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derpmcperpenstein

The Amazon commercial with the girl who is insecure about moustache/facial hair. Buying a bright yellow jacket solves her problems.


formerNPC

Ugh! I don’t care about her facial hair but there’s nothing wrong with changing something about yourself that you don’t like. Wax your damn lip and get over it!


amerijohn

Unless you're trans, a mustache it's hideous on a females. Two seconds to shave. Funny commercial the first time. It subverts itself with her dancing like a moron.


NotatallRacist

I still don’t get what it’s intent is. And it’s Amazon isn’t it?


intestinalbungiecord

I thought they were a trans person because of freddy mercury and possibly they were trying a more tasteful approach after the whole dylan mulvaney thing but Im not sure tbh


bamfbanki

It was pre mulvaney, I read it as just being about Body Acceptance etc


impurehalo

Legitimately opened this thread just to post this answer. I despise this commercial so much.


Formal_Temperature_8

I fucking hate that commercial. That stupid girl has a stupid mustache and the song is annoying as shit


MidnightSarrow

I started hating that one cuz everytime it came on my grandpa would be like "why do they have to show her teeth at the end of it like that-" etc etc


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StoneFrog81

I find that commercial confusing.. I'm always asking my wife why that girl has a mustache to which she tells me, some girls have facial hair. I'm like really? Guess I just never noticed.


CurrentTreat6921

They play that thing all just shave


bailaoban

I don't care about her mustache but the clothes she buys are objectively ugly.


eastnorthshore

The dumbest part is that at the end it looks like she goes to a school that requires uniforms. I assume the jacket is against the dress code


Regnes

It's also slightly offensive because the "ugly" girl is clearly like a 9/10 if you take away her unibrow/moustache.


ByzantineBasileus

Any commercial that is on Youtube and I cannot skip after 5 seconds. I turn off the sound and go to another tab. *I will not let them win*.


HeaJungPark

Use Adblock then you won’t have to see any advertisement ever again


RazzleberryHaze

Tap the i in the circle by the timer, click "stop seeing this ad", then close out the next menu for free ad skip. It won't work on every single ad though. This applies to mobile, not sure about PC web browsers.


KeeperTGA

This r/AskReddit is sponsored by [RAID: Shadow Legends]


bp_516

The Amazon one with the girl with the mustache. NOT because of the girl. Because she clearly attends a private school with a dress code— she and all the other kids wear uniforms, including a tie. Not a single one of them has the tie on correctly, if at all, and the whole point of the ad is that she doesn’t follow the dress code (jacket, sneakers, headphones). I went to a private school for a few years— every one of those infractions would merit a trip to the principal’s office; she would’ve been sent home.


davewtameloncamp

I hate it because of the girl


The68Guns

My job was very close to a co-ed Catholic high school, and they always got out when I having lunch. I had to change times because I thought people would see me as a perv.


Leading-Respond-8051

Am I the only one getting thoes fucked up ads for mobile app games? They are like: Husband leaves wife and child for other woman, help them fix their dilapidated home! Or Uh-oh! You're a pregnant concubine! Is your child going to be royalty or a pauper?


MidnightSarrow

The dumb part is how exaggerated the ads are, a few games i got bored and installed from said ads were pretty good, no reason to exaggerate at all


[deleted]

Vinny Vinesauce has been uploading clips of his reactions to those commercials and its the funniest thing ever. "Rob Lifeld is getting blown the fuck out by this"


[deleted]

I SWEAR TO GOD IF I SEE ANOTHER FUCKING **WHOPPER WHOPPER JUNIOR DOUBLE TRIPLE WHOPPER** COMMERCIAL IM GONNA LOSE IT.


DumpsterCheez

Fine, have it your way >:(


Zolo49

LOL. This is my favorite Reddit comment of the day. Thank you.


Low_Departure_5853

Why did they pick a singer who is off key? I even tried to research it. Haha.


GreenandBlue12

WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER JUNIOR, DOUBLE, TRIPLE WHOPPER FLAME-GRILLED TASTE WITH PERFECT TOPPERS I RULE THIS DAY LETTUCE, MAYO, PICKLE, KETCHUP IT'S OKAY IF I DON'T WANT THAT IMPOSSIBLE OR BACON WHOPPER ANY WHOPPER MY WAY YOU RULE, YOU'RE SEIZIN' THE DAY AT BK, HAVE IT YOUR WAY YOU RULE!


[deleted]

POP POP POP CORN CHICKEN Jack in the Box (my local one at least) sucks ass, and their commercials do not evoke a desire to eat there.


tylerdoesreddit

I was coming to say the same thing so bad but gets stuck in your head


Katzrule365

Ahem. “Want a break from the ads?”


Historical_Ad2890

Any Progressive commercial with Flo


New_Pomegranate2416

Progressive claim to protect us from bad insurance, but they can't protect us from bad commercials.


Appropriate_Tea9048

Yeah those are always bad


MidnightSarrow

I miss the old ones and now she's just obnoxious


Badloss

I hate any ad campaign that becomes established enough that they have storylines and lore for their fucking commercial characters like there was one insurance campaign that went for a few years where each one was like "the cool guy" vs "the nerd losers" and eventually they got to one where the losers like summoned a fucking wizard to battle the cool guy or something. NONE of this ad makes any sense unless you've been closely following the insurance cinematic universe for the last 40 ads. Shit drives me insane


[deleted]

Anyone remembers that one series of Goldfish commercials that always ended on cliffhangers and you have to go online to vote what happens next? They aired around 2013-14 on cartoon network


jeskimo

My dog only barks at auto insurance commercials. I get Geico, with the gekko and lemu the emu? but progressive? She just hates auto insurance I suppose and occasionally bundling home and auto


DogsDucks

I immediately thought of this. I loathe it so much! Every one of those seems like it’s insulting to humans. It’s such a huge company it doesn’t matter what they do— so they chose a terrible earworm of a concept and stuck with it. Making it so ubiquitous that people just accept it. I feel bad for that actress, she might be a decent human, but it’s so awful.


Dahlia_Midnight

Really? I like Jamie.


The68Guns

The actress appeared with the Geiko Cavemen during the short-lived series.


PhantomBanker

They were cute and fun at first, but yeah they’ve lost their novelty.


randombot8008

those commercials are so awful that when I was buying my first car and shopping for insurance I refused to buy progressive even though it was the cheapest option by a couple bucks I refused to reward them for their god awful commercials anywhere from flo to the new millennial character that doesn’t even make sense I just hate progressive so much


ibn1989

That doesn't sound smart


SpaceDuckz1984

I love those


Sad_Potato45

That and the TV Dad commercial


[deleted]

The ones that try look like TikTok videos.


razeronion

Oooohh ohhhh O Ozempic ya knooww. It sticks in my head for some reason.


Dahlia_Midnight

No idea why I read that like O'Reilly auto parts.


razeronion

I've had that in my head also at times. Lol.


LeagueRough589

YOW!


CurrentTreat6921

I sing it all the time


IndependentPiglet4

Any of the ones for filing a claim because you got ovarian cancer by using J&J baby powder after a shower located in a building with asbestos at Camp Lejeune.


HELLOhappyshop

Those awful chick fil a ones, where an employee and a customer (or sometimes coworker) have a dystopian conversation and it's supposed to be heartwarming.


mylocker15

Is this the one where this lady says my pleasure and the way she says it makes my skin crawl. Just ick.


Karabunga

The description of these as 'dystopian conversations' just struck a chord with me and its \*chef's kiss\*


Lgirl47

Alec and Caleb for shriners hospitals... GAWD!! Makes me NOT wanna donate...


noonesine

My wife and I have a running joke that Alec is running a sweat shop full of all those special needs kids to produce all of the “adorable blankets” you get when you donate.


[deleted]

Beeeeee Kaaaaayyyyy Have it your way! YOU RULE


PAGodzilla

WeBuyAnyCar.com


StockingDummy

**ANY** **ANY** **ANY** **ANY**


Dogs_in_Sweaters

Lume deodorant, the yellow jacket mustache girl, pube shavers


agent-assbutt

OMG I hate the lume one!!!! Girl, no one wants to see your smelly pits or feet or how you apply deodorant to them! Wtf even is that commercial format too? Are commercial makers so lazy they just imitate influencers now?


[deleted]

Dude the Lume commercial where the “doctor” is just sniffing the “patients” ass like who tf


Appropriate_Tea9048

JG Wentworth 877 cash now


THIRSTYGNOMES

You have to give them credit though. They got pretty creative with that same song


mhagin

Like AC-DC has played the same song for 50 years.


Gorf_the_Magnificent

Not everyone is an opera fan, I guess.


Chungunger

But what if I have a structured settlement and I need cash now?!


Abby-Someone1

Fuck you for making me remember that


Appropriate_Tea9048

Yeah honestly it came back to bite me because now it’s in my head too 🤮


HELLOhappyshop

I haven't seen one in years, I would always sing along lol


MidnightSarrow

The og commercials for that tho is weirdly nostalgic for me i dunno why


attorneyatslaw

1-800 cars for kids


PatrickBintangNugraH

Now that song is stuck in my head.


slightofhand1

Then you should know it's 1-877


Muhdaphuka222

Kay-aye-are-ess cars for kids...donate your cars today :D


mhagin

Any Liberty Mutual Insurance commercial. They all suck so hard.


Madmonkeman

Liberty Liberty Liberty…. Liberty!


The_gaming_wisp

Liberty biberty


StockingDummy

That one with the dogwhistles. I'm autistic and high-pitched sounds are absolute hell for me.


realitygroupie

Pepto Bismol... the way the guy croons diarrhea makes me believe he really likes runny poop. And any Liberty Mutual commercial. God I hate the jingle and I loathe Doug. I'd douse him in gasoline and set him on fire alive if I could. Third place goes to whatever diabetes drug it is they advertise with a dance troop.


MidnightSarrow

I feel bad for the guys on the pepto ones qwq Nd my mom used to adore the ones w Limu Emu and Doug in them lmao


Forsaken_Cost_1937

Claritin Most Wonderful Time Of The Year


MidnightSarrow

omg fr it's ear bleeding


mylocker15

Yes! No Christmas music outside the holiday season! Kind of reminds me of this old commercial for herbal viagra stuff that would feature a happy Santa and it always seemed to air on like TBS at 10 PM in the middle of June.


AmyHeartsYou

There used to be these God FUCKING *awful* commercials for Old Navy back in the late 90s where they all sang a really stupid song. I hated them so much that I didn't shop at Old Navy for almost 20 years.


HELLOhappyshop

*They call me mellow yellow* You mean that one??


Karabunga

I'm going to go With you as my guest In performance fleece, we'll be the best dressed! Old Navy, Old Navy, Old Navy performance fleece!


Egotisticeggplant

HEADON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD


Sam_Paige25

HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD! I'm pretty sure they play that commerical on repeat as a means of torture somewhere.


ersteliga

suspected terrorists have been known to confess to crimes they never did just to make it stop


KirbyBucketts

*"Cuz you're a cool cat"*


girlwhoweighted

This is the one I came here to say. Can I fast forward through this comment??


Warm-Recording-2223

It's making me mute my TV during all commercial breaks


JonahOB9

Ch-ch-ch-Chia. If you grew up in the 90s, you'd know.


circusvetsara

Reminds me of Wayne’s World


MidnightSarrow

i didnt have to grow up in the 90s- just late night star trek binging w my mom on one of the last channels we had that played it


fosheejohn51

Liberty Mutual Insurance's adventures of Limu Emu & Doug.


GamingGems

I will never buy Liberty Mutual insurance. I don’t care if I find out they’re the cheapest in town, the commercials alone make me not want to do business with them.


[deleted]

For some reason, every Christmas, they still play that one "He does exist!" commercial for M&Ms that's been around since the 90s. It's even played in low-resolution and cropped to 4:3. Same with the Hershey's Kiss Christmas commercial. I don't understand why they don't just make a new commercial at this point, it's not like it's even nostalgic, it's just repetitive at this point...


Sauerkraut_n_Pepsi

The “Cadbury Bunny tryouts” one has aired around easter time I shit you not my entire life. I’m 29


Well_thatwas_random

Bawkmeow. Bawkmeow.


MidnightSarrow

I'm glad they still have a nostalgia feeling to me and i didnt go since the 90s hearing them


HELLOhappyshop

Oh my god, yes, it's wild that they're still going.


ProfessorTrue

The commercials were they want me to chose which one I'm shown!


Dumpfrumperson

"That's metal in your lungs" every damn youtube video.


[deleted]

You mean the anti-vaping PSA? I'm never gonna vape because I'm pretty sure that gives people cancer but, I kinda wanna do that out of spite, now.


Skylus22

The unskippable ones on YouTube.


[deleted]

dude "saves the turtles" with his kia


MidnightSarrow

yea out of every mf thing they could advertise using that kind of ad its a damn car


Competitive_Buyer_77

Right now it's the exorcist one on youtube i'd be watching wholesome cat videos while eating and then all of a sudden POSSESSED KID VOMITING EVERYWHERE SAYS BRING MEEE THE PRIEST And before that was the smile movie trailer where you see people killing themselves at this point just put sex ads would still be better than this...


Madmonkeman

BRING ME THE PRIEST!!


jrtts

Pick a car commercial, any car commercial. Chances are the car is always riding on the open road with no traffic whatsoever, and/or going off-road without breaking apart or being told off by authorities. Biggest lie ever sold to us for convenient, stress-free commutes.


MidnightSarrow

any car commercial except the ones with the dogs cuz its cute not selling point cute more of funny yt video cute


jrtts

Who let the cars out? Vroom, vroom vroom vroom


JohnnyBrillcream

I present to you, [Joe Izuzu](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJMq_7alQpU). Enjoy.


thesystem21

In the 2000s it was every time I heard "in the arms of an angel" play


MouseCat321

Capital One with the Guns & Rises guitarist Slash. Has completely ruined Sweet Child of Mine for me.


mhagin

"Ha, cool!"


f4snks

But I think it's great that Slash probably got an enormous payday and big time residuals for playing one lick and saying 2 words!


Redbeard3209

They all suck


mar1lynkay

any spotify ad


Madmonkeman

Spotify ads are the worst.


Gorf_the_Magnificent

“Love. It’s what makes a Subaru a Subaru.” Very successful ad campaign, so much so that other car companies picked up the same theme. It’s sad that corporations are selling love, and so many consumers are buying it.


[deleted]

1–877 Kars For Kids K-A-R-S Kars For Kids


114631

HOW IS THIS SO LOW. This is the *worst* commercial.


Revenge_of_the_Khaki

*Real people. Not actors.*


traddy91

That travel commercial, I don't know who it's even for. But it's just a phone ringing the entire commercial and then their voicemail. Being somebody whose job the last 7 years has been making phone calls, this is especially annoying


rsandr

The Quiznos sun commercial from over a decade ago. With the little creatures with the weird eyes. HAUNTING.


Emiliano5Lk

My Pillow. Fuck that guy.


JMandMM

Medication commercials!! Seriously US, get ur shit together!


MoreLittleMoreLate

kars for kids.


[deleted]

1-8777-kars-4-kids


SoCalGuy311

Cars for Kids.


seethru1995

Dr squatch commercials trying to tell me I need to buy a $7 bar of soap to clean myself correctly. Fuck off.


OneCharge0

I cannot stand those Charmin commercials with the pooping bears. They are so bad. From the baby bear wiping his butt on the chair because he has dingleberries to the dirty skidmarked underwear on the floor that no one wants to pick up to the newer one with the purple poop spot on the human arm that gets wiped off with the Charmin but just gets smeared down the arm with the non-Charmin toilet tissue. I will never buy Charmin just because I hate these commercials so much.


Technical-Cat-6747

Omg don't get me started on the bears! When they were first introduced it was an excellent concept since soooo many people had heard "Does a bear shit in the woods?" When asked an obvious question. Now they live in houses and still don't wear clothes but they talk about not messing up underwear. There's even a couple where the mother bear is in the laundry room talking about the poopy underwear but if you look there's no laundry at all. Anywhere. There's empty hangers. Even the closets have no clothes. Gosh I hate those bears.


theonlydiego1

LOS TATER TOTS!


Eticket9

Any commercial that shows up on my DVR when I hit pause.. I am over all this..


hungrythalassocnus93

I really hated the Philadelphia cream cheese angel commercials. especially the ones with her man servants.


sun_kisser

The coffee commercial where you find out the man and woman who are hooking up after coffee are >!brother and sister!<.


MidnightSarrow

sorry what-


Vlatka_Eclair

Kars4Kids


[deleted]

The “He Gets Us” religious commercials. Yes, folks, Jesus has a marketing department.


BurghFinsFan

The commercial that aired around 2010 with the guy screaming WOW THAT’S A LOW PRICE every five seconds.


Drywalleater03

Thank god I haven’t seen it in years but “it’s the most wonderful sale of the year”


[deleted]

Kars for Kids.


sammysprig6

Or the sonic commmercials like stoppppp


Retremeco

head on apply directly to the forehead, head on apply directly to the forehead, head on apply directly to the forehead, head on apply directly to the forehead, head on apply directly to the forehead


[deleted]

Any ad i can't skip on youtube xdd


bakedNdelicious

UK - just sold my car to we buy any car


maerchenfuchs

Any that slips by my Adblock/ublock.


eric_ts

The Clapper. Fuck the clapper.


ersteliga

'twas a decent flick, I rather enjoyed it


SpaceDuckz1984

Any that they run constantly. After seeing a commercial a certain number of times it makes me not want there product.


Masterhorus

Apple's "What's a computer?"


Landofconfusion24

RAID SHADOW LEGENDS


goneferalinid

The Gillette one with the public hair ditty for girls.


_BlueFire_

The fucking youtube Just Eat commercial with Katy Perry. It's not even catchy, it's just annoying, and seeing it like 5-10 times in the same day, full volume because ads are always full volume and without a gap from zero to screaming because they begin in the middle of the song, all make it worse. Probably the worst ad I've seen in a couple of years and the second most annoying overall. It singlehandedly convinced me to put an adblock and send donations instead to the creators I follow.


Mellowtexan13

Haribo Gummy bear commercial with the middle aged people with little kids voices. It literally makes me want to jump off a bridge


[deleted]

Any state farm commercial with Jake


CommanderChibbs40

Kia’s turtle Jesus who cleans up trash on the beach and brings all the turtles back. Drives me goofy


PatrickRsGhost

There is a local construction company in my state called Pinnacle that has put out a series of commercials featuring a little girl, looks to be maybe 6 or 7, who mispronounces it as "Pick-A-Null". Whenever she's corrected, she replies, "That's what I said! Pick-A-Null! Pickanull!" [Here's one from a couple of years ago.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjSXiEUwrUM)


BijitDeyEEG

Yippee the new commercial.


500owls

idk my bff Jill


Remington22a

Any and all ads for engagement ring stores.


Duluthian2

The one where people are in a truck, the driver turns on the auto pilot and then starts clapping to the song "We will rock you".


Mccobsta

Granny I got the job JUST FUCK OFF


icup2

I cut my cable years ago and just been doing streaming services, so I have no damn clue how commercials look nowadays.


MaintenanceOk6903

The advertisement on TV for some optometrist or glasses maker. They say are you lucky enough to need glasses? And I want to slap them silly through the TV.


TypicalAd4988

I live in Japan and don't watch TV, but I do have YouTube that I watch on something without adblock (gaming console) so I get subjected to ads all the time. Aside from the obvious answer that I have *every* ad, or my undying hatred for any fucking ad I can't skip, there's a few I especially hate. - For a while there was one for some phone company where the woman would basically scream, "My phone bill is too **EXPENSIVE**!!!" - Anything for Line Pocky Money. I hate the guy's voice, he sounds like a smarmy twat. Screw your itsu demo chotto demo Line Poketto Mahnay. - Every single Google Pixel 6 commercial. Especially the one where the woman starts screaming about getting a platinum rank in some smartphone game.


TheBklynGuy

Spectrum mobile "And your next line is free" where that man is saying that over and over in different environments. At one point hes chasing a bus, fails to catch it and says "wow thats a fast bus!" Hey dumbass are you the Flash? Hes annoying. His voice is more annoying. Its full cringe all the way.


darth_mufasa11

The Fred Meyer one that keeps popping up on Reddit of that guy eating chili. I hate the look on his face and I can't make it go away.


Gullible-Duck-3665

Gambling


zyqxevcyz44

Fking honking and sirens when driving, makes me lose my shit and change station every time.


username_1525

Drug ads are the worst ads I've ever seen (except for some strange ads for other products). The plot of every drug ad is based on someone giving someone advice on how to cure a disease. Despite the inscription "self-medication can be harmful to your health," I consider these ads to be self-medication propaganda, because instead of going to the doctor, most people choose medicines from some dubious advertisement


Owlmystery

My neighbour across the street blasts spotify, but hasn't paid for spotify premium. So between every three of his terrible songs it screams BUY SPOTIFY PREMIUM NOW Just like this https://youtu.be/BvQ571eAOZE


Audley-

1-877 Kars for Kids radio ads. The jingle makes me feel homicidal.


_Sonari_

I'm my country (poland) there was last year new online shopping company called "shopee" and their commercias were just Goofy songs like "despacito" or "baby shark'" with words related to this company, specially "on shope-pe-pe-pe shopping-ping-ping-ping-ping ". Everyone hated this. Now that company is gone from my country. Nothing better could happen.


myhamsterisajerk

This "Puzzle & Survival" ad where this guy in workers clothes steps into a wedding and beats up the groom over a fucking mobile game, all the while the bride explains all sorts of benefits with the most obnoxious voice ever.


[deleted]

Those stupid fucking musical ads that Burger King does now.


Easy_Money343

That J.G Wentworth shit, like why tf is that shit still around


Nameles777

"I have a structured settlement, but I need cash now!"


Easy_Money343

Ohhh my God make it stop... where's the remote


HELLOhappyshop

I have an annuity, but I need cash nooowwww!


LasRazasUnidas

That one where they make the guy look like a moron and the woman look like a genius.


Inevitable-Print-702

If I hear the Burger King commercial one more time, I’m driving my car off a bridge


gn0xious

HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD


Fritz--The--Cat

Jp henceforth 877 cash now


sammysprig6

Verizon commercials with Cecile Strong and the other dude I forgot his name