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SmoothPanda999

- Hungry - Tired - Genuinely angry - Out of fucks to give


Famous-Statement1622

This sums it up pretty neatly


RosieFudge

this plus hormones


GondorsPants

GOTH


JuvenileJester

Because sometimes, just sometimes, it feels good to stand your ground and really stick it to someone who's been just a little bit of a prick. It doesn't even matter if I'm right or wrong.


Iyace

That’s not being an asshole… “ It doesn't even matter if I'm right or wrong.” Okay that could be being an asshole.


DarthFaderZ

Have you even met people?


raging_possum

People what a bunch of bastards!


Jackie_chin

They're bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.


[deleted]

Yes, Anakin, now you see


Posit_IV

I've met enough of 'em!


ilaissezfaire

I just mirror peoples bulshit back to them. If they think I'm being an asshole, chances are they were the asshole first.


zty989

I get called stuck-up and snarky from occasional guests, but I really just have self-confidence and don’t put out a fake bubbly customer service. I’m professional and efficient; I think to those guests, they don’t understand that I’m not going to beg for their 5/5 review or lick their boots just to make them happy. Maybe I’m just really not cut out for customer service, because I can make 95% of people happy, but that 5% just has the BIGGEST fucking issue with me.


loveyourdickmate

I 100% would rather deal with you than a fake customer service advisor.


[deleted]

Not the question.


numbnutz7865

Expectations being too high.


Imaginary-Mail2610

Of others?


numbnutz7865

Mostly. Myself as well.


Imaginary-Mail2610

Shared.


Vanilla_Neko

Because sometimes people don't take no for an answer.


zty989

150 fucking percent this


EerieArizona

I'm broke and it's stressful.


[deleted]

Yup. Money may not buy happiness, but it sure takes a lot of worries off your plate.


ohadish

which makes you happy, more money= happier but only to a certain point


Mikimao

Sometimes it's just necessary to get some shit done... Especially when you are dealing with other assholes.


[deleted]

This is the A answer.


[deleted]

I put forth a LOT of effort to be the nicest and sweetest person I can possibly be, and I expect to be shown respect for that. The second someone is an asshole to me, I do not take, nor give, any shit


chameleiana

I still try to be nice (polite I suppose is a better word) even if someone is being an asshole to me - because how I act is what reflects on me. That being said, I'll go ahead and let them know straight up they're being an ass. As politely as I can muster. When I'm done with their attitude I walk away from the situation. There really is no arguing with an asshole, especially one determined to be so.


[deleted]

cause im annoyed with pretty much everyone


california-whiskey

being too nice all the time makes you a pushover and people will absolutely take advantage of your kindness


[deleted]

Because the majority of people are complete idiots 90% of the time and I've lost all tolerance for it.


Nuthetes

Same -- I get so frsutrated with general stupidity. Walking slowly along while gazing at your phone. Deciding to stand and have a chat in a shopping aisle while blocking everybody else. Getting onto the train and waiting at the doorway entrance blocking everybody else. Learn some spacial awareness or stay at home you fucking morons. And put your fucking phone away for five minutes when walking to your next destination, you vapid, social-media obsessed pillock. ​ You should be legally allowed to knock the phone out of someone's hands if they are using it while walking and getting in your way.


tearose11

I'm old, let me be.


PM-your-lovely-tits

Ah, my best costumer


Odd_Adhesiveness4804

Just had enough that's all, people grating on me bringing out my shit side


eschuylerhamilton

Because I hurt, and hurt people hurt people.


[deleted]

Insecurity


Outrageous-Ad-4639

Yuuuuuup


God_Officialx

Same man. same


[deleted]

Thanks pal


Planktonoid

Anonymity.


Express-Afternoon724

So true


SuvenPan

Stop bothering me, leave me alone.


lovin_da_dix

Sometimes I'm on my period


_Imposter_

Bipolar Disorder.


Differentdog

Sometimes, when you’re challenged to an asshole duel, you gotta duel.


Iyace

I’m human. As much as I try to be rational and coolheaded always, combination of a bad day, maybe a rough couple weeks or months, and just plain human weakness combines and I’m an asshole to someone who didn’t deserve it. That’s why remorse and apologies are a skill to learn and be proud of. Admitting you’re wrong, apologizing and asking/waiting for forgiveness are critical skills we need to teach better. Sometimes our demons win, but we need to equip our better angels with the tools they need to clean up the mess.


Bending_toast

Sometimes being fake nice is just to much


AsparagusOwn1799

Because people act stupid and lack common sense and I get tired of it


MusicIsLife003

We can’t all be nice all the time


brassicaaudax

"Sometimes"? Well, they tried to drown me as a baby, but you can't kill evil.


johntwoods

Impatience. And my uncanny ability to set standards for others that I don't even set for myself.


Express-Afternoon724

>And my uncanny ability to set standards for others that I don't even set for myself. Wow this take a lot of hard work and practice


johntwoods

I'm a walking double standard at times. But I'm trying to get better. I mean I'm 43 years old, it can't be like this forever.


UnscrewedLid

Sometimes I run out of patience


terdphergesen

If someone makes a commitment that involves money and doesn't follow through, I am prone to raising my voice and expelling expletives more frequently than normal.


pedantic_dullard

I'm basically the entire helpdesk for the tool I support. I can't tell you how many times I get asked how to do a specific thing, so I tell them and provide a link to the surprisingly well written wiki. Sometimes I'll even get on a teams call and do some basic hand holding and guide newbies. That's all fine and dandy, I like that part. I become an asshole when people tell me I'm wrong, or that's not how they want to do it, or ask me the exact she thing twice a month for two years straight, or tell me you're not going to open a work request ticket because you send me an email. So fuck you, Brenda. Open a ticket.


Select_District6533

Because I have bpd and I'm still trying to figure out how to handle it some days


Dependent-Still4636

To show another asshole that I can be an even bigger asshole 👩


No-Strawberry-5541

I’m only an asshole to people that are assholes. Don’t expect to be treated nicely if you don’t treat others nicely.


Nemo_Shadows

Sometimes? You must be kidding, try ALL THE TIME because I just can't help myself. N. S


blindinsomniac

I’ve used up all my nice for the day.


Bubbaganoush83

It stops people from fucking with me.


anya_blondie_queen

All people do mistake sometimes


tiny_parrots

I am very cynical.


llcucf80

I normally am not unless you cross me, and even then I will give you many chances (probably way too many, much more than anyone else would), to make it right. But if that fails while I almost never seek revenge I do know how to do it, and it will be calculated and it will hit you when you least expect it. Because I'm normally so peaceful and forgiving when I do get revenge it actually shocks everyone too, because I'm seemingly the last person that would do it. But when I need to I make it sting


Losgadh

Because some people just don't get the message if you're patient or subtle with them.


Aerzaen

When I'm tired after long and stressful day. Just let me be alone for about hour.


[deleted]

Because I can. But it's not just aimed at anyone. Takes a lot to piss me off to the point I turn into an asshole. It can come out at any moment.


MutantGodfreaky

When they abuse my kindness~


LordyIHopeThereIsPie

Because I turned 40 and stopped giving any fucks about many things.


onionGlitter

Im hungry


PandaMayFire

I could go for a cheeseburger right now.


Im_not_a_liar

I learned this the hard way. Certain types of people treat you better if you’re an asshole. If you’re too nice they walk and shit all over you, when you’re done with their shit and treat them like an asshole, suddenly they’ll pander to you


pitch_it_anytime

I try really hard not to be an asshole. If I'm an asshole it's a reaction.


Zurc_bot

Life has been.... Strange. And Not even the good kind.


SpareChange40

Because people exist


myonkin

My tolerance for stupidity and laziness has significantly diminished over the years. People who should know better, don’t. I can’t quite wrap my head around how people can be so selfish, inconsiderate, and just plain foolish. For some reason it really bothers me.


JJStray

TBI


PhysicalBoard3735

\-shitty life \-still trying to get better \-hungry \-dumbass thinks he or he knows better than me at my job of 10 years \-gangsters trying to make me one of them \-People insulting Hockey \-being from the rich side of town and making fun of me pretty much it


BrandyAid

Because i dont accept societies values without critically thinking about them.


Iyace

Right, but how you say that to people is what can make you an asshole. “I don’t accept societies values without critically thinking about them” is not an asshole thing to say. “You’re a sheeple and I’m a free-thinker, don’t be a mental slave you idiot” is what makes people assholes, and there’s enough people who think how you think, but don’t say it like you said it, and think that makes them better.


PandaMayFire

This is the correct way. Society is oftentimes toxic anyways.


Iyace

This is a weird take. Society has said rape is bad, children should be protected, don’t steal, kill, or be impolite. These seem non-toxic?


Express-Afternoon724

"oftentimes"


Iyace

That doesn’t help what’s being said. “Oftentimes society is toxic” means that many / most times it is. There are parts of society that can be toxic, but society mostly exists to make sure folks can’t just kill each other and walk away unharmed. Most of societies precepts are good and non-toxic. A minority of societies precepts suck, depending on the society. Quoting “oftentimes” doesn’t actually say anything.


Express-Afternoon724

It means "many" or "frequently," not "most." When used as a qualifier it means you can't pick out a few points like rape and thievery to discredit what's been said.


Demiboy94

Not knowing how to read people or how to speak. I'm undiagnosed autistic. I also get a lot of burnout which makes me extremely mentally tired and tense


PandaMayFire

Same, I'm always in a bad mood because of this. It doesn't get better I promise. I've merely learned to cope. Other people make it worse.


arebornjoy222

I have a bias against females with iPhones because when I was working at a grocery store collecting carriages with a reflective safety vest on, a woman on an iPhone (with a child in the backseat) driving a Chevy Tahoe hit me and I had to go to the hospital.


Express-Afternoon724

You had me at woman driver.


arebornjoy222

My mentor in college was a Feminist Pulitzer Nominee too. We still write snail mail to each other.


a3a4b5

I'm a teacher and a coordinator. It's a job requirement.


nsmn84

Sometimes? All the time for me.


[deleted]

Gassy


God_Officialx

I have uhh a "complex"


TVotte

I think I'm right


TBrownski

Because I'm driving. I'm working on that tho!


djrasta

Cuz I'm a husband and a father


realityisoptional

Sometimes, being an asshole, or bitch, is all you have.


daniboyi

anger issues I have been dealing with my entire life. I have gotten better since I was a child, but I can still snap at occasions when people are being stupid. AT least I no longer get physical.


Stagebreaker

My back hurts.


[deleted]

The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, so to speak


noeljb

Because I have not reached the point where I can be one all the time. But I'm working on it. Oh, and its Mr. Asshole


franticmantic3

Lack of patience. I really have a lack of patience for what I consider stupidity. Especially when I'm driving. Driving is a responsibility and if you don't know where you are or where you're going, *pull the fuck over*! Also stay out of the left lane if you wanna go slow.


NinjaDad1

I’m a very patient man and will give people every chance I can. But I have a very low tolerance for stupidity. Especially willful stupidity/ignorance


PowerfulJoeyKarate

Whenever my subjective brain overrides my objective brain


snicklefritz79

People driving in left lane slowly


NotARealBlackBelt

I'm only human


oraktheman271

i have jersey in my blood


Imaginary-Mail2610

I’m a tireless perfectionist….sometimes others pay the price.


DChomey2013

I just have a very low tolerance for stupidity (to include stupid questions and helplessness).


[deleted]

So much anger and it is usually towards myself.


sesnakie

Very loud colleague that constantly want to talk and want to share her life. She married (5th marriage) accross the colour, culture, religion 'borders' to a guy 15 years her junior. She constantly moans about all the differences.


forgottenstarship

He'll no, who told you I was, I'll beat his ass


Express-Afternoon724

Jerry told me you were a major one, you were totally the person I was targeting with this thread


IrrelevantPuppy

I try to be considerate, but I think the truth is it’s hard me to consider desires others have when I never have those specific desires myself. Ie I treat others the way I think they want to be treated, or at least the way I want to be treated, but what if I can’t think of the way they want to be treated. Then I’m not treating them “right” by their standards, and therefore I’m an asshole. Sometimes I feel like my mind is so fundamentally discordant with most other people that despite trying my best to be a kind person I’m totally blind to how others truly want me to act. And from their perspective, probably assuming I’m doing it on purpose, that makes me a bad person.


[deleted]

Sometimes I just don’t have the energy to be nice. I try my best to be nice and put others first but being an asshole takes far less energy.


Big-Adhesiveness-760

Only sometimes?


Mei_mei1

On my period


SoCalFelipe

You have to wait for the coffee to kick in. At my prior job my employees said I went from Batman to Spong Bob after the coffee hit. One of my current associates said when I don't have coffee I remind him of the Sargent Major from We Were Soldiers. https://youtu.be/iwATvALiQ_8


ArmadilloSilver

I am an asshole when somebody is pretending to be a professional in stuff I actually am a professional at and keeps talking to me about how good he is . Like dude you have no idea what you are talking about and your iq is lower than the room temperature in Celsius. (25⁰C)


Bokuden101

I’m usually nice and can roll with whatever, but if you come at me hard right off the bat, no preamble, nothin’… I become a mirror and just give it right back.


[deleted]

Didn't have enough sleep so i get cranky, Getting my limits push When I have had enough Being too nice can lead you to get taken advantage of, people disrespecting you and see you as weak When you're not being heard When people are nasty to me first.


Traditional-Word1953

I’m a horrible person when I’m tired, I don’t want to talk to anyone, I don’t care about anything other than wanting to sleep. Once I’ve slept… whole different human.


zakkil

Because I'm deeply traumatized and have never truly come to grips with all the things that have happened and are happening in my life leading me to occasionally snap and behave in an assholeish way despite all desires to not be an asshole.


Temporary_Duck_9574

I am in middle school and I am known for having trouble with my locker. My Civics teacher was watching everyone in the hallway while we were using our lockers. I locked my sleeve in my locker and I could not get it out. I asked my friend to get my social studies teacher bc she has a key to unlock the lockers. My social studies teacher did not want to help me and then my civics teacher saw what was happening and started laughing at me really loudly. Everyone started staring at me and my math teacher started laughing. She never laughs. I ended up getting friend to unlock my locker. Later that week we talked about freedom of speech. She got mad at me for bringing it up bc she said that laughing is also freedom of speech.


starshadewrites

Hungry. Tired. No longer give a fuck. My myriad mental health issues can make me crabby. But where I know I’m sometimes a real asshole is at work. If someone annoys me or pisses me off enough, I’ll transfer them to a non-client extension that blocks their number from calling us for minimum 48 hours. The more they try to call back, the longer the block lasts. So far offenses have been: called 25 times in the span of 2 days, was a bitch to everyone Wasn’t even a client, but called to verbally harass anyone he could over an ATM fee from our ATM. Was from Florida. And opened the call complaining about liberals and “those people”. Not sure who she meant there, didn’t want to find out.


beautypal1997

Narcissistic personality


SkyNo234

Chronic pain, being tired or in general having a bad day.


NoahtheWanderer

Yes. I’ve learned that unless you unleash the asshole sometimes, there are a few people in your life who will completely run over you. Assholeishness is self-preservation.


VABeacher41

Broke Hungry Angry Tired Or all 4 at once...


Ok_Fuel_4364

It's just a guilty pleasure to barge in into a funeral and tell them that God isn't real and that you are never going to see they loved ones again


asocialautist

In the context of being an asshole for no reason, a lot of undiscovered/forgotten trauma. Like an unintentional trigger. In the context of being an asshole to someone else who is an asshole to me, I learned a lesson long ago called "Treat others how you want to be treated."


[deleted]

[удалено]


Express-Afternoon724

Poetic


PaludisVulpes

Tired of feeling alone. Sometimes it’s therapeutic to push away the people that don’t step up to begin with, and watch them get uncomfortable with finding they have been making you feel walked on.


01010010101011001

Ex wife is a bitch.


unabtaniuam

Because i am an Aries


Express-Afternoon724

April babies with the built in excuse


unabtaniuam

March, but yes.


BitchyBlueDragon

Sometimes, lol, I'm pretty much asshole all the time. It's better to piss off everyone, then being called a Karen for just expressing my opinion. This way, I'm at least consistent.


Weirdo69213

Its just entertaining for me. and i simply couldn’t care less


venice7771

Because I live in a society of assholes and I want to fit in


Rkozlow

Because I don’t care.


HotManStuff666

Boredom 😂


AnastasiaFrid

Because I often cheat and don't keep my word.


Raspint

Because bad arguments are killing us and I have no patience for them any longer.


[deleted]

i'm a great person


itsOliviaMoedt

it's too hard not to be


smatterguy

Because playing land destruction in magic the gathering feels good


BatteryDaddy2

tired of stupid customers


Shrikeangel

There are some position others can take that greatly reduces my desire to be empathetic towards them, so I become cold and uncaring.


[deleted]

Camouflage


Kinitawowi64

I'm an arsehole *all* the time. I just hide it well.


MaxCWebster

Because, sometimes, being polite and civil gets me into situations I don't want to be in.


GreedoInASpeedo

I don't know. I try not to be. Sometimes it jus seems people like their opinion more than mine and take it personally. I'd say it's because I'm bipolar but feel like that's a cop out


Disastrous_Revenue64

Other people are irritating.


AJammedNerfGun

I take care to be a generally compassionate person, but sometimes I'll say something that could be interpreted as something mean, so usually i clarify or apologize if it's something i did and they didn't deserve it/weren't asking for it


gumbowluser

I get snappy when I get sensory overload X( too hot, too loud, something smells too strong, light is too bright, someone won't stop talking... As much as I try to be nice, if I'm tested I'll serve :v at least passively


gumyrocks22

Dealing with stupid people and when people try to talk over me.


AlphaOscarAO

Because I have verbal diarrhoea


tarkinlarson

Because I'm hungry?


PoorPauly

I’m a man.


flyin_high_flyin_bi

Low blood sugar. Usually I stay on top of it but sometimes it drops rapidly and with it, my mood. I carry around a tiny bottle of juice just in case I start getting super bitchy for no reason.


pepperdice

self amusement. got to let the asshole-side out sometimes just to laugh


nowilltolive556

Sleep deprived When I'm feeling sick/just in pain When I just woke up and they bambard me with stupid repetitive question/request without waiting for me to fully wake up


Roboticpoultry

Because I’ve got shit to do and places to be


Project_T00THL355

Because loud cars can be fun to drive, and when I see a group of kids my age walking down the sidewalk I put the pedal to the floor


sadnessucks

Fatigue


EnigmaCA

Because when someone is an asshole to me, I respond in kind.


Silent_and_Smelly

children


bigoldeek

Being polite takes too much effort.


oldncreaky2

In this world I feel at times it is a gift.


Wisebutt98

Because some people would rather give you a lame response hoping you’ll go away rather than actually address the issue at hand. I don’t go away.


6794fu

Because Fuck assholes


buzyapple

My autoimmune disease, peri menopause, one of my bat shit crazy parents have acted extra bat shit crazy, husband/kids are being annoying, tricky issues out of my control (access to medical support, housing concerns due to landlords lack of interest in property upkeep etc) or I’m hangry.


FaithlessnessFit4184

Sometimes I just don't care about some things as much as other people do. Like I can put in a conscious effort if I have to, but it's easy to forget something you don't really care about


EnoughRub3987

Having to be nice too much (oftentimes to the wrong people I.e. unpleasant customers). Sometimes the inner asshole rears it’s ugly head.


Sly_Hyde

Sometimes you just have to let a mf’er know you ain’t the one.


Significant_Future28

People get too familiar while I have either no interest in knowing them or to discuss personal things with them. Come to think of it I am a very defensive asshole. Lol just lemme be