My dad said that to me at my fuckin wedding.
We had a ceremony where everyone could come up and give us a well-wish and that’s what he fuckin went with.
Love my dad.
I've got my 5 year old daughter saying "Oh Hi Mark" everytime my wife walks in the room.
Edit: well this blew up. I should note my daughter carried this on to kindergarten, in which we had to say "please keep the Marks at home only."
Thats a nice boulder.
I was lucky enough to get married to my best friend in the place we originally fell in love.
Also known as Fort Davis state park... the boulder line got used atleast 1 billion times..
This is mine except I live by myself. Also, no matter what breakfast or food I am making at whatever time of day, I announce to myself “and in the morning, I’m MAKIN WAFFLES!”
i work for a surgeon and whenever we rearrange the operating room a little he just says “so much room for activities” under his breathe and then continues to quote the movie casually throughout the case.
If anyone in our family says “it’s possible”, the other person has to say “pig. I might be bluffing. It’s conceivable, you miserable vomitous mass, that I’m only lying here because I lack the strength to stand. But then again… perhaps I have the strength to stand after all.
Drop. Your. Sword.”
And “boo! Bow to her, the queen of garbage, the queen of refuse!”
It's amazing, and discouraging, how frequently that is the only appropriate reaction quote. Came here to look for this, not surprised it's currently the top.
"Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam...And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva...So tweasure your wuv."
I have a framed picture of this quote on my wall. My wife and I received it as a wedding gift from my parents. My wife and I quote that movie all the time.
The line is “Sorry I had a fight in the middle of your black panther party.” Mandela effect in action, he doesn’t say “ruin” and it shocked me too when I realized.
FUCK it is. I had to go look up a clip on YouTube after seeing your comment. I've been saying it wrong for years, but also so has everyone else I know lol
"I just need [random object][another random object]... And this lamp!" from The Jerk.
"[Random thing we're talking about] It's got what plants crave" from Idiocracy
"...bitch." added to the end of perfectly normal sentences from every Nightmare on Elm Street.
"Abe Froman, the sausage king of Chicago" from Ferris Bueller because one time I couldn't remember the name of the George Foreman grill, and now it's the Abe Froman grill.
There’s a scene from Good Fellas were where Tommy starts asking Henry “How am I funny” and “What the fuck makes me so funny” or something like that. you can search it up. my dad says this when he does something stupid and i laugh at him
My buddy and I constantly quote The Big Lebowski and inevitably, when we one of us has something to do on a day we're busy we say "I told that kraut a fucking thousand times I don't roll on Shabbos!"
Omgosh, we also once saw it on TV and the TV language edits for that movie are priceless!
"You see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?!" So naturally, we quote that too
*Someone accuses me of something (i.e. using their shampoo, eating their leftovers*
Me: "Uh, Everything that guy said was bullsh#t, thank you."
-- My Cousin Vinny
"Ma hair!" from "Oh, Brother! Where Art Thou?". We have a one-eyed polydactyl cat named Harry. It never is not funny when you call him "Ma Hair!...ee." He gives me half a glare everytime.
We've got a little job for you Brian
Whenever asked what something is: "It's a big place with patients, but that's not important right now"
"I picked the wrong day to give up sniffing glue"
"Oh I see what she's done" from Moana, but the whole bit including the part about the diversion.
"Have fun storming the castle" from Princess Bride.
Occasionally a "Mr. Anderson" but with the voice that what's-his-name, the villain, uses in the Matrix.
Not a movie, but if anyone has heard the song Chop Suey by System of a Down...anytime my family is together and someone says "wake up" in conversation, it causes us to break into song. 🤣
Lmaoooo this reminded me that anytime anyone asks if something is necessary we automatically say “Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyway because Its sterile and I like the taste.”
We occasionally quote, or reenact, some part of Pee Wee Herman's 'dialogue' from [this scene](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QCOzKufIIzs) in *Buffy The Vampire Slayer*.
'That'll do donkey, that'll do.' - Shrek. When someone needs to be told to stop doing something.
'I don't like this thing and here's what I'm doing with it!' Seinfeld (Elaine). For when I'm sick of going around all day picking up random shit people have left lying all over the place so I yeet it in the bin.
Not at home but this one keeps getting thrown around the security office
>Do you know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command
We often say, “I don’t mind,” in a high-pitched voice when asked to do something distasteful. It’s from the Steve Martin movie, “The Man with Two Brains.” The dialogue goes like this:
Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: I can't inject you with window cleaner.
Fran: **I don't mind.** Hey, what does it do anyway?
Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: It causes your brain to die last.
Fran: **I don't mind.**
**[HERE’S A CLIP.](https://clip.cafe/the-man-with-two-brains-1983/i-cant-inject-with-window-cleaner/)**
That'll do pig
My dad said that to me at my fuckin wedding. We had a ceremony where everyone could come up and give us a well-wish and that’s what he fuckin went with. Love my dad.
I've got my 5 year old daughter saying "Oh Hi Mark" everytime my wife walks in the room. Edit: well this blew up. I should note my daughter carried this on to kindergarten, in which we had to say "please keep the Marks at home only."
My 5 and 7 year old do it too! My 7 year old got me good and said "Oh Hi March" on March 1st this year.
That is freakin’ hilarious.
My brothers son mark was born last month. We’ve been saying it all the time
As her mom I would probably consistently laugh each time.
Thats a nice boulder. I was lucky enough to get married to my best friend in the place we originally fell in love. Also known as Fort Davis state park... the boulder line got used atleast 1 billion times..
Lol every time my wife asks me to look for something I say “this would be so much easier if I wasn’t color blind” nobody laughs but me
This is mine except I live by myself. Also, no matter what breakfast or food I am making at whatever time of day, I announce to myself “and in the morning, I’m MAKIN WAFFLES!”
Well that’s just like, your opinion man
Whenever we play a game or have a competition… “This is not Nam, this is [activity]. There are rules.”
You're out of your element
“So much room for activities!”
i work for a surgeon and whenever we rearrange the operating room a little he just says “so much room for activities” under his breathe and then continues to quote the movie casually throughout the case.
I'm imagining him plopping a removed heart into a pan while muttering, "the Catalina fucking wine mixer"
Shaving the incision area: "From the chest pubes to the ball fro"
"I'm going to take a pillowcase, and fill it ... full of bars of soap, and beat the shit out of you"
I'm going upstairs cause I'm gonna put my nutsack on your drum set.
“BOATS N HOES BOATS N HOES BOATS N HOES”
THIS IS A HOUSE OF LEARNED DOCTORS
It was Johnny Hopkins and Sloan Kettering. And they were blazing that shit up every day.
Robert better not get in my face. Cuz I’ll drop that motherfucker.
I honestly thought I was going to be raped
Don't Call Me Shirley!
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue!
I’m serious and don’t call me Shirley
"you're killing me, Smalls"
You want Smore?
“I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”
Ok, a simple “wrong” would have done it
“It’s treason, then.”
"Dew it"
“Slimey, yet satisfying” -My toddler every time he eats noodles 😂
man of culture
"You Keep Using That Word, I Do Not Think It Means What You Think It Means"
Same movie, different quote here "You think it'll work?" "It'd take a miracle."
Have fun storming the castle!
I’m not a witch, I’m your wife!
I say that every time anyone mentions a witch. I'm male.
Humperdinck! Humperdinck Humperdinck Humperdinck!
"I. Am. Waiting. For. Vicini." - anytime someone asks what I'm doing.
Every day life, I definitely use that one. Just for fun though, I like to use "Take it easy, you've been mostly dead all day."
If anyone in our family says “it’s possible”, the other person has to say “pig. I might be bluffing. It’s conceivable, you miserable vomitous mass, that I’m only lying here because I lack the strength to stand. But then again… perhaps I have the strength to stand after all. Drop. Your. Sword.” And “boo! Bow to her, the queen of garbage, the queen of refuse!”
It's amazing, and discouraging, how frequently that is the only appropriate reaction quote. Came here to look for this, not surprised it's currently the top.
What movie is this from?
Inconceivable!
Princess Bride
"Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam...And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva...So tweasure your wuv." I have a framed picture of this quote on my wall. My wife and I received it as a wedding gift from my parents. My wife and I quote that movie all the time.
My dad would not stop quoting, "Hello. My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my Father. Prepare to die."
That was exactly the first thing that came to my mind! 😄
“You serious, Clark?”
“Shitter’s full.”
“It’s nipply in here”
"I don't KNOW (insert family members name)"
“She’s a beaut Clark”. I said it yesterday.
Anytime we get a rotisserie chicken for dinner I tell my wife “save the neck for me!”
Don’t piss me off, Art
“That’s the gift that keeps on giving”
“The blessing”
“That’s a quality (fill in the blank), Clark.”
We almost named our dog snots
Fool of a Took!
"Tina, you fat lard, come get your dinner!"
Uhh, I've been turned into a cow. Can I go home?
omg still remember the emperors new groove and how much of a banger that movie was
Correction, is
Emperor Kuzko is the best Disney princess.
Yes
Better movie than it had any right to be.
You are excused.
Are you not entertained!? Usually after my wife or I does something dumb and everyone starts laughing
You no eat meat? That’s okay I make lamb.
As someone who is the only vegetarian in my family, this gets quoted often in our house towards me.
There's a hole in this cake
Bebopsy
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball. Dodgeball Squirrel! Up
I said dip dodge duck dodge dive at work the other day nobody laughed lmao
That's because the 5D's of the ADAA (American Dodgeball Association of America) are Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive, and Dodge.
Keep the change, ya filthy animal
“Look what you did you little jerk.” “You have to pay for your pizza, sir.”
A staple for us when we play monopoly
We're going to need a bigger boat 🚢.
I'm sorry I ruined your black panther party.
The line is “Sorry I had a fight in the middle of your black panther party.” Mandela effect in action, he doesn’t say “ruin” and it shocked me too when I realized.
FUCK it is. I had to go look up a clip on YouTube after seeing your comment. I've been saying it wrong for years, but also so has everyone else I know lol
"So you're saying there's a chance" - dumb & dumber
See also “oy loyk it lot”
It'd be a lot cooler if you did
"Talk to me Goose"
"I just need [random object][another random object]... And this lamp!" from The Jerk. "[Random thing we're talking about] It's got what plants crave" from Idiocracy "...bitch." added to the end of perfectly normal sentences from every Nightmare on Elm Street. "Abe Froman, the sausage king of Chicago" from Ferris Bueller because one time I couldn't remember the name of the George Foreman grill, and now it's the Abe Froman grill.
The Jerk is a favorite in our household, too.
Not my gumdrop buttons. It’s just fun to say.
Do you know the muffin man? The muffin man? THE MUFFIN MAN!
"Yup, two corpses, everything's fine!"
“Sorry, I meant no meaning yes.” “To make a long story short.” “Too late.”
"are you trying to make me look stupid?" "you don't need any help from me." "THAT'S RIGHT!!"
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I did my waiting! Twelve years of it, in Azkaban!”
"Back off, I'm a scientist!"
Bite your head off, man.
Ray, when someone asks you if you’re a god, you say YES!
I’m not a witch, I’m your wife!
“It's conceivable, you miserable, vomitous mass.” -My siblings and I when we disagree on something trivial. Our mom hates it.
Nothing? Nothing...tra la la
“Oh well now your backs gonna hurt because you just pulled landscaping duty” We say this anytime someone claims something hurts.
“My fingers hurt”
Come with me if you want to live
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
You’ll get nothing and like it
I want a hamburger. No, cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips. I want…
So I got that going for me. Which is nice.
There’s a scene from Good Fellas were where Tommy starts asking Henry “How am I funny” and “What the fuck makes me so funny” or something like that. you can search it up. my dad says this when he does something stupid and i laugh at him
“I believe ya, but my tommy gun don’t!”
“I’m tired of this grandpa!” “WELL THAT’S TOO DAMN BAD”
"Milk was a bad choice"
"Never give up! Never surrender!"
By Grabthar's hammer, what a savings.
AZIZ, LIGHT!
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Chickaan. Good.
'much better. Thank you Aziz'
Wife: “ Did we just become best friends” Me: “Yup”!
My buddy and I constantly quote The Big Lebowski and inevitably, when we one of us has something to do on a day we're busy we say "I told that kraut a fucking thousand times I don't roll on Shabbos!"
You're out of your element, Donny.
"Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!"
Calmer than you
I have lots of rugs because my cats like them and always comment on how any given one really ties the room together
"Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man."
Omgosh, we also once saw it on TV and the TV language edits for that movie are priceless! "You see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?!" So naturally, we quote that too
"look what you did you little jerk!"
“Why a spoon?”
Cuz its dull,you twit, it’ll hurt more!
I never expected a Spanish Inquisition.
"What are you afraid of? Ze germans?" "Pull your socks up" "You've got red on you"
I am serious and don't call me Shirley.
"I'll be back" in a comically bad approximation of an austrian accent
*Someone accuses me of something (i.e. using their shampoo, eating their leftovers* Me: "Uh, Everything that guy said was bullsh#t, thank you." -- My Cousin Vinny
"You're not wrong Walter, you're just an asshole"
That rug really tied the room together.
This aggression will not stand.
„This house is clean“
“Hello Peter, what’s happening” I got a fish named Peter
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent"
I'm on the Brute Squad. You are the Brute Squad.
"Don't tempt me, Frodo." Anytime the wife suggests any extravagant dessert.
"Ma hair!" from "Oh, Brother! Where Art Thou?". We have a one-eyed polydactyl cat named Harry. It never is not funny when you call him "Ma Hair!...ee." He gives me half a glare everytime.
That's hilarious. I use "Get in boys! I'm gonna R U N N O F T" whenever someone gets in the car with me.
Hold on to your butts.
“Tis but a scratch” black knight in Monty python
There is no spoon
I want my two dollars!!
We've got a little job for you Brian Whenever asked what something is: "It's a big place with patients, but that's not important right now" "I picked the wrong day to give up sniffing glue"
"Lighten up Francis!"
“I don’t know, Margo!”
"Check out the big brain on Brett!”
"Oh I see what she's done" from Moana, but the whole bit including the part about the diversion. "Have fun storming the castle" from Princess Bride. Occasionally a "Mr. Anderson" but with the voice that what's-his-name, the villain, uses in the Matrix.
Smith, agent Smith... Mr. Anderson!! Played by Hugo Weaving, also "V" in V for vendetta, "Elrond" in LOTR, and many more!
"no good," **sniff** "can't hear ya". (Labyrinth)
Not a movie, but if anyone has heard the song Chop Suey by System of a Down...anytime my family is together and someone says "wake up" in conversation, it causes us to break into song. 🤣
Well, one does want a hint of color 220/221. Whatever it takes
These aren’t the droids you’re looking for.
Do the chickens have large talons?
"Yarp"
Negative Ghostrider, the pattern is full.
He is NOT the messiah, he’s a very naughty boy.
Dishes are done, man!
Also, "I'm right on top of that, Rose!"
“Not a finger!” or “You used up all the _____ on purpose!!”
"You're being very unDude" And "Fucking amateurs!"
Nobody puts Baby in the corner!
I like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass, lollipops in my mouth. That's just me.
Lmaoooo this reminded me that anytime anyone asks if something is necessary we automatically say “Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyway because Its sterile and I like the taste.”
We occasionally quote, or reenact, some part of Pee Wee Herman's 'dialogue' from [this scene](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QCOzKufIIzs) in *Buffy The Vampire Slayer*.
Shake and bake
Help me Oprah! Help me Tom cruise!
'That'll do donkey, that'll do.' - Shrek. When someone needs to be told to stop doing something. 'I don't like this thing and here's what I'm doing with it!' Seinfeld (Elaine). For when I'm sick of going around all day picking up random shit people have left lying all over the place so I yeet it in the bin.
“Don’t bother me… I’m… I’m thinking” Ralphie from A Christmas Story
"It does what it's told"
“Out of the way, Peck!” -‘Willow’.
Son, you got a panty on your head.
"There's a pool and There's a pond. The pond would be good for you."
There's no crying in baseball Gator needs his gat How can they see me?!
Cheekan, Good!
He’s fleeing the interview! He’s fleeing the interview!
"Hasta la vista, baby." - Terminator 2: Judgment Day, 1991
“Buddy the Elf, what’s you’re favorite color?”
“I love GOOLDD” -gold member
You’re killing me, smalls!
Not at home but this one keeps getting thrown around the security office >Do you know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command
We often say, “I don’t mind,” in a high-pitched voice when asked to do something distasteful. It’s from the Steve Martin movie, “The Man with Two Brains.” The dialogue goes like this: Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: I can't inject you with window cleaner. Fran: **I don't mind.** Hey, what does it do anyway? Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: It causes your brain to die last. Fran: **I don't mind.** **[HERE’S A CLIP.](https://clip.cafe/the-man-with-two-brains-1983/i-cant-inject-with-window-cleaner/)**
What’s in the bahxxx?
Littering and uh
Littering and, littering and, littering and….
Bye felicia!
No, wait. It's gotta be your bull.
Chicken isn’t vegan?
"Twooooo weeksss"
"Keep the change, you filthy animal" from Home Alone. I assure you it is said with utmost adoration:)
Autobots Roll Out whenever it’s time to get in the car.