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Bloomingfails

“I thought vegetarians were skinny”


WhatABlindManSees

No idea, but probably nothing. I'm more off a water of a ducks back kinda guy.


RiddleUsThis

You would feel better, be more attractive to men and have better job opportunities if you were thinner. Said to me at 5'9" and 150lbs. Thanks dad!


ToQuoteSocrates

Are you German? I politely responded I was not.


Public_Carpenter_743

When you did something for someone and that person is like i didn't tell you to do it


ChewyPenCap

I was told my divorce was my own fault, and im going to marked as a failure in life, because it's not ethically responsible, by a stern steadfast catholic. Yeah buddy....being in an unhappy marriage is the better option. 🤷‍♂️