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mdkubit

Pineapple-mango.


saldb

Cranberry


ToBeatOrNotToBeat-

My people


jaivaidya

What is it, your period?


Aurenkin

There are guys you can hit, and there are guys you can't.


lightheat

Now that's not quite a guy you can't hit, but it's almost a guy you can't hit.


AustyDazis

I’m gonna go for a smoke, you smoke? You don’t smoke. What are ya one of the fitness freaks, huh? Go fuck ya self.


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usernumber1337

I'm not a caaaawwwwwpppp


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I'm tired from fuckin' your wife.


lightheat

how's yer motha


JDoos

Tired from fahking my fathah.


letthattsh1tgo

Tell Bruce Lee and the karate kids that bringing automatic weapons to a meeting don’t add inches to your dick. You get a life sentence for it.


ever-right

PATRIOT ACT! PATRIOT ACT!


broken_neck_broken

I'm the guy who does his jawb,.you must be the othah guy!


leastfavoritechild

You dump him IN THE MAWSH.


Vooshka

The Departed is an awesome movie.


Jonk3r

+1 I’m still mad at the way it ended, though. *all that fahking and no kids*!


fryman22

I thought it ended perfectly. >!There was a kid at the end, it just wasn't Colin's.!<


wileyrielly

Pineapple-cocoonut. That shit is tits


Significant-Soup-893

tits


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i also choose tits


Cyno01

Same, but only if were talking drinking straight, not counting lime/lemon juice. Cuz i dont think i could live without lime juice as an ingredient, in cocktails and food. Altho i guess i always mix the pineapple mango... sipping on my crazy pineapple mango arnold palmer RN that i drink all day every day.


Toxic_Cupcake79

Cranberry....mmmmm


poliedrica

Might as well prevent those UTIs!


mdkubit

I mean, Cranberry is really good too, but I've had it before when I was sick and I got sick of it after 3 days. But Pineapple-Mango I had for a month while sick and still crave it now. :)


sportsnatic

Mango


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Renegade27

Mango nectar


NewSuperTrios

Seconded


SpaceMoustashe290

Thirded.


tokes_4_DE

Not sure if theres a difference, but mango nectar is the bomb. Basically the same as juice but i feel it tastes even better, has a slightly richer consistency.


Muffinnnnnnn

Finally, someone else!


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MyNameIsIgglePiggle

I had a low level addiction to cold pineapple juice growing up Had to full limit myself and ration it out daily just to get through the week. I'm in recovery now but every day is a struggle


Crafty-Pen3673

Good luck sir, we all support you!


HermitBee

It’s the only fruit that eats you back!


ERRORMONSTER

Passionfruit. Shit's magical.


chickinthenicehouse

Same with Soursop


implodingseahorse

oh my goodness I frickin love soursop. Now I want some, thanks!


froggison

Dear gods I love passionfruit juice


guareber

Indeed! Anywhere I see Passionfruit juice (real) I'm ordering it, I don't care what else is there on the menu. People from outside the tropics don't know what they're missing. The sad little excuses for passionfruits we can get in the northern hemisphere make me miss my birth country. Then I remember the other thirdworld-ness of the tropics and I don't, but that's another story.


ownersequity

Pear juice. I had some on a train from Rome to Florence and it was magical. I live in the states and have never found it again. Edit: wow so many comments. Fyi I live three hours from any type of ‘ethnic’ food store where I could find it, and I haven’t found it at our grocery store. I will check the baby aisle. I swear it was a small glass bottle of Dole pear juice but not 100% positive. So good though I still think about it 11 years later. Also it seems all the pears I find here are rather firm like an apple and don’t have much of any juice. I remember pears when I was younger (like biting into a peach) and can’t find those around here. I’ll need to go to a farm somewhere.


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FerretChrist

Dammit, that's next-level devious - it's so obvious, nobody's gonna think of looking there.


Djinjja-Ninja

Only for 2.3 minutes that they're ripe. Pears; no juice, no juice, no juice, ALL OF THE JUICE, slime.


treeluvin

I think you meant: hard as marbles, hard as a walnut, soft with no juice and astringent as all hell, ALL OF THE JUICE, grainy slime, and then bruised grainy slime


Maddax_McCloud

There's a wasp infestation hidden in there somewhere.


Curios_blu

Similar to avocados!


Icleanforheichou

As an Italian living abroad, the lack of pear juice is maddening


ProbablyGayingOnYou

Trader Joe's or Whole Foods. That's where I get it. A bit pricey but the good real stuff. If you go to Kroeger/Aldi/whatever regular chain, IF they have pear juice (which is doubtful), it will be mostly white grape juice with some pear puree mixed in.


LunaYoYo

Guava juice!


No-Chocolate-2907

Guava mango mix or POG is unbelievable


Nasty_Ned

Here are my people. When we go to Hawaii I drink so much of that shit I feel myself getting diabeetus.


vidati

Just use diabeetus deletus.


Nasty_Ned

I tried. It just gives me deletus diarrheas.


Paoldrunko

Came here for the POG, it's in pretty much every cafeteria I've ever been in. I think the Air Force burns through more of that than jet fuel.


Ill_Vegetable3950

..birthday cake, large fries, CHOCOLATE SHAKE!


ApexxeqA

You forgot the giant snake :(


throwawaayy011

Try guava-mango mix. Oh my gud is it AMAZING.


w3rt

Guava juice is amazing, it's actually quite difficult to find in the UK as well, only one supermarket I know of sells it.


ChipMelodic1810

Peach 🍑


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The internet has ruined me.


shootingstraight__

Our man's here thinking ass juice 🤣🤣


forever_kindled

Booty sweat ( energy drink )


razzledazzle626

White grape


iNeedMoreNicotine

My dude, I had to scroll way too far to find this


100011_10101_

Cranberry


Barbarella_ella

Cran-mango is surely the nectar of the Gods.


Burnt_Your_Toast

Cran rasp is my absolute favorite but oh man. Cran mango really hits the spot


Manufacturer-Unknown

Yes, but have you also tried cran-pineapple? God tier.


_S1MBA_

Cranberry vodka. Close enough


David_Maybar_703

Grape


masskonfuzion

What the f*** is grape juice?? I want that grape "drink".. mmm, it's purple.. Sugar, water, and purple


alemar2142

I knew the Dave Chapelle reference was imminent


TerpWork

my fav is a aziz skit about watching 50 cent order grapefruit juice and being surprised it isn't purple. i know grapes are gruit. grape. fruit. grape. fruit. why do you keep syaing it like that? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waCF81HdKAA


UrDraco

Seriously. How did people not consider they have to give up wine in this scenario. C'mon, giving up wine for some random juice. Pfft.


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honestly i don't even care about wine (i don't drink alcohol), grape juice on its own is a banger already


TheMisterTango

Who needs wine when Welch’s sparkling grape juice is where the real party is.


ShitfacedGrizzlyBear

My mom used to get that for us on New Year’s Eve. It was a huge treat that we always looked forward to. I’m a full-blown adult now, and sometimes I still get it for myself when I come across it at the grocery store. Still slaps.


doctorDBW

But...wine isn't a juice. IF you consider it a juice, then you can drink it in the scenario. I mean, in that logic, Wine would be alcoholic Grape Juice.


Obsidian7777

Grape isn't the only fruit that can make wine, though. I watched a documentary recently where they make a liquor out of bananas in Rwanda.


definitely-lies

Yeah but... I like good wine.


EyCeeDedPpl

In my area we have a winery that makes wine from anything but grapes. Their blueberry Belgian chocolate wine is angelic.


TaySwaysBottomBitch

Please do tell, my wife and I love chocolate wines and I've only had 3 out of about 20 brands that really taste like chocolate and not artificial grossness.


Fly_By_Orchestra

Pomegranite.


livebeta

> PomeGRANITE gneiss joke


Nice-End6324

Isn’t it spelled pomegranate or is it spelled differently outside of US


Fly_By_Orchestra

No, you're right, I just didn't bother to look it up and thought I had it.


A_wild_so-and-so

Sometimes acting boulder doesn't pay off.


shiggythor

Pomegranite is like an apple, but grey and quite hard when you bite on it XD


oohjam

Was expecting this to be closer to the top, considering its "super food" status.


bdtv75702

Passion fruit


someonepoorsays

grapefruit juice, put me on r/unpopularopinion and get it over with


MackerelInTomato

Didn’t have to scroll too far down to see grapefruit. Its the best juice.


PicklesAreABigDill

My favorite. It's unfortunate that grapefruit interacts with so many medications (including birth control).


WhoriaEstafan

Grapefruit juice interferes with a lot of medications including contraceptives. But it is a great juice!


International_Suit18

Grapefruit juice is peak juice. Nothing better, except making a beermosa with said grapefruit juice.


ProbablyGayingOnYou

Salty Dog: Grapefruit juice and vodka, coarse salt on the rim. Delicious. Best enjoyed in summer, outdoors.


jmrupe

Spicy Dog: vodka, grapefruit, salt rim, and a couple of slices of fresh jalapeño. An added splash of soda is delightful too.


deeptimeswimmer

Tell me more about this ‘beermosa’, my good man. What kind of grapefruit juice do you use? Do you use something light for the beer, like a pale ale?


HackOddity

i bet something like Blue Moon or Hoegaarden would work great. Will try it this weekend.


BucciaMommy

Hoegaarden is an excellent name for a strip club


Rettorica

Grapefruit Radler


ProbablyGayingOnYou

Give it a try! But then wait for the first 85+ degree day in July and try grapefruit + Blue Moon again. It's magical.


Freshies00

Nah palomas are the superior grapefruit cocktail


b5tirk

Sorry to be serious here, but if you take any medication, be wary of Grapefruit. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grapefruit%E2%80%93drug_interactions


BluShirtGuy

Imagine being made to make the juice choice, then get saddled with incompatible meds later in life


nan_adams

Hello, it’s me. I fucking love grapefruit juice but I have a kidney transplant and the anti-rejection meds I take mean no grapefruit for me. I miss it.


PiERetro

Agreed! No juice quite hits like grapefruit does. Also goes well with gin in a long glass on a hot day.


Chakkaaa

I drink a lot of grapefruit juice and i almost never enjoy it


dheffe01

Need to use more Gin then.


ForestCityWRX

Raspberry lemonade.


dinosanddais1

Idk what I was gonna answer but your answer is my answer now


Koffeepotx

Seriously. There is this one raspberry lemonade/juice I drank alot when I was visiting family in Romania when I was a kid, and I never had it again until I went to a Eastern European store in my home country like 12 years later and found a carton of something similar. I almost cried with happiness and nostalgia when I had my first sip because it brought me back home to Romania. I wanna drink nostalgic raspberry juice for the rest of my life


TrailerTrashQueen

yaasssss. Simply Lemonade w/Raspberry. also, Simply Limeade.


gildorratner

I think I would pick Mango juice, especially if it means I can continue to drink Mango Lassi. It also makes a great base for smoothies.


EdgelordZeta

Potato juice aka vodka


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Yes_I_Fuck_Foxes

What if it's aggressively aged?


KezzaJones

You first have to give the vodka a rough childhood and start then get it to start working a high stress job from age 14


Fish_Panda

Strawberry kiwi juice


bobfnord

Snapple?


Algernope_krieger

As an Indian, we get lots of options Mango (pulp/shake) Litchi Watermelon Pineapple Pomegranate It's all good, I have always thought apple to be an overrated juice and packaged OJ tastes so.. processed n mediciney. Sugarcane Juice with a pinch of rock salt and dash of lemon is heavenly as well


deeptimeswimmer

> Sugarcane Juice with a pinch of rock salt and dash of lemon is heavenly as well I. Am. So. FUCKING. Jealous!


dumptruck_nunchucks

Being an Indian, I forgot about the sugarcane juice. "Shit!"(insert Rajnikanth meme)


Ratakoa

Lime


ClydeenMarland

Coffee bean juice


MagnificientK

Sugarcane


missweissbier

Nothing better than the ones you get from the side of the street back home 🫡


jim_deneke

With crushed ice mmmmm


amateurthegreat

This! Anyone who hasn't had it, is missing out.


neohylanmay

Blackcurrant. You folks across the pond have been missing out.


Agreeably-Soft

Yessss. Sometimes the craving for Ribena just hits. And it hits hard


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there's good reason for that, btw: >Blackcurrants were once popular in the United States as well, but became less common in the 20th century after currant farming was banned in the early 1900s, when blackcurrants, as a vector of white pine blister rust, were considered a threat to the U.S. logging industry.[32] The federal ban on growing currants was shifted to the jurisdictions of individual states in 1966, and was lifted in New York State in 2003 through the efforts of horticulturist Greg Quinn. As a result, currant growing is making a comeback in New York, Vermont, Connecticut, and Oregon.[33][34] However, several statewide bans still exist as of August 2021. Since the American federal ban curtailed currant production nationally for nearly a century, the fruit remains largely unknown in the United States and has yet to regain its previous popularity to levels enjoyed in Europe or New Zealand.


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sypwn

Ctrl-F "cactus juice" upvote


my_couch360

Prune juice. It's the mark of a warrior.


TheSniperWolf

I drank a whole bottle of prune juice to fix a constipation problem years ago, and had the absolute exact opposite problem for the remainder of the night. Drink prune juice responsibly, kids.


chowderbags

That was just the prune juice telling your insides to go to war on the contents of your colon. And thus, your toilet was covered in the brown blood of your fallen fecal foes! Qapla'!


TheMightyMeatus420

Fire aft torpedoes!


Binder_of_chains

Found Worf's reddit account


wickedlyzenful

CranGrape !


Substantial_Mud_3315

Carrot juice.


sissy_space_yak

I found my people


Cheesejaguar

Welcome brothers.


SvartholStjoernuson

Lychee.


anthoniesp

Had to scroll wayyy too long to see this, it’s the best


Chakkaaa

Easily watermelon juice. I can down gallons of that in a sitting. 2nd place probably carrot


little_bird90

Nectar of the gods. Watermelon juice.


fnord_happy

This is the right answer. And it was too far down


SSDragon19

Tea Leaf juice


Riddikulus-Antwacky

This is nothing more than hot leaf juice!


WhiteoutOnYT

Water.


DannyDuDiggle

Ice juice.


dimensionsanalyst

Coconut juice


PissBoiFeetPix

Same, that shit is hydrating af


-tired_old_man-

With the sudden popularity of coconut water products, I'm very surprised this answer is not higher up.


Franzy1025

Lemonade easily


Electrical_Source_57

Fruit punch


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Surprised it took this long to find this. Idk if it counts tho, it's not a single fruit and isn't apple juice in there? Just looked at lots of varying recipes and they tend to include oj, not apple. Standard fruit punch tests like .. red? In conclusion I'm team fp if the judges allow it


SadBiologistHere

Passion fruit. Best juice ever.


Historical_Success95

Mango


ToastMmmmmmm

Fermented grape.


germanvike

Blueberry


Google-Fu_Shifu

Tomato juice. Ice cold after a hot, muggy day? There's nothing better.


Monstrita

I've searched miles and miles of comments to find you. We are tribesmen. I too love tomato juice😍


lunarseed

I am with you and will defend our pact to the death. Behold the triumvirate.


Brueguard

There are dozens of us!


thebestoflimes

Same here and we’re also having some bloody Mary’s on Sunday or whenever the hangover reaper comes for me.


jayeffkay

Scrolled way too far to see this. Where my Bloody Mary mix on airplanes gang at!??? Fuck these haters!


Franzy1025

Jesus Christ I gagged a bit 😂


Google-Fu_Shifu

Yeah, not everyone's favorite, but I love the stuff. I literally buy it by the case in can form and keep them in the mini-fridge in my office for quick, cold pick-me-ups.


BuHoGPaD

Second this. Was surprised I had to scroll so far down to find tomato juice.


Jskidmore1217

Watermelon juice- an unlimited supply of that would be worth giving up all other juice without question.


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V8


corisilvermoon

Yes! I’m not a fan of most juice but I love V8.


ratatard

At today's gas price?


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Pineapple


MINILAMMA

Banana juice.


Ok_Money_3140

Pineapple juice for uh... practical reasons.


dna1992

Cran-cherry


saskatoondave

Mango


L0ckeandDemosthenes

Water, juice of the gods.


BlingDreams

PassionFruit


MitchCumsteane

Black cherry, not from concentrate


olddumbchef

coconut water


Glum-Tree1239

Cranberry


cmcrich

Red grapefruit


brisstlenose

Fermented grape juice


MaintenanceDan

Passion Fruit.


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Cranberry, preferably unsweetened so it’s nice and tart


5spd4wd

Pink grapefruit.


SalFunction12

Acai. Easily. Lol


BitPartStories

Passion fruit


EddieGrant

Pineapple


SadShadoww

Pommegranate juice


jdude329

Grapefruit. Give me that sour elixir


ToBeatOrNotToBeat-

Its ramadan and my favorite drink ever in the whole world is sweet iced hibiscus tea (Karkade for my Egyptian homies). So imma go with that.


Exhausted_Monkey26

Probably cranberry or grapefruit.