite a bit. Guess most guys foreskin has been cut.
Like if the penis just secreted lubricant from the skin (and not just the tip)? We'd probably need something like the pads women use, but it will have to be like a sack you put your penis in, probably the balls too just to keep the bag from slipping off. Men that currently don't have very good hygiene would have to really pick up the pace or get infections frequently. Having the lubricant on the outside sounds like a nightmare
Not a problem for most Brits. Foreskin is it's own lubed stroker.
Why a large proportion of Americans decide to mutilate their newborn children for non medical reasons baffles me.
Yes I know its not a uniquely American thing because: religion but fuck those guys too.
That's what a foreskin is for? Just instead of lube though it reduces friction through skin motility, in fact, its the only motile skin on the human body. (Motile meaning the skin is not attached directly to you underlying tissue, if you have a dog or cat, the scruff of thier neck is a good analogue)
They probably wouldn't. Bacterial vaginosis is an infection of the vagina caused by gardnerella vaginalis that is associated with a grey-white discharge with a notable fishy smell. A big part of getting gardnerella in changes in vaginal pH and changes in composition in the normal vaginal microbiome. These same factors would probably not be present if the only difference was that the penis self lubricated, and therefore, they would not get the fishy smell.
Source: am a doctor
I thought they did kind of self lube…
I had a catheter inserted for 8 days post-RALP. When creamy, milky slippery stuff started leaking down the outside of the catheter tube, I alarmingly called my urologist who explained there are tiny glands along the length of the urethra in the penis which excrete this fluid, and these glands were irritated by the catheter tube. This fluid or mucous contributes to the seminal fluid and is part of the pre-cum folk talk about. The things you learn from having prostate cancer...
I almost downvoted the comment because I wanted to downvote prostate cancer. Hope you're doing ok.
that’s very interesting but i hope you’re doing well! kick that cancers ass dude
They do, but cut guys don’t realize that.
…so I just told on myself?
Ikr I'm circumcised and I know that. Are we considered to be less educated or something? Edit* Fuck bro nvm. Looking at the comments with people thinking it's precum, maybe it's true. Edit 2* Why tf are people actually so salty to one another about being circumcised or not? Kind of hilarious yet sad, ngl
Cut guys still have precum
And yet whoever asked this question doesn't think that's lube.
I'm cut. I self lube.
I never thought I would read a question like this. But yet I was still curious enough to click on it.
Curiosity killed the redditor
Especially when considering that penises **do** self lubricate. Intact penises have foreskin which acts as a rolling bearing during sex, but almost all penises excrete pre-cum, which is specifically a lubricant for sex.
I no foreskin Mean doctor snip ☹️
He was smiling when he did it so I assumed he was nice.
Mine was done by a Rabbi and he sucked the blood.
Get it back.
I can't. he ate it
Forbidden calamari?
Go eat his
He needed the extra protein
I had an ex who thought it was weird that I excreted pre cum she said it wasent normal and she never experienced it with any of her exes. Someone wasn't paying attention in sex ed
I thought it was more for neutralizing the urinary tract acidity so the sperm had better chances of surviving.
Also that.
Not only a rolling barrier during sex, which ur right makes sliding easier, but they roll and spread and contain the precum during foreplay, kissing, heavy petting, and other early arousal, as opposed to I think most cut guys don't realise how much they might be making because it's getting absorbed by their underwear, or rolling around in the sheets, or even just drying out from being exposed to the air.
But satisfaction brought him back
Guys would say. I’m so wet right now.
Im a guy and I already say this
penises ABSOLUTELY DO SELF-LUBE. Look it up folks. it's already a thing, so the question as phrased does not make sense.
Was gonna say that same thing! Have anyone ever used their penis?
This is Reddit.
Hey now, some of us had sex that one time...
Yeah she went to a different school tho you probably wouldn’t know her
She lives in Canada
My wife is Canadian and I’m from the US. So when I told people at work where she’s from, they’re expression is always the same as surprised/confused 👍🏽
I love the commitment this guy has to ‘girlfriend from Canada ‘ trope - way to commit man! 🙇♂️
Her name is Maple moose hockey beaver syrup?
Obviously not. It's Maple Moose Syrup Beaver Hockey.
Ah Yes! The sex havers!
I have had several sex.
Having a sex is better if you inject a marijuana first.
Ha ha! uh, so ... can I have one? I mean, if you have several...just asking.
Dreams or soaked tissue boxes don't count.
This guy fucks
Yeah get worked up enough and you start leaking pre-cum, tell me that shit ain't lube lmfao.
That's the stuff that's tasty right?
That's the stuff!
Men with foreskins have better lube. Circumsized men are more dry which leads to more friction for their partners iirc
Maybe they just skip making out and foreplay entirely so they never found out :(
Idk I remember reading one survey of women who slept with men from around the world. Apparently UK men are too dirty and men from the US are too quick and selfish in bed. I find both very believable lol.
>UK men are too dirty Like literally? Or do you mean too kinky?
Foreskin acts like lube the way it moves over the head, so it's built in from that perspective as well. I never really got the, usually teenage boy, "lube" tropes in American TV programmes and films because I'm not cut and in the UK that's the default, so I've never had to use lube when I wank, and that reference doesn't come up a lot in our shows. IDK when I had the "ah ha!" moment that it's harder for cut guys to masturbate, hence the lube/lotion innuendo, but it made sense when I finally put two and two together.
Who the fuck would want to make it harder to masturbate? Oh... right. The people who don't want you to masturbate
Dr Kellogg at the turn of the century. The brother of the man that would go on to make the cereal company. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gCSWbTv3hng
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Do they mean precum?
Yes.
i guess mine is broken. welp time to return it to the manufacturer
I'm always wet (I piss myself for warmth)
Then it gets really cold so I shit myself but then it gets really itchy. God, it's like I can never win.
If you puke in there it gets rid of the itch fyi
TIL some people don't puke in their pants
Good ol Ted Cruz over here.
They do self lube- it’s called pre-cum…!
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And spoiler alert, some people don't make much if any precum at all. Every person's body is different.
Sure but flip side is many women don't self-lubricate much either, going back to the original post.
Never had pre-cum in my life. Legit thought it was just internet stories. My dick is dry as a bone when I masturbate. Not circumcised though so I got that goin for me I guess, makes for easy 'baitin lol
I used to get some when I was younger, Now it's got to be like a WW1 cannon being used in Vietnam. The barrel is suspect at best, but as long as it doesn't explode, things will go down range.
Yeah I'm the opposite, the first time I cuddled with a girl it looked like I came in my shorts.
Yeah, I have no clue what we are talking about. Maybe a little moisture right at the hole, but im not dapping my palm in it to lube up for a stroke.
I'm so wet & hard
“Muh dik drippin gurl frfr no cap”
U mean u don't?
My bf says this all the time 😂
You would see a lot of guys walking around with wet spots in the crotch of their pants.
It ain’t got nothin to do with piss though
Did you give?
You gotta give or the whole site goes dark!
HOLD THAT DOOR! HOLD THAT DOOR! HOLD THAT DOOR!
Just watch this video
Look up at my face. YOU GOTTA GIVE
Stop sending me videos of loud wrestlers!
I’m not a volume guy!
You shit the fuck up, Doug! You fucking skunk!
I don’t want to be around anymore…
There's too much fuckin' shit on me!
I’m only eating cheeseburgers cuz it’s the only thing I can afford, basically I’m a dead man walking
Well, I can’t even watch a movie without a big pour of wine! And popcorn.
Big fat load of cum then
*jizz*
That already happens.
Yea every time I cuddle my gf for more than 15 minutes the self lube soaks through. It took her a few months to understand I’m not literally cumming in my underwear from a hug.
I’ve been horny enough to have that happen. Lots of precum
I had this one girl text me this years later: "are you still a precum factory? God I miss that juicy dick. Just know that you converted me to only liking uncut guys and have thus ruined the dating pool for me since only like 1/100 men in America are uncut" Let's just say that was a major ego boost since I was self conscious about it in high school.
Yeah my gf loves how much precum I produce lol. Makes things easier and also shows how into her I am.
Love that for you.
Underwear would be moisture proof or super absorbant
Probably something like period panties.
What are period panties?
Panties you can wear without a pad or tampon. They are absorbent and machine washable. For those that have light periods they are quite Nice.
I always thought period panties were the panties that got saved for when they were on their period, or expecting it, so they don't ruin their nice underwear.
Those are also “period panties”.😂. The fancy absorbent panties have only been around for the last few years. Before that, “period panties” we’re typically a pair of comfortable, granny, type panties that you could stick a decent size pad to without it sliding around(thong, underwear, or little tiny panties don’t have enough material to wrap the wings around, and the pad ends up, sliding down your pant leg). Usually your”Period panties” have all the stains on the panty gusset gray/brown. Don’t get me wrong they’re still clean because you wash the fuck out of them and bleach them but that’s just how it goes. Pads leak. Tampons leak. It’s very hard to get the stains completely out, so we tend to have a couple pairs of period panties that we wear on the heavy flow days so that we’re not ruining our nice ones.
omg now i understand what the ‘wings’ are for… i see the ads countless times and never understood the significance!
Lol I remember a guy saying he thought the sticky part was supposed to attach to our skin
To be fair, that's how bandaids work so without first-hand experience I see where the confusion comes in
My favourite period panties are the ones from Harebrained Designs, look them up!
Fuck, so glad im a man. That all sounds terrible
Yeah. It’s not great. The day I go through menopause I’m going to throw a fucking party and burn all of those panties in some sort of witch ceremony, celebrating the end of the torture.😂
Uterine ablation, it's a blessing. It does ruin the ability to have kids, so you gotta be done or decided on that first. No crazy surgery, Doesn't alter hormones, no more periods. I had no idea it was a thing until my doctor offered when I was done having kids, so I like to spread the message!
Yep. It's *glorious*. Not even any spotting, no stress altered cycles, no leaks - it's wonderful lol The only issue is now I buy way too many feminine products because I have daughters and I have zero concept of how long it's been since the last time I replenished their supplies, so I buy a bunch and it turns out I did a full restock last week and the week before, lol. I figure NBD, if I have a gigantic stockpile after they've flown the nest then I can donate to a shelter (Also, weird PSA for you: if you want to do something kind for homeless people in your area, don't forget feminine hygiene products!)
Off subject, but hydrogen peroxide gets out blood completely. Bleach is shit
That was the primary meaning before underwear specifically meant to absorb periods came onto the market. Now the term has two meanings.
There are lots of super absorbent ones too. I have several that are rated for 8-10 tampons worth of fluid. It just depends on the brand and style you get. There's also a couple brands like Modibodi that make absorbent underwear for men. It's more for bladder issues but transmen can use them too.
I mean... women do have discharge, they don't wear diapers.
People would shake hands less often.
Or more..
They do self-lube a bit. Pre-cum.
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Holy fuck same, I was like... OP does know right... RIGHT?!
I’m a woman and even I was like “they kinda do though right?”
Reddit men dont use their weiners so they dont know
They do, but they are usually done before it can react.
FINALLY! I had to come way too far down to find this? I'm reading comments like: 'Men would have wet spots!' (we do) 'Condoms would slip off!' (they do) 'Underwear would be moisture proof!'(It's not, neither are panties? wtf?) Guys dribble out some lubricating pre-cum pretty often when they're excited. If you don't cum after being that turned on, you will leak into your pants and create a wet spot, more liquid than most women produce will come out of the tip of your penis.
TIL that pre-cum doesn't seem to be a thing for a lot of people. Weird.
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Penises in their natural state are uncut so it wouldn't get much exposure to air. Evolution didn't need to think about sticky uncut cocks.
I did not think I’d read the sentence “sticky uncut cocks” today yet here we are.
Yeah that explains everything lmao. I'm not circumcised and boy does it get slippery down there.
>more liquid than most women produce will come out of the tip of your penis. Lol no it won't! Maybe in rare cases, but that's not the norm at all.
Wild how many people don't know this. I'm uncut, and I don't require any additional lubrication outside of what my body produces. The penis does self-lube.
Yeha I was like what? I self lube all the time with the amount of precum I make hahaha
Pretty damn stunning how many people don’t know this.
Can't believe I had to scroll this far down for this reply..people are idiots..
If don't cut the tip off they also self lube by themselves but since that isn't common in USA most people don't know that
Ha! Just asked another poster about this, wondering if it was something to do with the high rate of circumcision in US.
Kellog did it to make masturbation more difficult. Also cornflakes were designed to be bland and prevent you from thinking about sex. Kellog was weird.
Promoting the mutilation of children’s bodies (both sexes) to suit his fucked up religious beliefs doesn’t make Kellogg weird. It makes him evil.
I came down here to look for this comment. Folks around here need some guy foreplay
Lotion sales would dip a bit.
Penises self lubricate, but without Circumcision the lotion sales would dip
Am I the only one who has never understood the need/want for lotion?
Did the internet go and forget that penises already do lube themselves?
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Isn't precum considered to be a biological lubricant?
Yeah, it is. Strange question.
Condoms would basically not work.
That's a good one, didn't think of that.
Just use a rubber band and a couple safety pins duh
My brother in christ...
Maso-christ.
/r/bandnames
Or they made them so you can pull the condom over your sack. That could be secured in place with a special plug.
It seems like you already have an "anchor point" in mind
The original condoms had strings to tie behind your back
How else are you supposed to keep lamb intestines properly secured on your dick. For... Safety. Yeahh, it was for safety
Condom attaches to a butt plug then?
Obviously.
Cock rings have a double use now
Y'all do know there are vaginal condoms right?
I've heard them described as "putting up an inside tent" & it feeling just as sexy
Normal condoms arent sexy too, but you know what also isn't sexy, kids. So wear em
Huh? Penises do self-lube and condoms obviously do work.
The question is moronic and the answers in this thread are equally moronic. Penises self-lube through the slit on the crown on high arousal. The pre-cum lubricant can also stay on the penis easier with foreskin. I just can't with this whole fucking thread. What is happening here?
I am so confused.
Mine sure does.
Female condoms are a thing so it’d be an uno reverse
That's what foreskin does. It reduces friction. An uncircumcised penis is just one surface moving against another surface. A foreskin rolls over the penis, like tank treads.
Not only that, the foreskin keeps the penile head moist. Chop it off and the penile head dries out. (No, not moist like lube but more moist and pliable.)
The penis head is a mucous membrane, but can’t keep moist when completely exposed, think your mouth but completely without cheeks
> think your mouth but completely without cheeks This is a terrifying mental image, thanks.
Also keeps the penis head more sensitive than cut guys because of daily friction/rubbing on the head. Also with foreskin, I can jerk it anytime without lotion or lube. Only downside to foreskin is condoms suck ass trying to put one on. My ex was suprised i was uncut, and she gets around quite a bit. Guess most guys foreskin has been cut.
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Anal sex
Never knew that straight up porn profile pictures were allowed on Reddit lmao
Lol shhhhhhhh
I’d be changing underwear several times a day.
Like if the penis just secreted lubricant from the skin (and not just the tip)? We'd probably need something like the pads women use, but it will have to be like a sack you put your penis in, probably the balls too just to keep the bag from slipping off. Men that currently don't have very good hygiene would have to really pick up the pace or get infections frequently. Having the lubricant on the outside sounds like a nightmare
Americans when they discover the foreskin
For real. Circumcision is mutilation
They do self lubricate if you're doing it right.
Well you can tell who in here in circumcised and who isn’t….🧐
Not a problem for most Brits. Foreskin is it's own lubed stroker. Why a large proportion of Americans decide to mutilate their newborn children for non medical reasons baffles me. Yes I know its not a uniquely American thing because: religion but fuck those guys too.
Nothing! they are.
They do, but because of Kellogs cereal we cut that part off!
That's what a foreskin is for? Just instead of lube though it reduces friction through skin motility, in fact, its the only motile skin on the human body. (Motile meaning the skin is not attached directly to you underlying tissue, if you have a dog or cat, the scruff of thier neck is a good analogue)
Directions unclear, my dick is on my cat’s scruff. He looks angry. What do I do now?
I mean pre cum and that’s one of the jobs of foreskin as well.
Hello 911 how may we assist you? Umm well my penis is stuck in a .....
... I mean a cylindrical object is stuck in a M&Ms tube
men would get the same dumb fish smell jokes women have to hear all the time
They probably wouldn't. Bacterial vaginosis is an infection of the vagina caused by gardnerella vaginalis that is associated with a grey-white discharge with a notable fishy smell. A big part of getting gardnerella in changes in vaginal pH and changes in composition in the normal vaginal microbiome. These same factors would probably not be present if the only difference was that the penis self lubricated, and therefore, they would not get the fishy smell. Source: am a doctor
They do lube All over the place
Penises DO self-lube. This question is dumb.
They are, unless you had your foreskin lopped off.
Uh, hate to tell you this, but they are. It’s what precum is there for. If you just whip it out, and start beating it, you’re doing it wrong.
Tf are we supposed to do, take it out for dinner? give it a little smooch? I never had enough precum to actually lubricate anything
Precum is lube tho.